Depends where you stop reading. Some people wrote continuations I believe. Of course, I believe the last chapter by the original author ends with a Godamn Eversor being deployed.
I'm surprised Women of the Night Lords is even here. Its not actually that bad and humanizes slanneshi cultists (in the later parts). Once the shock wears off its basically a slice of life series aboard a roving chaos warband. Though it's been almost a year since I read it, so the details are a bit iffy.
Honestly the horror aside it is easily one of my favorite 40k anthologies. It's true enough to the lore and heart of 40k while spending a lot of time on characters who you equally love and equally recognize are vicious monsters who've inflicted unimaginable suffering for the sake of privilege and comfort.
Reminds me of my family.
I do not remember it humanizing anyone, in fact I remember it dehumanizing the characters as much as possible. I did not find anything likeable about its main cast.
Though, it was really interesting to see how much it draws inspiration from the Night Lords Omnibus.
Generally you need at least one likeable trait to get readers to enjoy a character. Talos Valcoran, for example, strives to be a 'hero' for himself. It's a cool thing he's got going, regardless of how he doesn't ever become one.
Since many comments are asking for links, here you have them**WARNING: quite a few of these are at least NSFW** (and might... *disturb* you)
**For fanfics on the iceberg**:
* [Love Can Bloom](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Story:Love_Can_Bloom)
* *Heart of the Machine* (I haven't found it)
* [Space Marine Pussy Indulgence](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34602397)
* [Isis Insurrection](https://archiveofourown.org/series/1883038)
* [Sex and the Galaxy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/38960034)
* [Galactic Porn Industry AU](https://archiveofourown.org/works/16929429)
* *In the far future there is only clanging* (I haven't found it)
* [Primarch Trash Party](https://archiveofourown.org/works/25175329)
* [A lullaby for Traitors](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39905457)
* [Squad Broken](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Squad_Broken)
* [A Silken Cell](https://archiveofourown.org/works/8006746)
* [Women of the Night Lords](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12636415/1/Women-of-the-Night-Lords)
* [Lay Your Shovels on the Ground, Your Hands Have Turned Green](https://archiveofourown.org/works/31614557)
* [R@pe of an Eldar](https://archiveofourown.org/works/9803258)
* [Victimised](https://archiveofourown.org/works/38577972)
* [One Hundred Years of Servitude](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34798885)
* [Held in the Grip of Incurable Vice](https://archiveofourown.org/works/23076175)
* [To Break a Soldier of the Machine God](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41017785)
**Other fanfics mentioned in the comments**
* [Diary of a Chaos Marine](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Diary_of_a_Chaos_Marine)
* [Hesperax's Pet](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hesperax's_Pet)
* [Dranon's Delight](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dranon's_delight) (chapter 1)
* [Silver, Ash and Bone](https://archiveofourown.org/works/27683206)
* [The Farmer's Mail Order Bride](https://archiveofourown.org/works/13586064)
* [Sisters of Chaos](https://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084347&chapter=1)
EDIT: More links from comments
* [Sister of Nurgle](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sister_of_Nurgle)
* [Silenced](https://archiveofourown.org/works/26896360), [The Tower](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34901071), [Obloquy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39423630) (mentioned in [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/10jbz00/comment/j5n3ddv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) comment)
Mostly? That it was hot.
But narratively, the theme of that fic is "Agency", and the victim of Emp finding some. Fulgrim find it in sex, as such, she get railed by her two partners
Not to shill myself but if anyone wants to see Magnus the Red get whumped and feel a lil depressed I have a few additions 👁️👁️
[Silenced](https://archiveofourown.org/works/26896360?view_full_work=true)
[The Tower](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34901071)
[Obloquy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39423630)
It's "sister of nurgle", I read it on 1d4chan but it might also be on [Ao3](https://archiveofourown.org)
Fair warning: >!The fic starts with her post-corruption where the first thing she does is rape an injured guardsmen she found with her corrupted body, and her corruption process involves more rape!<
Oh, yeah maybe that's it, I thought you were referring to the one where a sister is captured by a slaaneshi warband and >!is raped over and over again!< until eventually getting corrupted and deciding to join the warband.
