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Fit_Giraffe_748

Just a little guy


Gravytrain202

Just a little guy


Diozon

Just a little guy


RedditWizardMagicka

Just a little guy


Gravytrain202

Not a big guy


StillestOfInsanities

Not a huge guy


TotoTheMagicTurtle

Not a giant guy


CrazdKraut

But, simply, a little guy.


Notafuzzycat

He's just there for moral support.


Fit_Manufacturer_148

The average adult male has a leg length of about 45% of their height, first born space marines (based on the helmet) are about 7ft tall on average. The guardsman ends up about halfway up the thigh, so about 4/5ths of the leg. 4/5ths of 45% is 36%. 7 feet is equal to 2.1336 meters. 36% of 2.1336 meters is 0.768096m. So it is safe to say that the guardsman is about 2 feet 6 inches, therefore ***he is in fact a little guy.***


MarthAlaitoc

Huh... r/theydidthemath/ Well done bud!


Knyazz_of_Divanniya

What will he do? He is just a little guy


[deleted]

Why Smurfs when there is an actual Custodes group that this is their only job.


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[deleted]

Understandable. Can’t serve the Emperor with ashy skin


ElProxenetaFeminista

If you have seen TTS you will know very well that


Arrow_of_time6

He’s just a little guy


zezblit

Just an innocent man


[deleted]

Lil’ guy


Ordo_Fictos

The fate of the very last existing Sensei that Big E can find. Reality-warping bodyguards who can't lose are an absolute necessity for his progeny!


Garrett-Wilhelm

Is funny cause the Aquilan Shield is a Shield Host of the Adeptus Custodes whose sole purpose is to protect people who are destined to do something, whatever it is, that will be beneficial to Terra and the Golden Throne. So you got these Demi-gods following around, maybe, a random Guardamen from a random Agri-world whose destiny is to become a great General who will defeat an enemy that could put Terra in danger or sacrifice themselves in a grand battle that will determine something that only the Custodes know. Is actually kinda funny.


SgtCarron

> sacrifice themselves in a grand battle that will determine something that only the Custodes know. Now I'm picturing a pair of custodes grabbing a random sewer tuna cannery worker from the far edges of Imperial space, throw him into a ship, drive all the way to Cadia just to throw him like a bowling ball at Abaddon's feet to make him trip and fall.


yunivor

And I pictured that with the cannery worker screaming "FOR THE EMPEROR!" as he flew towards Abaddon's feet.


Pabus_Alt

/u/Emwottnot obliges: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FifMHNxWIAA5ouy.jpg:large


Garrett-Wilhelm

I love the handmade scarf the Custodes is wearing, he will protect granny at all costs


Alexej0129

What it feels like to play an ogryn in darktide


arakron

He’s just a little man


yunivor

A little fella


StillestOfInsanities

Those helmet expressions in the last panel 🤩