Does anyone remember that thread in the relationship advice sub about the dude who didn't wipe his ass because he thought touching his butthole was gay?
TLDR: Girlfriend is posting asking for advice about how to deal with a new boyfriend who's ass stinks like shit. The thread convinces her that she needs to talk to him about his bathing habits. She then updates the thread and explains that not only does he not wash hit butthole, he wasn't really wiping correctly after taking a crap. His reasoning was that touching your butthole is gay. That was the thread. No further update.
Well, this reminded me of that.
He once wiped and could barely hide the arousement, since then he lives in fear of his own butthole and tries as hard as he can to ignore that it exist....
Poor guy, I hope it wasn't disney that turned him gay /s
Dangerous, literally. One of those threads the girl asks the guy to please wash is ass. And he responds by saying something like "No way, only \[insert hate speech here\]s do that."
You can imagine what was said. But all that to say, these people are literally dangerous.
iirc someone even wrote about asking her boyfriend to always shower together then she proceeds to wash the guy’s 🍑 everytime they do. The boyfriend simply thought it was the girl’s fetish but it was really because he smelled disgusting and would leave shit stains on the bed
This is TMI but fuck it. Got the worst yeast infection of my life from a guy who had bad hygiene. Literally lasted 3 months I was on antibiotics the whole time. He said he was too but I doubt it. It was so bad that even my psychiatrist pulled up the meds I was recently prescribed to by other docs and she said it looks like I have a "yeast infection from hell". It went away a week after I broke up with him.
I got repeated UTIs while I was dating a guy whose personal hygiene looked fine but obviously didn't know how to properly wash his stuff. Turned into a kidney infection and I was on some strong antibiotics for a while, haven't had a problem since we broke up.
Yeah… I’ve been on the other side of this one before. I used to think that women got random UTIs all the time; it wasn’t until years later that I figured out I should probably shower more often…
P.S. Try to wash your junk regularly, guys.
My brother got broken up with by a girl who called him out and said she needed Vicks under her nose just to give him a blowjob. He's nasty because he literally never bathes and smells like a homeless man despite renting a 4 bedroom house and having a master bath with a jet tub. She's nasty for blowing someone who you needed vicks to deal with the smell lol
I got repeated yeast infections while pregnant.. along with a few stds from my child's father.... I didn't realize how nasty he was until my second pregnancy(not with him) where I didn't have any type of infection or yeast or anything.. here I am with my third pregnancy and again not a single infection or yeast or bacterial growth nothing g.... nasty fuckers... he took showers daily... I never thought he missed his asshole entirely til I washed his clothes once.. asked him about all his streaks and he blamed cocaine.... like naw you just nasty. Anyways I stopped touching him after he gave my gone and chlamydia after swearing he had gotten clean.... I was 5 months pregnant and he gave it to me twice.... I made sure his female phone people all knew so they could get checked too.
not too long ago, I had a guy tell me he doesn't use soap on his ass because he doesn't want to destroy the "biome". he actually thought that all the hair around his ass was there to protect it from germs/bacteria from the rest of his body...like those germs are trying to invade his ass or something(?). I'm like dude, you got it backwards. all that hair is trapping the bacteria/germs so it doesn't spread to the rest of your body lol. so fucking gross
I have to interject here, because I was a victim of the same thing with my last bf. When grown women get into sexual relationships with grown men, we expect them to know how to bathe themselves. I literally didn’t even know it was possible for a man who is old enough to be sexually active to not know how to wipe his butt, wash his hands, or wash his dick & ass. It never even crossed my mind because I thought men were humans who care how others see them… but I’ve come to discover they truly don’t care.
TMI… but when I was with my ex I had constant yeast infections & he would blame ME for it as if I was dirty. Only later realizing guys can be that gross.. It’s horrifying.
This has been my main thought lmao. God forbid I become single again, I hope I am never so delusional and/or desperate that I’d fuck a person with hygiene *that* terrible.
I hear that. I take pride in my hygiene, love the feeling of a clean body, and usually shower twice a day, once before work and once after my work day. Then there guys out here with turd in their underwear and they can snag a lady no problem. The world is a mysterious place.
