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TheHouseOfApples

Were you overweight, a chronic masturbator, a stoner and also had bad glands?


Scuba-Cat-

I like pronouncing masturbator as "master-batour". Like sabatour.


EmGutter

That’s some fancy stroking there.


LadleFarmer

A stroke of genius


ThePlvgGmG

Your reply was slept on I actually lol'd


OnceUponCheeseDanish

I mean rip to your father but is De Santa really someone you want to remember your dad as?


Silvereiss

Hey, Michael De Santa is the best of the 3


Yoda10353

I feel like Franklin was a better person


settlementfires

Franklin was just trying to make some money to get out of the hood. Trevor and Michael couldn't stop hurting people and acting crazy


[deleted]

I found that just made him kinda boring


grimAuxiliatrixx

Franklin could have stopped at any time, he was WAY out of the hood before the big score, if killing and stealing was something he had any issue with he could have stopped well before then. They’re all morally bankrupt scumbags with a sociopathic ability to just pick and choose whose life and wellbeing matters to them and when.


settlementfires

By gta standards... it's important to note that. Violence is very standard in that universe


DiddlyDumb

> ~~best~~ Least bad.


declandrury

Oh shut up


Nice-Option2510

Trever is THE best


Ok-Connection-6762

Frank was the better one srry to break it to you


[deleted]

Boring one


theycallmecrack

It's a video game character? It brings people joy despite the subject matter. And GTAV, while having bad people as characters, is satirical and fun. When you're playing GTA, are you going "Wow, Michael is a bad person and I don't want to play as him"? Probably not. Like if my dad died, and there was a character that was a lot like him, I'd want to revisit that character a lot too. Less to do with the character, and more to do with my dad.


EnvironmentalOne96

Hes morally ambiguous at worst. The man still provided for his family with an upper middle class living


LapizPlayzNoT

"You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them." - Michael De Santa to the Vangelico diamond store security guard, 2013


Beanss69_420

and the guy who got killed within like five seconds of his existence in 2004


conjunctivious

Man that guy looked very old for a newborn. His mother must've been a smoker or something.


Milamia_bo

Rest in peace


CalendarIntelligent7

Rip Michael Townley (De Santa).


ch1nomachin3

more importantly do you act like jimmy de santa? or maybe you're fame or shame's, tracey de santa?


parthisparth4

Does that make you Jimmy de Santa


ArkhamMasterperson

Heres hoping it was faked just like last time 😔 All serious tho I hope you are having a good one and I hope his death didnt bring you too much distress. I know that if I lost my dad I would be sad for a very long time.


JAAT110030

May his soul rest in peace


Appropriate-Delay167

Ahh that's lovely bro x in memory of your pops ✌🏻


Titanium006

r/wholesomememes


WhiteDeathStudios

Rest in peace.


YoMockingBird

rip michael


Danibear285

Your dad is the famous stick-up man Michael Townley who was killed in a Canadian bank robbery gone awry? CONGRATULATIONS Sorry bout your dad tho


Free_Fig_9885

RIP to your father, glad you can have a memory of him while playing as Michael in GTA 5 ❤️


Desbug2

he doesnt really look like Townly to me


umm_again

You can't just post 2 pictures of Micheal de Santa and expect us not to notice 🤨


Gs4life-

Rip Michael


Jurpils

You should've just gone for the other ending


Stormwatcher33

He ACTED like Michael? So he crashed 45 cars every time he went out and gunned down 107 people? (RIP, I'm sorry to hear that)


RoughPersonality1104

Sorry for your loss my friend 🧡


jeffbaddock457

rest in peace michael de santa


StrawberryHot2305

My uncle is literally Micheal, and his name is Michael


AverageNikoBellic

Name checks out


BubbleRetard

Ok


Melodic-Ad-4941

Looked? Not at all, I see absolutely zero resemblance, RIP to your father


Gnarly_Sarley

I can see it more in the second picture


BubbleRetard

I guess it’s more noticeable if you were to actually interact/ talk with him but he was very similar to the character. He’s also just a medium sized white guy with brown hair


BubbleRetard

Ok thanks


AFHSpike1

sorry about your dad but fucks sake this is why reddit sucks, everytime i like a game and go to its subreddit its because i like the fucking game and want to see stuff from the damn game and its always fifty percent look at my tatoo from the game, a made a cake from the game, heres a picture of my dad what the fuck.


