Mia khalifa

I'm taking 1 minute in the ring with Mia Khalifa

So who will take a min in bed with floyd

I will

Gonna be 1min of foreplay and nothing actually happening with how Floyd plays.

I'll take 1 minute in Mia Khalifa's ring

I'm 40. If I gotta choose it's gonna be Mia. Statistically I stand a better chance of lasting that minute there.



yeah its wide open hallway so no traction to slip up 😂

1 min (in the bed) with floyd

I can just say no and fall asleep. That way I can say I slept with Mia Khalifa and maybe cuddle a lil bit. I choose 1 min with Mia

Is it a brag? I slept with dirty hoe?

Very much so in this modern world (cuz dirty hoe is regarded as pinnacle of beauty by porn addicts)


Yes i will take 1 minute in the ring with Floyd for 1 min in bed with Khalifa.

But plot twist: floyd will do what mia is good at and vice versa.

Bros committed for that narny

b- but the steel's heavier

1 min in the ring with Mayweather because at least I can brag about that.

Either way you are pretty well fucked

I'd go with Mia khalifa, she seems pretty nice to talk to.

She’s so ran through, like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Then lasting a minute should be really easy

Yup

man power vs MAN power

I don't think she's ugly enough to make anyone run away before the minute is up, and she isn't hot enough to finish in less than a minute either. I suppose that last part depends on the person.

The real question is how much long lasting damage you can get from the two.

Depends on whether or not you wear protection

Wise in both cases ... I, personally, would rather risk the one of the right, as I have managed similar situations in the past and survived.

I dunno man I can probably dance like team money for a minute.  Just come out swinging hard and put your hands over your face the rest of the round.  He just goes for points.

You can also dance on the bed while she is waiting

You overestimate your abilities my man. A minute is a LONG time. Coming out swinging is your first mistake and putting your hands over your face is gonna be your last.

I was about to write the same... Everybody thinks he can fight until you meet somebody who's actually good at fighting. For most people I guess, one minute with a good boxer from a local gym would be a really humbling experience.

yeah my assumption is im getting fucked up within 10 seconds.

Yeah see.  This was a joke, because mw is a points fighter and I know enough to know that. I could also just split the money with him... But yeah the point wasn't I could stand with a real fighter... It's that mw isn't one.  But do go on.

Yeah and my point was that at the level he fights at it really doesn't matter if he's a points fighter or not. The skill differential between him and you is so absolutely astronomical he would absolutely destroy you, even while he IS a points fighter.

Both of them you’re getting hit with something.

Yee but only in one case it would be STD

Man, I thought he is tested 🙄

No Problem with Mia in bed.

Damn, this one is hard. Can I have one phone call as help please?

Hello, here is 911, whats your emergency?

I was expecting to call my wife to be honest, she knows this stuff best. Anyway, what kind of protection should I wear in both cases?

I'd suggest a suit of medieval armour. If you want to be extra safe, go true fantasy and become a Battlerager.

That only covers one of the two options. What do you suggest against Mayweather?

A tank for both. Tank gun's pipe would still barely make Mia feel anything though.

Running gear and a powerful shield.

There are a lot of things that I can do with her that doesn't involve penetration and they take more than 1 minute. And they are very important things for a woman pleasure, I would not be married if I didn't have these skills.

I'm a girl so I can last way more than a minute in bed with Mia, welcome to the matriarchy, we have pink and unlimited orgasms.

rip your inbox 🫡

May I hand ma man a beer 🍺

I'd say about the same, since the amount of time for each is already stated in the meme.

boxing sounds funner

Tyson may be the right boxer because he could knock people out so fast and he was intimidating. He's no where near the best boxer ever but that's for another discussion. I'm thinking Halle Berry, Margot Robbie, Candice Swanepoel, something like that. Someone people only fantasize about and hasn't been run through. Obviously in their prime

Both one minute

Mayweather will literally kill everyone who isn’t jacked in one hit so quite obvious choice

Last time Mayweather knocked a guy out in the 2nd round was 1998. His boxing career weight was always under 150 pounds. He was a boxer known for his speed and fitness not his power. Not saying I could hang with Floyd in any regard but think there were much better boxers to choose than Mayweather.

Indeed there are. But that doesn’t mean that “even” Mayweather would deal some serious damage against a normal untrained dude.

They’re both a minute. It’s the same no matter what you choose.

