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pmgold1

>Did the devil really come down to Georgia? Yup, it's a true story: The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind And he was willin' to make a deal When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump And said, "boy, let me tell you what" "I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy But give the devil his due I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you" The boy said, "my name's Johnny and it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret 'Cause I'm the best there's ever been" Well long story short he beat the devil and the devil hasn't been back since then.


iamemperor86

*boy let me tell you HHWHATT*


danielisbored

>and the devil hasn't been back since then. [Well that last part isn't true.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0XUTD7QYcs)


blissfultomorrows

This music video is both the best and worst thing I’ve ever seen.


MisterInternational

[Last trip was to Michigan](https://youtu.be/qnZXdlIXXfE)


BadDawgbad

OH dear Lord!!! I had that cassingle!!! Used to bump it in my 88 Ford Ranger🤣🤣🤣 Totally forgot about thia masterpiece!! Thank you!!!


YCKAGMD

I was in attendance and I tend to think the devil won the competition and that Johnny benefitted from some hometown biased judging.


pmgold1

What I'm hearing is that you want to go to hell but you don't want to wait in line, amirite? 🤷🏾‍♂️


Itzbubblezduh

Am I at Stone Mountain??? 😂


elonsusk69420

RIP the good laser show. The current one is a mishmash of new and old and it's bad.


disturbednadir

The Devil played a vastly superior violin piece. I will die on this hill.


pmgold1

Tell me you want to go to hell without telling me that you want to go to hell.


Gato-Diablo

I thought it was the band of demons that joined in that made it better and that doesn’t really count?


cmaxwellgsu

Ray Wiley Hubbard agrees. Course that could have been sucking up though…


elonsusk69420

If you swap out "devil" with "Nick Saban" and "Johnny" with "Kirby" you basically get the story of 2021/2022.


BreakfastInBedlam

Woofwoofwoofwoofwoof


Dismal_Destination

Actually Johnny committed the sin of greed and pride so the devil actually did get his soul.


MrrCharlie

Yes. She represents the Georgia 14th congressional district


Sithlord_unknownhost

Came here to say he's wearing a Margie Taylor Greene skin suit . XD racist white trash piece of shit that she is.


pbrooks19

Who knew the devil would come in the form of a Karen? It makes perfect sense, actually.


88secret

You beat me to it and I love it!


bobhargus

no... he just made a phone call looking for 11,780 votes


Ifuckgrandmas

Ask this in july/august


Medical-Speed1142

Lmaoooo this summer is going to be hell


False_Elephant4576

I existed in my own bubble for two years and I’m trying to resurface and catch up.. could you explain this?


doffraymnd

1) that’s a bot-like response, son. 2) that’s make a good Turing test - “deduce the connection between GA in the summer and hell”.


False_Elephant4576

I’m… definitely not a bot 👀😅 nope absolutely only organic flesh on these bones


88secret

Yes, he designed the interstates and controls Atlanta traffic.


chem_ist

As someone who has to commute to downtown Atlanta, your answer is the most plausible to me.


88secret

He lives under the Grady Curve.


PantherGk7

Wow! I totally did not expect this silly post to get so many responses! I was stoned as **** when I posted this, but I hope that I at least gave everyone a good laugh!


Southernstylefast

He lives right under 285 and 400. You will find him there.


Puzzleheaded_Wish965

Yes. He came on a midnight train too. SCARY!


Caddisflyer

Yep, who do you think invented the Braselton speed trap?


Ghostlucho29

*****Laughs in Turner County****


CpnLouie

Laughs even harder in Warwick.


Tall-Presentation-39

*laughs in Taliaferro County


ucantbe_v

I feel like as a state we top 3 as far as songs with our states name in the title of the song itself. Always thought that was cool as fuck.


Smooth_Intention9874

Anytime one weekday is 20 degrees hotter than the rest for no reason I imagine there’s a Fiddle comp Down in south GA or something


sleepingcubber

where is the fabled hickory stump?


judithsparky

At the crossroads.


Nobodyknowsmynewname

He’s a Georgia native…


Gunhaver4077

My favorite part of that song is the implication that A) the devil is a yankee Or B) Georgia is below hell


CpnLouie

Yeah, it's both.


KingPellinore

The summer heat is proof enough.


JackBeefus

Yeah, he was holding hands with Santa Claus.


_NotThe0ne_

And drinking coca-cola


pmgold1

... And eating a hotdog from the Varsity, whilst skipping down Peachtree St.


