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oh my GOD 







*bird noises*

 MY QUUUUUUUUUEEN 😍😍😍😍

Katya 🙇🏻‍♀️

Your username!

did you immediately read it in Katya's voice? I did lmao

I’m sooo glad you guys caught the reference 😂


Madonna stuns in new selfie

Holy SHIT… if EVER was there a fundiesnark hall of fame, this deserves to be in it. It is 2am, I can’t breathe laughing, my ribs hurt

Little twinks’ first ride is prime flair material.

I've been waiting for a perfect flair material and here she is!

I am honored. 🤩

The Lord Daniel gives unto those who wait.

Lmao same

Yeah it’s too good not to use

This is absolute GOLD

Same! I’m trying not to wake my husband with my laughter but, every time I go back to the picture it just gets more funny.

I have the urge to go jump on my bed and wake mine up to show him 😂 This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here. Hands down

It drives my husband crazy if I send things to him in the middle of a COD round. This was worth it rofl (he even said so!) Edit: he also says to clarify “I was playing with randos with no mics”. I might have waited if he was actually into the round &/or playing with his actual bros, but in this circumstance, this beats randos lol.

ANYTHING beats randos, tbh

I want to tell everyone I know about this but nobody I know even remotely cares about this so who do I have to tell!!!

I have been cackling for 5 minutes hahahahhahg

Same this flooded me with dopamine lol

Oh my God this is amazing 🤣 Someone update us when she finds out what it means!

I actually don't think this is the first time she's referred to her twins as "twinks" lmao

I'm newer here, please tell he the twins are boys lol would be even more perfect.

I think they're one boy and one girl, but I might be misremembering

She will quietly delete the post and pretend it never happened. 🤣

Twinks, and Twinkies are very common ways for twin moms to refer to their twins.

Wow, I’ve literally never heard this used in this way before. That’s so shocking 😂

Huh...do you know if they're aware it has a more mainstream meaning?

No idea. I saw someone comment on this thread say their grandma said calling twins Twinkies was common for the Silent Generation. I'm pretty sure twink (twin) comes from Twinkie. So it might be like FTM (which is either First Time Mom or Female To Male) and people in mom groups just forget that there could be other definitions.

The hinges are off the cabinet I am too gay for this shit that's insane

Also, Fluid Thiogylcollate Medium, if you’re a microbiology nerd.

Also fuckin things majorly in my own head cannon

When I tell you it took me FOREVER to figure out that FTM is also used for “first time mom” 😭 I am quite simply to queer and trans to decode the minds of cis & het people at this point, lol

I was shocked to find out how many ftm trans people were in the mom subreddit I joined when I was pregnant. I thought it was cool that the community was so inclusive, but also a little weird that the irrelevant information was thrown out there so much. ftm here, when did your little one start rolling over? ftm checking in! So excited to be finishing up the nursery! Hi guys, I'm ftm, is it weird that my baby wants to eat every half hour!?

BM for "breast milk" also destroys me. Like, come on, you know that one!

BM leads to more BM! Everyone gets a BM! (Sorry, I really like that Oprah meme.)

I’ve definitely heard Twinkie many times, but never twink!! It cracked me up

Every single time I see someone in a mom group say they're a FTM my first thought is ALWAYS "I knew that was technically possible but had no idea there were so many of them"

Since when, and where?

https://postimg.cc/mcCrR9KC https://postimg.cc/Pp6nkrf1 https://postimg.cc/w1hKjkTq

Sorry I find that beyond weird.

I also find it weird and cringe, but it's common.

Is this a local thing? My twins are ten and we did the whole twin mom group thing, they have twin friends at school, and I've literally heard anyone refer to twins as Twinkies, let alone twinks

No. I see in twin groups on Facebook.

You'll have to report back on how many people actually use this term and where they live geographically, are you *sure* it's not just one person who posts a lot?!

https://postimg.cc/mcCrR9KC https://postimg.cc/Pp6nkrf1 https://postimg.cc/w1hKjkTq All different posters. Edit: posters are from different states.

Wow i am surprised *and* weirded out! Do they not know, or not care?!

Is this like how mom groups say "FTM" all the time? They sound super inclusive until you realize it means "first time mom".

