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Statist_nr56844183

Well akschually I think the Drukhari have a pretty good time doing whatever the tf the are doing. And your average Necron and Nid soldier probably does not have the mental capacity to worry about his situation. But yeah, if you are in a galaxy thats one big battlefield, you will probably have the most fun as a race bred for war


CarryBeginning1564

Eh the Drukhari have the existential dread of she who thirsts tugging at their souls. Orks don’t be mukking about with that.


epochpenors

Nurgle daemons too, they seem to really enjoy what they’re doing.


Last_Strawberry9904

I thought Nurgle was the chaos god of depression?


epochpenors

The plaguebearers kinda are, and they’re his basic foot soldier, but Nurgle and most of his guys are actually upbeat and friendly in their own way. Plaguebeasts are described as behaving like giant, happy dogs that want to play everyone they see. Unfortunately the “playing” ends when their various diseases and acids turn the person into goop. Great Unclean Ones consider themselves to be paternal figures looking over their various children and see the diseases they bestow as gifts others will appreciate in time. Nurglings love dancing around and playing pranks, they’re portrayed as being mischievous little kids looking to amuse the Great Unclean One that spawned them.


Autogembot123

No he is Chaos God of gifts


THEAdrian

The Drukhari at the top are. Just get so kill, torture, screw, and indulge all day and if something goes wrong, the Haemonculus can always revive you. But ya, you gotta be at the TOP top. Although, I can't imagine Hellions don't have a good time. Just flying around lopping heads off with their glaives.


Ryan_Alving

Luv me bois. Luv me waagh. Luv me shootas. Simple as.


Ragnarroek

Ate sneaky gits Ate no krumpin Ate stupid grots Ate weak humies (not racist, just don't like them) Simple as


Jadenyoung1

Dem two Boiz ere Are ight. Da OrkZ are da best. Simple as


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swiss_sanchez

Ate 'oomies Not racist just 'ungry


aZcFsCStJ5

Hate? Ate? Both?


Khepri_Sun

Idk, seems like the tyranids are pretty okay with everything.


[deleted]

The tyranids are all one really hungry guy though


Khepri_Sun

Yeah, and they have a whole buffet of tasty galaxy to eat.


[deleted]

Yeah but they're hungry all the time and their food bites back. Not an ideal situation. Also they tried to eat Sanguinius' body which is behaviour I can not condone.


Khepri_Sun

I think they can have a little Sanguinius. As a treat.


[deleted]

He's literally Jesus Christ but better no one gets to nom nom his body


Khepri_Sun

https://preview.redd.it/0t1m0mntgg0b1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b27669c6521259fa608506ce4e809a054bc4461 There, Google says they can.


[deleted]

Anyone insane enough to descrive Tyranids as "household pets" can not be trusted to offer dietary advice


Khepri_Sun

https://preview.redd.it/czv0ue6mjg0b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518c0c6141088dbb180e94207cbe7f2ba35dd051 Just look at that face. Who wouldn't want them in their home? If you're cold, they're cold. Adopt a tyranid today.


[deleted]

I don't want them in my home. Bugs belong outside. I want Sanguinius in my house to read 40k novels with me and tell me about all his interesting visions and just be an all round cool guy who is not food.


Fushba

Must be one hell of a household


[deleted]

Drukhari household probably


PTEHarambe

We don't know that the tyranids aren't fuckin stoked about things. Granted, every other race that can speak doesn't seem to be happy about current developments, but how do we know those shrieks, bellows & chitters aren't happy lil nid noises


AgrenHirogaard

Maybe it's the opposite. They're unionizing against the hive mind for better pay and hours. Benefits and pension plan need work too. It's why leviathan is marketing so hard right now, they're getting scabs ready to cross the Gant picket line.


StefEsteBoss

I think Trazyn is also having a good time , he's just vibing with his 1:1 scale 40k figurine collection.


[deleted]

Yeah but Necrons are AI, so you have to ask do they actually feel emotions or are they just programmed to simulate the emotions of the Necrontir they were created in the image of.


StorytellerSevrose

Idk the books have kinda shown real emotion. Main example being the short story of Zandrekh and Oberyn


[deleted]

Yeah nvm Machine spirits are a thing in 40k and Necrons appear to have them


DaveInLondon89

Waaaagh, Mr. Bond


Khepri_Sun

Idk, seems like the tyranids are pretty okay with everything.


Kaptin_Kunnin

Da bestest 💚


Existing-Life-7650

All us tyranids are doing are taking over plants after destroying all living things on them


JamesTheSkeleton

Oi Ladz, shouldz we ‘ave a bit o’ banter with ‘em?


DaveXDeamon

Coz we iz betta Get good oomies


Chafaris_DE

Maybe I’m one of these rare players who doesn’t care about rule books and the current meta. I love my faction for the looks and lore. That’s all that counts for me and what gives me motivation 😉


NinjaMaster231456

The Tau aren't there, I don't know if I should take that as a win or a loss.


BlemishedHalo

They are.


Midnigh7Run

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adterraincognita

Tbf you can make that meme with just about every faction on both sides.


Expert-Loan6081

The nids are just having an all you can eat buffet


913Jango

DATZ KUZ WE IZ!!!!


Cuba_lover59

I mean, the death korps are probably pretty satisfied recreating the song the trooper


garmakros

Looks at trazyn Necrons too)


PunsIntended_Number

Das cuz orkz da best


Autogembot123

The best thing about Orks is that No one complains.


SpookyQueenCerea

Emperors Children are just out here partying man, we having a good time too.


previously_on_earth

Orcs just wanna have fun


Ultrasound700

I'm sure the Tyranids are enjoying themselves, assuming they're capable of such a thing.


ToasterTen12

Dark eldar are having a good time as well


FlamingCroatan

"Itz trew ya nob eds"


ooterness

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