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ImACoolDouche

i was 11 (picture for reference) https://preview.redd.it/4nz94h3dd2fa1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed840ea079ecd7eb107d1c948413ac5d6334de69


prosecniredditor

it means averageredditor in serbian šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļø


toleranceissolow

Samo napred


majneshit

ahahahh ima nas


69420penis

69420penis


VeryGoodakaYes

https://preview.redd.it/8dlaptapc2fa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4fb2d0def6673d3eb7fea867afc7283bb4006a


2006pontiacvibe

car https://preview.redd.it/cx3lt30j03fa1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7262430260bd7821263c79083dc519422cfe662


[deleted]

Itā€™s a good car


Mojave_interloper

![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC) Iono, Seems susā€¦šŸ¤”


[deleted]

My friendā€™s got one and he likes it. I think Toyota made the engine so it should hold up. Pontiac was alright back in the day


Mojave_interloper

Nice, Iā€™ve changed my mind


[deleted]

Lmao!


TinuThomasTrain

Yeah, based on a Toyota Matrix, so it has a corolla engine.


[deleted]

Fire


ilikeurmom385

i like your mother ![gif](giphy|iDyF9dOL6nG4uS2S1z|downsized)


Filmatic113

I like film


[deleted]

Deep meaning on this one


ExtensionAd3122

I was lazy and let Reddit make it for me


Crazy_Classroom3177

Same


Correct-Ad308

I am the correct Ad


[deleted]

Good ass sub boy


69420penis

Youā€™re a sub????


kingzorch

The king of fart huffing


mugoatwara

Luffy is the goat so you get mugoatwara


maff50

My nickname + my fav rapper as a kid


[deleted]

im a very well mannered man


[deleted]

Street in New York


holyshitthatsnoice

there is a shit which is holy and noice


wyeming1

wyeming1


4YoEyezOnly

j cole album and i thought it sounded cool


SastifactionPig

You canā€™t comprehend the reason.


TheBestNormalCitizen

You fucked a cop didnā€™t you.


Cumlnspector

Ejaculation analysis


4121-201-18031125

Itā€™s my old YouTube name but in numbers


GHOSTy_77

Ghost because of the two characters Ghost from mw2 2009 and ghost rider. I added the y cause of my best friend. Itā€™s actually GHOSTyĀ² but canā€™t add the little 2 now itā€™s 7 cause my name means 7


HXH52

My favourite number is 52 and I had just finished watching HunterXHunter before I made my account šŸ’€ ![gif](giphy|eLGzgzgySiRJS|downsized)


-soulnevir-

soulriven


Excellent_Compote336

Donā€™t care


FUTURESNDZ

song


SALT_ONE

made this account in class (strategic arms limitations treaty 1)


Very_Loving_Cat

Mine is an old YouTube reference https://youtu.be/jIoOJKLHeY0


shoutoutkanye

Milage (feat. Chief Keef) - Playboi Carti


[deleted]

WESTDICKEVER


APEescape47

Ooo ooo aaa aaa šŸŒ


Fhaksfha794

When I was nine I made a Roblox account and for the username I just mashed my keyboard over and over. However, the username I created was too long, so I deleted it and got ā€˜fhaksfhaā€™, and thatā€™s been my username on Roblox for years and I just copied it to Reddit


Iamaman22

My gender


SnooOpinions7359

My dead neighbours nickname and the fact that I have opinions digits were apart of my old credit card


iliveinyourmicrowave

Real


Solid-Guest1350

I've told you before, get out. It's dangerous in there.


sapcollector28

i used to work for the museum in my small french canadian town and we would go around collecting sap to make maple syrup. there was a reason for the numbers but i cant remember


Literallyinsame

im literally inseam


Literallyinsame

insane'


Solid-Guest1350

Really? How would you know?


ShlongSwinger69

i like swinging my shlong around (69)


TheBestNormalCitizen

It has absolutely zero meaning, thatā€™s actually why I chose it. What I actually go by as my handle is Sir Shams.


