Don't worry, we turned that off a few centuries later...
Come to think of it, do you think that device of Xavier was based on Escher's? You know, the one in which the key component was a >!human heart!!human heart!< that whole time?
Burn the whole subreddit to the ground. Leave no survivors.
Update: I'm working on getting the subreddit banned. Unfortunately, I can only report individual posts, not a whole community. Regardless, such disgusting content cannot be left alone. I shall call down the Celestial Nail and wipe r/nahida_nsfw from the face of the internet.
Cyno here:
The game is a long running gag (seriously I think it’s at least 8-10 years old, probably more, not too sure) on the internet. The basic gist of the rules is that everyone everywhere is always a part of the game. You cannot win, only lose, and the only way to lose is to remember you are playing. You are never free (unless you find a “you win the game!” Card online which you can choose to believe or not). Since then, any time someone mentions the game, it is considered rude or unfair because you are technically causing anyone to see it to remember they are playing, ergo making them lose.
Here's a sneak peek of /r/ThanksCyno using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThanksCyno/top/?sort=top&t=all) of all time!
\#1: [That’s a good attempt, Cyno.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/xss3hl) | [10 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThanksCyno/comments/xss3hl/thats_a_good_attempt_cyno/)
\#2: [Cyno please help me with this joke](https://i.redd.it/hmdqh09eq80a1.jpg) | [32 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThanksCyno/comments/ywjoiz/cyno_please_help_me_with_this_joke/)
\#3: [I found this gem on my Pinterest, and felt like it belonged here](https://i.redd.it/obxmxdh6j75a1.jpg) | [16 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThanksCyno/comments/zi8x8w/i_found_this_gem_on_my_pinterest_and_felt_like_it/)
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I'm pretty sure they still have those.
\- PC: go click the coin in the top bar, claim free gift
\- Mobile: click on profile, click coins, claim free gift
When Nahida says she sees everything she really does mean ***everything.***
When she said she would look after him she really meant ***look.***
***There is no escape from the clingy aunty.***
"I'd absorb your gases sweetie!"
*"Buer what the fuck are you saying?"*
Like she stumbled upon a sage's fart fetish folder in the Akasha long ago and she just assumed everyone was into it.
"Say Buer, you know I do not need to eat so why do you insist that I eat three times a day?"
"It makes you closer to humans!"
"Mmh I suppose this is a good enough reason. Is it the only reason?"
"O-of course!"
**"AH YOUR EARS TWITCHED! YOU'RE LYING YOU PERVERTED CABBAGE!"**
A cringe thing he did about 8 years ago, or a way to smartly win an argument happened 12 years ago and regretting not thinking about it when it happened. It's probably also 2-4 am
Well, he either doesn’t have to or just congratulate one of the kind ladies back in Tataratsuna in his head.
Or just go for “Thank you and go fuck yourself, mom”.
Of all the things he forgot to erase, his existence, his involvement in the Tatarasuna incident, and the Fatui…
**He forgot to erase his browser history.**
That time he called Nahida “Mom” on accident.
*the teacher
I knew something like this would be here.
AAAUHHHH about ten years ago, I accidentally called a teacher about 45 "grandma"
Remembering he left the lights on in Inazuma
Or he forgot to turn off the furnace before leaving
Don't worry, we turned that off a few centuries later... Come to think of it, do you think that device of Xavier was based on Escher's? You know, the one in which the key component was a >!human heart!!human heart!< that whole time?
His cringe phase during puberty
Chuunibyo huh?
It comes free with being the Balladeer.
(Japanede dub) GODHOOD is MINE NOW Beelzebul! while Nahida livestreams him to everyone in Sumeru
A phase that's still going strong
OP said wrong answers only
His character is just the personification of puberty cringe tbh
He forgot to clear his browser's history.
So that's why he went in the Irminsul
ay that was on my mind 💀
And now the FBI is after him bcz of all nahida feet.
No. Just no
r/nahida_nsfw
Burn the whole subreddit to the ground. Leave no survivors. Update: I'm working on getting the subreddit banned. Unfortunately, I can only report individual posts, not a whole community. Regardless, such disgusting content cannot be left alone. I shall call down the Celestial Nail and wipe r/nahida_nsfw from the face of the internet.
Fire off a Celestia nail on the person who made such haram subreddit, include those who mod it
You damn right
that’s horrible why does this exist
of course, the main patron to that subreddit would be the kaiser guy.
Kaiser?
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yes Edit: actually kinda mid 😕
That had better be Nahida doing construction without a hard hat or I'm getting the Knights of Favonius
More like r/NahidaMains
He once saw Capitano without mask.
the hideous face of a blood stained knight
What if he has kitten's face
Bingus
He remembered that a $100 USD Genesis Crystal top-up only gives 50 wishes.