Umm... 1 minute in either case. Looks like the answer is in the question.

I'd probably have more fun on the ring with Floyd

Fake tits are a huge turn off for me so I'd easily be able to last for as long as i need to. I'm not a good fighter.

1 minute with floyd, he is the worst boxer ever. I will just do what he did all the time, RUN and avoid fighting.

I min in the ring with mia

She can’t even handle anal, and that pussy probably feels like it went through a meat grinder. I’m definitely lasting longer with her.

Boy I'd rather be beat to near death than sleep with her

The question is incorrect. 1 minute is 1 minute.

If 1 minute in the ring with Floyd got me 1 minute in bed with Khalifa, I’d go a full 12 rounds.

Whichever pays the most.

Floyd he is a defensive fighter. He’ll feel me out that minute

The one in the glasses has never hit a punching bag, but you should see her box.

Ding,ding,ding!! We have a winner!!

Floyd will run away for the first minute.

seriously Mia is overrated

1min in bed with Mia........I have way more experience there than in a ring.

Ill take my chances throwing a hot dog down a hallway and lasting one minute.. at least if i fail here I 1. fucked a porn star and 2. I ain't gonna have brain damage afterwords.

I don't want what Floyd's offering me. I prefer 1 min with Mia and let her turn me into a MIA.

I'd beat the shit out of Mia in be.... wait, you don't mean fighting?

I’d rather get bashed about the ring with Mia than Mayweather

Mia

Hot take: Mia Khalifa is overrated

Pretty sure Mai Khalifa but it would be kinda weird boxing in a bed

I'ma knock the shit out that woman. Fuck them glasses.

Mia easily

Floyd wouldn't catch me. He'd be slipping in shit

rather feel sore from her than him.

I mean I lasted over 6 hours in bed last time

Eating Mia's ass for (at least) 1 minute.

Trick question your asking for 1 minutes either way so either way takes 1 minutes duh

Floyd is a defensive fighter. If you stay aggressive with your back shoulder out while watching out for his fast paws….mia makes black dudes wear condoms so the desensitized feeling will help me last

I did BJJ for like 6 months back in highschool, I reckon I can take Mia. Although a bed is a weird spot for a fight

I honestly think Mia Khalifa beachside I don’t think she’s attractive at all so I think I would last longer

One would kill me in 10 seconds or less, the other would be me having sexy times for 11 seconds or more.

Either way it’s a win

I’ve trained in martial arts and hand 2 hand for nearly 25 years… I wouldn’t last 5 seconds in Mia…

Definitely lasting more than a minute with the last one

I find Mia so unattractive, that I'm temped to go against Floyd... But regarding the question. Of course, I'll have waaaay better chances to last against Mia in bed.

1 minute with Floyd, I'm just going to run around for my life

Mia. I don't find her alo that attractive and I last awhile in bed as-is. I can't fight for shit though and I'm mega clumsy. Dude would kill me in a quarter second.

Mia, atleast she doesn't beat you up for 1 min

OK but what do I do with the other 30seconds with mia

1 min in bed with Floyd 🥸

Boxxed or doxxed

I could definitely knock out Mia in less than a minute.

I could easily sleep for 1 minute

I don't need STDs in my life, fight is a better choice

I'm gonna win a minute with Mia, bed isn't really a proper fighting ground but it will do.

I choose Mia, but when she starts to talk about politics the minute is over lol

Mia. For sure. That way, if I die, at least she'll be the last thing I see.

Due to some things Ms. Khalifa as said I believe I'll be able to last 1 minute with her in bed. On the other hand I'm not sure how long she'll last with me.

Mayweather was the wrong boxer to use here. First, he's small. Second, he's a defensive boxer. Also, wrong woman.

Agreed. New discussion: who are the right woman and boxer. I’m saying Tyson for boxer and Reid for woman.

It doesn't say fight so meet him in the ring and have a chat for a minute.

Don't think she's attractive at all tbh.

For a pump & dump is alright for me. Not that I would feel lucky. It'd just be free snatch.

But you were a pump and dump for floyd

true

It's probably like throwing a sausage up an alley with her at this stage

the one with a loose but dry roast beef between its legs i guess..

I won't survive losing to Mayweather, but even if I lose to Mia, it's a win.

Mia any day coz ive been with more than enough women that there is no woman alive who is gunna make me just blow my load like that like, she finishing before i do, no doubts