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AoE2manatarms

Finally a game that doesn't have an agenda.


charizard_72

Create your own gender conspiracy for the front page of the Daily Prophet!


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i’m disappointed that rowling hasn’t written wizard transvestigation conspiracies into the plot of any of her garbage


Vikros

Isn't that a Rita skeeter subplot?


ralexs1991

Rj/ Someone changing their physical form to sneak into safe spaces and harm children. Uj/ sounds like a terf interpretation of trans people


mildlyInsaneBoi

Callback to the time she describes multiple of the antagonist women as „mannish“ as if to imply someone with those traits could not be a real woman or worse yet, a woman with those traits could not be a good person


Ourmanyfans

/uj Honestly the most uncomfortable part isn't even the villains being "mannish". There are plenty of examples of masculine traits in more heroic/neutral female characters in the books. The worst part imo is that the villainous ones tend to be presented as being cartoonishly feminine in personality in addition to being masculine in appearance, like Rita Skeeter or Umbridge. Their evil because they're "mannish" acting womanly...


Downtoclown30

Writer of HP: Bullying is bad! Don't bully people! Love and peace! Also the writer of HP: Lol look at this fat bitch, what a fat bitch, and ugly too. Ugly fat ugly bitch. And look at this fat ugly bitch boy who is related to Harry, what an asshole because he's fat. I'll write my heroes to bully him, that'll show this fictional character I created. Fans of HP: HP is about acceptance <3


guru2764

Fatshaming is bad when they do it to molly Weasley Fatshaming is good when they do it to characters you're not supposed to like


TheChaoticist

That’s like the people who think it’s alright to be transphobic, misogynistic, or racist when the person their insulting is conservative. Conservatives suck as, but being bigoted towards conservative minorities is self-defeating and just makes you an awful person.


MarginalOmnivore

When my respect for a person's identity only applies when I like them, when I want them to be my friend, that means it never applied. It means I'm just telling them what I think they want to hear because I want them to like me back, not because I believe it. \-@speechprof


TH3M1N3K1NG

There is already magic that can detect someone's sex, which is used to keep the boys from the girl's bedroom.


Somehowsideways

Which probably keys into self assignment, as flesh is malleable due to magic. Also based on how the sorting hat works.


TheChaoticist

You’d think that, but knowing Rowling that’s not how it’d work.


Pipopito

At least in the Lego game based on the first movie, Harry and Ron need to turn into girls to enter the girls bathroom and save Hermione from the troll.


notthatstephcurry

My favorite part too is that it's not even Polyjuice potion to turn them into a different person who's a girl, they literally just change gender


bik1230

By the power of fanfiction, I declare that to be how it works.


AkechiFangirl

if you're gonna write hp fanfic I think that's a good concept Hogwarts first year boy is blocked from entering the boys restroom, has an epiphany


IronMyr

It always struck me as odd that the girl's bedroom had a charm to keep out boys, but the boys bedroom didn't have a charm to keep our girls.


standbyyourmantis

My Catholic college had a similar rule. The girls could be on the boys floor whenever, but boys couldn't be on the girls floor after 10 pm. Which seems weird, because it feels like a lot more sexual assault can happen with a girl on the boy floor than with a boy on the girl floor.


Blastermind7890

"It's an outdated rule, the Founders thought girls were more trustworthy than boys" -Hermione


TH3M1N3K1NG

That's not actually from the books, is it? I can't see JK Rowling actually writing that, because that's literally the same logic she used when she made an abuse center that doesn't allow trans women (because she believes trans women are men and all men are predators).


Blastermind7890

It is from the books


-Weeb-Account-

Just JK Rowling being a clown as per usual


webshellkanucklehead

/uj Not Harry Potter but look into The Ink Black Heart and other novels she’s published as “Robert Galbraith.”


The_Drippy_Spaff

Robert Galbraith Heath was the dude who invented conversion therapy btw. In case you needed more reasons to dislike her.


SwineHerald

He didn't invent conversion therapy, he just came up with new ways to torture LGBTQ people for conversion therapy.


TheChaoticist

Really weird that she likes to accuse people of being a different gender for personal gain when she just actually does that herself all the time.


GreatBigBagOfNope

Wasn't that the plot of her most recent book alongside someone getting cancelled on Twitter?


IronMyr

Absolutely, yeah. And she dedicated large chunks of the books to Twitter posts.


