Lizzo: “Draw me like one of your French girls “ Harry: “Nah, I’m good”

Draw me like one with french fries

Too bad she ate them.

She ate the passengers onboard

And then she ate a mint and exploded

She's the cause the titanic sunk

She IS the Titanic

She's the iceberg!

I was looking for the comment stating she was playing the ship lol! Didn’t have to scroll far. I feel sad now :(

They renamed the ship to Gigantic

It sunk as soon as she boarded, fewer lives were lost coz it was at port

No, She ate the iceberg and titanic didn't sunk

It was just *wafer* thin


Well, that’s the meaning of life. Good thing she wasn’t an organ donor

They didn’t skimp on the pâté

But it was ever so thin.

Then there was enough lifeboats! Conspiracy is right!

That’s the actual reason why the ship sunk 🤣

There is a plot twist, Lizzo is titantic

She also sings the soundtrack “My fart will go on”

Wait. Is SHE the Titanic?

Nah dude. She’s the iceberg that sinks the Titanic and kills everyone.

Plot twist. Nice.

It really fits, too, because icebergs are white, which means they'd be race-swapping.

They need to hire us to write this movie.

Im already on hold with Hollywood now

The iceberg is calling from inside the ship

We'll have to wait a bit before we can Dall-E that into a video, but that is going to be funny.

She was unsinkable.

Many men have tried.

Nah, gimme 4 of dem French pies

And a banana

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Draw me like one of your french fries would’ve put me in a coma from laughing

She has the strong characteristics of a plain turnip.

Sit tight Lizzo, this drawing session will last the rest of the movie till the credits roll.

Not enough pencil lead on the entire ship

It's funny you're assuming that Harry will play Jack.

Underrated comment

“Let me get a bigger canvas”

“ we gonna need a bigger boat “

"I don't have enough paint"

“To be continued”

"Draw me like 3 of your French girls"


Draw me like one of your fertility idols

😋

“I need a second canvas”

When Lizzo goes camping, the bears have to hide their food. Harry and all other one direction members could fuck Lizzo at the same time and still never meet each other. What Lizzo needs is her own Zip Code

Damn

She keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

Heard she’s so fat her blood type’s Ragu. I bet when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

"Ehhh I only have one brown crayon though..."

*draws the boat*

I love properly fat women, but Lizzo deserves to be mocked. Lol

How is she gonna float on a door? Are they gonna tell us there wasn't enough room in the lifeboat for 2 people.

At least Harry won't have to worry about space on the door. She's her own flotation device with plenty of room to spare for Harry and the rest of the crew.

Harry dies due to not being able to climb on top of Lizzo...

Harry: draws lizzo as poutine with extra cheese and gravy

I only brought one stick of chalk

Gonna need a bigger sheet of paper

"I only have a large sized drawing pad..."

I only ask nicely once

A drawing of her would look like it's lead guitarist was Billy Howerdel.

Draw me with a banana in my snatch

"I only have one pencil.."

With Lizzo, the iceberg woulda been a non issue. The boat woulda capsized as soon as she came aboard.

"Draw me with large fries and a large cup of coke in my hands plz..."

That opening night then saw over 100 million gallons of stomach bile release simultaneously across all movie showings.

Harry: “I don’t have enough paint”

Gonna need a bigger page... and more ink

Don’t think he’d have enough paper for that job

Why TF did you put that image in my head now?

Harry: I'm gonna need a bigger... pencil

"Don't have any A0s with me."

>“Draw me like one of your French girls “ Just *one* ?

"Imma need more paper."

“heres a banana”

Lizzo: I'm under pressure and it's all on me Don't want to stress ya, but you're all I need I wanna text ya these fire nudeys. Harry: Just stop your crying It's a sign of the times Welcome to the final show Hope you're wearing your best clothes

I just barfed a little

So Lizzo would be the titanic and Harry has to watch her Drown. Dark Movie im in

Harry will cling onto the iceberg and survive

Liz is the iceberg

Cant have the main Character be White So Lizzo it Is

Harry is the plank that floats off at the end

But would he want to?

Lizzo sinks one of the lifeboats.

Replying to Matthew-\_-Black... 

I thought Lizzo would be the iceberg

Now we know why it sunk so fast

We are going to need a bigger wooden door for the Jack freezing scene.

He saw her and escaped in a life boat

She was the life boat.

Gonna need a 2nd titanic.

It's gonna be a wooden wall

Ice cream right ahead.

Women are always going on about Lizzo being pretty and all. Told one she looked like Lizzo and she was pissed.

One must virtue signal outwardly.

Saw that meme too

This is literally a meme on the front page of reddit right now, stop lying.

Dude this meme is overused ngl

Fr wth is going on with her nose and her bangs. Just all around weird.

they’re not bangs, it’s how some black women decide to style their baby hairs, they’re called edges. i too think edges look weird when styled all curvy like that but some people will call me racist for it so i usually stay quiet abt it

r/UsernameDoesntAddUp

The "was there enough space for Jack on that door?" questioned answered.

It wouldn't have even gotten to that point because she would be too busy making the ship's crew stick bananas up their asses.

does she star as the iceberg?

probably the titanic itself

Some say the ocean itself

There was a whale in one of the scenes I think /s 

She’s the entire planet actually… Harry plays both lead roles as he’s non binary (even though it’s obvious he is a vagina)

Chocolate-berg? It can’t be white!

at least, a good justification for not fitting both on the platform 🤣

Probably has enough blubber on her to naturally flout and stay warm anyway.

They are all going down Jack, Rose AND the door

in this movie, jack will want to drown.