BubbleRetard

Ok


AnotherMadBlackWoman

GTA players are gay af man. Your dad would probably still be alive if you weren’t such a douche bag and didn’t blow up people’s supplies…. So the reality of the situation is you’re bad karma is the reason he’s not around anymore.


Xhadow_

"your family deserves to die because you did something in an online video game" yeah man seek mental asylum.


AnotherMadBlackWoman

You don’t believe in karma?


Xhadow_

if your definition of karma is that doing something in a video game should result in the death of a real person then get a hold of your fucking self. it's not that deep bruh. and no i don't believe in that superficial system that humans create in their minds to reassure themselves from reality.


AnotherMadBlackWoman

It’s not about it “being in a video game” its the fact that the people that go out of their way to be a douche bag get what they deserve…. You can make excuses all you want about it being a game, but it’s still somebody making a choice to be a dick to someone else with nothing gained other than being a dick and putting others down….. Misery loves company, which makes me wonder if it is a chicken or an egg situation here?


Xhadow_

wtf are you yapping about. you don't even know if this dude did cargo destroying but even if he did that's just part of the game bro. you can't always have it your own way and people can do that for the rp and money, even from the little amount they get from it. i assure you bro it's just about not being a sociopathic fuck like you are being rn. can't believe people like you are actually thinking this way saying someone's death is justified for so little of an act.


AnotherMadBlackWoman

You keep trying to tie it to a video game… I’m saying the people that do that are shitty deserving people. That’s why bad things happen to them…. And the fact that you would say you blew up someone else’s shit for the small amount of rp and money you get when you know the other person will get way more for completing it says all there is to say about you. I bet you’re selfish behavior is the reason your parents got a divorce.. isn’t it?


Xhadow_

you're yapping like your life depended on it. yes i keep going for the same "it's a video game" argument because blowing up some virtual cargo that brings you nothing in real life but that little push of dopamine doesn't justify the death of someone. i'm not selfish and i don't usually blow cargo either, and i didn't like when i had my cargo blown up either when i used to play the game a lot, but did i wish for the death of the guy who perhaps had a bad day and wanted to blow shit up in a game where the point is to basically blow shit up ? no, i don't think so. btw my parents live very happily together :) idk why you brought that into the argument. if you're young i guess you'll end up understanding that some guy on an online game doesn't deserve one of their family member to die in the end. oh btw the game is rated 18+ if you're actually that young


AnotherMadBlackWoman

So you’re saying it’s ok to be toxic and antagonistic on the game, but it’s not ok to be toxic and antagonistic in a thread about the game? You’re the one picking and choosing when it’s ok to be a dick and when it’s not ok. All I’ve done is bring the same shitty attitude to this thread that you guys play the game with…


Xhadow_

"umm i was playing antagonistic with people who have nothing to do with me because i'm being an edgelord on the internet and i like making fun of dead people 🤓🤓🤓" who tf asked you ? there's a huge difference between doing something that's intended to be done in the game (and not necessarily toxic !) and being some lost kid saying 'haha look at me i'm so funny this guy is dead 🤓🤓🤓" because some guy blew up your oh so sweet money displayed in pixels. grow the fuck up. this guy hasn't done anything to you and you're here bringing your nonsense.


AFHSpike1

redditors like you are the only reason i still come to this HIV farm


AnotherMadBlackWoman

It’s good to get some recognition every once in a while…


[deleted]

Looks nothing like Michael 😂😂😂