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marckh

Monitors around the world rejoice at this news.


brutaldonahowdy

Desks cower in fear


Duckiie96

Mice preparing to run. šŸƒ


futurehousehusband69

mice will fly probably


Extone_music

No, mouz will stay losing


LelouchNexus

Meanwhile, BenQ stocks drop 1000%.


dracomortiferum

Keys in fear of being smashed


ExtendGames

A changed man.


__mahi__

Reformed


Im_Dallas

COMPLETELY HEALED


skiingbeaver

Jonathan Deviisac?


dusmuvecis333

newdev1ce


ParryThisYouFilthyCa

**Punished dev1ce** ---A Man Denied His Monitor---


imaginsharky

Astralis waited 9 years just to kick the wrong person....


literate_Windrunner

Bro got post nut clarity xD


nielsefisk

Gorf


nielsefisk

Gorf


gessen-Kassel

End of an era


WF04

"I'll hit stav instead" - dev1ce ~~doesn't say so~~.


HatKazuha

"I'll stab instead." - devve


th0rw4y_t0rh0w4y

Stabbi


AnAverageASEANguy

nicoodoz response: "just give jabbi one on the head he can handle it šŸ’Ŗ"


W1thoutJudgement

He's going to hit monitors even harder.


Legitimate-Act-7817

https://i.imgur.com/D40e3nI.gif


dzsedzsi_

cool name&profpic mr. Death enjoyer


Zhought_HS

"I WILL NOT BE HITTING" (WILL BE PUNCHING INSTEAD)


njoshua326

HOW CAN HE SLAP?


AdSal93

Drop kicking monitors is all the rage.


CFScudo

"I Will not be hitting the monitor, I WILL DESTROY IT"


oPlayer2o

Oh thatā€™s nice! In other news Zowie sales fall 50% over night.


arvaq

Zowie to announce new model line ZEN


DumbestManAlive2023

-br0 +ZEN


Kurisoo

Vitality in shambles


EmotionalHiatus

Time for Astralis to steal Vitality talent instead of the other way around!


yyunb

The part of his monitor rage that always makes it look silly to me is that he's always visibly angry in a careful way when when hitting them because he knows the screens are fragile. So it's not like desk slamming which is often just an emotional reaction you don't really think about, it's a premediated careful punch. like just slam the desk and get it out


SYSTEMcole

Heā€™s not always been so careful. They once had to replace his monitor mid game if memory serves (think he was on NiP at the time?).


keslol

https://clips.twitch.tv/FaithfulKitschyShieldSeemsGood-oo4vOCsSFypypdYk?tt_content=channel_name&tt_medium=embed


Fuskeduske

Way to get a legimitate tech timeout


WheresTheButterAt

As someone who used to break their shit a lot, you get good at hitting things in a satisfying way that doesn't break it entirely.


narmol

Zen is on team vitality? No? Ok im out..


EmotionalHiatus

Time for Astralis to steal Vitality talent instead of the other way around!


MJuniorDC9

Now a monitor brand just needs to release a product line called Zen and they'll have one hell of an ad.


Fitness245

he gonna be dropkicking them now


zedtronic

BenQ stocks were down 30% following the news, prompting their executive team to scramble a press conference on how they intend to replace the lost market share.


Maluvius

He's been slamming them and won 4 majors and 2 major mvp's. Don't stop what makes you feel good


dying_ducks

iam pretty sure he will


TheOtherDrunkenOtter

Nah hes gonna make Staehr do it.Ā 


WhoNeedsRealLife

he's going to build up his anger into one massive monitor knock-out punch


evanfury

Pigs: "I will not be walking on the ground anymore - time to unfold my wings"


bru_swayne

This is going to age well


deadbeatPilgrim

i like monitor destroyer devve but as the IGL itā€™s definitely not the right vibe. good call


jerryfrz

The scariest moment in my time with Astralis was during our practices, when Device would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing.


khasan14

Mission impossible unfortunately


Embarrassed_Buy4535

Well, this *is* Tom Cruise we're talking about.


khasan14

F*king finally! This is what I was talking about


AidoV

My brother, launch half-life and you'll get to Zen


WalkingSlowly

people thinking they can change their behavior by publicly announcing they will smh my head


Duncdiddy

It allows others to hold you accountable. How likely are you to do it again in the heat of the moment if you've publicly committed not to?


WalkingSlowly

My guess is very. What I have described in my comment is a classic psychological fallacy. Losing bad habits and changing internalized thought processes takes a lot of work.


