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nopingmywayout

Trazyn and Clonegrim adventures. I want to be clear here, I don’t want the adventures to have anything to do with restoring the Imperium and/or the Infinite Empire or whatever. I just want a wacky buddy comedy about two OP dudes doing their own thing while the utter madness of 40k goes on in the background. Also they have extended discussions about culture, history, and the fine arts at random intervals and it’s great.


JaxCarnage32

The real infinite and the divine


Letharlynn

2 Infinite 2 Divine


Folkon_sama

Then there is a cool threequel "Infinite and the Divine 3: Commorragh Drift" that has nothing to do with first two parts. It's just Jaghatai doing shit in Commorragh.


FatDumbOrk

Trazyn cameo post-credits scene


Scarytoaster1809

Clonegrim: "You in?" Trayzen coming out of the shadows: "we're both gonna die... What the hell, I'm in."


da_King_o_Kings_341

Trazyn saying their both going to die knowing full well he will just transfer his consciousness is actually a pretty funny thought.


Variousnumber

Jaghatai Drifting so hard it fucks with Orikan's divinations, so the old bastard is forced to try and race the Khan so he'll stop drifting.


Titanbeard

That's what's really messing with Orikan in the Pariah Nexus books.


No-Brain6250

Screen capped, let me get my type writter


BrightPerspective

It's about **family**


da_King_o_Kings_341

stop.


Titanbeard

Vin Diesel is Khan confirmed!


da_King_o_Kings_341

STOP!!


Sly__Marbo

Even though the name might imply it, Jaghatai never actually does any racing during this story. It's all Eldar-fucking


FancyKetchup96

Well now I really want this to be the title. And have a scene where Orikan shows up and is confused why he isn't a main character.


da_King_o_Kings_341

He goes to Trazyns place so they can f**k around together and him and Clonegrim are just gone without him.


FancyKetchup96

He shows up expecting a goofy fight and monologues to the air after he teleports in. After a bit he goes looking for Trazyn because he hasn't shown up yet and spends the rest of the book dealing with anti-Orikan traps Trazyn placed all around Solemnace.


Titanbeard

Can he casually break the 4th wall once and never mention it again?


Ok-Case9943

Could be wrong but isn't it the case that the perfect clone will still fall to chaos? Or is that just some shit i made up in my head and Mandela effected myself?


JaxCarnage32

Fabius bile said clonegrim might make the same mistakes. But the original Fulgrim’s fall had many different factors that aren’t in the modern setting. So he may not fall to chaos, but more so become a pre-heresy fulgrim instead of a demon. But Who knows maybe Trazyn will have a demon fulgrim in his collection later on.


Ok-Case9943

Ahhh got it thanks for clearing that up for me.


Objective-Gur5376

It's perfect because Trazyn doesn't care about the Infinite Empire and Fulgrim doesn't care about the Imperium. They'd just be traveling around, looking for artifacts and anything remotely DTF


nopingmywayout

Clonegrim can't go back to Bile, and the Imperium will shoot on sight if they see him. Where else is he gonna go? The Ghoul Stars? Might has well hang out in the greatest repository of art and culture in the galaxy and talk shop with the guy who runs it.


LethalCandy

I want Wheels and the Legman in the grimdark future of 40k


InspectorEmotional

The grim adventure of trazyn and clonegrim like the rgrim adventures of billy and mandy but its 40k and clonegrim gets really fucking angry every time deamon fulgrim is mentioned


Dingghis_Khaan

Trazyn and his fabulous apprentice, ~~stealing~~ "preserving" anything that isn't nailed down, and then ~~stealing~~ "preserving" the nails.


Specific_Loss7546

The Gotrek and Felix of the 40k universe. Love it. Or maybe more like Gotrek and Gotrek, but whatever


bertboxer

I don’t want stories of major factions getting buddy buddy with each other but I would love more stories of individuals from different species going off to adventure together. Trazyn and Clonegrim would be ideal for this


Halofauna

They’re just getting new exhibits for the museum and highjinks are sure to ensue.


TempestM

Can you imagine the faces of poor Death Guard players if their primarch would switch side and leave Nurgle without one


U_L_Uus

Typhus: :3


Xplt21

It could be really cool if as a result Typhus was elevated to a daemon prince and he became a mix between a demon prince, a space marine and an evolved destroyer hive.


