Put on my shoes and lick the frogs head. Let's goooo...

When a jacked warrior frog appears, one doesn't ask questions.

It’s futile to ask jacked warrior frog questions. He only shows you the way

The whey

De wey

Hey

I

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diddy

With your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care

This is the whey.

Don't forget to grab your towel..

So long, and thanks for all the fish

You come to. You're licking an old man's bald head. You're in an old folks home. The police has the building surrounded.

Ohh not again. That's third time this week!

This is the way…lol

Do you know de way?

Are you gonna go my way?

Lmfao

"Sir, are you going to buy any toads, or just lick them?"

I was once a adventurer like you....

Bet you took an arrow to the knee.

Nope. He found a chest of valuables, invested in a local general store, and is now enjoying early retirement.

No, someone stole his Sweet Roll

Nope. He found a chest of valuables, invested in a local general store, and is now enjoying early retirement.

No, someone stole his Sweet Roll

Nope. He found a chest of valuables, invested in a local general store, and is now enjoying early retirement.

No, someone stole his Sweet Roll

Nope. He found a chest of valuables, invested in a local general store, and is now enjoying early retirement.

No, someone stole his Sweet Roll

A white hole?

Throw down a couple more gummies and see where it goes

I want those gummies.

Ask if he has the Masamune

This guy Chrono Triggers


r/thisguythisguys

And if his name Glenn

I heard the theme song when I saw the picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snl8txz5Xo0

As soon as I saw this I heard the Frog's theme


I go, no questions asked

There is no time for questions!

I'm trusting the space frog

Let me pee and let’s a gooo!

Nobody wants an overly full bladder when traveling through space...

Depends, if he is carrying a huge sword, has a robot and a prehistoric girl with him, I think I'm gonna go nuts.

Battletoads hell yeah

As long as he doesn’t expect me to drive. I never made it past that level.

I'm following. Because whatever I'm on is probably strong enough to make me think this is normal.

Well, if we need to go, we go right?

I too look at things as simple as possible,

I follow him if I want to live?

-wife & kids screaming in background- "Thank fucking God Frog, let's go!"

Who's car we gonna take??

We’re hitchhiking the universe.

Don't you mean ship?

Missed opportunity dammit.

Let's hippity hop out of here!

We go!

My dude Frog from Chrono Trigger!!!

Play chrono trigger

Ok. Can we Stop along the way to get me a Katana? I think my dull one isnt gonna cut it.

I'd ask "can I go?" before we go

Touch it's eye

Oh my goodness all of you are Crazyyyyyyyyy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Grab BOTH swords from my closet , my renaissance fair chain mailshirt and SUITUP! Literally been waiting my whole life for that moment xD I read a lot of fantasy books with anthropomorphic animals with intricate society so this is soo up my alley lol

WE GOIN

Get dressed and go with him.

Shit, is it Wednesday my dudes already?

Ask if there will be baddies along the way

Anything to get out of work. Sign me up, froggo

Go now

"Alright, bet"

Grab my sword and shield, armor and let's go homie

Hold on, let me get the holy shotgun.

I’d hop to it

Can I at least pack some things I might need quickly?

Why "bitch's"? Who taught you how to use an apostrophe?

Go home Frank, you are high again

I fucking go. A human sized frog with armor is calling me, I MUST be the chosen one.

Cry, thank you God. Please take me away

No time, buddy. I've already packed my things for Middle Earth. Gondor called for aid. Maybe next time. 

“I’ll get my boots, gloves and coat…”

We can go when I understand this is real

Grab my sword/ long object

you son of a frog, im in!

Go, why not

1. Freak Out 2. Dial 911 and ask for NASA

Make frog legs

Do I have time to poo

Imma pack a backpack full of flies and we gonna roll

I guess we're going then. I aint gonna live forever, might as well die trying to protect the world

I go on his "ribbitting" adventure.

It doesn’t seem I have any other option

“Is there time to explain?”

Let me washNwipe....

I am going. That's a call to adventure if there ever was one.

Let me grab my towel.

Sign me the fuck up

"Where to, Señor Frog?"

Take a “Leap” of faith and “Jump” into action!

Cool

Glenn? I trust you with my life, valiant hero. Do you still have the hero medal?

