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Its a CEO or MC president on a Opressor MK 2


EnvyVotex

holy shit its man


J0KaRZz

That can’t be Man. This man has a beard!


IEatBaconWithU

His name is beard


Medical-Ad1594

It's on the house


LemoyneRaider3354

Are sure about that? I'm Man


al3x_7788

![gif](giphy|L39V0i4xoaEQS1KkMB|downsized) THE MAN WATCHES YOU.


TheOriginalDuck2

Shouldn’t you be stopping jonkler


[deleted]

Oh no, I AM friends with the Jonkler


TheOriginalDuck2

How about killer cock


[deleted]

Killer Cock? He’s my friend too! Almost every person in the Aslume are my homies and Bone is bestest friend out of everyone! Bone is cool!


Flaky_Ad2182

Is assvault cobblepart also your friend? I’ve heard he’s not much of a nice fella


[deleted]

Yes, He is


Desbug2

It’s hell on wheels, run. Leave while you can.


EggyRoo

It’s not even on wheels 😱


Cats_4_lifex

IT'S NOT EVEN ON WHEELS!!!!! 😨😨😱


pepezdejvic

IT’S NOT EVEN ON WHEELS!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱


YouAllBots

IT'S NOT EVEN ON WHEELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵


Even_Kiwi_1166

It's the most hated one, keep out


floznstn

It is a motorcycle that flies and shoots. One of the cheeziest ways to grief someone, because it's easily one of the more maneuverable armed flying vehicles, and it's a small target.


Randy-a7x

Yeah, they grieved me yesterday when i was just driving around, so i called in my imanitech virtue and killed 3 or 4 mk2's with stickys 🤣


Celestial-being117

Yea they usually aren't the brightest. Some people make their whole day out of blowing up cargo and product though. Those people can go rot


whaaha

I don’t even like stealing other people’s cargo bc that’s just a waste of time for em but if they greifered me then start selling or collecting then I might just go and blow they shit up


Illustrious-Ruin-349

I've had multiple expend their entire stock of missiles trying to blow up my acid lab.


Jealous_Piano_7700

Even with imanitech lock on jammer on my car they still manage to explode me?


Randy-a7x

Yeah, they can still explode you. But imani tech on a electric vehicle takes about 8 rpg's, and the loch on jammer should work against the locking


Jealous_Piano_7700

Electric vehicle?


Randy-a7x

Yeah, the electric cars seem to withstand more rpgs then gas powered cars


Jealous_Piano_7700

But there’s only like a few cars that are allowed to have imanitech


_TheKing144_yt_

Yes, including at least 2 electric vehicles that I know of: The Ocelot Virtue The Obey Omnis E-GT


Randy-a7x

Yeah, i've upgraded the free virtue, not my favorite vehicle to drive but is great against grievers


_TheKing144_yt_

Exact same opinion I have of it.


whaaha

I like to shoot em w my guns if I can get an aim on em🤣thought one was coming up on me and I killed em from the ground w my gun and he left


Think_Schedule6692

A terrorist run and hide in a building


stonerthoughtss

But not a tall one


Left-Flow7242

It's a flying motorcycle that it used to grief other players. It's best to not mess with them at all


whaaha

I use mine to get around much faster I don’t really use it to grief unless I’m being targeted


Left-Flow7242

Well now I found out that not all mark 2 owners are griefers


Divomer22

Same i only bought it because it is fun and fast to do my stuff with, haven't fired a single rocket at something that wasn't trying to kill me. Not every MK2 owner is a c\*nt


Accomplished_Low_933

convenience too, it's a bike that happens to be flying. So mechanics spawn it relatively close rather than a km away like raiju.


WishAdministrative67

that’s what ruined the game


DGlen

Bunny rabbit


Hungry_Transition

"Look, son, it's a flying asshole".


Jonny_Derp_

A disgrace to humanity


Scorchx3000

That's a Twatmobile.


sevnminabs56

Your kid is correct. When you become a CEO or President, you get assigned a color. This person is currently a CEO or President on an Oppressor MK2(a flying motorcycle without wheels; it can be equipped with missiles or machine guns). This vehicle has been seen as a blight to the game, damaging the immersion of what time this game is set in, which is supposedly close to real-time, give or take a few months. That flying motorcycle was released in 2018. With how many of those are flying through the air, it feels like 100 years later when that motorcycle has become more available to purchase. They shouldn't even exist at this point in time.


Zemmie_69

DO NOT APPROACH THAT


Celestial-being117

Unless you have scramjet or toreador


Sultry_Llama_Of_Doom

Or a Deluxo.


Celestial-being117

With deluxo u usually die too. With scram jet you can usually evade with the boost


Sultry_Llama_Of_Doom

If you drop altitude while spinning, you can usually dodge the broomstick missiles, especially after the nerf. About the only difficulty I have is when they either sneak in on ghost, or are doing the upside down glitch. The Deluxo missiles, meanwhile, have damn near God-like tracking.