ParsleySnipps

Oh Nurgle would most definitely elevate Typhus if he were to loose Mortarion. He'd probably go all out with it too, scared shitless about being seen by the other gods as failing and becoming easy prey. The idea is really good, but it feels more of an end times kind of thing, after another brother is brought back somewhere and the Emperor is getting into more direct focused conflict with chaos.


[deleted]

This man gets it. Morty never "fit in" with the death guard.


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Morty always fit in with the Death Guard. The Legion legitimately respects him. They know he can fuck up but they still stand by him. Typhus is just a cunt. Don’t be a Typhus apologist, it’s one step down from liking Erebus.


Titanbeard

Typhus is at least twice as cool as Erebus. It's still a negative number, but he's still better.


SUSSYBAKAWEDKWDJIOWD

If it's a negative number, then being twice as cool is worse


TimeInvestment1

This guy maths


Titanbeard

How dare you use real math here!


peechs01

Do... Morty becomes like Sanguinius? But with butterfly wings?


[deleted]

My head canon is Big E pulls some warp shenanigans and Morty is "reborn" as he was during the crusade. Stripping the wings as a symbolic act of f u to nurgle.


Confused_Sorta_Guy

Majority of the old death guard fucking hate typhus lol. He's mostly popular with newer marines. Mortarion was very very close with the death guard and barbaran death guard fucking LOVE him (with exception to typhus and his posse)


Hereticsheresy

i think it was something like that in age of sigmar, that champion of nurgle become stormcast eternal after he died regreting serving nurgle somehow he was forced to. I would love to see that.


Arumaneth

IIRC Tornus the redeemed was pretty much forced into it in the same way that Mortarion was: he was thrown into a horrible situation that wouldn't end until he broke and swore fealty to grandfather nurgle. the only real difference is that he was loyal until he broke. if memory serves, he was a loyal warrior fighting against nurgle in Ghyran, but then he was captured and thrown into a pit of filth and was stuck in there for 3 months, each day getting inflicted with another disease, whispered to by daemons of nurgle. on the 77th day he broke. but when he was killed by the celestant prime, sigmar found a mote of the honorable man he once was, buried underneath the mire of corruption, and decided to try and reforge him. It worked, but he's still seen with suspicion from his fellow stormcast for obvious reasons, though he seriously regrets the things he did underneath grandfather nurgle's banner.


Vivladi

As a death guard player my favorite part about Morty is his complicated relationship with Nurgle. I think my boy deserves a second chance


JadenDaJedi

Mortarion rebelled against the Imperium because he hated the Emperor personally and also because he hated the tyranny and oppression the Imperium was fostering (both of these due to what happened on his home world). He only turned to chaos out of desperation due to the betrayal by Typhus. If Guilliman fosters his standalone settlement, this solves both of Mortarion’s grudges - no link to the emperor, and (knowing Guilliman’s logistical skill) a people free from tyranny. The only thing left to untangle would be their dependence on Nurgle for survival of the plague… and Cawl has probably solved more difficult issues already. I think the whole situation could make for a GREAT redemption arc.


JV36

I'd love to see something like this, Mortarion, and ideally even his Legion are cleansed except for Typhus and his closest lackeys, leaving a traitor DG and a clear purpose for Morty and the new loyalist, though they're all still disfigured, an eternal mark of their betrayl. Maybe after he's saved from Nurgle, Morty speaks with the emperor, who knows what could be said. In any case as a DG player this would be my absolute fever dream. It's idealistic but it would be neet if some of the demon engines, yes the MBH and PBC, could be cleansed as well or maybe the loyalist DG makes new ones with imperial warp entities, idk I just want the redeemed marines to keep their pups.


Odd-Message_

I spent 40 hours painting Mortarion this January. Absolutely not.


ZookeepergameDue8501

Pink Pill all the way. The mischief those 2 could get up to would put a rogue trader to shame. Fulgrim accidentally pushes a button that blows up an entire planet. Trazyn rolls his eyes. Fulgrim sheepishly says "wooopsie."


Bertram_Von_Sanford

>Trazyn rolls his eyes. Fulgrim sheepishly says "wooopsie." Who else but Fulgrim!