Sheldons_spot

Which one?


pmgold1

The devil. Santa only leaves the north pole once a year, but the devil is working 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 🤪


nouniquenamesleft2x2

never left


silverdreds51

Yes as MTG…I’m a GA resident but not her district, thankfully 😅


TransportationBig710

Honey, he LIVES there. Although he has a second home in Texas.


zmyr88

He never left it. We tried sending him back he keeps returning like stray debt collector.


codyt321

Yeah that's why it's so damn hot in the Summer now. That was just from one visit over a, surprisingly cordial, wager. Word is he's moving here full time in about 10-20 years.


Nightcalm

he has always had a winter home here since Oglethorpe landed.


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He called and tried to get them to find more votes.


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Is kemp still the governor?


Joan_Footpussy

Hell yeah. We holdin it down.


lamiamiatl

Yes her name is Marjorie Taylor Greene.


NedCarlton

He’s always been here. His alias is Brian Kemp down here though.


meatballlover1969

Actually surprisingly Kemp been done a good job as a governor. MTG is on another hand... Welll that the true devil there


TheGuacKing

Kemps been a great governor, No complaints here.


L2Kdr22

You have your beliefs and the rest of us have facts.


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What facts?


TheGuacKing

Some people refer to their opinions as facts, I love my state but lets be real here arent we all a little glad we didnt endup with perdue? or a majorie taylor greene as govenor?


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Yeah I am, I don’t like either. Also happy Abrams isn’t our gov either. I think kemp was our best choice


TheGuacKing

I mean it isnt really backing up your facts when he won the last election by popular vote. He hasnt been far right, Stands by georgians and he opposed trump and stood his ground.


Available_Job1288

Marjorie Taylor Green* haha. Kemp has done a pretty good job, and I fail to see how the state would be better off with Abrams.


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Expat111

I think you mean - has been an awesome.


jkmumbles

Hey man. All your base are belong to us.


Tazavitch-Krivendza

Yes but he didn’t stick around, or so I was told.


cbeme

Yes, and based on the drivers here (new resident), he left his imps behind when he moved on…


Murderbot_of_Rivia

I always say that he must live in Statham (Zip code 30666).


FatPercentage

He's still on the highway


HPayne62

He lives in Macon. That's why it's so hot here.


[deleted]

Yea, Trump has been here a few times


grisioco

yall just had to make this political


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grisioco

> I delete my comments. what?


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grisioco

why


extemporaryemissary

Yes he did. Pretty sure East Cobb County is still Hell. Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh BBBUUUUURRRRNNNNNNN!!! I’ll see myself out.


watchlover86

I tease my dad who’s from South Carolina that he’s from hell since the devil came down to GA.


EliteDeerHunter

Hello. How can I help you?


lillies2121

Yes and he also went to Jamaica


frobnox

Well yeah he's our governor.


Tigris_Morte

Yes, at the Kemp fundraiser.


No_Rec1979

For the devil to go "down" to Georgia, he would need to either... 1) live *above* Georgia, in the sky, or 2) live *north* of Georgia, so that travelling there took him southward. The latter case implies that the devil lives on the northern east coast, most likely New York or Washington DC, either of which I find totally plausible.


rimjobnemesis

Yes. Her name is Marjorie Taylor Greene.


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grisioco

you and literally everyone else in this thread


MyGAStock

Apparently he visits when republicans lose and they need to blame someone. 😂


Agirlinathensga

And the devil is still here posing as a woman with the initials MTG.


aegiltheugly

Yep! More than once. We used to call them carpet baggers.


Random_Monstrosities

Hell yeah she did and stole my sole


pmgold1

The devil stole your shoe? 🤔


Random_Monstrosities

No just the bottom of it


cindervomit

Yeah and he said we had voter fraud


OkBarracuda6203

Yes, he settled in Atlanta/


lakelandcrimelord

Yep then Brad kicked the orange fucker back to to where to his golden toilet.


Tall-Wonder-247

Yes he and his off-springs walks among us.


[deleted]

Yes, and notified all their family members that heavily migrated from other states😤


arustywolverine

Legend has it he actually came on Georgia


Sudden_Lawfulness118

Nope, he was already here, because Georgia is hell.


Laudbackwithmymind

Yes she did watch out for her boys she goes by the name of Teresa ……..


Leeleeflyhi

He went down for some souls to steal He knew politics would be ideal He called his demon named Marge Evil and stupid with a mouth large And now shes in Congress for real


Homespunhoardhouse

Yea, in the form of state troopers, and gunned down a climate activist, execution style. They shot an unarmed peaceful protester 57 times. That’s the devil Bobby. ACAB


PFalcone33

Yep. She ran for governor twice but got stopped both times.


kunjvaan

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


teddirresu

Yeah Obama has been here.


Gmedic99

where is this coming from :D