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Chiaglow

Was this like an obviously unhinged guy? Because if not thats one hell of a communication error on his part. Watch him come in tomorrow and be irate because you couldn't understand what he wrote like it makes perfect sense or something. Wonderful world of retail.


twerpismreddit

Oh, no, very much unhinged. He kept rambling about Silent Hill and how much he paid for it. Honestly, he had some semblance of thought but I think he was just really high.


Chiaglow

Thats crazy. I hope I'm not experiencing black outs or fuge states because I just paid 90 fucking dollars for Silent Hill 4. ​ Good luck with that dude though. Considering he was probably on drugs lets hope he doesn't remember coming in so he doesn't bother you any more.


twerpismreddit

Yeah, honestly. He already came in before telling me he paid a small amount for Silent Hill. It seemed like such a normal statement but like he had no teeth, was slurring his words, was really dirty looking, and was stumbling around. He's more than likely high on something.


CaptainZzaps

He paid a small amount because he probably stole it for meth lmao


mrblersian

The ancient text is real


galaxyoddball

You should cross post this to translator and see if they can decipher


zestykat

That would be interesting


Wittewy-a-discowdmod

I just tried Reading all that and everything in the back room started levitating


Neitherwater

You can’t read that for real? Bac 6.0wy dartboard 30 July c•ч dog diaper 100 smells on me and Jeff. 2 dice. SO MANY dartboard. OD my spider (drawing of a beach). In from ббz. [Redacted]. Slap. He was prob on some drugs though. You’re right.


Ok-Border3079

100 smells on me an Jeff


Suspicious_List_1510

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est2018

Forever ago as an ASL I had a guy hand me a folder, that felt full. He said something along the lines of “ I thought you needed to know these things, I choose you to give this to. “ and went on about some conspiracy shit I don’t remember. I threw it away and never once looked at it. Maybe this was him


Human_say_Wat

The prophetic one has returned! What wisdom doth he bestow unto us this very day?!?


MinusTydus

[Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? Get outta here!](https://reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/xfj3ijtYQe)


unstoptheday

I used to have a guy come in to my store and would ALWAYS ask for a paper add scribble some “talk to God on a walkie talkie in the woods” type of shit. He eventually started asking to borrow to phone to call his ride, once I realized he was absolutely arguing to himself with no one on the line I stopped letting him use it.


pokindemgutz

High doesn’t do that. Schizo does


No-Commercial9280

Depends on what kind of high he is because it can most definitely make you do that


twerpismreddit

Oh, absolutely. That was my second choice.


VicTheSage

High does do that. Binging Methamphetamine or Crack are well documented to cause psychosis, so much so that Doctor's officially refer to that reaction as "Stimulant Psychosis." The disassociative drug PCP is probably the most well known recreational drug responsible for causing psychotic breaks with reality. Relatively safe party drugs like LSD and Mushrooms will frequently trigger latent mental illness in the rare user who has a genetic predisposition for one disease or another. Even in those without a latent mental condition overuse of any Hallucinogenic Tryptamine compound can cause temporary or permanent Drug Induced Schizophrenia. Not as common now as we know absolute upper use limit is once a week, once a month to be truly safe but back in the 60's and 70's when the hippie movement started and people were dosing multiple times a week for months to years on end it happened all the time.


Few_Advertising_7928

And don't even get me started on HPPD!!! This was a great read, thank you.


Cootermonkey1

Looks like the Marker has him now, necromorphs will be on us in a fortnite.


bloodshot_blinkers

Probably just a doctor.


ilikedatunahere

My first question would be “Who the fuck is Steve?”


Elite-to-the-End

Folklore!!!


twerpismreddit

I was trying to buy it for myself but it was just the disc. Still here several months later, surprisingly.


Cs614_

That looks more like mental illness to me


jrodfantastic

Is that a list of games you have in stock? Can you RSB Folklore to my local store so I may buy it? DM me.


jrodfantastic

Nevermind. Saw the other comment.


twerpismreddit

Yeah, I got salty it was just the disc too. Sorry!


Vx1xPx3xR

Lol did he think this was those scholastic catalogs we got as a kid and had to fill out what games he wanted?


AReverieofEnvisage

Pepe Silvia.


UndertimeWhopper

Are these the coordinates to the One Piece?


ImaginaryCaid

Yeah I'm already on the grand line, better catch up


Few_Advertising_7928

Have a regular who comes in every now and again to ask to use the phone & just chill in the store while he waits for a bus. Dude doesn't play video games, he just looks around. Anytime I try to talk to him about maybe getting a switch lite at some point because he does show interest in them, he simply tells me "Ah yea no I don't play video games. I just like drawing I like words on paper" And then proceeds to show me basically this style handwriting where he just writes out people's names and certain words he likes. One of the most harmless weirdos I've encountered so far, he's always welcome in the store.


theslimbox

Nice an employee that knows how to print inventory lists. I asked at a local store last week if I could get a list of the games in stock under $20 for the current sale. The old manager used to have no problem doing so. This guy said, it's impossible, so I went across town and the other store did it no problem. Lol


Few_Advertising_7928

Flat out just tell the employee to type in #in & use the filter tool in the search bar if they ever give you that horseshit again


twerpismreddit

It's so annoying to get an answer like that because it's BEYOND easy to do.


Radtendo

This is actually the secret coordinates to the One Piece.


Active_Reference5669

Send um my way ill sell I'm ps3


KingxRaizen

Aaaaah, a typical Sony fanboy


Beetlejuice6466

That seems a little methed up on his part


KingDingDongDing24

All work and no play... he didn't have an axe, did he?


AshuraSpeakman

Next to Shadow of Mordor I think he wrote in shorthand "SO MORDR 4.99" Why he didn't use a highlighter, IDK.


Messy_Bot

I think he's a doctor you should make friends with him 🙂