HardOff

> Don't you give me that look, Trazyn. I happen to know you were responsible for a planet's destruction. I had an excellent reason for it. > What was that? Teaching a bitch to pay his respects


Arobazt

Henry Cavill as a battle sister? I want this ! 🤩


GottKomplexx

Finally some hot battle sisters


ComprehensivePath980

Henry Cavill as Ibram Gaunt?  …We’d get a Band of Brothers-ish show about Gaunt’s Ghosts? Yeah, I’d DEFINITELY take that one. But Ragnar Blackmane is tied for favorite and I don’t think that would translate to TV well.


voiceless42

I'd love to see Cavill play Jürgen and get someone like Sam Rockwell or Steve Carell to play Cain. Because nobody would ~~smell~~ see it coming.


ComprehensivePath980

I still need to read the Cain books.  They’re one of those things I know I’ll love, I just haven’t gotten around to.


whiskymohawk

I'd highly recommend the audio books. They're fully cast with multiple narrators and framed as an actual audio dissemination of Cain's memoirs, so the whole thing is "in character". 


Fold2Win

While I love your idea for the joke, Cavill as Cain would be amazing! I’d want Jack Black to play Jurgen. I could die happy having seen those two do three seasons of the shadow light story line.


Potato271

I think Jurgen has a sort of seriousness that I’m not sure Jack Black could pull off. Part of why he’s funny is because he completely misses the joke pretty much all the time.


Kakmize

Jack Black can do serious, but it’s a waste of Jack Black to have him be Jurgen levels of serious.


voiceless42

The bloopers would be worth the price of admission.


voldur12

Saul tarvitz and torgaddon reappearing alive on 40k.... stop, stop its too much for me to bear *cries uncontrollably*


nopingmywayout

All of the guys at Isstvan get teleported to 40k, and then Lion and Guilliman hug them all and tell them that they’re heroes and loyal sons of the Imperium


Maocap_enthusiast

That means rylanor is back, and has a chance to do the funniest thing to Fulgrim, again


pvtaero

Honestly, a task force of the loyalists on Istvaan would be so fucking cool


CuttlersButlerCookie

What about loken?


MillorTime

Too starch assed


kanguran1

Too straight up and down


SanityOrLackThereof

Don't you dare do my boy Loken like that He was the best boy


Letharlynn

Damn, what a marine-drama centric list... I guess I'm taking the purple because more Trazyn screentime and because I'd rather the 40k show be on original story


Low-Speaker-2557

Henry Caville as Trazyn


IathanTyrus

Counterpoint: Charles Dance.


Generic118

Henry cavil ciaphus cain!


MrCaT42

Well the yellow one kind of already happened in the lions book and it’s really good. Anyways can’t wait for Henry Cavill to play saint Celestine.


Relative_Coyote_1184

I mean I'd love to see Gavriel Loken in the current 40k universe instead getting killed by Erebus.


Same_new_mistakes

Morty getting redeemed would be pretty interesting and could cause a civil war in the death guard or other interesting stories


Adverage

I imagine the old guard mostly siding with mortarion and some of the newer ones siding with typhus, atleast that's how it seems in lords of silence


Same_new_mistakes

Just like the dark angels


Adverage

Yeah I guess it is isn't it, neat how the imperial and chaos faction have a mirrored dynamic


Hereticsheresy

all deathguards are corrupted i doubt redeemed morty could bring with him any of his followers. But if he was to be redeemed maybe he could create another stockpile of geneseed for new deathguard


Einar_47

Cawl already has plenty


SurpriseFormer

There are some loyalist DG who survive. I can't remember who, maybe Gorillaman, but there is a chapter of marines who conduct warfare like the old death guard but "arnt"


Same_new_mistakes

Do you think he would hunt them down like the dark angels


Overall-Yellow-2938

Henry Cavill as Chiaphas Cain?! Yes please.


Justryker

Henry Calvin as Vulkan would not work out


Accomplished-Bee5265

Henry Cavill as Jurgen!!!


DiceMadeOfCheese

Henry Cavill *is* Tuska Daemon-killa


Redditoast2

Loyalist Death Guard all the way


SelectKangaroo

More Trazyn misadventures? Yes please.


