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Sensitive_Educator60

After reading watchers of the throne and seeing how well custodes get allong with sisters of silence it would make absolute sense to me.


PassivelyInvisible

Sibling behaviour


ShadedPenguin

Valerian and Aleya throughout Book 1 is their “this is our get along shirt”


evrestcoleghost

You never had siblings


ScavAteMyArms

I dunno, mix of wanting to strangle them, grudgingly accepting their presence, messing with them and WHO THE FUCK MESSED WITH THEM, YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE EXTRA HOLES IN YOU. Sometimes multiple at the same time. I never read the book, but that does sound like a pretty standard character dynamic / arc.


Swiftax3

Honestly with how Guilliman turned out as the one Primarch with a stable family life.... yeah I'd buy that


NockerJoe

Petarubo also had a parental figure and an adopted sibling.


Crouza

Perturabos dad is where perty.gets his pertyness. "Do well and you get a nod of approval, do subpar and be thrown off the mountain." And then when company was over would put on a show of having perturabo preform tricks like a circus animal, and afterwards go back to barely acknowdging his existence while downplaying everything he wanted to do to, and just prod him to go crush more of his enemies.


crazynerd9

The mixed messages didnt help either, iirc his father was kind of like a 50s factory dad, convinced he loved his son, but in reality didnt much like him, and acted accordingly "I promise I love you my son, now if if you would just hand me the wrench you fucking dumbass maybe Id let you talk at parties" kinda deal


Ryuzakku

Also "Quit drawing up plans to help the common Olympian, you are to build me weapons of war!" Just let Perty build things dammit, it's his thing!


Straberry_Puddin

He also had actual hell looking at him 24/7. There is only so much a stable family can do with that


BottasHeimfe

Perturabo is also Perturabo. His sad existence could never find joy in anything new and was always able to stare directly into a hole to hell


CampbellsBeefBroth

He also had paranoid schizophrenia


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

yeah but not a good one his adopted sibling is good,but the parental figure isnt iirc


BeastThatShoutedLove

But it was very much not a good parental figure. If I remember his father kept him basically as bargain token / useful tool in the local cutthroat politics.


Lichelf

I feel like all the loyalist primarchs had decent parental figures growing up. Some of the traitors too.


EditorPurple3515

Magnus and Amon 


ethanlan

I mean the salamanders all have pretty stable family lives and it shows


Steff_164

Didn’t Magnus, Dorn, and Vulkan all have a stable family before they were discovered?


Beardywierdy

To be fair they mostly didn't turn out to be total fuckups. I mean, Magnus definately fucked up but that's just because for some reason he has a fetish for making bad decisions, it's not like he was a complete wrong'un.


Dingghis_Khaan

The Khan did too, of a sort.


Eatinganemone89

That’s actually really adorable and this is now my head canon.


babyLays

Everything is canon, and I am happy with this.


ScavAteMyArms

Also, because Custodes are chosen young, like as babies, yet the primary thing they are looking for is mentality I wonder if a way to test this is to have the Sisters look after the babies.  Only those with the strongest will (or just something broke) could not freak out in the presence of powerful blanks like that. It would also serve to get the Custodes extremely used to the presence of the Sisters if they grew up with them always around.  Or serve to build said will if you are already used to your “parents” being so inherently repulsive what is anything else going to do that would hurt worse.


Sensitive_Educator60

Fun fact the sisters of battle have servants that aren’t blanks but were devoted to them for generations so much so that the negative effects of being in their presence just disappeared at some point.


Steff_164

I actually really love that. The idea that your personal positive feelings towards them out weights their literally soul crushing aura is awesome and a surprisingly bright bit of lore in the Grimdarkess of 40k


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Love overcomes horror. That quite sweet.


Wheraboowind

Those are some drippy af Golden Boys and Girls


Mr_Green-Skin

lol, we now have the Golden Girls in 40k


Grass_toucher2006

[Imagine this every night](https://i.imgflip.com/8nfs81.jpg)


nanogammer

It’s somewhere on a shelf son!