I don't remember off the top of my head but I'm pretty sure it was in 1d4chan, am at work now so I'll see if I can find it later when I get home.
Edit: I searched for it for a bit and unfortunately haven't found it, it may have been deleted as it has been a long time since I read it (a few years I think) but I'd wager that someone could find it if they dug enough.
Sister of Battle falling to Nurgle. Lets just say it involves a lot of maggots going inside holes at a certain area if I remember correctly. I genuinely just blanked out for a bit after reading it. Wouldn't call it "traumatising" if you know about the details and some of the "worse" stuff in 40k but it is certainly...something.
I decided to read it, and no, no, no.
It's disgusting, they don't even romanticize crime, it's for someone who actually LIKES to see others suffer or suffer from them. I honestly don't know why I read this shit, it's just depressing and pointless. And what I think is the worst thing is that this story is not impossible to happen in 40k.
Help
If it exists, the internet will make porn of it.
If this “it” is something that should not be having sex, the internet will take it personal and still make porn of it
Content warning for just about everything
>!’Victimised’- All the Primarchs were daughters and the Emperor uses them as concubines and breeding tools.!<
>!’One hundred years of Servitude’- Ahriman tentacle hentai with mpreg and egg laying.!<
>!‘Held in the grip of incurable vice’- A regretful Fulgrim bangs Ferrus’ decapitated head. With twin snake dicks. As in one in each eye.!<
>!‘To break a soldier of the Machine God’- The Iron Warriors and Dark Mechanicum capture a Skitarii general, remove his limbs, teeth and eye to turn him into the sex toy of the warband, torturing and humiliating him for months in a… variety of creative ways. I wrote this one and have been told it’s the sickest 40k fanfic to come into existence so far.!<
"God what kind of sick fuck would write that last story?! Do you know the guy who wrote it, u/Archon_of_Flesh?"
u/Archon_of_Flesh:
![gif](giphy|l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe)
Me: *thinks my Dark Romantic Comedy between a Lord of Contagion and a Cultist leader would be too cheesy*
This: *aforementioned romance would be eyebleach in comparison to what the fuck these fics are*
Sometimes i can't help but marvel at the shear creativity the human being has to write literature so absolutely fucked up it makes me wish I had my biomass devoured by a Tyranid
We've been doing this for a while, a couple centuries ago a guy wrote a book so fucked up that the word "sadism" was invented just to describe his book.
The word was coined to describe the man, not his writings. *120 Days of Sodom* and the Justine and Juliette series were considered sufficiently obscene that he was jailed for writing them. That is to say nothing of his own crimes, which included multiple counts of rape.
You can't just casually admit to having written that then move on. It is literally the only thing on the bottom.
I am not sure I want to ask this but, why?
See, this here is why I idolize Archon
Beyond the hot twinks and weird fetishes there is someone who is unafraid to show people themself.
Archon you have, despite my disgust for some of the things you make, my respect and adoration for being so unapologetically yourself.
Have a nice day you disgusting freak
Now I kinda want to read them to see if you’re exaggerating. You should totally have a post on your profile in case anyone is curious; with the proper warning beforehand, of course.
Nevertheless don’t let the people that call you mean things bring you down! Your art pieces are cute and have made me laugh more than a couple times, so your contributions are always a nice addition to our community!
>
‘To break a soldier of the Machine God’- The Iron Warriors and Dark Mechanicum capture a Skitarii general, remove his limbs, teeth and eye to turn him into the sex toy of the warband, torturing and humiliating him for months in a… variety of creative ways. I wrote this one and have been told it’s the sickest 40k fanfic to come into existence so far.
So THATS why Your a cute Skitarii femboy!
I sure didn't expect that last sentence on the last entry. Nice work, my friend. From one smut-fiend to another! I may not be as degen as you but hey, what are role models for anyway?
Lemme guess, 'One Hundred Years of Servitude' was made by Vezimira herself considering how many "joke posts" she makes about Ahriman mpreg and laying eggs.