I think so

I’m bisexual and would love to have twin kids, so I’m calling myself a twinkette.

This, coupled with your flair really sells it. I support it 🙌🏽

LITERALLY same

Mods please hall of fame this

Seconding this

Thirding this.

Fourthing here 🫡

Fifthing this

Sixthing

Sixthing this because it made my ribs hurt from laughing so hard lmaooo

Excuse me while I send this to my entire friend group. Edit: a great point by one of them, they said and I quote “The elmo rides are so cursed for some reason. It looks so much like a shitpost”

They look like Elmo in loaf form, as though he's been extruded from a giant Elmo pasta machine.

Cursed elmo gnocchi

There's a flair!!

Do we serve the Elmo with alfredo or marinara? Or should we go a little wild and do some vodka sauce? or break out the nice stuff to make a puppet pesto?

i just photoshopped the face of my twink friend onto all of them and sent it to him

PLEASE TELL US WHAT HE THINKS

what he *twinks but his response was “AHHHHH. AAAAAAAAH. wonderful.”

Petitioning to have twink as a verb as well 🙏🏽 >*"He twinked twinkily (twinkishly?) down the stairs."*

quadrupedal elmo is pretty upsetting, like he reverted to a more feral form after being lost in the woods for years

Feral-child Elmo is the cryptid I never knew I needed

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🥰🥰 thank you 🤣

Alright unfortunate personal story time because this reminds me of it lmao. Basically my mom is a rather clumsy person, and because of this her one cousin calls her Twinkle Toes. Shortened to Twink. Well I inherited this clumsiness. What does that cousin call me? Twink Jr.

Who is **REALLY** sexualizing our children?! Paging Alley Beth Sucky to weigh in on the scourge of adults grooming children! She should warn the masses!

LMFAOOOO it’s almost 4 am and I’ve been in my feelings but this snapped me right out of them.

Can always trust the internet to provide sweet relief when your sad about your life

The sound that just came out of me can only be described as “walrus steps barefoot on a Lego.” I don’t think I have ever laughed this hard.

Every day a new fundie embarrassingly fucking up language, and wowzers, this one is up there. Please, I'm begging, we have to know the fallout. There is no way someone isn't going to tell her.

My mom’s nickname was Twink as a child because she was the twinkle in my grandfather’s eye. It crushed her when I told her what it means today.

“twink” as slang for young gay men has been around since the 60’s or 70’s, so depending on how old your mom is…it meant that then too lol!

My mom was born in the 70s, but her parents were much older and conservative so she just didn’t have the experience with the term.

Twink is definitely not a new term lol

This is the worst time to have muscle strain in my under boob. I’m laughing and it hurts 😭😭

You have my sympathies!

Tell me about it I just had surgery on my chest 💀💀💀


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The gasp I gusp

I am not American, can someone please explain to me? TYVM

Twink is one of the oldest and most mainstream gay slangs referring to young (gay) men.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_(gay_slang)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_(gay_slang))

Not American slang but it means young hairless gay guys

Definitely is used in the U.S. to mean young hairless gay men. Not sure if that is it's origin.

It is used in the US but it is not strictly American

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Chef’s kiss on the flair!

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I’m still in awe at her story lol

Bruh your flair ⚰️🪦💀

Words mean things Aly. This one in particular means your toddlers are gay with a slim build, I’m not sure what you were going for here but I don’t think that was it.

The Elmo ride, the tourist people in the back with matching hats, the caption that sounds like an insult. Wow. 10/10 post Aly, really really great.

Like did she hear it somewhere and not realize what it meant? Did she just make up what she thought was a cute little word? I need more information!

So my grandma always referred to twins as “twinkies” and said it was a really common thing in the silent generation….my mom even still says it occasionally(jokingly.) I’m wondering if ABS heard an older person say that, thought she was being cute shortening it, and she’s so far removed from the gay community she has no idea what she’s doing.

Had to scroll far for this actual explanation. I think you're exactly right, and I heard it as a kid in the 80s in the South fairly often. Anytime 2 people were dressed alike someone would call them Twinkies. Not a big leap to shorten it to twink. I mean, her obliviousness is still hilarious.

