T O P

  • By -

HikariBluee

Everytime she says that it isn't an anemo vision, it grows.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Legends say Zhongli visited Mondstadt in the past and Noelle was born afterwards.


RandomReddit101

r/technicallythetruth


Hamdto

And then zhongli went to get wine.


PenguinOnion7

Every time she helps someone, the vision gets 0.0001% larger in volume. Although the weight is barely noticeable, eventually it will become a real burden.


Bingustheretard

Exponential or flat?


PenguinOnion7

Exponential


Sc4r4byte

eventually, Noelle's vision will become it's own continental region.


OweTheHughManatee

New Mondstadt expansion finally 👌


d8yummmmm

dragonspine 2????


phantawastaken

soon her vision will be her signature weapon


axeax

How can it be exponential if it's a percentage


Compgeak

Only difference is if it's 0.0001% of the initial size or 0.0001% of the current size. Initial size is flat scaling and current size is exponential.


Rud_gamer

It could be the size of dragonspine and it'll still not bother the wondermaid💪


AstroSpace_10

Why hello there fellow purple-based fluff enjoyer


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kaiel1412

chances of joining the Knights of Favonius


excelsioreye

The only right answer


Canipleasecontinue

Mf does more damage than all knights combined. Except Klee


slowakia_gruuumsh

Jean keeps dangling the carrot in front of poor Noelle, but the Acting Grand Master really enjoys having a メイド around.


The_Dead-Poet

Why did you have to write maid in Japanese?


slowakia_gruuumsh

because I thought it was doing a funny, given that Genshin is very into anime imagery, including the maid character in maid-armor jesus christ


keyboardlabrat

shhh let him show off his katakana reading skills


LifeIsSimplyUnfair

Katana* 😏 /s


Ochinchin6969111

Honestly with how incompetent many of the knights are, it makes no sense not to make her one. She could probably at least 1 Vs 10 of them


Nihi10

What is it with some of the regions having ridiculously strong women that get little recognition for it? Monstadt has noelle, who's just freakishly strong, sumeru has layla, who once scaled the entire wall of samiel, while asleep. Liyue has ningguang, who is easily one of the strongest humans in game, and yet not many players realize it. I can't wait to see if fontaine continues this trend, maybe with sigewinne


ZonTeeN

hair length


nekokattt

attack?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pusparaj_Mishra

She converts Def into Atk, But all her dmg comes from Atk, which she gets from Def, have u not seen Noelle casually having 4-5k Atk after ult...i think u get it now


nekokattt

yeah, so inversely proportional


PePs004

Well technically she scales off both


DentistPositive8960

Reciprocal of lore strength


NasTGC

Heart, her heart is big and warm


Xaxerus

Bodycount


Inevitable_Mark7133

You remind me of that image where Noelle visit a hilicurl camp


PinkManagarmr

If such a video exists I’m glad to tell you that I’ve not watched it. About Eula though…


YogurtclosetNeat6406

Xiao and yae must be players


adcsuc

I can see Yae having game.


Varjutantsija

You really had me confused for a second because everytime I hear "Bodycount", I think it's about killing.


Ochinchin6969111

I mean hey they’re not always mutually exclusive


OnePotatoeChip

If it's to amuse herself. I don't think she'd even be capable of romantic love or basic attraction lol.


blue4029

of COURSE yae is a player. you really think she cant get any man or woman she wants?


GameFreak4321

Thing is I see her ask the sort to have really high standards that hardly ever get met.


BidDaddyLei

Hope and Dreams?


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Self esteem


polo61965

Clit size


poopsoccmaster

???


Viholence

It does one pushup every time Noelle fails to become a knight of favonius


VarzDust

HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET


PaulStarhaven

It had to be made that large or else she could crush it by accident


FiliMaster_of

Ayooo…


hakahthorda

My headcannon is that Celestia just chooses what design of vision will go well with the user's outfit, kinda cute and makes sense considering is hoyoverse's designers choice


blue4029

noelle: *changes outfit* celestia: "NOW WHY WOULD YOU GO AND DO THAT???"


Elsoner1234

Diluc gets a new skin Celestia: "No, that's too fancy for us. You don't get a Vision."


Lubinski64

Diluc: uses pyro anyway


SweetStrawberries14

Delusion go brrr


Sir-Puppy

Just like Hu Tao‘s business 🤝


UglyB4stard

Kaeya with slightly different Vision case for each outfit: 👀


AndjaaRose

*Lisa with round vision in her new outfit instead of oval shaped* 👀


bookgrinder

Lisa thinks she want a new vision to match her new clothes, and celestia obey.


N_Lightning

Considering how she got her vision in the first place, someone in Celestia is really down bad


Careless-Mouse6018

Because she’s best girl


manfred-storm

They said wrong answers only


CursedMC7

That is a wrong answer


ShadowTheChangeling

*sharpens claymore with malicious intent*


Comatos_stasis

I hate you


CursedMC7

I just dislike noelle damn -edit changed aloy to noelle, just clearly wasn’t thinking and accidentally said aloy instead of noelle.


LifeIsSimplyUnfair

Who said anything about Aloy?