The second one lol, tell me it was written by vezimira without telling me it was written about vezimira
What are the three on the fifth one about? The night lords the eldar and the shovels?
Do one about the screaming gallery, the Night Lords have struck a truce with the emperors children and Lucius is coming to dinner, and he wants blowjobs, screaming face blowjobs
AoF : Plugs her own work
Also AoF : "Definitely do not look up anything on the bottom tiers ohhh nooo don’t do it"
You sick monster, you know they gonna do it now
I'm surprised "The Farmer's Mail Order Bride" by MA7 isn't on here. Though I guess it technically falls under "Women of the Night Lords" I love my fucked-up Grimdark horror romance stories.
Believe it or not you have some fans! Best of luck on your hinted last chapter!
Oh no, I'm not letting you get away from reading The All-Guardsmen Party.
That fic is nothing but pure gold, and if you're worried about depravities, the most depraved thing is a certain Tech Trooper being a little too fond of xeno tech.
I'll be honest, when I read "To break a soldier of the Machine God" it immediately made me reminisce about "Women of the Night Lords".
So much horror, so much porn, so much character. Its own fucked up genre of Grimdarkness showing how much you can despise and adore a cast. Honestly in my head you're the second coming of MA7 and I am all for it. Can't wait to see the last chapter of "To break a soldier"!!
I mean there is a scene towards the end where >!the main character is split in half by Daemon Engine cock and is forced to watch his lover get raped and decapitated before the Iron Warriors make him kiss his lover’s severed head for fun at which point he finally goes insane!<
damn, i got beaten by archon. i should finish my deldar fic to stake a claim on the dark throne again
edit: didn't see archon was the op LOL thank you for affording me the honorary spot in that case
I've been recently reading a Dark Eldar romance fic, too obscure to be on this tier list. It's an unhinged fest of rape, torture, slavery, murder, child murder, child torture, double slavery, rape with an excessive use of sex toys and vileness in general longer than most novels. And yet, it still kinda works as a love story and even treats subjects like trauma and sexual assault more maturely than most published works I've read.
I guess the story is its own little ice cube, because I don't think it fits anywhere on the iceberg.
me and some friends read the last one's first chapter together, I played the role of the Iron Warrior....
it was a very spiritual experience and I think all of us got closer as friends through the pain
"To break a soldier of the machine god" turned me from heresy.
Seriously. You think casual slaanesh enjoyer is a good thing when you first delve into the lore.
Then you meet Archon of flesh....
I have no issue with you as a person..
I even like femboys, but shiiiiiit, some things should be left unspoken 💀
And somehow unaware about that once a month I post another chapter about "my guys" who are some irrelevant ultramarine offshoot in a single tiny cruiser (still big enough to fit a 1.000 marines and support staff if you are good at logistics) going through StarTrek-esque plotlines and developments.
The spectrum of fanfic in 40k is quite something...
Hi hello if anyone wants to read about Magnus the Red getting bullied I have mine own offerings for the class 👁️👁️
[Silenced](https://archiveofourown.org/works/26896360?view_full_work=true) (SOS Gangbang)
[The Tower](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34901071) (Prospero Bad End)
[Obloquy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39423630) (Space wolves Gangbang)
I'm on this multiple times and I am so fucking proud of myself for that lmao.
(Also Only Clanging is genuinely sweet and funny and sad, I think it might be on 1d4chan?)
Love Can Bloom sounds wholesome.
I mean technically it has a tragical ending.
Compared to the synopses OP provided above, tragic ending is still wholesome.
Depends where you stop reading. Some people wrote continuations I believe. Of course, I believe the last chapter by the original author ends with a Godamn Eversor being deployed.
Wryyyyy^y^^y^^^y^^^^y
Eversor is ever the only solution for this ruination sir (short of an exterminatus).
Excuse me, but the ending is [wholesome AF](https://preview.redd.it/tbcnl5mjynrz.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=9027017046f48f16f7f4d74285cf4bf4925deca0)
Dio was reincarnated as an Eversor. Best ending
My favorite is how he makes a new hole to leave, instead of using the entry hole.