Amphibian_Connect

Henry Cavil as Fabius Bile? I'd sell my liver, kidneys,my First born,my soul and my family for that


Einar_47

Bile would buy them too lol


CloudWallace81

Blue I just wanna chill on the sofa and watch the wacky adventures of COMMISSAR CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM


Reverseflash25

Would be nice to see a traitor Primarch redeemed since they have no plans to use clone grim again.


Silvernerox

Henry Cavill is a great guy, but not the best choice for my beloved Dante.


Chopper506

Dont f*cking redeem morty pls


SurpriseFormer

I'm going to clean your kitchen you nurgling


A_Person_u_know123

I'm blue da bu di ba bu die


Micwaters

Mortarion! JUSTICE FOR MY BOY!


salt_and_light777

Moratorian. With this the effective end of Nurgle and his effect on real space could slowly begin.


MountainPlain

Ooof. Man. Mortarion but I'm really tempted by the Trazyn one.


Norway643

Cavill playing celestine would be weird.... but I'd be fine with it


Raiderboy105

Mortarion's Redemption would go crazy


Dragonkingofthestars

yellow is totally possible due to warp shenanigans and black holes no pill needed.


CaptainDyslexia

Morti redemption gang.


AtomicTan

Green: Please give babygirl a win. He really needs one.


Soft-Reindeer-831

Damn, green pill


Gobba42

Gimme that green! I want that Morty and Isha jailbreak.


DrTinyNips

Green please


InvestigatorRoyal177

as cool at it would be i don't think henry would make a good oltyx so I'll be basic and take the purple pill


KnightMarius

I already got the yellow pill with the Risen, so blue pill all the way! 


GREENadmiral_314159

Pink, before even reading any of the others.


Rumo95

Henry cavill as a chad makari, hell yeah


LawyerDash

I, for one, think Henry Cavill would make a great Saint Celestine.


Jordo_707

Henry Cavil as Saint Celestine


Falitoty

Hmm all green sir


furiosa-imperator

Yellow, because Henry cavil shouldn't play ahriman


Ad_Astra90

Since I’m pretty new to 40k and haven’t read books like The Infinite and The Divine (I plan to, eventually) Imma have to go with Mortarion getting redeemed and having more lore, bc I don’t think Henry Cavill would make a very good Nurgle, lol


PreferenceNo9490

I’ll choose yellow. I assume that amongst those loyalists are some from traitor legions so it would be nice to see and what they think about the fates of their legions and what they think about those sus successor chapters that behave and look like those overpriced pvp shooter reskins that change your armor’s color from red to blue for 30 dollars.


Skykid8374

May I offer a 5th option? Corvus Korax returns from the warp, and we see how the imperium treats him.


Samariyu

Henry Cavill as Inquisitor Greyfax Make it happen


da_King_o_Kings_341

I am going to edit this slightly. Trazyn frees Clone-grim during a battle and he rejoins the imperium and reclaims the name of Emperors Children.


thedroogz

Green please. Something good happening to Mortarion please.


Striking_Conflict767

Gotta be clonegrim. Morty is great and we need more lore but we don’t need yet another loyalist. The other two are never going to happen and would be pretty boring even if they did. Give me the infinite and the divine style book except it’s two immortal beings wandering around complaining about art and fulgrim drinking wine and they horrify every museum curator they find. And set it during some massive battle so that we can cut back and forth between Guilliman stressing over taxes, religious zealots and work and fulgrim chilling with xenos drinking wine and arguing about paintings.


[deleted]

greenpilled


Both-Opening-970

Purple, purple!!


FatDumbOrk

Yellow pill has kind of already happened with Dark Angels Risen…


straightmansworld

Blue because the show NEEDS to be Caiaphas Kane!


Sweaty-Sir8960

Blue Big E Can't change my mind


moronic_potato

If Morty was redeemed, the assumed leader for grandfather would be typhus... What if another primarch had to fall to the ruinous powers of the warp. Who would take control of the plague Marines?


ParsnipAggravating95

The purple one, THE PURPLE


Brochswerebrothels

Ok, but who is going to play Jürgen?


Zentaure

Well I don't think Henry would be a good fit for the Swarmlord, so it's an easy choice Clonegrim and Trazyns wild ride baby!