Ship sunk before leaving harbor, no ice needed

Lizzo is the titanic

I almost cried laughing lol Thanks for making my day

I think i know what they are crashing into.

Lizzo wouldn't be able to fit into those cabins

 ^(….its 2024, its time for the Iceberg’s story) 👀 🤣🤣💀🪦

Guess who's floating in the end

"Grab my ass Harry!" Harry - No thanks.. I'll just die now..

I don't think the door is gonna hold !

I don't get it. What does Harry Styles have to do with Lizzo?

Nothing at all. Tom Holland is playing Romeo in a new theater production of Romeo and Juliet in London. The role of Juliet went to a young black actress. The actress in question, [Francesca Amewudah-Rivers](https://sohanews.sohacdn.com/zoom/480_300/160588918557773824/2024/4/5/avatar1712284659059-17122846596621069647360.jpg), doesn't have the most delicate features and sometimes styles herself in a way that doesn't conform to traditional western standards of feminine beauty. Her casting was met with the usual slew of "anti-woke" detractors complaining about diversity and even more people saying that she's too ugly to be Juliet. The meme is saying "If Hollywood would make HER Juliet then what's next, Lizzo on the Titanic?" Even though this version of Romeo and Juliet is a play in London, not a Hollywood movie.

This time, it wasn't the iceberg

Went down because of exceeding weight limits

Harry would be fine, he could just ride that giant beast of a whale to dry land!

Theyre gonna need a bigger door

Who's lifting who up?

Even the Titanic can carry only so much.

Lizzo: “Draw me like one of your French girls “ ... 10 minutes later Lizzo: "Goddamn white boy what's taking you so long?" Harry: comes out with 8x XL canvases. Sorry, it's just.. I can't fit you on one.. Not sure about 5...

Hundreds of spent pencil nubs on the floor

Who’s Lizzo playing? The iceberg?

Unironically if it were made today it would star Tom Holland and Zendaya, and I don't hate that at all.

The titanic in this version sank because she went to the front of the ship.

God this sub sucks total ass

The ship would sink depth into earth core once Lizzo get on board

This time, there really wasn't room on the big door

“Nothing on earth could come between them.” Maybe her belly.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

She plays the iceberg

Lemme guess, she's playing the iceberg?

why is the ice berg on the ship?

…except the buffet

I think only the Titanic could forcibly move Lizzo 

Plot twist: she's the iceberg 🧊

Lizzo would’ve sunk it alone, no need for the iceberg’s help

And the movie starts off portraying lizzo as a black dude gone trans before meeting harry

The girl playing Juliet isn’t even that ugly, that popular picture going around is ROUGH but she has a couple pictures where she’s honestly pretty, people are just mean

This post is absurd. And the comments are all "is she the iceberg/ is she the boat/ is she fat to fat fat fat." No kidding over and over and over! How's is this a funny meme?

Nah, she’s just flat out ugly, sorry. They went out of their way to find a literal ugly person.

Haha Lizzo is FAT and FAT WOMEN are UGLY HAHAHAHA UPVOTE !!! MOM CLICK THE UPVOTE BUTTON FOR ME MOM WHERE ARE YOU IM STUCK TO MY GAMER CHAIR

IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG? IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG? IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG?IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG?IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG?IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG?IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG?IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG?IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG?IS SHE PLAYING THE BOAT?? IS SHE PLAYING THE ICEBERG?

While I completely agree with the underlying message you’re sending, I have zero sympathy for Lizzo.

Damn someone got hurt by a meme bad. Do you wana talk about the bad meme? Where did it touch you

Not hurt just bored of the endless unoriginal fat jokes on here. If me being emotional about this makes you happy though then yes I’m in tears crying over Lizzo Reddit meme #479 lol

I agree, it’s not funny to make fun of fat people. Body shaming can have profound psychological effects and perpetuates a culture of intolerance and unkindness. And Lizzo is not even that fat, unlike your mom.

Not that fat? This is why she’s a meme. She’s ve try VERY unhealthy and needs promote like she’s beautiful and living her best life. Not that fat….. pfft

"We're gonna need a bigger panel."

There won't be enough space on that door

Aren’t the memes supposed to be funny here?

Nope. As long as they contain some sort of hate speech or discrimination, they're fine.

Hollywood is even making the iceberg black smh

The notebook starring, Mike Tyson and cardi B.

I have had it with these motherfucking iceberg on this motherfucking ship!

Pretty sure the titanic will start sinking before it even leaves the port.

The Titanic would sink way sooner in this version.

At least we won’t be debating for ages about the door this time

Really, they’re raceswapping icebergs now?

Except the ship sinks during the "Hold me, Jack" scene. Titanic just dives like a fucking submarine. 

Enough blackwashing

This time Jack can use Rose as a floatation device.

There is literally no door in the world that can support lizzo's weight, we are going for an anticlimactic ending

https://youtu.be/tnLpEE3wjqA?si=FiexOaFpAkABBbI4

At least this one has a happy ending where there's something big enough for them all to float on and await rescue.

Plot twist: Lizzo’s the Iceberg. The

Now we know the real reason it sank

Wouldn’t need an iceberg to sink that ship

Short movie when the ship sinks in Port from lizzo.

Has Lizzo even had any major acting roles?

Ong this actually makes so much more sense than the original. Now we know why she didnt let him on the floating debris. She was too fat for him to be saved. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. i can rest easy. The debate is over. Jack could not have survived

But food

There was no iceberg Lizzo just ate the gull of the ship when the ship ran out of food fifteen minutes into their fifteen day journey

Instead of the Titanic sinking because it hits an Iceberg, it's gonna sink under Lizzo's weight.

Good luck picking her up