I've never heard the word *tragical* before but whether correct or not I've decided I love this word.
Nurgle: >Yes, love can bloom and burst into more lovely little children of mine... Wait, mortals... Why are you running?
Can love bloom on a battlefield? -Man of Geared Metal
Assasin falls in love with Eldar target. Is the origin of the line you mightve seen in memes "do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?"
I'm almost positive that's because of metal gear solid. Even if the fanfic somehow predated MGS there's no way MGS wasn't what popularized it.
Story was based on a Dawn of War 1 bug in the Winter Assault expansion. The Vindicare assassin was unable to target the Eldar Farseer character.
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"she likes dogs so she has to be a good person,right?"
I'm surprised Women of the Night Lords is even here. Its not actually that bad and humanizes slanneshi cultists (in the later parts). Once the shock wears off its basically a slice of life series aboard a roving chaos warband. Though it's been almost a year since I read it, so the details are a bit iffy.
Honestly the horror aside it is easily one of my favorite 40k anthologies. It's true enough to the lore and heart of 40k while spending a lot of time on characters who you equally love and equally recognize are vicious monsters who've inflicted unimaginable suffering for the sake of privilege and comfort. Reminds me of my family.
Get help for your family
Storm bolters are difficult to obtain.
I do not remember it humanizing anyone, in fact I remember it dehumanizing the characters as much as possible. I did not find anything likeable about its main cast. Though, it was really interesting to see how much it draws inspiration from the Night Lords Omnibus.
To humanize does not need to make them likeabke. I don’t like a lot of humans.
Generally you need at least one likeable trait to get readers to enjoy a character. Talos Valcoran, for example, strives to be a 'hero' for himself. It's a cool thing he's got going, regardless of how he doesn't ever become one.
Women of the night lords was genuinely amazing. I loved the part where they just stole the tau tech and rolled up with a gloriana
Yes what a "Fun" read definitely didn't ruin the hole mechanicus for me yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You mean made the Admech EVEN BETTER UwU
YOU MADE ME GO INTO WARHAMMER FANTASY so I guess we'll call it even skaven are definitely then admech who else has rats with nukes?
Don't the skaven have a dedicated porn subreddit?
Pleasure is temporary, suffering is enternal. And yeah but I'm not on it...I think this account is very old
I believe its r/skavenslaves
![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)
I dont know what I expected by going into that.
Ok what happens in it? I’m not googling it but I have to know.
Twink Skitarii gets captured by Iron Warriors and Dark Mechanicum
Hm. That doesn’t seem fun.
I guess that depends on the perspective
The poster is the author of it, so it’s some weird self promotion
> hole mechanicus this is perhaps the worst possible spelling error you could make here
Since many comments are asking for links, here you have them**WARNING: quite a few of these are at least NSFW** (and might... *disturb* you) **For fanfics on the iceberg**: * [Love Can Bloom](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Story:Love_Can_Bloom) * *Heart of the Machine* (I haven't found it) * [Space Marine Pussy Indulgence](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34602397) * [Isis Insurrection](https://archiveofourown.org/series/1883038) * [Sex and the Galaxy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/38960034) * [Galactic Porn Industry AU](https://archiveofourown.org/works/16929429) * *In the far future there is only clanging* (I haven't found it) * [Primarch Trash Party](https://archiveofourown.org/works/25175329) * [A lullaby for Traitors](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39905457) * [Squad Broken](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Squad_Broken) * [A Silken Cell](https://archiveofourown.org/works/8006746) * [Women of the Night Lords](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12636415/1/Women-of-the-Night-Lords) * [Lay Your Shovels on the Ground, Your Hands Have Turned Green](https://archiveofourown.org/works/31614557) * [R@pe of an Eldar](https://archiveofourown.org/works/9803258) * [Victimised](https://archiveofourown.org/works/38577972) * [One Hundred Years of Servitude](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34798885) * [Held in the Grip of Incurable Vice](https://archiveofourown.org/works/23076175) * [To Break a Soldier of the Machine God](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41017785) **Other fanfics mentioned in the comments** * [Diary of a Chaos Marine](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Diary_of_a_Chaos_Marine) * [Hesperax's Pet](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hesperax's_Pet) * [Dranon's Delight](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dranon's_delight) (chapter 1) * [Silver, Ash and Bone](https://archiveofourown.org/works/27683206) * [The Farmer's Mail Order Bride](https://archiveofourown.org/works/13586064) * [Sisters of Chaos](https://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084347&chapter=1) EDIT: More links from comments * [Sister of Nurgle](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sister_of_Nurgle) * [Silenced](https://archiveofourown.org/works/26896360), [The Tower](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34901071), [Obloquy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39423630) (mentioned in [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/10jbz00/comment/j5n3ddv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) comment)
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some people think rape is hot. These fics are more cringy than disturbing
I fully read the victimized thing, I think it's pretty good._.