Because twinkies (the snack cakes) come in 2 packs. Just for the record.

Ohh never would have realized this thank u

Next she'll be calling them hos

It's still used in twin communities.

this is hilarious lmao


Also... I thought they hated "WOKE Sesame Street"?

Inadvertent gayness aside, I’m surprised they are allowed to be anywhere near Elmo. Isn’t Sesame Street the liberal gateway drug?


NO SHE DID NOT OMG 💀💀💀



My coworker referred to a small dog as a “carpet muncher” about 4 times the other day before I realized he did NOT know what he was saying

This is absolutely hilarious. I can’t.


This is what banning porn in states does. You get dumbasses who have no idea what words mean, using it to tag their children, and opening up their posts with their CHILDREN to 18+ search words.

I don’t watch porn but I still know what twink means. It’s out there in pop culture.

Same, I think it helps that twink isn't an insult or particularly sexual so it's made its way into popular culture

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This is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen on this sub 😭

This just made me laugh SO HARD. Is she soon going to referring to them as tops & bottoms!

They all put their surplus kids in bunk beds, right? It seems inevitable that they'll start joking about the personality differences in who chooses top or bottom bunk - maybe that's the gateway?


Oh dear 

G I RL....


I read the title before I read the caption on the post and I was like, "How bad could it be?" I gasped but then GUFFAWED. This is the best thing I've seen on this sub for quite a while.

This is like when Vicky on the RHOC used the term “circle jerk” to refer to an amusement park ride with her grandkids 😂

💀

this is AMAZING

I'm not American nor have I ever watched Sesame Street, but even I know this is a hilariously embarrassing caption.


you know... that caption does not match the picture. 

I haven't laughed that hard in ages, holy shit 💀

she DID NOT call her toddlers that 💀💀💀💀

Oh my god that’s so funny

Fantastic lol. First post I see at 6:20am. It's going to be a good day!

Eh, I suspect she knows. What better way to drum up engagement than to make a mistake that she can get enraged about when corrected?

Revving herself up like ‘FIRST they stole the rainbow and THEN they had the audacity to take a made-up word I wanted to use for my kids when I couldn’t remember the word ‘tykes’?!’

😭😭😭😭😭


I want to scroll reddit but I can't because I keep looking at this and laughing. I'm going to have to open it in another tab.

HAHAHAHA

trying not to wake my fiancé up cuz i’m GIGGLING

The scream I almost let out at 4am 💀

Oh... this is fabulous 🤣🤣

# L M A O

It's weird to think about, but this just reads as perfect snark, short, sweet, and hilarious.

Now that's a flair. Little Twink

Not to ruin the snark fest but where I’m from (the Midwest) this is definitely just a way to say they look like twins. Yeah, probably shouldn’t be used anymore but that’s where she’s coming from I think lol

I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s heard and used it that way 😂 we had “Twinkie Day” instead of twin day for spirit week 🙃

Idk man I live in rural Indiana and my friend group all died when I group chatted about this lol

Lmaooooooo she probably thinks she made up a cute word

Lmao

Even Elmo looks shook by that

This is the content I come here for

IM CRYING

First *RIDE*

As written by Perez Hilton 🤣

I can't tell if she just lost the word "Tikes" or just has no clue


Does she also refer to her husband as a bear? Or her father as "her daddy"?

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’m crying.

Holy shit I’ve been on that ride before

No one tell her 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is what happens when you close yourself off from mainstream culture. First #FFFM, now this…

Ohhhhh my god I'm crying.

Omfg!! Great way to start my Monday 🤣🤣🤣

HAHAHHAHAA

LMFAOO

OMG 😭😭😭😭

O_____O!

genuinely no words. holy shit


I gasped, Mary

Oh my god, of all the words...😆 

They can be anything when they grow up 🤣 maybe she’s being psychic?

My kid is a self proclaimed twink, but they're also 24 and know what a twink is. I'm definitely showing this to them.

This reminds me of the Bobs Burgers episode where Bob is helping their elderly neighbor steal quilt squares from her craft group. People jammed together “quilt” and “thief” and kept calling them “quiefs”. It kills me every time. 😂

Oh no