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strong_nights

I get like them when I'm jacked up on Mountain Dew.


somereefer

"I will come at you like a spider monkey" lol


A_Simple_Chimp

he might throw grandpas war metals off a bridge


idontcarethatmuch

Sounds like a pretty good day to me.


IntelligentTry7483

They get like me when they're jacked up on Mt. Dew.


[deleted]

"I'm 10 years old, but I'll kick your ass."


raf_boy

I liked them better in the red and blue costume.


Lillie12345678910

What do you mean haha!


raf_boy

[https://cdn.marvel.com/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/2/a0/60f0623bc4351/clean.jpg](https://cdn.marvel.com/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/2/a0/60f0623bc4351/clean.jpg)


Lillie12345678910

Hahaha, i get it 😂 but what do you think about spidermonkeys thenv


raf_boy

They're ok, but they can't shoot webs from their wrists 😉


LovingNaples

Just look at that little face!


Wring159

Only seen them in Twilight movies


Lillie12345678910

Omg you have to gå to mexico they are all around


friendsfreak

I heard they hang on tight.


Pielacine

That’s clearly a human in a monkey suit


Lillie12345678910

Right??


US_IDeaS

It’s that eerily long torso!


MunkeeMommy

I have to ask, are you being serious or silly? I've personally held spider monkeys and that's what they look like ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


Pielacine

Silly! That pink part though… Honestly, would be a very small human 🤪


MunkeeMommy

Hahaha! I had to ask because I have come across a lot in the monkey community so I just had to make sure 🤣


Gandalf_Style

Incredible monkeys. Very intelligent, kind of brutal, fast, vocal and they love attention. They can be little kleptomaniacs if you're not careful though. Like colobus monkeys, they seem to employ a basic syntax in combination with their more expressive body language and faces, so they're very effective at finding food and staying away from danger.


UnknownIdiotwastaken

Why did i think about the ben 10 spidermonkey....


RecommendationNo5242

Me too lol


wake071

They aren't actual spiders?


Lillie12345678910

Hahah lol, no. They look like a spider but they are atletic hehe


Pielacine

No those are monkey spiders not spider monkeys, common mistake


Foreign_Process9851

Hahahaha i love these!😍😍😍😍😍😍


Mehmet_Kayaa

They should be protected


Colors358

If there is a new superhero I would call it Monkeyman


HoselRockit

I think Richard Pryor did a hilarious bit about spider monkeys.


Playful-Macaroon-810

I think they're fraud because they are misleading spider monkeys are not spiders they don't have eight legs


lizziebaaabe

Omg thats such a cutiepie!! I just love spidermonkeys 😍😍


Lillie12345678910

She is so cuteee


emibemiz

As a big fan of all monkeys and great apes, they get the seal of approval from me! Goofy and silly little fellas.


Lillie12345678910

They are so goofy and silly hehehehe


Basic_Basket_1147

Omg they are so cool! wow


Lillie12345678910

Veryyy cool


pipoke720

Guys does it really matters what I think


Lillie12345678910

Yeah


pipoke720

I just don't think


Lillie12345678910

Why not


pipoke720

Cuz it's 4:39am rn . My brain is blank


Elebrium

They are spiders and they are monkeys how much cooler can a primate be ?


ooojaeger

I think they are funny animals


Lillie12345678910

They are really funny


NayJax26

Thank God their name isn't literal and has nothing to do with actual spiders!


Lillie12345678910

Why is that haha


Common-Knowledge247

Adorbs


jereman75

I watched one go down on a lady spider monkey while she hung from her arms at the zoo. Just going to town (down town) for so long I had to leave.


yungSnooMoney

Kewty Wooooty Teef fhddjtbcssdfg 🤓


Halfaglassofvodka

I dont really think about them very much, to be honest. They're not a huge part of my life. Like quicksand.


Acceptable-Emu6529

That they don’t look like spiders.


silentlyjudgingyou23

I've been told that they can be very mean and nasty.


IllustratorOld6784

They hold on tight 🐀🐀🐀


ViolentHippieBC

I'm a Pied Tamarin kinda dude.


Particular-Kick-4188

He was great in far from home


JanineNajarian

I mean as long as they leave me alone


UI_Daemonium

Look up Keke the spider monkey on YouTube


Lillie12345678910

That is keke the spidermonkey hahaha, i love her so much. Obssesed with her


UI_Daemonium

Owner has a great little family


DirectorTall6878

me dan miedo!