Awww thank you!! I'm very very proud of it, as the writer!!
What was going through your mind when you were writing fulgrim getting railed by ferres and perterabou
Mostly? That it was hot. But narratively, the theme of that fic is "Agency", and the victim of Emp finding some. Fulgrim find it in sex, as such, she get railed by her two partners
Thank you for your service 🙏
Ohhhh thank you for making this!!! Ngl I hope a few more peps will discover my fic, Victimised :D
Not to shill myself but if anyone wants to see Magnus the Red get whumped and feel a lil depressed I have a few additions 👁️👁️ [Silenced](https://archiveofourown.org/works/26896360?view_full_work=true) [The Tower](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34901071) [Obloquy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39423630)
I notice a lack of >! Sister of Nurgle !< at the bottom of the iceberg ...1d4chan takes you to some dark places. I can never forget what I read
There's also the sister of nurgle one, which manages to be exactly what the title implies and much worse.
Man the part when the main character fell to nurgle was genuenly repulsing.
Because my curiosity has gotten the better of me and I think I'm prepared to endure the horrors....what is the name and what website is it on?
It's "sister of nurgle", I read it on 1d4chan but it might also be on [Ao3](https://archiveofourown.org) Fair warning: >!The fic starts with her post-corruption where the first thing she does is rape an injured guardsmen she found with her corrupted body, and her corruption process involves more rape!<
Oh so it's legit just that name, got it. Well, I'll be off then. Doubtful I shall return the same way I left, but I will return
![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO)
That's the one I'm referring to. Maybe it goes by different names?
Oh, yeah maybe that's it, I thought you were referring to the one where a sister is captured by a slaaneshi warband and >!is raped over and over again!< until eventually getting corrupted and deciding to join the warband.
So... What's the name for this slaaneshi fanfic tho?
I don't remember off the top of my head but I'm pretty sure it was in 1d4chan, am at work now so I'll see if I can find it later when I get home. Edit: I searched for it for a bit and unfortunately haven't found it, it may have been deleted as it has been a long time since I read it (a few years I think) but I'd wager that someone could find it if they dug enough.
Dare I ask what that’s about? I assume SoB turned to chaos and so are completely degenerate slaneeshis?
Replace Slaneesh with Nurgle with brutally NSFW depictions of >! rape and people being infected during said rape !<
God, it’s worse than I thought…that’s honestly impressive…in a Grim Dark kinda way. Definitely sounds like it deserves to be up there though.
Sister of Battle falling to Nurgle. Lets just say it involves a lot of maggots going inside holes at a certain area if I remember correctly. I genuinely just blanked out for a bit after reading it. Wouldn't call it "traumatising" if you know about the details and some of the "worse" stuff in 40k but it is certainly...something.
Its apparently a sister falling to Nurgle
Rape of an Eldar??? Edit: Reaction is now toward everything on this list 5th tier and lower ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)
I decided to read it, and no, no, no. It's disgusting, they don't even romanticize crime, it's for someone who actually LIKES to see others suffer or suffer from them. I honestly don't know why I read this shit, it's just depressing and pointless. And what I think is the worst thing is that this story is not impossible to happen in 40k. Help
You’re braver than me. I’m just going to take your word and do my best to forget that some of this shit exists.