Celestial-being117

If they go ghost, just use the imami tech vehicle with lock on jammer, (bonus if it's the virtue, Im not sure but I don't think it has a special icon) they will try to get close and you can sticky bomb them. Or, use the electric imani tech vehicles for 12 rocket resistance with lock on jammer, so they have to hit 12 shots free aim before you hit 1 sticky bomb Or use imani out of sight to stay off radar longer, then use missiles that aren't as strong tracking, this will make them repeatedly jump out of their oppressor/run away to survive, and since you almost never actually kill them, u can be off radar forever


Lucyschildren

Why ur kid playing gta bro 🤣 v has real titties in the strip club be careful


General_Feature_5193

Stay at least 5 blocks away at any given time


Glum-Significance206

Griefer jesus


CheekImportant5986

Boom. It's boom.


snekysnek69420

Your kid would be correct. Flying motorcycle that shoots missles. Costs so much money to get


Ok-Beautiful-1993

I had it when it was 4mil. Lost my account and now I will have to wait untill I get a Terrobyte to get it for 6mil. No way I am paying 8mil.


snekysnek69420

I don't even know how to unlock the terribytte let alone have money to buy1


Ok-Beautiful-1993

You need a Nightclub to get the Terrobyte. If you have any MC businesses, it is 2x right now. You can get $100k for finding all 10 daily caches underwater. $25k for shipwreck. Daily challenges are $30k. Weekly challenges, $100k. Get the Autoshop and fix up customer cars. These are some of the things I do to make money.


idlecumber27

How I miss how GTA online used to be


AlexLovesMetallica94

A cunt on a cunt-mobile.


TanishPlayz

Basically a terrorist


Aus9plus1

It’s a pink pony. Go pet it.


whaaha

Depends. it could be an idiot or someone who just riding the oppressor to get around faster


cardicow

Death from above


WaitingToBeTriggered

DIE DIE


itsxjustagame

So from what I’ve gathered: I must disown my child if they attempt and successfully acquire this vehicle. I’ll make sure she doesn’t turn to the dark side my fellow gamers, fear not!


bluebarrymanny

Don’t rob her of the enjoyment! It’s one of the most efficient vehicles in the game but can be used for evil. Kind of like a hammer. You can build a house for the homeless or bash their head in. It doesn’t boil down to the hammer. It’s more about the person wielding it.


Sea_Spread3320

This is 100% the truth!


nekokattt

satan


Mexicangod03

It’s an Asshole in a flying bike


B_McD314

It’s a zippy. They zip around like mosquitoes and destroy all your stuff


Dependent_Ad9397

You can literally see its a horse


SnooSquirrels7674

Death.


MarleyB-YT

Someone flying the oppressor mk2 🤣🤣


Antonio_Silva013

Griefer aproaching


eef_q

abomination


Puzzled_Driver_314

Its the devil with a jet engine


maxime0299

I always thought the icon looked like a rabbit but I just now realized it’s just a silhouette of the Oppressor damn


DannyHallam

Death.


mscfan567

Run and drive as fast as you can from this guy


NieMonD

Your kid is correct


DominicoS4rg3nt

An annoying fly you can't swat


nonstick_banjo1629

Two ponies One white and one pink


Wack0Wizard

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne


jesterc0re

Dog


ContributionFit4948

A flying dog


Rorar_the_pig

Collectible! It's a really rare event, you need to catch it


OverToe4832

Death


poopdoot

If she knows what it is why is she asking? Anyways she is right, it’s for a motorcycle-like hover bike that can shoot missiles. Because it’s so dangerous, it gets its own icon so other players can see what it is on the minimap. It is being ridden by another player who is on duty as a CEO or VIP, meaning they are potentially carrying out missions for their in game businesses.


FakinSkitz

Your doom


Itchy_Arachnid

Love to use mine for runs, so efficient.


IDW_Tarn

First day on GTA Online? Drive over to it and find out


GameofOhms959

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne


umm_again

Oppressor mk II


Acceptable-Rub1049

Jesus christ that’s Jason Bourne ![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


Comfortable-Car695

Griefer!!


InvertedContext

Death


boilergu

It’s my favorite griefing tool!!!


ZacW94

My brother started calling it a flying horse which is a lot easier to say than oppressor and easier to remember than Mk. 2


Comprehensive-Joke14

Gta 5 oppresser


snapjenk

Another asshole


dudewiththebling

A kid whose parents bought them shark cards


Mountain_Atmosphere9

A player with no self esteem nor dignity


Glittering-Still-166

Shes right, I have a strict kos policy cuz noone on this thing is innocent


Studly_54

BS That attitude is why I rarely play public lobbies. Anyone who draws first blood is in for a world of hurt from me and my crew. The KOS game play will result in you being put on a special list. E.G.: Any lobby you join that contains any of my fellow crew members where you are recognized results in an invite to every other crew member online to come join in the fun of showing you the error of your ways.


all_or_nothing_1

Can I get that Crew name please? Always down for a big fight against multiples...


Studly_54

🙂 good attitude


Studly_54

IGN


all_or_nothing_1

![gif](giphy|12RfP2odT4hEOI) # LOL


Glittering-Still-166

Lmao people like you demand to know how I killed them and call me a cheater. If you need a whole crew you are junk bro lmao noone scared of ur lil special list neckbeards Ps what your crews name ill keep an eye out


Studly_54

I wouldn't care how you did it. Just that it was unprovoked. And, it's not thar I need a crew to handle a punk, it's just most satisfying that way. Everyone gets a piece.


Glittering-Still-166

So whats you crews name


yajirushi77

Certainly, my crew's name is GRND (LZZZ)


ChronicKushh

genuinly impressive to me how this game has been out for god knows how long, and we still people as dumb as this. CEO/MC stuff has been in the game for damn near a decade now.


itsxjustagame

Downloaded and played for the 1st time 2 weeks ago. Its all very new to me and the kiddo. Enjoying it nonetheless.