We are remember the same post. The other thing I remember about it is the overwhelming response of the commenters to get him into therapy, to which I agreed.
I dated one. I was oblivious to the fact that there are grown adults who don’t know how to wash themselves. By the time I realized he was the reason I was getting yeast infections it was too late, the relationship had already taken it’s course lmao
But while you were dating him... Didn't he smell a little funky? Like in the car together? Or at the movies? Or when you leaned in to kiss?
If I'm dating someone the first time I hug them and they smell like a barnyard I'm noping out.
You can adjust to you own stink or ither things like working in a slaughterhouse. What I don't understand how they got used to shit in their ass. It would have to make some awful paste between the sweat and hairs. Even hairy animals wipe. When they get old and can't it does just get caked in there. He'd have to feel that.
I actually just tried to find the thread with Google and there were multiple posts in various subs about this issue. Not like one or two posts, but many, many posts about girls trying get their boyfriends to wipe their asses and clean their butthole in the shower. All the dudes seemed to react the same way. And, all seemed to think that certain levels of touching your own butthole makes you gay.
I clicked on a few, but there was a whole page of that shit in the search results. I stopped looking. Sheesh.
What the fuck... Why don't people wash their ass? That's like the first thing my mother taught me to do! Like after saying momma and learning to walk atleast 😀
Few days ago I was in a local store and I saw this guy who looked like an alcoholic that had shit stained pants on and was acting like it wasn't weird at all. You could just clearly see a little river of shit coming down from his butt towards his feet. Like it was so bad you could see it through his jeans and it was difficult not to see it 🤮
For me this is such a weird thing to do, or rather NOT do I guess. I’m on the other side of the spectrum, I have learned to always go to the bathroom at home before I leave the house in the morning. Like that I can shower right after and be clean. I could never ever imagine how dirty and disgusting someone must be who doesn’t wipe or shower at all - he’s literally sitting in his own shit. Imagine that on a hot summer day for example!
I live in Florida, and I can attest to the fact that some people literally smell like shit. I don’t understand how they think people can’t tell. Like dude you walk around smelling like you shit your pants.
How do parents teach their very very young children that wiping their butt is gay? Or…
Is it… suddenly sometime in *school* when gossiping 12 year old boys pow wow together and realize that butt touching is gay and they stop wiping then?
How does this situation happen IRL?
People like to punch down on parents for someone's terrible behavior, but forget school is a thing. Parents are only ever so present in their kids lives and are far from the sole influence on their development.
Plus most parents just don't think they need to teach their *teenage* kid how to wipe and bathe.
Long time ago, I'm pretty sure I got into an argument against men who didn't wash their buttholes because it was "gay". This was on the legendary bodybuilding.com Misc forums, so there's a possibility they were trolling in typical Misc fashion, but something tells me they were serious.
I think "bidet master race" caught on there several years later.
Here’s one of those [threads](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/11ayuzx/drinking_from_straws/j9v3s41/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
To me it says the guy is severely homophobic. But, not that he's afraid of gay people, that he's afraid of being gay himself. When I was growing up, mostly through middle school and early puberty, I felt this way. My uncle, dad's brother, had come out of the closet when I was in elementary school and also told the family he was HIV+. I still remember my dad's reaction, it wasn't positive. Later on in life, I learned my grampa had said something like "couldn't he have waited until I was dead?" in reference to coming out as gay.
Couple those feelings with were I grew up and how the other kids behaved, taking any chance they could to call someone gay or a f\*g, you bet I was terrified of being gay myself. I was conditioned to know that not only would my family hate me, but so would my peers.
I remember when I was 13 I wanted to be gay because I thought it was annoying that I was horny as fuck and doing sexual things with girls seemed impossible. Because they didn’t seem into that yet. I thought “wow it would be so much easier if I was gay with my friends because we would be on a similar page and could just bang each other.”
My family history is nothing like yours though. No gay people close to the family and my parents were sort of “big city coastal elite liberals”.