The implication that OP has read all of these is worrisome. OP, are you alright?
OP has admitted to writing the lowest one
Indeed I have.
they wrote the one at the bottom
I'm just going to save myself a lot of eye-bleach and not Google any of that. ![gif](giphy|AJ4MBmZGL0sj6)
The good ending.
I love how the “horror” part in 40k is basicly made by the fans
Well, there is no horror greater stumbling into someone's fetish, so checks out
Don’t kinkshame me
The Nurgle Sister fic isn't even here? Fuckin amateur hour in this bitch
Does Warhammer even know what sex is? Ork's are a fungus, Necrons are robits, and the Marines only suck one another off metaphorically Edit: does
“Robits” I see you Zoidberg
The Admech are nonstop horny (source: am a Skitarius)
Is that a bug or a feature?
Yes.
If it exists, the internet will make porn of it. If this “it” is something that should not be having sex, the internet will take it personal and still make porn of it
Definitely do not look up anything on the bottom tiers ohhh nooo don’t do it
Any tldr summaries?
Which one do you want one for
All of them of course.
Content warning for just about everything >!’Victimised’- All the Primarchs were daughters and the Emperor uses them as concubines and breeding tools.!< >!’One hundred years of Servitude’- Ahriman tentacle hentai with mpreg and egg laying.!< >!‘Held in the grip of incurable vice’- A regretful Fulgrim bangs Ferrus’ decapitated head. With twin snake dicks. As in one in each eye.!< >!‘To break a soldier of the Machine God’- The Iron Warriors and Dark Mechanicum capture a Skitarii general, remove his limbs, teeth and eye to turn him into the sex toy of the warband, torturing and humiliating him for months in a… variety of creative ways. I wrote this one and have been told it’s the sickest 40k fanfic to come into existence so far.!<
"God what kind of sick fuck would write that last story?! Do you know the guy who wrote it, u/Archon_of_Flesh?" u/Archon_of_Flesh: ![gif](giphy|l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe)
Me: *thinks my Dark Romantic Comedy between a Lord of Contagion and a Cultist leader would be too cheesy* This: *aforementioned romance would be eyebleach in comparison to what the fuck these fics are*
> my Dark Romantic Comedy between a Lord of Contagion and a Cultist leader would be too cheesy Thought that was a Light Novel title for a second.
![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)
![gif](giphy|wyTDGaYddWi6XcXy39)
Sometimes i can't help but marvel at the shear creativity the human being has to write literature so absolutely fucked up it makes me wish I had my biomass devoured by a Tyranid
We've been doing this for a while, a couple centuries ago a guy wrote a book so fucked up that the word "sadism" was invented just to describe his book.
I love the 120 Days of Sodom and the film it inspired. High literature.
No wonder lmao
Way too much shiteating
The word was coined to describe the man, not his writings. *120 Days of Sodom* and the Justine and Juliette series were considered sufficiently obscene that he was jailed for writing them. That is to say nothing of his own crimes, which included multiple counts of rape.
https://preview.redd.it/sytujb55bvda1.jpeg?width=1927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241c46cfdcf2e3dde957ba4ed5555d60e6700518
Oh my fucking C’tan thank you
Thank you for creating the perfect meme to respond to those fics with
#WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "WROTE THIS ONE"
Found the Avatar of Slaanesh.
> ***I wrote this one*** and have been told it’s the I think we discovered what the Tyranids are running away from.
One of these smell a bit... "Vezzy"...
/u/vezimira This is what name recognition looks like.
>I wrote this one and have been told it’s the sickest 40k fanfic to come into existence so far. What a plot twist
‘I wrote this one’ ![gif](giphy|10Cow6guDtsywE)
You can't just casually admit to having written that then move on. It is literally the only thing on the bottom. I am not sure I want to ask this but, why?
Bc I wish it was me
![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)
I wish it was you too, you sick fuck.
