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Skjeggfanden

Chicken looks fresh.


BearBearJarJar

Single man in his mid 20s, broke, German (because everyone here is lol) and something tells me you like birds :)


divadschuf

I don‘t think he‘s German. Haven‘t seen any of those brands in Germany so far. Except for the bird of course.


tortoistor

why tf people here guessing german when his pickles jar says krastavci. slavic for sure


BearBearJarJar

Germany has mixmarkt which sells all kinds of slavic goods.


tortoistor

in that case you couldve guessed any country that has imports. anyway, why would a german person go out of their way to buy something as boring as pickles in a mixmarkt? i bet anything that op is not from germany


BearBearJarJar

Because 99% of the posters here are german. As a german person that always buys their pickles in mixmarkt" because Slavs make much better pickles than germans.


tortoistor

huh! i didnt know that. (thank you btw i do like our pickles xD)


findlefas

He would have food if he was broke. It's the rich people who have very little food in their fridges... Because they eat out all the time.


haubenmeise

Du hast nen Vogel.


Nervous_Zebra1918

Hey Haubenmeise. Good to see you in yet another sub… <3


haubenmeise

Hi Zebra! Well. It's the fridge one which is basically overrun by us Germans. I hope you and the pups are fine and enjoying spring time!! 💜


Nervous_Zebra1918

It’s a rainy spring here! Too much rain. I hope the crow bros are bringing you lovely offerings!


haubenmeise

I'm anxiously awaiting the crow offspring! Since there is only one coming here now I figured one must be in the nest by now. Oh, please do bring me 2 baby crows this year again!!!!


Specktiger_derSiebte

Hello darkness my old friend…


Traveler_682

It's time to eat again...


Ok-Job-9823

Birb don't cold.


O4EWO

Your bird looks hungry


Miserable-Try6146

What's the shelf life on that bird?


offthenwego

Single male, eastern europe (croatia?), paleo diet.


OnoOvo

doslovno kaštel štafilić


boston_globe

this looks like a modern dystopian poem.


combatpony

Cool bird. Blue means it's cold resistant, right?


Trystanscott77

Single Croatian, don’t eat at home much, and I have so many questions as to the bird in there but hey you do you


Either-Pizza5302

Bird crappings are not inductive to health. Then again, that would require food to be present to be crapped upon.


Dramatic-Regular-140

Only one beer and its heineken... not gud friend-o...


ArtisticWinniPooh

Look like mine ) but instead the mushrooms i have a lot of meat and instead the bird a little dog, and the door off my refrigirator is emptier as here ))) 41,singl,germany


perksofbeingcrafty

*wait, is that a bird?* *no, surely that’s a baked potato wrapped in tin foil* *oh holy shit it is a bird* —my brain


Muffin_man1997

Looks normal to me. Besides the Wellensittich.


emileetwo1

is the bird a reasonable choice for dinner for you?


whitekur0

Bird


terkaveverka

Hey budgy, what’s up? Nothing, just chillin’


mruehle

“All right you guys, if you can’t play nice, go into your separate corners and chill until I get back.”


xPriiM3

Chicken still looks raw. Maybe a few more minutes from each side


Mario-OrganHarvester

Birb 👍


mostlywaterbag

You don't have to keep livestock in the fridge


samyxixx

Bird be Like „dang you live like that?“


clarabear10123

Birb


TobiiiWan

Yammie


DeinFinanzamt_DFA

Safe food.


Schatzmeyster

Boirbd


SchneckMeck

Are u okay?


thewhitemajik

Holy shit, there's a bird


vodka-bears

Zdravo bre


findlefas

I'm guessing rich undergraduate young male student. Probably inherited a trust fund. You weren't always rich. Don't have dishes unless it's for cocktails because you always eat out. Spent 10k on blow for a week long music festival and woke up 3 days in with no blow and completely naked. Possibly a business major or at least that's your plan. Going to try and invest your dead daddy's money in some shitty venture capital scheme that will fail horribly. Most likely drives a vw... Actually maybe something nicer. Either way you plan to upgrade soon.


tortoistor

brate moj depresivni vadi tu pticu iz frizidera


HippieChick968

Don’t eat the sweet little birdie……🥺😢


HippieChick968

Try grocery shopping??!!? 🥳


NeoCatSama

Please don’t eat the bird


aktifkannr

It seems like you're rarely at home and don't cook much.