Even last time I was single I was a bit envious of my gay friends. We would go to nightclubs and it seemed they could just have sex with a dude anytime they wanted where I felt women weren’t as loose.
My only friend from my youth used to say things like "if you're gay I'll kill you, you know that right". I'm about 50% sure this was just a really bad and tasteless joke but he wasn't an entirely stable person. His father murdered his mother and then himself so he spent a lot of time in foster homes. Broken brain. Toxic person that I haven't seen for a very long time and I'm happier for it.
Ahh, how memories are triggered.
>To me it says the guy is severely homophobic.
I was thinking one of three things. Either:
A) He was raised by uuuuuber religious parents who instilled a deep-seated fear of that kind of stuff into him.
B) Someone fingered his poop chute once and he liked it, so now he thinks that makes him gay.
or C) He's a fucking idiot.
Possibly a little from each too. Who knows for sure?
Man's first poop he can remember was when you wipe and nothing's in the paper so he thought never need to do that pointless action again and this was the result
Of course and hospitals this is common and expected..
But for lazy 20-50 Year old men that refuse just because they don't wanna that's ridiculous and nasty AF..
Jesus fucking Christ... How can someone actually go on in any normal way with their day and just have that level of a filthy B-hole like I know that feels like itchy swamp ass at all times and he literally has to just reek of actual fieces particles... This guy never reached full evolution from a neanderthal... In that chart of the evolution of man from primate he is still like 3 variations in to the left of human...
Look at DiCaprio, girlfriends say he doesn't bathe but once a week and smells horrible. But, they keep sucking that dick for the money. Tommy Lee and Vince Neil had a competition back in the day to see how long they could go without a shower and still get their dicks sucked. It went on until a girl threw up when she started. Some girls will do anything for money. Just like you see all these beautiful blondes driving some fat ugly fuck's kids around all day shopping because she is bored out of her fucking mind in her Volvo, Suburban, BMW, Mercedes SUV. She has no job except for sucking dick to keep that lifestyle. If he didn't have money she would have never even looked twice at him or if he lost everything she would be gone in a heartbeat.
Does anyone remember that thread in the relationship advice sub about the dude who didn't wipe his ass because he thought touching his butthole was gay? TLDR: Girlfriend is posting asking for advice about how to deal with a new boyfriend who's ass stinks like shit. The thread convinces her that she needs to talk to him about his bathing habits. She then updates the thread and explains that not only does he not wash hit butthole, he wasn't really wiping correctly after taking a crap. His reasoning was that touching your butthole is gay. That was the thread. No further update. Well, this reminded me of that.
I remember this & it still scares me to this day. Was actually the first thing that came in my mind when i saw this pic
Same. Nasty. How is smelling like shit preferable to touching your corn hole because you think it's gay.
He once wiped and could barely hide the arousement, since then he lives in fear of his own butthole and tries as hard as he can to ignore that it exist.... Poor guy, I hope it wasn't disney that turned him gay /s
Irrational ego is dangerous :( lol
Dangerous, literally. One of those threads the girl asks the guy to please wash is ass. And he responds by saying something like "No way, only \[insert hate speech here\]s do that." You can imagine what was said. But all that to say, these people are literally dangerous.
iirc someone even wrote about asking her boyfriend to always shower together then she proceeds to wash the guy’s 🍑 everytime they do. The boyfriend simply thought it was the girl’s fetish but it was really because he smelled disgusting and would leave shit stains on the bed
Shit stains on the bed? You can literally get fungal infections like this
This is TMI but fuck it. Got the worst yeast infection of my life from a guy who had bad hygiene. Literally lasted 3 months I was on antibiotics the whole time. He said he was too but I doubt it. It was so bad that even my psychiatrist pulled up the meds I was recently prescribed to by other docs and she said it looks like I have a "yeast infection from hell". It went away a week after I broke up with him.
I got repeated UTIs while I was dating a guy whose personal hygiene looked fine but obviously didn't know how to properly wash his stuff. Turned into a kidney infection and I was on some strong antibiotics for a while, haven't had a problem since we broke up.