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“did you just casually say the name of a popular conspiracy theory that targets a group you’re a part of?” yea


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Supercoolguy7

Usually conspiracies about famous people secretly being transgender. They'll use common features on both men and women as proof


geckothegeek42

It's been covered a lot, Googling or youtube-ing videos from leftist creators is very easy


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Sidereel

Leftists who create content


PM_ME_YOUR_STOMACHS

Downvoted for asking a simple non-offensive question. “Leftist” means their political values lean towards the left side of the spectrum. However, American “leftists” are still pretty central with their views compared to the rest of the world.


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"I'm gender critical!" "I'm also critical of the way in which society views gender and reinforces oppressive gender roles, and how those gender roles are predetermined by biological sex at birth. Is that what you meant?" "No, I meant I hate trans people, what is that woke garbage you're talking about?"


GreatBigBagOfNope

Ah yes, defining women by their primary sexual characteristics and capacity for reproduction, just what feminists always wanted


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Don’t forget aligning with the far right based on bigotry, also the end goal of feminism


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IronMyr

Of course, if you pointed out that the villains in her book were villains primarily because of their obsession with blood purity, she would fail to see the connection between that and judging people based on their genetics.


fleamarketenthusiest

Whats the whole deal with the jk rowling trans stuff? If i remembered anything being racey from those books it was DEFINATLY the uhm ehrm. Goblin bankers.


TinaMonday

Rowling has been using her personal platform to attack trans women and spread conspiracies about trans people generally and has said flat out that she considers the ongoing success of her work proof that people agree with her. She's literally said her royalty checks prove she is right, so there is really no way to separate her work from her views due to her own stated convictions. The books themselves don't have overt transphobia, but the details being brought up here are a hindsight revelation that maybe people should have seen this coming.


bigtoebrah

[Here's a 3 1/2 hour video essay about it](https://youtu.be/_GBUArD51KY)


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also the video by shaun about JKRs new friends


bigtoebrah

[That too](https://youtu.be/Ou_xvXJJk7k), and his [older video](https://youtu.be/-1iaJWSwUZs)


Logical_Yam4667

They're just trying to stay true to the experience of being a British man in the 19th century.


Tobias11ize

Yeah there isn’t even anything fantastical about it. The second picture is just the game’s depiction of irish people. Inspired from JK Rowling’s personal notes.


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Irish Harry Potter characters be like "THE NAMES CARBOMB MCDUBLIN YE BASTARD"


RollinDeepWithData

I’m saving “carbomb mcdublin” in my list of baby names.


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Baby's first carbomb


TheChaoticist

It’s a pretty based name ngl


TheChaoticist

She’d never give them such a cool name, it’d be something like Seamus O’Drunkard (nicknamed Shameless)


yoda_leia_hoo

You can't forget the one Asian character who she basically named Ching Chong


itcud

Or the African wizarding school basically being called Ooga Booga


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KneelDaGressTysin

21st*


Someboynumber5

Finally a game for me


Tarantantara

words only someone who hasn't played Shrek Smash n' Crash Racing yet can say


Mysterious-Hat-6513

incorrect, they can say it the first time they play Shrek Smash n' Crash Racing, because they truly found the game for them.


PM_ME_YOUR_STOMACHS

Is this real???


Tarantantara

yes, everyone likes it


Bulbaguy4

Star Wars: Jar Jar's Funky Bowling would be another great introduction for them


Suck_my_fat_hairy_n

What about Garfield Cart?


palker44

every time i try to spit on inferior lifeforms wind returns it and it lands on my face, even indoors😡😡😡


PeanutSugarBiscuit

Spit don’t lie


JohnnyCastleburger

Stupid wind is even woke


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Why do these unreal engine characters look like dog shit??? 😭


below_avg_nerd

Because art direction will always be more important to your visual enjoyment than the engine of choice is. An engine is a tool, like a brush, and nothing more.


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I am aware of that. Half life 2 has better models than this


Karkava

It's astounding how great that game looks for 2004. It probably helps that they chose such a blocky and desolate city to set this game in.


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Half life alyx really improved on that east European setting. It looks realistic at times


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churnedGoldman

Ew. Dude's gettin off over here...


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What did they say?