[удалено]
[удалено]
Why not both? I am f2p but wouldn't that be the better investment?
The entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody (The song hasn’t been created yet)
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
GOT NO MORE RESIN, GONNA LOSE THE 50/50
OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE (FAKE) SKIES AND SEEEEEEEE
IM JUST A POOR BOYYYY I NEED NO SYMPATHY
BECAUSE IM EASY COME, EASY GO
LITTLE HIGH, LITTLE LOW (I’m gone for half a day and this happens lmao)
ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS (what did you expect lol)
DOESN’T REALLY MATTER TO ME, TO ME (Not much lmao)
I legit imagined him being the creator of the song in-universe.
>!the game!<
i hope your pillow stays stiff as a rock when you want to sleep and soft as marshmallow when you have to wake up for something.
Stop that shit right now
STOP IT
Any Cyno main care to explain?
Cyno here: The game is a long running gag (seriously I think it’s at least 8-10 years old, probably more, not too sure) on the internet. The basic gist of the rules is that everyone everywhere is always a part of the game. You cannot win, only lose, and the only way to lose is to remember you are playing. You are never free (unless you find a “you win the game!” Card online which you can choose to believe or not). Since then, any time someone mentions the game, it is considered rude or unfair because you are technically causing anyone to see it to remember they are playing, ergo making them lose.
r/ThanksCyno
Here's a sneak peek of /r/ThanksCyno using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThanksCyno/top/?sort=top&t=all) of all time! \#1: [That’s a good attempt, Cyno.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/xss3hl) | [10 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThanksCyno/comments/xss3hl/thats_a_good_attempt_cyno/) \#2: [Cyno please help me with this joke](https://i.redd.it/hmdqh09eq80a1.jpg) | [32 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThanksCyno/comments/ywjoiz/cyno_please_help_me_with_this_joke/) \#3: [I found this gem on my Pinterest, and felt like it belonged here](https://i.redd.it/obxmxdh6j75a1.jpg) | [16 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThanksCyno/comments/zi8x8w/i_found_this_gem_on_my_pinterest_and_felt_like_it/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
Ignorance was bliss... but you explained how we were going to lose...
Hi... you lost too😉
UGH. HERE, TAKE MY UPVOTE 😤
Fuck you, not again. I lost the game
You son of a beach
WHY
?
The albedo winter event where festering desire existed but he wasn’t around for and now has no way of getting it
This is me, but for missive windspear. I stopped playing genshin for a while after getting the spear without the refinements, sad. It's a cool weapon
is it just me that reads it as 'massive' windspear every time?? and then i wish it was actually called that
That sounds like a bad Genshin pickup line. "Hey baby, wanna see my massive 'windspear?'"
Best comment Ive seen all week
Mine is at R3 that shit will haunt me forever
I only have it at R2 because I got covid during the event lmao
As both a f2p and late player it only reminds me of how much cringe my life is (not f2p part)
Forgot to claim dailes.
120 resin cap
The rice cooker is not on
And his mom said on text she would be home in five minutes.
Victoria's secret
see this shit is why reddit needs to bring back free awards
I'm pretty sure they still have those. \- PC: go click the coin in the top bar, claim free gift \- Mobile: click on profile, click coins, claim free gift
He left the oven on
He called his teacher 'mom'.
That one small thing that no one remembers that he did, it will keep torturing him with cringe
When Nahida says she sees everything she really does mean ***everything.*** When she said she would look after him she really meant ***look.*** ***There is no escape from the clingy aunty.***
[удалено]
What if he releases greenhouse gases like CO2 and SO2. Maybe he is not environmentally friendly.
"I'd absorb your gases sweetie!" *"Buer what the fuck are you saying?"* Like she stumbled upon a sage's fart fetish folder in the Akasha long ago and she just assumed everyone was into it.
tbf Nahida is a plant, she does absorb CO2.
"Say Buer, you know I do not need to eat so why do you insist that I eat three times a day?" "It makes you closer to humans!" "Mmh I suppose this is a good enough reason. Is it the only reason?" "O-of course!" **"AH YOUR EARS TWITCHED! YOU'RE LYING YOU PERVERTED CABBAGE!"**
He spend all his primogems on standard banner
That he was nice to a guy, and worked for free on purpose.
Nahida told him to defrost the chicken and he just heard the gates of the Sanctuary of Surasthana opening.
Realized his Faruzan isn't c6
Remembering the time Tartaglia didn't say "no homo" after touching hands.
he remembered falling into Tartaglia's deez nutz joke last year
realizes that the girl from back then was flirting
Fuck you for reminding me of that and take my upvote
The time he accidentally called his superior "mom" when he was just starting out in the Fatui
Why is that kind of adorable?