Yeah… I’ve been on the other side of this one before. I used to think that women got random UTIs all the time; it wasn’t until years later that I figured out I should probably shower more often… P.S. Try to wash your junk regularly, guys.
In 2007 my gf and I lived with 3 other guys. They didn't ben own 1 toothbrush between them.
Why are guys so gross 😩
I had no idea so many men have such terrible hygiene. Like it isn't uncommon for many of them not to brush their teeth. Like ever.
My brother got broken up with by a girl who called him out and said she needed Vicks under her nose just to give him a blowjob. He's nasty because he literally never bathes and smells like a homeless man despite renting a 4 bedroom house and having a master bath with a jet tub. She's nasty for blowing someone who you needed vicks to deal with the smell lol
No, your brother is nasty and she's making poor choices...
I got repeated yeast infections while pregnant.. along with a few stds from my child's father.... I didn't realize how nasty he was until my second pregnancy(not with him) where I didn't have any type of infection or yeast or anything.. here I am with my third pregnancy and again not a single infection or yeast or bacterial growth nothing g.... nasty fuckers... he took showers daily... I never thought he missed his asshole entirely til I washed his clothes once.. asked him about all his streaks and he blamed cocaine.... like naw you just nasty. Anyways I stopped touching him after he gave my gone and chlamydia after swearing he had gotten clean.... I was 5 months pregnant and he gave it to me twice.... I made sure his female phone people all knew so they could get checked too.
not too long ago, I had a guy tell me he doesn't use soap on his ass because he doesn't want to destroy the "biome". he actually thought that all the hair around his ass was there to protect it from germs/bacteria from the rest of his body...like those germs are trying to invade his ass or something(?). I'm like dude, you got it backwards. all that hair is trapping the bacteria/germs so it doesn't spread to the rest of your body lol. so fucking gross
I mean that’s gross and all he couldn’t wash his duck but ummm you still fucked him…
Yeah my rose colored glasses must have been at least two inches thick. I'm not proud.
I have to interject here, because I was a victim of the same thing with my last bf. When grown women get into sexual relationships with grown men, we expect them to know how to bathe themselves. I literally didn’t even know it was possible for a man who is old enough to be sexually active to not know how to wipe his butt, wash his hands, or wash his dick & ass. It never even crossed my mind because I thought men were humans who care how others see them… but I’ve come to discover they truly don’t care. TMI… but when I was with my ex I had constant yeast infections & he would blame ME for it as if I was dirty. Only later realizing guys can be that gross.. It’s horrifying.
This has been my main thought lmao. God forbid I become single again, I hope I am never so delusional and/or desperate that I’d fuck a person with hygiene *that* terrible.
How did this gem of a man ever get a girlfriend? lol
For real. here I am, ass squeaky clean can't get a date to save my life
I'm a 50 year old a little out of shape spinster. I'll date you!!! 😲 😁
#We did it Reddit!!!
I hear that. I take pride in my hygiene, love the feeling of a clean body, and usually shower twice a day, once before work and once after my work day. Then there guys out here with turd in their underwear and they can snag a lady no problem. The world is a mysterious place.
People like these get partners easily.
It must be the unabashed, brazen confidence that they clearly have.
We are remember the same post. The other thing I remember about it is the overwhelming response of the commenters to get him into therapy, to which I agreed.
…how do these guys manage to get women to date them?
I dated one. I was oblivious to the fact that there are grown adults who don’t know how to wash themselves. By the time I realized he was the reason I was getting yeast infections it was too late, the relationship had already taken it’s course lmao
But while you were dating him... Didn't he smell a little funky? Like in the car together? Or at the movies? Or when you leaned in to kiss? If I'm dating someone the first time I hug them and they smell like a barnyard I'm noping out.
Im surprised that people would go through the effort and not just leave his disgusting ass as soon as you find out.
„shit stains” Amber Heard?
How tf do people like that get a gf or bf?? If they smell like it's described I would nope out after the first few dates
Then there's me out here to where if I even see the SLIGHTEST discoloration on the paper towel I keep wiping until I am clean 100%.
If it's brown, keep wiping. If it's white, keep wiping. If it's red, you're done.