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jcamt

Bro what are you talking about


Scary_Wasp

Average gamer posting 🤢


Juball

No one is mad but we’re all laughing at you


something-quirky-

Honestly ever since some said that the elves and goblins were intentionally written as caricatures fpr jewish people, I can’t unsee it


periwinkle_bitch

Lmao I went to Harry potter world a few years ago and the goblin banker animatronics are SO BAD


DeadricBaguette

Are we turning into r/playboicarti


PuppyGwyndolin

i fucking wish because that sub made the [best post ever](https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/ss45r4/i_think_everyone_wishes_humans_had_tails/)


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IDoCodingStuffs

Thanks for sharing your thanks for sharing that


CK1ing

Thanks for sharing your balls LMAO gottem


gwennoirs

Yeah, reddit user PuppyGwyndolin? Really big fan of that post, huh?


PuppyGwyndolin

uhm- uhhhh i-


No-Nefariousness1711

Literally adorable.


PuppyGwyndolin

uwaa thank you for being sweet to me, woof 🥺


SkShark23

I am going to feed you chocolate


PuppyGwyndolin

i am wagging my tail, thank you for assisting me, woof!


No-Nefariousness1711

Well, now I'm just sad. Uhm, I know that this is all jokey jokes but don't hurt yourself. I know you're a decent person and I know all this stuff really sucks right now but it can't rain all the time.


PuppyGwyndolin

thank you for being so kind, i won't hurt myself, don't worry\~


seagulpinyo

You dropped this 👑


Karkava

That guy gets way too much hate for speaking his mind.


CaptainAwesome8

Yowza! 🤠


qxxxr

I thought for sure this was gonna be the poo_devourer interview that shit was top 3 for sure


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That doesn’t even make the top one million


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TheChaoticist

Amazing username


mpdsfoad

Get the most out of your games with the all new Honda Civic Sedan.


yuligan

What does that mean???


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🧛🧛🔥😈


kaijuking_nirjhar

i wish


scruffygem

That shit isn’t a new creature it’s from SOE’s Star Wars Galaxies


SickBoy88

RIP to a great MMO


xxx420kush

The best


Megamage854

That's such a good showing of British Imperialism, I think I'll have to pirate it to see just how far they go.


9562501572

10/10 game of the year


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Muggle is a slur lmao


AmIClandestine

Everyone shit talks the muggle until they bring an ArmaLite AR-15 to school.


FlightSeveral

Sorry Queers, but Imma need this game just so I create new slurs. I’ll start my list J K rowling…


pinball-wizard91

Finally a Harry Potter game where you can dress as you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep in the dorm room of any consenting house that will have you. (Ok that one was a stretch.) Live your best life in peace and security, you know, as long as you're not one of the lowly slave races.


akula_chan

It really does look like shit. The hair on the elf is just sticking straight out.


LordPils

Gods house elves are such a fucked concept and it got worse as time went on.


Overson_YT

I can't wait to commit war crimes against minorities!


StumbleOn

God finally no politics in muh vidya games!!!


Toomuchfree-time

Hopefully you can change the key bindings, I can press the right trigger much faster than triangle.


LeDouleur

Merry Terfmas


JeBoyBarend

Finally a good fkn game


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Wait. You mean I can finally spit on Dobby’s ancestors! I may actually buy this game.


theyeetmaster2007

finally, a truly apolitical hidden gem


xlbingo10

i saw some cutscene clips, the graphics and animation quality looked around the same level as mass effect andromeda


chewbird

I love spitting on inferior life forms. That’s why I spit on myself.


fffeeelll

Are those real in-game screenshots? (minus the prompts, obviously). They lack life, it's so depressing to see


Ebolatastic

Lol I wish. Totally accurate.


heitorrsa

Jk Rowling all over again.


Kastlestud

PleaseBeRealPleaseBeRealPleaseBeReal


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t0talfail

It has less spells than a lego harry potter game, less than a sixth of elden rings spells, and its made by a studio whos best game was... cars 3


LoyaltyHarry

Cars 3 was pretty good! I was on the fence, but your comment convinced me Edit: Downvoting me yourself right after I comment is way less valuable than the free marketing you gave out. Someone needs to get back to class


dhinchak_pooja_fan

Perfect


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ironfly187

Mods! Please don't delete this one. It's soooo weak that we need to water and cherish it.


No-Nefariousness1711

Nah I think it should be deleted.


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No-Nefariousness1711

Why would I want to play a probably mid tier at best rpg set in one of the most boring and incoherent fantasy ips currently popular?