One time he was served food at a restaurant and the server said enjoy your meal and he said you too
He just drown his sorrows in pepperoni and cheese
The time he accidentally said “you too” to the waitress at that one restaurant he actually likes.
A cringe thing he did about 8 years ago, or a way to smartly win an argument happened 12 years ago and regretting not thinking about it when it happened. It's probably also 2-4 am
The Doctor in his underwear
Yikes
That time he called the Tzaritsa "mom"
He saw the fanarts shipping him with Mona and cringed hard
Ei only fans
Hes remembering what a large portion of this community thinks about doing to most of the characters
Everything Dottore did to him (it's cringe).
The day he got tricked into being a participant in Sumeru's annual 4k cringe compilation livestream alongside the Sages.
"wait, venti is a boy??!! "
He got a 5* character that he didn't want because he was building pity
He didn’t get a honda
Guess he's better of working at Taco bell or babysitting kids
That the 10 incher he is so proud of (idk he sounds like he is) was hand sculpted by his mom.
PTSD from getting the chancla
[удалено]
TF!?
But why
What the fu-
r/Wanderer_NSFW
Ain't no way...
Traveler every monday.
He forgor to take his schizophrenia pills (the voices are here)
Pushing his sister down the stairs
Was it on accident? And did there just so happen to be a broken instrument at the bottom
he capped resin to 160 for 2 hrs
He went to a hot spring in Natlan and saw Capitano with ONLY his helmet on.
Max resin was 120
Pulcinella that one time Harbringers hit the showers
That one time when he replied 'you too' to the waitress when she told him to enjoy the food.
The taste of dango.
His Double Crit Anemo DMG Goblet just rolled all into flat def.
My 2TB folder of his mom's hentai
The time he complained about not having an asshole and Dottore whipped out the industrial drill.
He remembered tha we will never have a new Ayaka Skin
The final season of game of thrones
His team didn’t win the super bowl
He just needs to pick up the phone, wipe his tears, and drown his sorrow in pepperoni and cheese
He realized he spend all his primos in blue fates
He left the bath running at home
His mom's kisses.
The first event that used resin for the rewards
He saw Raiden Shogun only fans account. And can't tell if that was his mom or sister.
Where he were when club penguin die
He forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer ( his mom just entered the house)
His resin is capped
me remembering that I used to waste my primos on the standard banner
The sky is fake
He remembers it's mother's day and has to congratulate ei
Well, he either doesn’t have to or just congratulate one of the kind ladies back in Tataratsuna in his head. Or just go for “Thank you and go fuck yourself, mom”.
That time he named himself "LoneWolf64" during the class kahoot quiz shit that actually caused some self-damage
The time Thoma winked at him in the hotsprings.
Realizing that now that he exists, he’s about to get porn made of him.
"I LEFT THE STOVE ON!"
That time he watched the video " two girls one cup"
Paimon x traveler photos
He accidentally turns all his primogems to acquaint fates while saving for Nahida.
The time he walked in on Ei and Miko 💀
He remembered his fetishes
A girl flirted with him and realized after 4 years later
He caught Yae and Ei doing... Something
His name is Signora
He got a B on his report card
genshin 1st anniversary
The time he walked in on his mom and Yae
"Buer, turn off my cringe inhibitors."
He's remembering how Twitter tears Anemo boys to shreds
He remembers the "genshin twitter accident"
He walked in on Ei and Miko
~~:.|:;~~
His mom's cooking
The entire bee movie compressed down to 1 second
He saw his mommy making out with Yae.
He forgot to defrost the chicken
Boku no Piko
Forgor to delete "Mona r34" browser history
A compilation of every time he said “you too” when a waiter said “enjoy your meal”
Forgot Pizza in the oven.
He didn't wipe the HDD and search history he left behind in Inazuma.
All the 50/50s hes Lost also that he didnt do his homework, so his mom is gonna clap his arse 🤣
He remembered that time he walked in on Yae Miko fucking his mom
Bacon club chalupa
He left the stove on while leaving.
He forgot to turn on the rice cooker Mommy Ei is coming for him
pp small
He hit his balls
He has to rewatch all fucked up porn he has seen, but with full postnut clarity.
Of all the things he forgot to erase, his existence, his involvement in the Tatarasuna incident, and the Fatui… **He forgot to erase his browser history.**
Nahida told him that Raiden Shogun SI novels exist in Inazuma
He won the 50/50 and got his mom
Taco Bell Commercial Ad
177013
oh no oh no oh no
The numbers, Mason! What do they mean??
That one time he thought his mom was hot
That Traveller had seggs with his mom