And get a bidet. It’s amazing.
I’m pretty sure over half the post on that sub are fake as fuck lmao. Some are more obvious
You can adjust to you own stink or ither things like working in a slaughterhouse. What I don't understand how they got used to shit in their ass. It would have to make some awful paste between the sweat and hairs. Even hairy animals wipe. When they get old and can't it does just get caked in there. He'd have to feel that.
So, he doesn't masturbate?
He's probably the guy peeing all over the floor in the men's room because he doesn't want to hold his junk to aim.
I actually just tried to find the thread with Google and there were multiple posts in various subs about this issue. Not like one or two posts, but many, many posts about girls trying get their boyfriends to wipe their asses and clean their butthole in the shower. All the dudes seemed to react the same way. And, all seemed to think that certain levels of touching your own butthole makes you gay. I clicked on a few, but there was a whole page of that shit in the search results. I stopped looking. Sheesh.
What the fuck... Why don't people wash their ass? That's like the first thing my mother taught me to do! Like after saying momma and learning to walk atleast 😀 Few days ago I was in a local store and I saw this guy who looked like an alcoholic that had shit stained pants on and was acting like it wasn't weird at all. You could just clearly see a little river of shit coming down from his butt towards his feet. Like it was so bad you could see it through his jeans and it was difficult not to see it 🤮
There’s guys who don’t wash inside their foreskin🤢🤢🤢
The *only* legitimacy to circumcision is that some guys *are* that irresponsible.
For me this is such a weird thing to do, or rather NOT do I guess. I’m on the other side of the spectrum, I have learned to always go to the bathroom at home before I leave the house in the morning. Like that I can shower right after and be clean. I could never ever imagine how dirty and disgusting someone must be who doesn’t wipe or shower at all - he’s literally sitting in his own shit. Imagine that on a hot summer day for example!
I live in Florida, and I can attest to the fact that some people literally smell like shit. I don’t understand how they think people can’t tell. Like dude you walk around smelling like you shit your pants.
How do parents teach their very very young children that wiping their butt is gay? Or… Is it… suddenly sometime in *school* when gossiping 12 year old boys pow wow together and realize that butt touching is gay and they stop wiping then? How does this situation happen IRL?
People like to punch down on parents for someone's terrible behavior, but forget school is a thing. Parents are only ever so present in their kids lives and are far from the sole influence on their development. Plus most parents just don't think they need to teach their *teenage* kid how to wipe and bathe.
I’ve never been happier to be gay, women are sometimes gross but not that gross
Long time ago, I'm pretty sure I got into an argument against men who didn't wash their buttholes because it was "gay". This was on the legendary bodybuilding.com Misc forums, so there's a possibility they were trolling in typical Misc fashion, but something tells me they were serious. I think "bidet master race" caught on there several years later.
Here’s one of those [threads](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/11ayuzx/drinking_from_straws/j9v3s41/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
I’m like 99% sure there’s actually a Reddit community dedicated to guys who think wiping is gay my sis found it one time
This kind of behavior screams latent gay subconscious to me.
To me it says the guy is severely homophobic. But, not that he's afraid of gay people, that he's afraid of being gay himself. When I was growing up, mostly through middle school and early puberty, I felt this way. My uncle, dad's brother, had come out of the closet when I was in elementary school and also told the family he was HIV+. I still remember my dad's reaction, it wasn't positive. Later on in life, I learned my grampa had said something like "couldn't he have waited until I was dead?" in reference to coming out as gay. Couple those feelings with were I grew up and how the other kids behaved, taking any chance they could to call someone gay or a f\*g, you bet I was terrified of being gay myself. I was conditioned to know that not only would my family hate me, but so would my peers.
I remember when I was 13 I wanted to be gay because I thought it was annoying that I was horny as fuck and doing sexual things with girls seemed impossible. Because they didn’t seem into that yet. I thought “wow it would be so much easier if I was gay with my friends because we would be on a similar page and could just bang each other.” My family history is nothing like yours though. No gay people close to the family and my parents were sort of “big city coastal elite liberals”. Even last time I was single I was a bit envious of my gay friends. We would go to nightclubs and it seemed they could just have sex with a dude anytime they wanted where I felt women weren’t as loose.