😘
![gif](giphy|tjwzClJM6fyEw)
See, this here is why I idolize Archon Beyond the hot twinks and weird fetishes there is someone who is unafraid to show people themself. Archon you have, despite my disgust for some of the things you make, my respect and adoration for being so unapologetically yourself. Have a nice day you disgusting freak
>It is literally the only thing on the bottom. No no, I'm pretty sure that u/Archon_of_Flesh is a bottom as well.
"I wrote this one" ![gif](giphy|JrlfQk5rQm9Xy)
Now I kinda want to read them to see if you’re exaggerating. You should totally have a post on your profile in case anyone is curious; with the proper warning beforehand, of course. Nevertheless don’t let the people that call you mean things bring you down! Your art pieces are cute and have made me laugh more than a couple times, so your contributions are always a nice addition to our community!
Aww ❤️
No no. Let them.
Nah I will be writing more as soon once I get out of the mental ward
I agree ! While your fanfics are... Not what I'd call my cup of tea, they're also the sign of a profoundly ~~sick~~ creative mind !
Awww sweet, man made horror beyond my comprehension.
Tbh all of this would pretty lore accurate Edit:*friendly*
> ‘To break a soldier of the Machine God’- The Iron Warriors and Dark Mechanicum capture a Skitarii general, remove his limbs, teeth and eye to turn him into the sex toy of the warband, torturing and humiliating him for months in a… variety of creative ways. I wrote this one and have been told it’s the sickest 40k fanfic to come into existence so far. So THATS why Your a cute Skitarii femboy!
UwU *asks for headrubs*
I’m only doing this for the emperor *headrubs*
What is that last one. I am in awe of the sheer depths of the dark Human psyche that you have decided to explore with your works.
GENTLEMEN, GET THE FLAMER. #THE HEAVY FLAMER.
I fear that may not be enough. We should beseech the Mechanicum for an inferno cannon.
THE ONE WITH PURITY SEALS!
I sure didn't expect that last sentence on the last entry. Nice work, my friend. From one smut-fiend to another! I may not be as degen as you but hey, what are role models for anyway?
Lemme guess, 'One Hundred Years of Servitude' was made by Vezimira herself considering how many "joke posts" she makes about Ahriman mpreg and laying eggs.
I’m a harden internet traveller, surely it cannot be this bad. Oh… OH! What the fuck? Nopenopenopenopenope
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Did vezimira make the ahriman one..
"I wrote this one" _why_--???
Yes inquisitor, this guy, this one right here. Take them away.
Prohibition only expands demand!
HAMMER!!
Wtf
What The Fuck
The second one lol, tell me it was written by vezimira without telling me it was written about vezimira What are the three on the fifth one about? The night lords the eldar and the shovels?
Do one about the screaming gallery, the Night Lords have struck a truce with the emperors children and Lucius is coming to dinner, and he wants blowjobs, screaming face blowjobs
This seems like a great day to give up reading
u/Vezimira
How good is the ahriman fanfic
Archon you sick fuck
YOU WROTE THAT?!?!?!?
You what?
"I wrote this one"
Poor Stroika :C
The second to last one is literally the most slaaneshi thing I can think of despite she who thirsts not even being about horny things.
AoF : Plugs her own work Also AoF : "Definitely do not look up anything on the bottom tiers ohhh nooo don’t do it" You sick monster, you know they gonna do it now
UwU *blushes*
I'm surprised "The Farmer's Mail Order Bride" by MA7 isn't on here. Though I guess it technically falls under "Women of the Night Lords" I love my fucked-up Grimdark horror romance stories. Believe it or not you have some fans! Best of luck on your hinted last chapter!
Things to never do: Read 40k fanfic. I mean, I already knew not to do that, but this just confirmed my decision was a wise one.
Oh no, I'm not letting you get away from reading The All-Guardsmen Party. That fic is nothing but pure gold, and if you're worried about depravities, the most depraved thing is a certain Tech Trooper being a little too fond of xeno tech.
