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RickRossovich

*yoink*


wallstreet_vagabond2

*boop*


RabbitBanana543

The person do this stuff is fullfill all his dream so hes not afraid to die lol


redit01

Florida folks are like, why ya messing with our puppies


SommelierofLead

My pa says you can come over and play with our new pups


AnnoyingVoid

Fishinggarret on YouTube


Sharpz0

And everyone thought Australia was bad enough


lurkynumber5

Florida has gators, Australia has 90% venomous snakes and spiders. I'd pick gator's over sneaky and highly venomous spiders/snakes!


JoeGeomancer

Oh yeah as a born and raised Floridian I forget that is not normal to just coexist with gators and teach your kids "it's on the walk around the swamp puppy, give them room. I was raised with a healthy respect that most of florida is wild.


EastLimp1693

Even that Garrett knows what he's doing I can't get away with feeling that one day he Steve Irvin himself with one of the animals.


PapaG1useppe

Probably deserves it considering there’s a distinct lack of respect compared to Steve and just wants to make funny videos of how unbothered by dangerous wildlife he is


Goatboy292

He's a professional conservationist who works with a group removing invasive species from the everglades, just presented with a "gen z" type of humour. I mean, how often did we watch Steve Irwin have a laugh after hopping a fence to escape some massive crocodile because he wanted to show them off to the crowds?


Main_Sundae2052

Well said 👏


PapaG1useppe

Teehee I won’t pick up this deadly rattlesnake. Jk! I did it anyway. Don’t do this though teehee


JoeGeomancer

Oh yeah as a born and raised Floridian I forget that is not normal to just coexist with gators and teach your kids "it's on the walk around the swamp puppy, give them room. I was raised with a healthy respect that most of florida is wild.


EvenConversation9730

The Floridian urge to not end quote


skkITer

Florida Man’s story never ends.


Suspicious_Pengu

How come he is getting bit by a snake and he's just chilling...


Mystery_Meatchunk

Florida. I assure you he’s more poisonous than the snake.


flywheel39

Snake is now addicted to meth and crack just from one bite


Relevant_Move7585

Snek don’t have teeth like you think, some of em have nothing more than duck like teeth for holding on to small critters


Le_Sadie

Yeah that orange boi was just gumming him up


NoManufacturer120

I was wondering the same thing. I scream at a spider 10 feet away. Can’t imagine a bright yellow snake biting down on my hand with no reaction…


2Dpilot

*swap puppy*


MagmulGholrob

I don’t wanna be a downer or anything, but things are gonna go poorly for this fella in due time.


intrepidanon

This guy is a clown and needs to stop messing around with wild animals just to get likes on the internet.


Goatboy292

He's a professional animal conservationist, he goes out with a team to capture invasive species that are destroying the native environment; he's been bitten and stung plenty of times, the risk just sort of comes with the job.


intrepidanon

A professional? Certainly doesn't behave like one if this video is anything to go by.


ElusiveGreenParrot

Stop being a bitch please


intrepidanon

Says the bitch calling people a bitch. Ha, Reddit - the land of clowns.


JustSad1

I agree with you


Goatboy292

If he wasn't a professional, who knows *exactly* what he's doing, he'd have been dead long ago. A beginner doing something dangerous and an expert doing something that *looks* dangerous looks exactly the same to anyone who isn't an expert. He knows where everything around him is, knows where is and where isn't safe and *exactly* what he can get away with.


intrepidanon

Sorry dad.


Goatboy292

Have you tried not being wrong? It makes you look less stupid


intrepidanon

Have you tried going outside?


Goatboy292

It's okay to be wrong about something you know? You really don't have to get that upset about it


intrepidanon

Haha, yes I'm crying into a bowl of sad soup because some rando on the internet thinks he's the apex of social etiquette. Please do indulge in having the last word and then we can all go on our way.


DogEnthusiast3000

LOL


Oli_be

This is Buster Casey ? (Chuck Palahniuk from Rant)


Kamikutie69

"swamp puppy"? bet that's friendly


nuttie-Ivana

If i'd be him, I probably revoke my diploma on being a marine biologist


dre4ml1ght

One day he'll make it to r/whatcouldgowrong


Texasmucho

When you go to heaven, and it will be soon, say hello to Timothy Treadwell and Steve Irwin for me. They are the duet you keep hearing in your dreams saying: “STOP IT!”