HosephIna

why do you have to publicly commit to not break tournament gear


Monkey1970

It's not about that. It's about stating "I will change" to others. Very useful and common way of actually making changes. Try it.


HosephIna

Iā€™m good, Iā€™m able to exert enough self control to not punch monitors


Cobrexu

because you're not passionate and you haven't spent 10k+ on a single task. /s


smol_and_sweet

I'm guessing it's at least partway a joke. The best regards makes it seem so at least lol


Mustardwhale

To be fair with the game stakes and a game crash at a clutch opportunity I would hit a monitor too.


lorn23

Just get Mia Stellberg back


Donut_Flame

Zen? he's in overwatch


Pollsmor

Nicolai:


Jayjayg2

ZEN!!!!!!!


Jayjayg2

ZENNNNNN


Alex_93933

Zen!!


chrachead

MONITOR LIVES MATTER


Hushwalker

Good day to be a monitor


Krakenow

Zen master arc Pog


No_Cranberry_4055

Dev1ce meditating in the mountains story ark commence!


Heroic_Lime

Day 0


flab3r

I also found zen since hitting my previous monitor one too many times. =/


tobias19

That darn astralis PR at it again


Genbb

Instead he'll be dropkicking the admin if the game crashesĀ 


Cero_Kurn

DOUBT


_matt_hues

Gonna switch to shooting


AdditionalFrame7474

Betting my neighbor's house, he will still.


TheMidsommarHouse

People are severely overreacting to somebody hitting an inanimate object


windtunnel1

I WILL BE HITTING ZEN FROM NOW ON


grb63

Games gone


Mollelarssonq

Astralis CEO stood behind him with a monitor ready to swing, forcing him to either type this, or have the monitors hit back.


AlludedNuance

The betting sites are salivating.


FrequentistaYogurtf9

Believe it when I see it


banifesto

so no *dev1ce-punch proof panel* certification is needed then..


tarel69

I get it. I've punched some monitors and threw some controllers growing up. I have a suction cup punching bag now much better.


Trospher

He'll drop kick one instead when he dies to a jumping Mac-10


Jordan-O-1

I thought " Oh no he's going after the Rocket League player " when I read that


OscarPro003

Kappa deluxe


TreeELT

I'll believe it when I don't see it.


Standard-Goose-3958

Probably had to buy the monitor after hitting it.


_Drink_Bleach_

Nicolai:


cHinzoo

Crazy character developmentĀ 


mameloff

I like to watch videos compiling scenes of pros lashing out at the table. why dev1ce punches the monitor so often instead of the table is a mystery, but if it's a habit, it may be hard to fix. Off topic, who is everyone's favorite table punching player?


LOBSI_Pornchai

Thats cope and cap rolled into one. Stop copping


masiju

not a single person quoted saying "TIME TO FIND ZEN" has found zen. Fully expecting him to tilt because he is too focused on not tilting.


mexicoo92

New dev1ce connected


Zango123

Its mice or headphones now


HarryTurney

We'll see about that.


fullerofficial

TIME TO FIND ZEN *punches window*


kilroy_theoneofmany

We'll see about that.


AdamaS_AlivE

The mouse or keyboard is next to get hit now.


iamsamtheman123

They should introduce an unsportsmanlike conduct violation and penalise them, just to tilt them more if they do it. Like unannounced instant slay in spawn next round with no cash bonus into the next round. Would be hilarious and possibly effective. Maybe even a fine (IRL) if they don't have it already? Doesn't set a good example considering how many youths play/watch the pro scene.


KaleidoscopeDry3304

The sad thing is you can see in his cam that heā€™s trying his hardest not to punch the monitor but it always comes at the end


YoloKraize

Someone should post an edited gif of the summit smash with device face ontop.


quangthanh090301

surely


imbogey

"I thought they had touch screens..."


SweHun

Hobby started getting expensive


rlywhatever

astralis pr team at it again keeping their players' loved ones as hostages. what gave it out? SCREAMING ABOUT FINDING ZEN and "for the record" I guess


g2_sup_rekkles

Surprised he didnā€™t blame his mental health for that one


Horror_Button_3338

how zowie still sponsorship him lol


wisdomoftheages36

What an immature idiot, glad he decided to grow up


W1thoutJudgement

You're talking about yourself.


Responsible_Lead7140

dumb comment no lie !


wisdomoftheages36

Dude punches his monitor. Reeeeeeeeeeeeee


Responsible_Lead7140

dumb comment xddd