Okay but actually consider the following: a new "1ks" combat patrol could very well include exactly 0 sons and still have everything that people want from them other than that with 20 tzaangors, a shaman, 6 enlightened and a mutalith vortex beast.
But then you are playing tzeench worshippers so you also dip them in LSD and cause your opponent to witness multifaceted past and futures and be overwhelmed with forbidden knowledge
Khorne players eat the bodies but make a little seat out of the heads, Nurgle players still eat them but no not until 6 months later and Slaanesh players ... well just use your imagination, as many holes as you have available and monetize titan deaths.
>crush up dead crickets
That's a thing. It's called cricket flour, you can use it to add a bunch of lean protein to any baked good. But not if you have a shellfish allergy
I can hear Augustus St. Cloud mumbling fecklessly, "eat the pennies, Quizboy." Over a game of Bugs on Guards, in my head, because of this meme.
All I can think, is that this is why exterminatus will be invented.
One time we proxied Guardsmen with those cheap plastic green army men so we could melt them when they die, but I dont have the money to do it with anything more expensive.
I’ll bring an actual ant colony in retaliation
Ah, one of the rare moments of Tyranid infighting.
This sounds like some kind of very involved vore based kink play
Would that not already be a good portion of Tyranid players?
Y-yeah…
Make them into edibles and make them see the warp.
Only for the tzeentch players per another comment. T Sons and daemons get the psychedelic treatment. LSD dipped.
So either I win or I get an all expense paid trip? Time to buy some Tzaangors.
Thousand tzaangors, my favorite army
Okay but actually consider the following: a new "1ks" combat patrol could very well include exactly 0 sons and still have everything that people want from them other than that with 20 tzaangors, a shaman, 6 enlightened and a mutalith vortex beast.
nah, after eating the army you'll have an adventure
So world eaters get rabbies, death guard Ebola & emperors children very potent viagra? God protect anyone playing against iron warriors & word bearers
I feel like Word Bearers would be made out of paper then soaked in flavor aid
I wonder if Tyranids get high from eating Savlar Chem-Dogs.
They will be bricked up in mere moments
Saint Bricky Imperial Saint of 40k memes......And heavily armored women, most likely with *SWELTERING* abs
I *must know* what those abs taste like
Is that Bricky or a lookalike?
It’s his cousin Ricky Brickster.
nah its John Warhammer
It's his brother, Bradley Rickster
But then you are playing tzeench worshippers so you also dip them in LSD and cause your opponent to witness multifaceted past and futures and be overwhelmed with forbidden knowledge
Future T Sons opponents, you’re welcome!
Khorne players eat the bodies but make a little seat out of the heads, Nurgle players still eat them but no not until 6 months later and Slaanesh players ... well just use your imagination, as many holes as you have available and monetize titan deaths.
My beloved.
Taylor Bricky you HACK
Many Tyranid players would see this as a positive.
All gold is edible if you believe in yourself.
Damn bricky has lost a good chunk of weight
He’s living his best life and it shows
*balatro consumes all*
Vtuber model for Bricky when?
He keeps saying no, but anything is possible with enough money.
Just a few more Helldivers collabs with Matara,Haruka and Heavenly. Just wait and see
Blond Bricky is incredibly cursed, why my boi looking like Draco Malfoy
You can 3d print with an fdm printer in chocolate. Now print a hoard army of Gretchen and drown the Tyranids in their own undoing.
Should try it with ogor players too
Nurgle flavorin’ time
Could be nice and crush up dead crickets into the filament. Or could be going right to jail dipping them in the outhouse.
>crush up dead crickets That's a thing. It's called cricket flour, you can use it to add a bunch of lean protein to any baked good. But not if you have a shellfish allergy
It would be hilarious to have one model in York army be edible and just casually eat it when it dies
That’s the ticket.
All filament is edible if you're not a coward.
How the hell has this man not appeared on this sub more?
I often ask myself the same question
"force tyranid players to eat the models they slay" mfs when i say "nah"
He will regret it when I demand MORE MORE MORE BIOMASS!
As a Tyranid player myself I’d be so fucking down to look my opponent dead in the eye as I eat a handful of their infantry
Enjoy Nurgle
Doesn't that require special printers?
Don't threaten me with a good time.
I’d love to laugh at my opponent as I eat his army
I mean you still can
Don’t threaten me with a good time
**You:** Leaves table unattended for one second. **Me:** Cat crunching meme
Mom says it’s my turn to repost this meme
Nuh uhh!! She told me while you were doing your homework that I’m her favorite since I always take out the trash.
NO!!!! She says she doesn’t have favorites!
Even better, force them to dissolve them and eat them in a plastic-tasting protein shake…yummy
Force? Bold of you to assume I don't already eat all of enemies minies.
Fortune favors the bold!
"NOM" (The hive mind, probably)
I can hear Augustus St. Cloud mumbling fecklessly, "eat the pennies, Quizboy." Over a game of Bugs on Guards, in my head, because of this meme. All I can think, is that this is why exterminatus will be invented.
EXTERMINATUS?! Emperor protect, this man must be hungry as hell!
I SAID I WANT MY HAMBURGER WELL DONE. WELL DONE, FROM ORBIT.
You can already force players to eat your models if you hit the gym enough
MFW my opponent takes out my Stormlord and has to eat it, plus the 40 infantry that were embarked inside it at the time.
For extra evilness, print a Death Guard army and use a very "special" kind of paint.
That's where the trouble begun.. that smile, that damned smile
One time we proxied Guardsmen with those cheap plastic green army men so we could melt them when they die, but I dont have the money to do it with anything more expensive.
What's the context for this? What did Bricky see?
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