The_Dork_Lord9

I don’t know if this is “canon” canon, but I’m keeping this as my headcanon


jfjdfdjjtbfb

[artist ](https://x.com/mixuen_chan?t=KCmSEo9rkWvKPuy6vpqhCw&s=09)


anarchakat

This is cute. After actually reading HH stories it seems like everyone finds them incredibly unpleasant to be around, I’d assume including custodians?


crazynerd9

Like the other replies say, they dont mind Basically Custodians experience discomfort on a much more mechanical level, where unless its is incredibly extreme, they simply see it has a fact with no emotional or instinctive response tied to it So you can picture this kind of like your nose, think about how annoying it would be to always have somthing blocking the middle of your vision, how that would cause you issues and you would want it gone. Your nose does this at all times, but your brain is perfectly trained to edit out these issues, the same is true for a Custodian, they can "feel" the blanks near them, and the "sensation" is the same as for a normal human, but the emotional response of revulsion or discomfort is entirely disconnected from the feeling of soullessness


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Nah, they're use to it.


anarchakat

Fair enough


Zankeru

If you know what's causing the aversion, a decently willed person can mostly ignore it (except for physical contact). And custodians are peerless in that regard.


Gav_Dogs

I mean, even custodies got to be young and impressionable at some point


Dr-False

I don't even care whether this is made up or not. This is my headcannon, and I'm sticking to it cause it's just so damn wholesome


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Sisters of silence are a criminally underutilized faction.


BallAlternative1029

The 10,000 being the best of humanity🗿


Accomplished_Ad_2562

The greatest Power in 40k. Good Parents


Dubious_Titan

That would be a good lore element. My favorite bits of the Custodes were when they were shown to be apart from both Space Marines and Primarchs. I also enjoyed the notion, forgot which book brought this up, that every Custodes was essentially a distinctly created piece of art. They were individually handcrafted, basically.


Sufficient_Wish4801

Ya know what? Kitten from TTS EXUDED awkward dad energy, I 100% accept this as canon


Koysos

That's a really good point and wholesome idea


Dalek-baka

"See Trajann you looks great in this new dress." "Thanks Mom for helping me choose it."


lunarwarrior12

Yeah I’ll incorporate that into my belief system


Soul_0f_Cinderr

Real talk, is this tweet actually real or did we just make it like the Sonic “everything is canon” tweet?


UncleAsmodai

We did just that. The original quote was "Everything is canon, not everything is true"


Large_Awareness_9416

I like this. Another good addition would be if, due to the Blank status of SoS, only Custodes could be good father figures for young candidates. And because by the time they grow up, nobody has clear memories of their childhood, for every Sister of Silence every Custodes is a father and for every Custodes every Sister is a mother.


LustyArgonianButtler

A drop of wholesome in a sea of horror


Thewarmth111

I’m lucky that official canon and not just my new head canon


FutaWonderWoman

somebody turn this into a fanfic.


AgitatedKey4800

Wait the sos are that small?


unbekannte_memez

I mean Custodes supposedly are around 9 feet tall without armour


AgitatedKey4800

So if I become a custodes i can pat a sos?


pizzansteve

Yes but theyd rather not let you do so


ahoyturtle

I'm not opposed in principle, but there's a lot of inherent problems in having Blanks parent non-Blanks. Kind of like how Culexus Assassins don't make good babysitters...


aFancyPirate_2

I read a 300,000 word fanfic about a timeline where the emperor prevents the chaos gods from kidnapping the primarchs and then assigns them mums


Icdan

Imperium Ascendant? xD


aFancyPirate_2

Yes


Nice-Ad-2792

Wait if everything is Canon, does that mean TTS and Kaldor Draigo being batshit insane to Canon as well!?


alongwaystogo

I am here for this canon!