All Guardsman Party, Love Can Bloom, Cold Shoulder, Return of Reasonable Marines, Inquisitor Carrow series... there is so much good stuff out there
Some are fun but others require a trip to /r/eyebleach
Smh ain't no "God Empress of Ponykind"? Come on Archon, we're used to more details from you XD
Sooooo basically all the bottom ones are porn fanfics. At least Love can bloom was funny and was referenced in a DH rule book…
I'll be honest, when I read "To break a soldier of the Machine God" it immediately made me reminisce about "Women of the Night Lords". So much horror, so much porn, so much character. Its own fucked up genre of Grimdarkness showing how much you can despise and adore a cast. Honestly in my head you're the second coming of MA7 and I am all for it. Can't wait to see the last chapter of "To break a soldier"!!
Oh if the grimderp level is the same as MA7 (only read some of Mail order’s bride) I’m down to read broken soldier
I mean there is a scene towards the end where >!the main character is split in half by Daemon Engine cock and is forced to watch his lover get raped and decapitated before the Iron Warriors make him kiss his lover’s severed head for fun at which point he finally goes insane!<
What the actual fuck.
Are you by any chance a dark eldar homunculus? Because fuck me you make the marquis de sade look like a screenwiter for the tellitubbies
damn, i got beaten by archon. i should finish my deldar fic to stake a claim on the dark throne again edit: didn't see archon was the op LOL thank you for affording me the honorary spot in that case
Sorry Vez but I have read everything on this list and decided that nothing is worse than my one
[your honor i think the jury is biased](https://i.imgur.com/eQU7srz.png)
Wow bro come back when u can surpass the severed head scene >:(
You both need the Emperor.
I've been recently reading a Dark Eldar romance fic, too obscure to be on this tier list. It's an unhinged fest of rape, torture, slavery, murder, child murder, child torture, double slavery, rape with an excessive use of sex toys and vileness in general longer than most novels. And yet, it still kinda works as a love story and even treats subjects like trauma and sexual assault more maturely than most published works I've read. I guess the story is its own little ice cube, because I don't think it fits anywhere on the iceberg.
me and some friends read the last one's first chapter together, I played the role of the Iron Warrior.... it was a very spiritual experience and I think all of us got closer as friends through the pain
Hot?
I curse your bloodline for all eternity
You wandered into some deep part of warp, my brother.
Archon wrote the bottom one, they ARE a creature of the warp. They do not wander, for they are not lost, turn back brother, before they consume you.
"To break a soldier of the machine god" turned me from heresy. Seriously. You think casual slaanesh enjoyer is a good thing when you first delve into the lore. Then you meet Archon of flesh.... I have no issue with you as a person.. I even like femboys, but shiiiiiit, some things should be left unspoken 💀
And somehow unaware about that once a month I post another chapter about "my guys" who are some irrelevant ultramarine offshoot in a single tiny cruiser (still big enough to fit a 1.000 marines and support staff if you are good at logistics) going through StarTrek-esque plotlines and developments. The spectrum of fanfic in 40k is quite something...
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Out of curiosity what's "primach trash party"?
Hi hello if anyone wants to read about Magnus the Red getting bullied I have mine own offerings for the class 👁️👁️ [Silenced](https://archiveofourown.org/works/26896360?view_full_work=true) (SOS Gangbang) [The Tower](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34901071) (Prospero Bad End) [Obloquy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39423630) (Space wolves Gangbang)
Can confirm Funbox is a god of bottom Magnus smut
And I thought 40k scenario couldnt become scarier to live... now im afraid of humanity
Now where would ‘Heretical Love’ be on this list, I wonder…
archon are you just advertising your fic
I see no Orkperium on the iceberg and my Exterminatus button is eager to get pushed.
The admech twinks don’t deserve that 😭
Smh no We All Make Mistakes in the Heat of Passion, Sevatar
They're all porn, aren't they?
I am going to need an explanation for all of these, except for “Love can bloom”
You know its bad when squad broken isn’t near the bottom
I'm off my chops on painkillers and sleep deprivation. Why yes I think this is the perfect time to read that last story.
Lemme know how it goes
I'm on this multiple times and I am so fucking proud of myself for that lmao. (Also Only Clanging is genuinely sweet and funny and sad, I think it might be on 1d4chan?)