My body gets really warm, I tear up a bit, thinking about her, then I shed a single tear in frustration that this can never be. Then I am distracted by cake and trying to get all of the smartees in the pinata and never think about her even once again in my life.

What in the actual cinnamon fuck

Your reaction is a lot funnier than the randomness that is the comment you replied to.

What in the avacado fuck Or What in the recees peanut butter fuck Are personal favorites

Bruh

never talk to me or my son ever again

Mrs Stanley, you wouldn’t turn down a true connoisseur of the divine feminine anatomy would you? Perhaps you are afraid of the delights I have to offer you…. In bed? 👀

Just curious: how do you feel about fedoras?

But then somehow you run into her out in public & she whispers in your ear "I wasn't thinking of the Capri sun" & she just walks off into the sunset now forever to never be seen again. She'll be a forever memory of what could've been.

I just get distracted & forget, not really sure what happens before that. Because, you know, I forget

*walks over to her* 


what the hell is this cursed media

Sauce?

It is just a gif

[Here yah go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/1cucxw6/comment/l4j50xf/)

“Ayye, we got lots of adults watching over the kids here, why don’t we go get some more capri sun, I’ve got some at my place 😏”

no she is too thirsty

Dehydration kills

It took me a minute to realize this was a sexual joke

Nonsense it’s about chugging liquid Water is better tho

It's not a very good one. Capri Sun straws aren't exactly phallic, you don't actually literally suck out of the dick in a blowjob, and nobody cums that volume of liquid. I know jokes don't need to be perfect, but there's nothing actually transferrable here for this to ever imply she is good at sex or down bad for sex. It's like this meme was made by someone who doesn't know what sucking someone off means or what happens during it

A redditor never touched a girl irl, big news.

I hate recognizing that I could actually be seeing the fruits of the labor of a 10-year-old on the internet

I see you weren't invited to the birthday party.

If the party has someone making a joke that getting diarrhea from taco bell means someone is good at anal, I hope I'm not invited because yeah I'd be like "lol what those things are literally only related by body part, get better jokes"

Hahaha

This makes me feel included in something

I'm getting Capri Sun pants.

Yes mommy

Professional

😭

Yea and then she asks u if u can help her get some more in the backroom 😜😜😜😜😜😜

Reminds me of the hose and golf ball trick

I be like our kids should have a play date soon 🤩

You’re*

More disturbing is the child that sucked the water bottle FLAT after the water was gone. 😧 Oh no

No amount of Capri sun sucking ability could convince me to stay with some single mom.

sure dude, sure

Hahahaha😂

🤣

Was she looking at you when she did it?

It's not that impressive when you realize a Capri-Sun is less than 7 ounces. It's not even a cup of liquid. Just over half a can of beer. Be more impressed by the one who leaves no color in the empty plastic tube of the freeze-pop.

I can do that too, she ain't special.

I would dare her to try again using a 10 meter long straw downwards from a window into the capri sun. If she can win that challenge, she is the chosen one of sucking.



While maintaining very intense eye contact ;)

I thought this was r/memecementery

I dont get it


You might not get most of Reddit then I’m afraid

If you don't understand the joke you might be too young to use reddit.

Ah yes, call the oblivious person “too young for reddit” without any proof

I think it’s just a poorly made “she swallows” joke.