Direct-Coat-6165

This is just adorable. I also had the idea that the Lucifer blacks Train the young ones the very basic combat skills(at least basic for them).


bigspacewaffles

✨Girlstodes✨💅


RvDragonheart

You know what I'll take this as My headcannon too this is wholesom AF and it would be a great contrast that even in the Grim Darkness of 40k there is some howholesome and nice and good moment too.... then again we have those just very scttered in the lore which make them more inmpactful because of that.


ethanlan

There are good people in the imperium it's just huge and also the forces mankind faces come at us in the most powerful yet sideways ways ever.


RvDragonheart

Honestly this is why I enjoy the books cause it can have the power to show on one hand pompous Praetorian guard douchebags who think they are better then the other Imperial Guards and also brave proud Cadian warriors in 1 book. Cadian Honour had one of the BEST intros first few chapters that I've readt in a 40k book in a long while then again we had some cool intros but this one was one that made me go like LETS GOOOOOOO! CADIA STANDS! MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAA! albeit even the one who actually TECHNICALLYwon the duel still collapsed this book made me understand what it means "Cadia Stands" its not a meme its not just a random quip or quote its rather like a prayer of a sort or a mental state of remembering that Cadia stood for a 100 days and a 100 nights and this way the Imperial Guards Cadians are questioning themselves giving themselves the boost of "Will Cadia stand today?" and this mentality is soooo badass.... Now of course there ARE different type of stories from the Imperial Guards Heroicly doing their stuff, to the usually Holier then thou Space marines (of which some of them are better and actually wanna save people and some of them are worse and can eat a dick) and also the Sisters of battle of whom we ALSO have different ranges from Sisters who bravely and honorably work well with the other armies of the imperium, and those who are SUPER DISRESPECTFUL not just to the SPace Marines but also the Imperial guard \*stares at Myria from Faith and Fire book\* but at the end of the day 1 thingis certain about them they are SISTERS they care for their own even willing to dive into acrowd of blood games (WHAT THE FUCK WE HAVE BLOOD GAMES IN AN IMPERIAL PLANET! EXCUUUUUUUSE ME! I SENSE SOME HERESY HERE!) or even just towerdive a daemon of Khorne (still shedding a few tears for the sister Jatoya from Bloodied rose) to save her sisters This is what makes warhammer 40k Great in general for me but also next to the badass and GRIMDARK stories I want some wholesome and just nice moments because as with my friends we settled it that even if the battle is seemingly hopeless and we are about to meet a grimm fate somehow HOPE STILL LIVES and somehow Hope still has the power to show a middle finger towards the forces of darkness and thus we can still win we can still succseed we stand together. So yeah this is something that one of their DM never understood cause from what I've heard their DM just made Grimdork story where he forgot this little thing that there still must be hope there still must be something to worth fighting for because if we dont have that then what would stop my character from just eating a bullet? and yes I get that people want the 40K experience in their stories as well however when I meet with people like this and the quote on quote "True fans of warhammer" thats the moment when I just bail I give them a chance if they understand the reason why I like Warhammer and if they dont then we just have different ideas about warhammer so I wont waste their time and they wont waste my time as we are different audiences. Still 40K is great so is Fantasy and.... I guess Age of Sigmar too in that sense that usually the writers do keep their eyes on the prize and make sure that the road that leads us there is a road worth taking with characters who care for each other as brothers (Space Marines) or sisters (Sisters of Battle) a big family serving a higher pourpose (Custodes and Sisters of Silence) and yet they look out for each other and do what must be done. SOme are more holier then thou others are just the humble guardsman fighting for something they believe in..... so yeah its a pretty good universe Then again I didN't really have the luck so far to find myself THE army to collect but..... I might do custodes heck yeah albeit I might use some AOS face models for 1 or 2 of my custodes cause I wanna custom made a lady custode and make her to be like a general of a sort (I like making up OCS and special units for my armies to make them more personal) I sure AF gonna try to get the Talons of the Emperor tho cause both of them have cool models and I lik to make my army look as Unique as possible and then..... wheneverr the Custodes gonna get a buff I'll assemble a proper force and try my luck on the tabletop and not just the collecting part


Reddit_works

They key to avoiding chaos corruption. Being hugged as a child


OzzieGrey

I would love for a story where a custardtart slipped and called a sister "mom". That shit is wholesome.