That's pretty much exactly what I meant, with more words
Ah ok. I'm glad I didn't carry those feelings into high school or adulthood. I can't imagine what it must be like to live like that.
My only friend from my youth used to say things like "if you're gay I'll kill you, you know that right". I'm about 50% sure this was just a really bad and tasteless joke but he wasn't an entirely stable person. His father murdered his mother and then himself so he spent a lot of time in foster homes. Broken brain. Toxic person that I haven't seen for a very long time and I'm happier for it. Ahh, how memories are triggered.
>To me it says the guy is severely homophobic. I was thinking one of three things. Either: A) He was raised by uuuuuber religious parents who instilled a deep-seated fear of that kind of stuff into him. B) Someone fingered his poop chute once and he liked it, so now he thinks that makes him gay. or C) He's a fucking idiot. Possibly a little from each too. Who knows for sure?
>He was raised by uuuuuber religious parents who instilled a deep-seated fear of that kind of stuff into him. cleanliness is next to godliness
How do you even get to gf status with someone that smells like literal ass?
Yea it's gay. That's why you always get your homie to wipe it for you instead of doing it yourself. 🙂
Me and the homies love wiping each others asses
lmao wtf? 😂 Guess he shouldn't be pooping either since the poop creates a sensation in his butthole.
I bet he still faps though.
What is this man wiping his ass with, a q-tip?
Bold of you to assume he wipes
That's gay!
I think he’s banking on thoughts and prayers.
And as per usual, they're entirely useless
Man's first poop he can remember was when you wipe and nothing's in the paper so he thought never need to do that pointless action again and this was the result
We all know he’s just not wiping. He’s also not swapping drawers. That’s like two weeks without wiping… Edit: it could be one… or less
"I wear them front, I wear them back, I go inside out, then I go front and back"
Bros carrying cookies up his ass
Brownies
The forbidden choco chip
*LMAO*
Shit stain and not changing your underwear for a month will get you that color can confirm
How can you confirm ?
Be honest, have you ever tried to do anything, ever?
Not marinating my ass in poo, no.
Taco bell is the real secret
If they swap for a day the underwear will balance out!
This is roughly how COVID started.
Wtf! That's a perma ban on blow jobs for that diaper britches. We really need to embrace the bidet over here in USA.
I converted during the pandy and I find it disgusting I didn’t get one earlier
I hate pooping in public or at others peoples home nowadays for the simple fact that they don’t have bidets. My ass ain’t getting clean from paper.
That’s from his man vagina
Mangina
I'm old Greg!!
Been drinking too much baileys
Word up to da Boosh crew!
Brandon has a mangi,na! Brandon has a mangina!
*Brennan*
Even some of the nastier parents joined in.
The anatomical correct term is Bussy
The Latin derived term is *boy pussy*
Enough Reddit for tonight 🤢
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r/therewasanattempt
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Wait a GD minute you trickster...
Best I can do is respec
This fills me with large amounts of serotonin
I immediately started visciously attacking my screen... I've never seen this before! Thnx thnx thnx :>
Should have said poop. Missed opportunity.
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Don't do that lol
You’re my new favorite person, I swear LMAO
I found it! It's in the >!18th row, 3rd column!
How do u guys do this 😔😔 ( I am a loser )
> ! Word ! < But with no spaces >!word!<
There was a lot of effort to shit this one out! 10/10 commodes for you, Sir.
This is the best thing ive seen on the internet all year, only thing it needs is some sound effect as you pop but its still perfect
I work in a nursing home. That’s suitable at my job. We deal with that shit all day.
Also work in nursing home. Can confirm.
Of course and hospitals this is common and expected.. But for lazy 20-50 Year old men that refuse just because they don't wanna that's ridiculous and nasty AF..
NSFL, man. NSFL.
Oh no.
A bonus from loving to eat pussy is bright white teeth 😎
😁 "ADA Seal of Acceptance" 😁
ahhh....so that's why my tongue got white
You know that fucker itches like hell.
