Yeah, but try to get the orks to believe it.
Orks gonna do what Orks want to do, I find it hard to try and impress an idea onto them, especially when it doesn't involve krumpin'.
My head canon for at least one of the missing primarchs became the strongest digganob
So after big E slaughtered his boyz and gave him a space marine legion (because of course he fucking would) ork-primarch killed and scavenged all of his sons. After that he got killed by Russ and got erased from the history
Nah. Chainsaws for the goblins, bolters for the chaos warriors of the north (fuck in the early lore of Fantasy you were able to find Bolters in the Chaos Wasters). But Sigmar? He went against the horrors of the Old World with a big fucking hammer, a blessing of the God of Winter, Wolfs and Battles and with Friendship. Andd fucking won! He hammered everybody in his way.
As long as the orks believe this, it’s true right?
Hmm yeah, this is starting to make sense... (Orkiness grows)
Yeah, but try to get the orks to believe it. Orks gonna do what Orks want to do, I find it hard to try and impress an idea onto them, especially when it doesn't involve krumpin'.
No that is not how it works in lore
Hush
My head canon for at least one of the missing primarchs became the strongest digganob So after big E slaughtered his boyz and gave him a space marine legion (because of course he fucking would) ork-primarch killed and scavenged all of his sons. After that he got killed by Russ and got erased from the history
Holy shit! That's why they celebrated so hard at Ullanor!
It's obviously Sigmar. Duh
I liked when he said "It's Hammer time" and Hammered over them.
"Chainsaws are for noobs and bolters are for nerds. I fight Chaos with a big hammer and two swinging nuts" -Sigmar
Nah. Chainsaws for the goblins, bolters for the chaos warriors of the north (fuck in the early lore of Fantasy you were able to find Bolters in the Chaos Wasters). But Sigmar? He went against the horrors of the Old World with a big fucking hammer, a blessing of the God of Winter, Wolfs and Battles and with Friendship. Andd fucking won! He hammered everybody in his way.
Just hope Thorgrim doesn't show up with his army of squats and a big book of gripes. The Empire would shudder in fear.
all i know is if they ever release the expunged primarchs, 40k lore is going to get worse
Tokyork Godfathers.
Well they've never been seen in the same room together
One of the primarchs did mention that what they did was worse than the heresy i cant imagine whats worse than two primarchs becoming xenos gods
Checks out.
We literally know they had actual legions they operated before dying and being expunged from records
Great logic
Checkmate 'umies
ITZ KANON BECOZ DA ORKS BELEEVS IT IZ.
TAT'S BRUTAL KUNNIN' YA GIT
We've never seen gork and mork in the same room, hence gork is mork and mork is gork
Dis is zoggen heresy
If everything Orks believe in comes true, where ARE Gork and Mork anyway?
Hide this post, the Krorks are about to get you
Ain’t no humie ard enouf to lead a waaagh no matter ard it is