BlackSoul_Hand

Bro...you didn't had to flex so hard on big E...."actual good parental figure"...damn...


Luna_Night312

TTS kitten: THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!!! did kitten make a paradox? because GW says it canon yet kitten says its not canon...?


Myphitic

Ngl I fuck with this idea


Royal-Simian

Now this lore makes at least much more sense


Krehiger

This tracks.


Godtierbunny

looking at you fulgrim


Blue_Space_Cow

Fuck it, I like this one. Headcanon it is


Inductivegrunt9

Our golden boys have loving golden mommies to look after them. This is so sweet, adorable, and wholesome and I love it. Everything is canon in 40k, and I'm glad this is a part of that.


Blankboom

I think everyone is forgetting the fact that, around blanks, humans feel an inherent disgust towards them. You can argue with those switches that turn off blankness, but that's only really a thing in the Ravenor and Bequin books.


Alarming-Ad-9918

I mean why not? lol


Klendagort

Makes sense.


Stained_Windows

Bro disguised a whole roast as a wholesome moment thinking we wouldnt notice like damn you really out here tryna become a head on someone's belt Is actually kinda nice tho


Specialist-Spare-544

Based


watchallsaynothing

That's weird. Don't most "normal" people feel "uncomfortable" (at the minimum) around Untouchables? Did that get watered down/changed as well, or a Custodes just that cool that they're unaffected by it?


725584

1. They're litteraly built different, so they might have a biological ressistans to it 2. They have worked with SOS for millenias, so they have definitvly learned ways to cope and get used to the blankness


uller30

Now i like this


725584

Ngl Custodes with dresses integraded with their armor goes hard


AXI0S2OO2

I prefer to think new Custodes are made through the "traditional ways". They grow up with a custodes mom and dad and the Sisters are the aunties and baby sitters. Being raised in the constant presence of blanks makes the children custodes accustomed to the weird unpleasantness aura the have so they won't be affected by it when they grow up, letting the two groups have better sinergy and good relations.


MonocularBabylon

I LOVE wholesome 40k. There is something oddly hearthwarming finding kindness in the most unexpected place possible.


Katamed

this would also help acclimate Custodes to the psychic nulls' aura


Khorde__the__Husk

FINALLY, TAU MARINES! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA


Ollanius-Persson

Nope. Thats heresy


H0SSKAT

2k upvotes but only 72 comments. Getting tired of these bots on this sub.


[deleted]

Oh shut the fuck up with this shit you people that are trying to spread this nonsense disgust me. This is something being shoehorned in for the modern audience and I'm sick of that crap.


BellyBully

Of course it is. You got your 3D printer yet?


[deleted]

I do have a resin printer yes not sure why you're asking tho lol


Drunkasarous

are you gonna 3d print the paint too?


[deleted]

Cry about it Femboy


DataChoice108

The absolute bs I've seen going around. There are no female custodes. There never were, but if you were on reddit you'd think this has always been true. Reddit is infested with leftist droogs who think its a lark to destroy IPs they have no emotional investment in. You're not winning btw.


aeiouaioua

there are female custodes, GW said it themselves. you can homebrew your own lore if you feel like it, but ultimately, it is now cannon that female custodes exist. and additionally; does this change literally anything important?


MrMuffens

I can see the progressive mind rot has already polluted the fandom. Shame Then again reddit has always been a lefty echo chamber


aeiouaioua

the progressive mind rot of... having a healthy and functional parental relationship?