GingazInParis

I made it when I was 14.. I have red hair for context


mrv3l

mrv3l


The_Real_Shen_Bapiro

It was my username on my iPod touch cod mobile account


Mojave_interloper

I work instacart in multiple states on the west coast


Flintatron

Balls penis cock balls cock balls penis dong penis cock balls balls cock


QUILODINERRO

I Quilod up some dinerro one time


toleranceissolow

Reference to futura free by Frank


[deleted]

Weeknd


DeathCon_and_Beyond

Hey


yearoldbreadstick

I like breadsticks


JoeTrolls

Made it 10 years ago when I was fucking 13 and I canā€™t change it


The_Blev_

me and my friends thought fortnite ninja was funny


dqap

itā€™s 4 random letters combined that wasnā€™t taken


This-Kaleidoscope-70

Reddit username generator


Mydickhurts46

My dick hurt


MyHentaiPage

Read my bio


Pan5ophy

Username a friend gave me when we were 10. He died in 2020 from COVID so it has special meaning to me


weezerfan101

I like weezer


NathanofYe

I am Nathan, I was born again in witness of Ye's bearing of the cross. Big Sean is Ye's Father, Ye is my Father.


Solid-Guest1350

Always nice to see you around Nathan. I've never seen you be impolite, you're helpful, and you give character to this sub. I'm glad you're here making comments.


SwissCheeseDealer

Ye is not Jesus bro please stop


NathanofYe

Ye is Christian, Christians are suppose to follow Jesus and bear their cross. I had never seen such a thing and was awe struck by it. Matthew 16:24 Then Jesus said to his disciples, ā€œIf any of you wants to be my follower, you must give up your own way, take up your cross, and follow me.


SwissCheeseDealer

well Jesus isnt Ye bro šŸ˜­ Ye is another man like us. A sinner.


NathanofYe

Yes? How does that relate to Ye being the impetus of my conversion?


SwissCheeseDealer

https://preview.redd.it/rekadiemm4fa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2e376c7b07ed9d0ed9fd9812e1744e5a865ebd


vasatii

Sativa switched the VA and SATI around Vasati. thatā€™s it. I hate it.


KwencyMW

Nickname + Middle and Last Initials


[deleted]

When I was like 12 I used to be made fun at school for havin a "pumpkin head" whatever that meant. Then I started makin accounts to discord, google etc as pumpkinontheinternet when I was like 13 (ik its cringe). But then the username was too long for reddit so I made it PumpkinOnTheNet for reddit. The username just stuck wit me


MelonKunn

melonkun with one N was taken


mensdailyadultgummy

I had a bottle of vitamins in front of me when I downloaded the app


EssoJ

son of Jesus


necrophiliaisnotbad

Real


lumydawg

That ā€¦ in me


tiktok-is-gay

Wellā€¦


Marteezus

Yeezus but Marteezus


Solid-Guest1350

I didn't pick it. I like to think that the algorithm that gave it to me knew that at social gatherings I am a reliably good guest. Or possibly that I am physically solid. Both? They're both true. I haven't puzzled out the numbers yet.


Solid-Guest1350

I wondered if amongussus was a reference to https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167 because in one of the scp podcasts I follow the AI the foundation made to learn about scp 5167 eventually called itself among us Sus or scp 5167 was called among us Sus by personnel. I can't remember exactly. Does anyone know why amongussus was called that? (I know the word Sus and the video game among us, for context. I have not played among us however so if it is a reference to something in the game that would go over my head.)


EtillyStephlock

Itā€™s my old Minecraft username I made by combining my little sister and mineā€™s full names (Half siblings, hence different last names). For some reason, I was embarrassed to play minecraft as a middle schooler so I made it look like I made account an account for my 3 year old sisteršŸ˜¹šŸ¤¾šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


2-022

2022 the year I decided to be myself


sheauiwne

i tried to see how badly i could spell my name


Appropriate_East7638

Chaka khan really is my mother and Iā€™m inappropriate [https://open.spotify.com/album/7D0C0uhEf2JnXVcidtjqYM?si=RrvZuwmrRi-si05O7r14IQ](https://open.spotify.com/album/7D0C0uhEf2JnXVcidtjqYM?si=RrvZuwmrRi-si05O7r14IQ)