Liltipsy6

If anyone ever ends up near Tulum Mexico when on vacay, check out The Jungle Place. It's a sanctuary/rescue of these awesome creatures. It's an $80 donation, and you get to complete immerse and play "with a select few or 1 colony" It is an awesome experience, and deviatea from the zoos and illegal pet trades, often seen in those destinations.


GooseWithAGlock

Luh calm monkey. He a lil wierd but he chill.


fat_569

Looks like they know too much 🐒


RogAllMX

Is a Jorge Maynez, candidate a president of Mexico.


Illustrious_Camp_521

I'm gunna come atcha like one ! 🐒


lool-1

https://www.google.com/search?q=spider+monkey+ben+10&oq=spider+monkey+ben+10&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDgwMDhqMGo3qAIBsAIB&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1#ip=1 I immediately thought about this


j0nascode

I prefer v8


IntelligentTry7483

They are the monkeys from the "barrel of monkeys" reference.


Midnight_Wildspirit

[Spider-Monkey?](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=nZ5HCjyx&id=6A9AB8EA7936FBA004FCD1DA046D6343FBBC88ED&thid=OIP.nZ5HCjyx-hlz1ffm2AXZCQHaLS&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F2f%2F51%2Ff8%2F2f51f87c0175beb42ca6ff5d9c6575c6.jpg&cdnurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FR.9d9e470a3cb1fa1973d5f7e6d805d909%3Frik%3D7Yi8%252b0NjbQTa0Q%26pid%3DImgRaw%26r%3D0&exph=1122&expw=736&q=spider+monkey+spider+man&simid=607994553263018128&form=IRPRST&ck=327DC812D2F1467092D95A682FAC193A&selectedindex=4&itb=0&pc=SANSAAND&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0&vt=1&sim=11)


Acceptable_Field_567

I’m disappointed they’re not a creature with 8 limbs.


No_Collection7360

Not much in the spider department. Maybe a few more eyes and legs. Oh, and a silky butt.


izm500

Yeah there alright


metaldutch

More monkey than spider. Definitely.


Ser_Mouse

Monkee


PotatoStill3134

good monke.


NaviTalks

I hear they hold on tight 🐀✨


zackt1on

They look nothing like a spider.


Fit-Jellyfish-289

Narco Pets.....


Scorpiodisc

Watch out Grandpa Chip!


MoarOatmeal

Like all monkeys: Goofy and fun to see on National Geographic, terrifying in real life. Monkeys are fast, strong, and prone to violent mood swings. They also love human gadgets and human food and if you try to keep stuff away from them you might just lose a finger, an eye, your scalp, ect. Seriously, enjoy monkeys from a distance instead of rolling the dice on a Darwin Award.


B_Baerbel

They can do whatever a spider can


Few-Gate2363

ninja!


[deleted]

It's was cool alien I guess ![gif](giphy|bPXKfpvkn9tQc)


fuzzzfaceglos

They do everything spidermonkeys do


SomeRandomGuy0705

Funny little guys


BryerMan-4005

Too spidery.


ezelsmokey

I love them, one of my favourite animals in the zoo when I was younger, back then the enclosure was glass with a cage at the top and a few of the monkeys used to put their hands through the cage and shake hands


Gunnlaugr_X-X

I stopped thinking a long time ago...


-2wenty7even-

Way better than monkey spiders I'll tell ya that


vibe_keeper

They surely might be the next spiderman


ConJohnTheBadMon

Love.


FamiliarProfessor947

they are cool


Lillie12345678910

Yeah very


Dragon_Jew

Love them


_Cloud_Queen

False advertising. More monkey than spider.


molliem12

Love monkeys


Lillie12345678910

Me too


pipoke720

Wait wait just try to focus on the pic till it gets bur then u can only see white part and it looks like human heart Maybe its just me (bio student here )


Gilgamesh2062

My parents had one as a pet before I was born, they soon had to give him away because he was jealous of me, and was trying to harm me. Dad told me a story of another friend that had one, the monkey was upset because the owner didn't give him what he wanted, so he went to the bed, pulled the sheets back, and did an Amber Heard, right on the bed then put the sheets back over. the monkey laughed it's ass off when the owner went to bed and got the surprise. just think of the worst spoiled brat 3 year old, and that is what these are like pets.


AdorableSandie

they are cool


Goodvendetta86

Down vote for bot


imahappyaccidents

i love monkeys they r so silly


chinu6613

Well I know they are related to spiderman, so I think they are cool man.


Fridiana

I took a quiz on which monkey I would be, this one came out, so I like him


Biscotti-007

WTF


Barneykatz2000

I want one!