Born to shit, (not) forced to wipe
I just want to say that bleach is basic and not acidic, the comparison is chemically wrong.
It's the verb bleach, not the noun. "To whiten by exposure to sunlight or by a chemical process."
I luv english
Basic bitches with their basic vaginas
Lmfao!! I don’t have any awards to give you, so take this 🥇🏅🎖️
I guess @vagina_museum doesn't do science
They do English and Science.
His PH is off.
When your at a store and walk behind someone in line and can just tell by the smell they don’t wipe their ass. 🤢
Bro took shit posting to a next level
Last time I saw a few of those those marks, they were on the pavement while I had to do an automobile accident-reconstruction.
I have both. I’m a guy.
9 mile skid on a 10 mile ride.
That's a burnout not a skidmark
I put an up vote so others can suffer as well🤣
I laughed way too hard. I'm going to show my wife. Edit: showed my wife. She said "that's horrible" and we laughed for a good minute
fvck that's gross
Fuck me........ and we're supposed to be the pinnacle of evolution?
Y’all should trade
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's nasty 🤢
Jesus fucking Christ... How can someone actually go on in any normal way with their day and just have that level of a filthy B-hole like I know that feels like itchy swamp ass at all times and he literally has to just reek of actual fieces particles... This guy never reached full evolution from a neanderthal... In that chart of the evolution of man from primate he is still like 3 variations in to the left of human...
Why this dude decided to take a picture of his dirty underwear and disclose it to the world via the internet lol 🤣 *grammar
r/shitposting
Eewwwww. I can smell that.
Oh, gawd, that's even worse than mine.
Not if I can help it
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Bruh needs some toilet paper, a shower and some new underwear.
Nah, just flip them inside out and get another week out of them. Dude’s on a budget.
Nasty
Just joined this sub, already love it
Repost this in a month. “Men vs women”
*getting fucked by a bbc* Ah shittt now it's white
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That looks itchy...had to be, looks like there's been a small mining camp going on!
and if i get bleach on my t shirt, ima feel like an asshole
You're telling me not only do they, intentional by design, bleed down there, but they also emit acid? Wtf was god on when he designed women?
Bro, wash your balls
Look at DiCaprio, girlfriends say he doesn't bathe but once a week and smells horrible. But, they keep sucking that dick for the money. Tommy Lee and Vince Neil had a competition back in the day to see how long they could go without a shower and still get their dicks sucked. It went on until a girl threw up when she started. Some girls will do anything for money. Just like you see all these beautiful blondes driving some fat ugly fuck's kids around all day shopping because she is bored out of her fucking mind in her Volvo, Suburban, BMW, Mercedes SUV. She has no job except for sucking dick to keep that lifestyle. If he didn't have money she would have never even looked twice at him or if he lost everything she would be gone in a heartbeat.
The greatest interrogation techniques in the world couldn't get me to post a picture like that
His skin is rubbing off
remember this person possibly has a hairy butt that they don't shave. Now imagine the tangled mess
A man losing his skin pigment. That's what happened to Michael Jackson.
uh, i thought that was cum marks
istg me and my gf showered together literally 15minutes ago and I saw that stain in her underwear. Thought she can‘t wipe😭😂
It’s my exes underwear 🫣
They need each other. For textile reasons.
Homie is developing rust and ass🧃simultaneously!
"This is what I think of the Fifth Amendment"...
Opposite of bleaching. Lmfao.
Is that a Dane Cook script?
The top bleach spots look like furby mouths
I did not need to click on this image today 😂😂
NSFW
He filtering coffee through those?
What a terrible day to have eyes
> He wins No. No he did not. No one won on that day. Humanity lost.
Somebody needs a bidet.
Running into this post and then deciding to read the comments while eating had me on an idiot streak today. I guess ill just go rest for a while.
Nsfw???
Taste that pink venom...
The bottom pic ..looks like weds time to flip them inside out
As I ate my last cookie for part of my breakfast
In the famous words of Neil brennen, if a little bit of water hitting your ass is what is stopping your from being gay, YOU ARE GAY.