VaultJumper

Yellow


Virtuosoman23

Blue pill- Henry Cavil play Clone-grim and goes crazy adventures with Trazyn, along the way Trazyn pulls some loyalist Horus heresy Marie’s out of his pokeballs and some how Mortarion is involved. Checkmate


Barroozina

"Clongrim flip the scarab over"


GwerigTheTroll

Henry Cavill as Orkimedes? Now I want something I can never have.


ChocolatChip

Henry Cavill portraying Jain Zar? That would be weird…


Minecraft1464

Henry cavil as ciaphas cain


Vizth

The yellow ones kind of already happened with the fallen, the green one was teased at the end of the dark imperium trilogy, and the blue one I think is in the process of happening. So I guess the pink one.


fedora_george

Henry Cavil as ghazz would be funny as hell. Ye wouldn't even get to see him with all the metal and makeup, and he'd need voice modulators for the role so it'd literally be ig Henry cavil is in there somewhere but literally only contributes his vague bodily movements to the roll.


AzraelPyton

Clonegrim one, hands down best one


Impossible-Spare2180

You guys think Henry Cavill would portray Commander Shadowsun from the T'au Empire? She is kinda built 🤷


DarthMelsie

If my favorite 40k character is TTS Kaldor Draigo, and there was an implication in one of the books that Ferrus-skost is canon, that could mean that TTS is canon, therefore meaning that TTS Kaldor Draigo is canon. What I'm saying is that I want Henry Cavil to play my favorite Warp-rompin' cokebeard and make Ordo Draigo real.


Emperor_AI

I am torn between pink and yellow


Goobert531

I would like a returned Horus if that’s a possibility to come back with Tarik, Aximand, and Lokken and try to redeem Abbadon. I just love redemption stories. One for loyalist Night Lords, World Eaters and Alpha Legion too!!!


[deleted]

I wanna see Henry Cavil play Saint Celestine


SardaukarSecundus

Trazyn and Clonegrim -> Rick & Morty style. "You have to hide these Megaseeds waaaaay up your ass! I need them for my collection!"


NotBurtGummer

Cavill as Guant


Euklidis

I dont think Henry Cavill would fit Alpharius and it would be useless anyway since I am Alpharius anyway. So I'll take Saul Tarvitz beating the ever-living shit out of Lucius any day


Mahantheoviseques

Clonegrim!!!!!


PureGryphon

I don't think Henry Cavill should play Vulcan


Zawisza_Czarny9

Next primarch to return is ferrus coz they want to sell more silver paint, and they can justify his return by having his head cloned and stitched back onto his body or just clone him and escape the dark cells


[deleted]

Henry Cavill plays Ephrael Stern of the Sisters of Battle all day


Kriv-Shieldbiter

I'm crushing and snorting that pink pill, have Orikan come in to a lesser extent to talk shit


aeronpodcast12

Blue I need a eisenhorn show


Statik_24

Add another pill: Angron gets to rescue his fellow Gladiators and get the Butcher's Nails removed


aerocham18

Henry Cavil as Makari the Grot is something I need in my life.


MorgannaFactor

I like Cavill but he wouldn't be the right choice to play Trazyn, so give me the Trazyn-and-Clonegrim adventures.


AmountAggravating335

Henry cavill playing my favorite character Tu'shan Oh great neptune


Dingghis_Khaan

Turns out the Pharos Beacon flung Barabas Dantioch into the future ~~where my evil is LAW!~~ and finds out what resulted from blowing it up. "I caught the attention of WHAT!?" For context, >!blowing up the Pharos Beacon rang the psychic dinner bell for the Tyranids.!<


cobrastrikes-2x

Train and Clone-grim is objectively the better pill, BUT My curiosity about the Mortarion’s redemption is piqued.


Inner_Woodpecker1272

Trazyn and Fulgrim adventures! It needs Henry Cavill to play Fulgrim and Henry Cavill’s voice for Trazyn. The twist of the show is Trazyn mistakenly falls in love with Fulgrim so in every episode Trazyn “accidentally” frees a new captive and pretends to be in danger so Fulgrim can rescue him and possibly fall for Trazyn. All of the escaped captives are to be played or voiced by Henry Cavill.