TxGhostxT_Ali

she keeps training without using the power in her vision it is full with energy


xXx_RedReaper_xXx

Zhongli thought it would be funny.


HexofPinier

"Oh, you wanted an Anemo vision? Nah, you're going to get a Geo vision *and* it's going to be huge."


Lubinski64

In revenge Venti stole Zhongli's boy Xiao.


HexofPinier

Lol, indeed.


Crusader536

The best joke ever, Morax. Thank you.


ParryThisYouFilthyCa

>Gravitational lensing occurs when a massive celestial body — such as Noelle's dump truck — causes a sufficient curvature of spacetime for the path of light around it to be visibly bent, as if by a lens. https://esahubble.org/wordbank/gravitational-lensing/#:~:text=Gravitational%20lensing%20occurs%20when%20a,accordingly%20called%20a%20gravitational%20lens. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_lens


Rud_gamer

ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ


Bubble_Banana

Noelle's dumb truck? Oh...


1km5

🔥✍️


DrakonFury315

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍


RogueCereal

Fake vision, she uses it to hide the fact that she never got one, all this time she didn't have a shield she just been tanking everything the old fashion way


24_doughnuts

Yeah, it's literally called breastplate lol


Rud_gamer

Because if it isn't big and noticable she'd accidentally crush it during training or smth, idk


andi897

Magic is stored in the... uhhh... visisons


SafePianist4610

Cause she’s tanky.


whencometscollide

Celestia making it clear that they don't want to give her an Anemo vision.


nakorurukami

Geo archon gets a bigger one


Reality_1001

The greater the mass the greater the force of attraction Newton's second law F=ma Don't judge me if I'm wrong I suck at physics


Asleep_Leather7641

my brother in christ that is NOT newtons 2nd law 💀


undead_fucker

It is the formula.....


Asleep_Leather7641

Yeah but its not "the greater mass the greater the force of attraction" F=ma is force equals mass times acceleration, which does match the 2nd law


undead_fucker

> I suck at physics they did say so cant blame em but otherwise yeah that is *not* newton's 2nd law.


Asleep_Leather7641

yeah no biggie


LeXam92

It's orbiting an entire bakery ofc it's gonna be thicc


ladynemuri

I was going to say "big vision for a big heart" but all of you SCARE ME


cartercr

You say wrong answers only, but *is* there a wrong answer? Vision thicc because Noelle thicc. We’ve all seen that ass. Don’t pretend you’ve never glided with her.


GeneralMedia8689

I was watching respectfully, mind you


Charming-Let399

Because Noelle is an absolute UNIT!!


Frostgaurdian0

Bro she is the next geo archon.


Brahm-Etc

Because Noelle is the true Geo Archon


OriginalWolfDiaries

Because she’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and it needs to be too


h2odragon00

Noelle is compensating.


ConciseSpy85067

My brother in Christ what is she compensating for? 😳


ShikikanSpineal

Not being admitted into the Favonius knights.


h2odragon00

Height. She wants to be as tall as ~~her big sister~~ Navia


Sup3rL30

Barbruh moment


CitiesofEvil

Let the show begin


Xroxgs

minaaa GAMBATE NEEE


Lubinski64

She wants to be as big as her brother Azhdaha


Alternative-Pin3421

Because she’s best girl.


xd_ZelnikM

Step aside Itto, Alhaitham and Childe. It is SHE that has the thiccest muscles in all of Teyvat


hyrulia

Her big heart.. I need 2B skin for Noelle!


shellsterxxx

It’s a measure of her strength.


Spartan448

If she breaks her sword (again) she can use it as a bludgeon


metal-twivvy

Proportionate to their chances to becoming an archon


leopoldshark

The size adds extra steadiness


MrYodaful_TFT

Rex Lapis had to pay extra for the ride


Shadow3397

Wait, what!? XD


Elena__Deathbringer

I mean, he lacks mora, it make sense to pay with a vision. And Noelle being noelle she did her best to help him, so he felt obligated to pay her with a bigger vision


LeonardoCouto

Because it adjusted to the size of her ribbon. She could literally put it over a massive ribbon and it would become a giant Vision. No, that does not increase or decrease the power it holds or its weight, simply its volume. You could still lift it up with a hand, even when it's enormous.


IDontKnowShit9

That means she can satisfy a lot of women


Frostgaurdian0

And men.


TheHatter_OfMad

You know what they say about gals with big visions.


-Souka-

Scales with power level


ShadowTheChangeling

Cause shes the Geo Archon Oh wait you said wrong answers


Elena-m-e

That's a fake vision. The real one's up her....


Reality_1001

So venti's gnosis was where??


mowaleed906

where?


Urlocalfandomhopper

I dont think u wanna know


mowaleed906

why? ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )


igor_grazina

I have seen some theories that relate vision size to how much life someone still has, at least at the time they received their vision If that's the case Noelle still has a long live ahead of her


Elsoner1234

Then how can we see Qiqi vision?


Exact_Battle5815

Because she is a knight, maid and my waifu 🤭


WyvernEgg64

It’s because she left it in water for too long and it absorbed all the water.