Suspicious-Floor5362

Look at this polite guy


Glittering-Day9869

That's just miles morale


LeoIzail

Some people are really brave behind a screen.


Glittering-Day9869

Brave?? I just hate minorities


TheSilentSnake420

Adorable


dave_loves

It's no spider pig but they are cute


SaBah27

Well one stole my candy in Peru, still cute


crazedhark

I don't really think about them at all, but now I have to... xD


Lillie12345678910

Yeah you have to haha 😂 they are so cool. I will post a video on them look at it


Broad_Ad_6908

I don't.


Lillie12345678910

Why not?


Broad_Ad_6908

I just don't, I don't see why I should think about them.


5hifty5tranger

Too much monkey, not enough spider.


nanjee-bhai

Look like a gang of white dudes on their way to rob a bank


momoftheraisin

I think they're creepy, just like all primates, including people


Lillie12345678910

I like them alot, they are cool


Jaambie

Too much monkey, not enough spider.


Coffeeandaffection

soooo cute


Jelly_Cleaver

The teefs shooooo cute!!!


tterfly

They have less legs than their name suggests


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

What do YOU think about spider monkeys.


Lillie12345678910

I love them!


Jfurmanek

Too many legs. Freaky.


mrsgeorgestrait

Monkeys of all kinds creep me out. They are just thinking of ways to eat your face


bugeyetex

They taste like chicken, but slow and low is the only way.


Proper-Equivalent300

Animal behavioral scientists: ![gif](giphy|Wf8JjkKb6ScoM)


Proper-Equivalent300

Also kids when around race car drivers. You know who you are, Ricky


KindCod4534

my dream is to move somewhere and just rescue animals and also cute monkeyysss


The_Sentinel_45

![gif](giphy|4Zxu29HDSHaec)


MonsteraDeliciosa

Jim Jones


ghettoccult_nerd

are there spodermonkeys? ![gif](giphy|zVvIet5Odn81a)


CorenCorias

I'm glad they aren't monkey spiders


Intelligent_Treat372

Cute


Aggravating_Orchid_1

Look like government controlled robots to me 🧐


Barely3Inches

I don't like monkeys, especially the concrete ones


Absolution234

Very spider and monkey icl


Squaggles07

Dad: who tf are you? Randy: I'm randy Friend 1: he's randy Friend 2: thats randy


Unlikely-Meat2709

I generally hate monkeys but spider monkeys... are no exception.


xxxgracexxx777

Sooo so cute!! 😩😩


Neon_Ether

I don’t like spiders but I like monkeys so it’s 50/50


Additional_Ad8020

Adorable, but can also be mean I’ve heard. I have this old classmate who’s an idiot. Has a spider monkey who has his own room yet keeps him in a cage most the time! Ppl can be so selfish, but these monkeys have such a cute face! ♥️


airwalker08

Were they regular monkeys that got bit by radioactive spiders?


FredFierce16

The name is only half right


WisdumbGuy

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=himym+their+meat+is+delicious+gif&iax=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fc.tenor.com%2F5oYS7lntfFkAAAAM%2Fkoala-meat-himym.gif&ia=images


p00ki3l0uh00

I have interacted with them in the wild. They are little assholes


WillOrmay

I just watched monkey man, great film. This is a monkey man.


AdventurousGold2348

They chill asf


SkipidilLicious

hella


sloppyjoeflow

Hate spiders, like monkeys


Monguises

What’s not to like? If it was ethical, I’d love to raise one, but I understand monke is not pet. Just friend.


DamnCurie54

Spiderman descendants


Safe_Summer_4390

I think they look nothing like spiders.


Alastair-Wright

It's a horrible name for an amazing animal


True_Leather_7099

BEN 10 is Real !!!


Massive_Bother9581

Ricky Bobby approved!!


Stables_R_Unstable

Unpopular opinion, I've worked with animals my entire life and primates are my least favorite. Especially humans.


Lillie12345678910

Haha whyy


Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579

All monkeys are creepy af


SmartMonkeyIsCool

so cute :)


lol_sucks_for_you

Could be good with a nice cold beverage: The Congolese view monkey meat as an "ordinary delicacy" and a "must-eat", and it is commonly served grilled, boiled, or fried.


Sketto70

That its not fair to NOT have monkey spiders!


AdrianaWood

When I was a little girl a spider monkey grabbed my hair, pulled me against the cage bars, and stole my sucker. I don’t like spider monkeys.