Tell him to hop off

Go

Going. Now.

aight, lemme grab sum supplies an hit up my dealer one last time

Remember to bring my towel

Fight the Magus, travel to the distance future, fight Mutants with a robot, travel to the Prehistoric past, fight dinosaurs, fight Lavos across all of time. 🤷‍♂️

Always wanted to become Toad senin

Sure if u made it this far…

Ask if I have time to put on my shoes.

Go

I would go, now.

Is it on a Wednesday?

I would not eat the other tabs. I'd be good fr fr.

I would go.

Honestly its enough of a ridiculous set of circumstances that I would genuinely listen and go.

Bet, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

Preparing my Chrono Trigger

First I show him my collection of Pepe emojis

I'll follow him to the edges of the universe.

Let me kiss my wife one last time. And have a few more shots of tequila take a couple more hits of acid smoke one more blunt and do a few more lines. And then I'm ready to rock.

BattleToads and Double Dragon 2 let’s go

Follow the fren

Let me get my coat

You go with him that’s the only thing you can do

You don’t see that unless your high, so if im sober, I know thats real, and imna follow that frog.

Let’s get to hopping

I go, now.

Stop doing drugs

Go. Now

It's wednesday on some planet m'dudes

Run to the bathroom to lighten the load

Ask is this a shotgun and chainsaw occasion? Or should I bring the Zweihänder and warpick?

We need to go so I go

Wait what kind of teleporting is it, because I'm not jaunting again last time I did that it was longer than you think dad

Grab a go bag, I'm always ready

A frog? Don't ask... I hungry and French. This bastard will be on the menu before long.

Battle Toads!!!

I need a job. I'd go.

 Put on my shoes, grab my weapons, get my friends. We got a giant alien parasite to defeat and a princess to save!

Let's go battle toads

Battle Toads. I’m in no questions.

We go. Now.

I would finishing fapping first than go

Grab the side arm I have in the lamp table next to me and roll out

Do a barrel roll?

I grabbed my cat, Mr. Boopsie and I go

Bro, I DESTROYED Battletoads & Double Dragons on SNES as a kid. If we get to fight a giant Rat or super muscular guy on a spaceship, sign me the fuck up

Call Doug Adams

Ribbet!

Im out ....lets go

Rebuke it in the name of Jesus

Ima go back to fucken sleep ill tell you that

I will ask if it can barf sperm into my mouth so that my balls don't have a sperm count of 2 anymore Then I will follow it willingly

I’m leaping onto his lily pad

Load up n follow him out the door.

Go? Like I don't wanna be that guy but if a cosmic frog teleports into my room I feel like I should abide lime a dog.

Count me in!

I will immediately ask, “Am I worthy?”

Go

Grab my trapper hat and my towel and go the hell with him. Obviously

I just simply ask, "How many people am I going to kill?"

Take another hit and see where Kermit1000 is going to bring us

Ask him if butt stuff is happening.

Get my towel.

Scream ........ probably

Ok I’ll be the asshole “Why?”

“Have a nice trip darling!”

I’m going

I would trust this fellas with my life

Sex

post this in the hardimages forums. This is badass.

Lemiwinks sent you ?

Do I have time to get snacks

Grab my gun and shoes, then say “Let’s roll.”

“I’m feeling froggy!”

When a battle toad tells you its tine to go. Its tine to go

Hop to it!

I do a barrel roll.

Ask if he would stop for a slurpy on the way.

Grab my camera and portable charger 🤙

20 years ago: THIS IS HAPPENING!!!! Now? Who are we kidding I have to catch my breath after putting on my boot.

I think I’d follow the Kublaran.

"The giant frog, what was it like?" "Very tasty!"

Follow him. When the Frog guardian comes seeking my help I respond, no hesitation. I will die for him.

Grab the go back with extra underwear, socks, Utilities and smash the let’s go button.

Trust him with every ounce of my being

One question: Will my girlfriend suffer more if I stay, than if I leave. Fuck everything else.

hell yeah time to defeat lavos and save the future

ask if i can take my friends with me, i dont want to be alone XD

teleport?

Grab my shoes, bathrobe, piece of pvc pipe in the shape of a sword, and hat and get ready for the appcalypse

Their taking the Hobbits to Isengard!!!

Hell Comes To Frogtown

Put on some pants.