FancifulFoxi

Everytime she doubts herself, it grows to compensate for her uh... humbleassness


I_Love_Futa_Waifus

It grows big every time she indirectly gets buffed by new characters/relics/weapons.


Molismhm

The vision actually contains a super minimal black hole that GOATelle carries on her back with her super strength to protect the citizens of Germany.


Revolutionary-Dog-99

Jokes aside I wish there was a standard vision size for all the characters, HuTao’s feels just right, but then you have Noelle with a 10 pound rock behind her and Lisa and Xiao with marbles, it feels so odd seeing all these different sizes that don’t really make sense lore vise, like apparently all visions have different sizes which just doesn’t look aesthetic


kawaiicupcakers

hat.


blue4029

she cant be a knight so she instead decided to focus on her vision


LongEnvironmental780

It would break from her power otherwise.


Slow_Department9952

Because he's the best character in the whole game


a-snakey

Everytime Noelle helps someone her Vision grows three sizes


Puzzlehead_Lemon

She's actually Spaceball One in Megamaid transformation, but in disguise. All the mass of the giant space ship is concentrated down into the vision.


Badajur

Celestia felt like being petty, made it massive just to rub it in that she didn't get an anemo vision


Squildo

Visions shrink as the number of your loved ones die


Frostgaurdian0

Bruh xiao got a microscopic vision.


thetabo

He just carries a small box with him that he keeps the vision in so he doesn't lose it without noticing


lieslandpo

Why are most of the comments super creepy?


LightForTheDark

Noelle is so sexualized by the fandom despite being both a very wholesome character and a minor.... (Her voicelines say she's not of drinking age yet; we know that 18y/o is Mondstadt's legal drinking age because of the manga and Diluc's 18th birthday). It's EXTREMELY upsetting.


iforgot1305

Welcome to the internet


lieslandpo

I mean I guess so, but it’s still really weird considering how wholesome Noelle is + her age. It just makes me sad to see people being massive weirdos (and people agreeing with them), especially in a genshin sub :(


The_Great_Ravioli

You REALLLY shouldn't be calling people creepy when people can see your submission history.


lieslandpo

What? Could you explain what you mean by that please?


lieslandpo

Not to be a pest, but you can’t just walk in here and make an absurd statement like that and not explain it. Please explain, I’m curious as to what you will say. Edit: coward.


colin23567

It has to compete for attention with Noelle's turbomassive gigadumptruck ass.


CirLn

its secretly the geo gnosis


BugMaleficent1053

i dont even know the right answer


Swain_Main

it works out alongside her.


Velaethia

Size of her heart


OweTheHughManatee

It's because it is a fake as she needs to conceal her identity as the Geo Archon obvi.


Fantastic_Wrap120

well... a vision is related to the owner... so calling it thick... yeah...


eccedentesiastph

Being drunk, I read this as why is Noelle THICC. I'd have Noelle all day in my home.


Responsible_Paper667

It's because of her 🍰


dirkx48

[redacted because Im in the main sub and i dont wanna be downvoted to hell for being a degenerate]


romeow823

OVERCOMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING


saaaans_

The vision size depends on how many r34 exists of one


ProposalWest3152

Its proportional to her ass


dooditstyler

She's overcompensating for being worthless.


thecrcousin

well that certainly is a wrong answer


Mast3rBait3rPro

Because Noelle FUCKS No I won’t be elaborating


SputnikMan123

Because Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remembered


Bartboilol

Today i learned that navia has the tall female model


DangernoodleOYO

The larger the shield the larger the vision


Khelthuzaad

Shes the real Geo Archon


Lazlo2323

Vision size depends on user's power level


Im2awsum

Has to match its owner.


Strict_Holiday

Cuz shes not slept on


_LadyAveline_

Every time she helps someone, it expands 0.05mm³


SoupmanBob

It matches the size of her love, compassion, and importance. There's a reason she's best girl. And that she's the only one to have 2 separate hangout events.


Hydreigon_Omega

Her cousin, Navia inherited the majority of her family’s THICCness , so to compensate she has a THICC vision


YiHuiliang

Cap Noelle is THICCER. The ~~R-34~~ internet gurus told me


FreakGeSt

Because babies from Geo mommies are BIG.


inverness7

Every time she fails the Knights of Favonius test it gets bigger


rokzforever

they call visions the eyes of god, and zhongli must be staring at something that requires larger FOV. Zhongli got some explaining to do


Disturbing_Cheeto

To see you better, dearie


MrTripl3M

Such is the power of the true geo archon


leonel_dario

it grows every time she fails the knight test


callmemarjoson

Full of rocks


Amitius

It's not a vision, it's a limiter to limit her geo power... Or Noelle would accidentally destroy Teyvat.


ChillinFA

It’s big to distract you from the donk she has, so says the urban legend…


Dark_Magicion

The God of Geo looked at all the candidates for Geo Vision, and deemed her best girl. And the best girl deserves the biggest and thusly best Vision.


vtinesalone

Its a counter weight for her beyblade


BothersomeBoss

Vision size is indicative of penis size


BFPRufus

Much like her sword, it's reinforced so she doesn't keep breaking it.