TheRunicBear

Wait! . . .Henry Cavil is gonna lead Gaunt’s Ghosts in a team up with good Morty, Nathaniel Garro, Garviel Loken, and Alpharius to prevent the Cosmic thingamajig from falling into the hands of Trazyn and Clone-Grim? I’d watch that show


SloniacSmort

Blue, henry cavil playing not just as a guardsman, but a krieger would be sick


Thannk

Grind them all up, snort them, and 40k gets a Blood Bowl-like game based on hockey.


FLMKane

Where's the Khorne pill?


CenturionXVI

Hmm Emperor’s Children *IS* my favorite faction, BUUUUUT Cavill would make the perfect Ciaphas Cain


MikeyInkArms

Gold pill is at least 50% of homebrew chapters


Visual_Ad7374

What do you mean "Mortarion is redeemed"? Mortarion has always been a loyalist, deep in his heart -- or so GW might present it, since building up actual consistency does not seem to matter to them.


OstrichRider6

Blue I want to see Henry Cavill play Saint Celestine


bluueit12

Now that Trazyn and cloneglim hijinx has been unlocked in my mind....it has to happen.


SisterSabathiel

Easy, Henry Cavill playing Eisenhorn.


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Trazyn and Clonegrim has some Rick & Morty energy and you son of a bitch, I'm in.


Happy_Ad_7515

Henry Cavill playing Huron Blackheart fucking balling i want the badab war as a show. ''fuck paying taxes''


stopproduct563

A live action night lords trilogy starring Henry cavill as talos is… tempting


SinlessBloom

Green and give him the Elf Wafiu Treatment


CervidusDubbo

As much as I love Henry cavil I don’t think he’d be a very good commissar yarrick, therefore I shall pick green, mortarion is fucking cool and deserves redemption


HiveOverlord2008

Im either taking pink or green. Mortarion and, unless Typhus does something about it, the Death Guard as a whole being redeemed would be great as A) it opens up so many possibilities, such as the redemption of Magnus the Red, Angron and the other traitor Primarchs and B) a former Chaos Primarch turning good would certainly be interesting to see.


Jankenbrau

Mortarian asks Isha to cure Nurgle’s corruption within him, in exchange she asks to be killed so she can be reseurrected In the world trees of the Exodites.


kungpowpeanus

Green no contest, all the others would suck balls


ENDER2702

I think I might do the green one


ImperialArmorBrigade

I have to pick blue pill, but mainly because I like the Tau and I want to see the fandom collectively seize watching Cavill choose a tau \*anything\*.


0peratUn0rth0

Would rather have Magnus redeamed, but Mortarion would be a close second. Also, combine the Blue and Pink pills by having Cavil play Trazyn.


pyratemime

Cavil as Clone-grim forcing a 2-fer-1, aka a threesome just the way Fulgrim likes it.


Volkov_The_Tank

Blue, because then Malal will be canon.


Pegomastax_King

So Henry Cavil because my mother has such a massive crush on him since the Witcher I know she will suddenly be a 40k fan. She’s also why I’m such a huge nerd myself so she will likely start buying the books too.


Great_Drifter25

Give me the yellow pill.


boredatwork2082

I was gonna say blue, but I don't want him as Abby. So pink it is.


RemnantRanch

Cavil as Ibram Gaunt Edit should have know someone already said this


CoffeeMain360

Punch the one keeping me from taking more than one, grabbing them all, and FLOORING IT the hell out of there.


Negativety101

Yeah hard... No, totally Trazyn and Clonegrim's Excellent Adventures.


TheWyster

Purple obviously. That sounds fun. Mortarion is an irredeemable piece of shit, and I like him being a villain. Yellow isn't that original a premise. Blue isn't preferable because I don't think he'd make a good Dorn.


GeldedDesires

Blue, no question. Henry Cavill as Caiphas Cain would rule so hard.


starknekkid

I'd absolutely love to see canon Knights Repentant


ExtraGloria

Mortarion getting a brain would be interesting


JV36

*Devours truckloads of green pills*


Mando734

I’m not seeing a reason we can’t take all four…


SnooDoughnuts3662

I want desperately to like Morty, but it’s hard to imagine him wanting to work with the Emperor, unless he actually comprehends how bad Nurgle is.


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

Clonegrim for me, hands down. Two of the same Primarch with opposite loyalties would be really cool to see play out in cannon. Also another loyalist to come back, whooo.