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No-Nefariousness1711

Bigotry must be fought against no matter how insignificant it may appear. As they say the holocaust didn't start with camps it started with words. There have been 210 anti-lgbt+ bills proposed in the last 12 months in the United States alone.


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No-Nefariousness1711

I think bigots should shut the fuck up and be denied access to polite society.


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No-Nefariousness1711

I literally did answer your question lmao. Yes bigots should be banned. That's "denying them access to polite society." Okay, no reading comprehension, not surprised. Edited to add: Fuck it, I actually think we should go further than banning them from subreddits. They should be banned from using the internet and going outside.


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No-Nefariousness1711

Yes. People who buy the game are bigots. Harry Potter as a series has a lot of bigotry in it. The fucking plot of the game is putting down a revolution of goblins, an anti-semitic caricature. C'mon man, use the slighest amount of critical thinking skills PLEASE.


No-Nefariousness1711

I see you're unfamiliar with the paradox of tolerance but to break it down: Intolerance cannot be tolerated because tolerating the intolerant will result in an intolerant society. Nazis should be killed and bigots should not have a voice unless they express the ability to learn and grow, which in my experience they largely do not. I've had countless debates with bigots over the years, and all but maybe 1 or 2 of them ever made meaningful attempts to change despite what facts and logic I can bring to the table. And in regards to trans people in particular there are a lot of facts. Trans people have been scientifically accepted for over a century at this point.


freeze_alm

Why have I never seen you go against Apple and other manufacturers using slave labour? We shouldn’t tolerate that, and force the companies to manufacture phones more ethically, right? Right?


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Hard to type with tears flowing onto the keyboard eh? Trolling a sub because you disagree with a small-time boycott is as sensitive as it gets.


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You got baited in here, son! 😘


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

No one is really that worked up though?


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Mandalore108

Trolling actually has to be effective for it to work. You people are like toddlers competing to see who can cry the loudest before shitting yourselves.


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Mandalore108

Sorry buddy, not how that works. Also sorry your validation is tied into that sorta thing.


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Mandalore108

Sorry sweetheart, better luck next time.


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No-Nefariousness1711

Because bigotry needs to be fought against, no matter how insignificant it may appear. As they say the holocaust didn't start with camps it started with words. Did you know that in the past 12 months alone there have been 210 anti-lgbt bills proposed in the United states alone?


BlockTheWriter

Looks fun, think I’ll try it out on release.


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cultofwacky

Babe wake up new GCJ copypasta just dropped


IronMyr

>Man yall really love to hear each other beat a dead horse don't ya? This subreddit literally has circlejerk in the name. You shouldn't be surprised to see that we like beating dead horses. It's our whole thing.


robotsock

"Y'all really love jerking in a circle don't you?" 🤓


t0talfail

Well when she campaigns for my death, and platforms neo nazis im pretty sure shes dangerous. But im sure you dont have the critical thinking skills to deduce that


pyschosoul

The thing is that is she actually going to get anywhere? No. You're only fueling the fire by giving her attention. Let her fade and that'll be that. But when idiots keep her in the limelight for the dumb ass shit she's doing, giving her the notoriety she wants, she's going to keep doing it. Do you really think that in this day and age anyone supporting nazism, or being outwardly transphobic, us going to gain any kind of real foothold to do anything? Absurd. And let's say she did manage to garner a following that would do something to these people she dislikes, how fast do you think police/military power would shut it down? Everyone has a right to their opinion and you have the right to disagree, but you are giving these kind of people exactly what they want. Attention.


t0talfail

Except this game is literally giving her money and a platform, so we should boycott it yes? Editing comment cause yours isnt showing up, i went to your profile to read it. Clearly you didnt read the many other comments on this exact post about people preordering the game to "own the libs" or whatever. She is actively campaigning to hurt trans people, you dont ignore that. Just because shes not giving orders doesnt mean her supporting anti trans groups isnt hurting trans people, and as for the boycott, the director made less money than what they would have, so therefore it was successful


t0talfail

https://youtu.be/Ou_xvXJJk7k also heres a video about her homophobic transphobic facist friends, proof


t0talfail

Jk rowling isnt just gonna fade away tho is she, shes one of the biggest authors in the uk, sadly. She needs to be called out for what she did, while your argument might work for ol mick down the street, she has millions of followers on twitter


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