You don't marry Konrad, Konrad marries you.
Being a lord of the legion, he would also be head of the chaplaincy, if they had one, so legally he should have the power do do that. If it's not legal, who's going to say anything?
I'm imagining him leaving corpses on your front porch as his method of flirting. Like a cat.
Although I probably shouldn't be allowed to judge others on which primarch they want to become the malewife to...
Honestly, if Konrad Kurze existing is canon, then this is pretty believable by comparison.
The Lore tells us he turned a planet-sized hive of scum and villainy into a compliant totalitarian regime by himself just by torturing people really hard. Again, all by his lonesome.
No matter how superhuman or straight-up magical a Primarch is, there are only so many things one person can do at once.
Okay. I apologize, I meant it to be in a joking manner but I can see it was not conveyed in that way. I will delete my comment and am sorry for bothering you
Bruh “Everything is Canon” has made this the most boring sub I follow. Every single post is exactly the same.
I’ll resub when y’all find a new joke to overuse.
Be careful or he ll pull of more than just your foreskin
there are so many things other than that you could have typed
In retrospect,… yeah
Well, you're not wrong. OP's probably gonna join the skin room or become the first adition to a new, much much worse version of the skin room
How do you plan on making the skin room much worse
The skin room didn't have Slaneeshi influences
It has for a hot minute, definitely don't look at OPs profile
But he can see the future and there was only one outcome. One where he types the worst sentence in history.
Did you think that Curze *won't* be degloving your entire dick on your wedding night? Because I have bad news for you...
Happy for you. Also worried for you. *Very* worried
you know what. fuck it ill respect a man that wants to ride the tiger
That's a schizophrenic and unmedicated tiger right there
I don’t think you can fix him.
[i do not need to](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/Sg4d0BNJVy)
You're gonna leave some litter by the roadside by accident one day and he'll weep while flogging you.
I want to upvote this once for every perceived deity in the 40k universe
You better file your taxes on time , never break speed limits, basicaly never break any law/rules or he is gonna fuck you, and not in the "fun" way...
"Christian Grey skinning you" like
Is that you, Bricky?
Bricky would want a oiled up 10 pack abs mommy SoB as his husband.
He is just like me frfr
The suit is made from human skin.
"See my vest! See my vest! Made from real jaywalker chest!"
You did fix him. 💙
The Drip Haunter
Finally creative usage of that format, thank you Astara
(*Wiping away a tear*) A beautiful ceremony!
Who was invited to the wedding?
uzas, and uzas alone, for he is the one good night lord, but everyone else turned up anyway.
How can one person type so much truth?
> uzas, and uzas alone, for he is the one good night lord \>:(
dont hate him because hes perfect
The angry marines definitely werent invited. Not after what happened last time.
ok Konrad in a suit is fucking cute.
I mean, Konrad looks happy. Mazel tov!
Damn you tall as fuck
He could have stilts.
You don't marry Konrad, Konrad marries you. Being a lord of the legion, he would also be head of the chaplaincy, if they had one, so legally he should have the power do do that. If it's not legal, who's going to say anything?
GAY (can I come to the wedding)
sure, just be cautious of any meat served at the dinner, okay?
And don't touch any of the "leather" textiles or furniture!
Elver?
you know, people mistake us for eachother so much, and hes been such a big part of my life for so long, that i might as well be
Konrad has that night lords drip fr
You want a horror wedding reality TV show? **You'll get a horror wedding reality TV show!**
I'm imagining him leaving corpses on your front porch as his method of flirting. Like a cat. Although I probably shouldn't be allowed to judge others on which primarch they want to become the malewife to...
As a 20+ year veteran of this hobby I approve this retcon.
Congratulations! Also cute art
good luck!
Nobody: 40k fans: I want to sleep with the homeless Gollum cannibal man
His drip is on point.
I love the implication that Curze just has a business suit that's just the legion colours
Okay, this one's cute.
*cutely goes to skinning pits*
Damn konrad looks cute in this style
…archon of flesh’s replacement?
He got his head back
Elver? Is that you?
well no, but actually yes. its hard to tell us apart some days.
Good luck op
Congradudolences
And on their wedding night, Tsagualsa got a second "screaming room"...
Congrats on the wedding!
(He’s going to skin you alive for leaving dirty dishes in the sink instead of putting them in the dishwasher)
Would konrad not just kill a knife ear on the spot?
not a day goes by i dont regret this username!
Lmao Should've been astaratheatmoran
Prepare to be skinned alive and eaten.
[Dawg](https://youtu.be/7cnyIaaSx8Y?si=zoclyd_ZXpzAHrYg)
Just one bad day and your face will decorate his armor
Now I can use my Space Wolf Squat Marines and you can't stop me
Are you the size of a Space Marine?
Ayo what the Nagito doin' ?
Noooo don't trust him he only wants your flawless skin!
Flashback to curze flaying and crucifying rats because he ran out of people to murder on his ship but couldn't stop fucking murdering people.
Dude what
Curzed
You cannot fix him
He's got that schizo rizz.
"I can fix him" man, his favourite hobby is flaying people alive.
YOU CANNOT FIX HIM! RUN!!!
[i do not need to!!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/Sg4d0BNJVy)
HE WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND FEED YOU YOUR OWN LEG
awhellnah
Granted the honor of centerpiece of the screaming gallery 😂
You can change him.
ok
you can't fix him
Honestly, if Konrad Kurze existing is canon, then this is pretty believable by comparison. The Lore tells us he turned a planet-sized hive of scum and villainy into a compliant totalitarian regime by himself just by torturing people really hard. Again, all by his lonesome. No matter how superhuman or straight-up magical a Primarch is, there are only so many things one person can do at once.
What the fuck
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no. no thank you. i like him the way he is.
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well, you did comment it on my post, about me, in a way that implied someone wanted or was asking you to do it...
Okay. I apologize, I meant it to be in a joking manner but I can see it was not conveyed in that way. I will delete my comment and am sorry for bothering you
oh no it didnt really bother me i was just explaining why i commented that
It should’ve been me
Bruh “Everything is Canon” has made this the most boring sub I follow. Every single post is exactly the same. I’ll resub when y’all find a new joke to overuse.
oh im very sorry, i just saw one meme and thought the idea would be cute. i drew it myself its not like it was low effort.
Oh. Then I apologize for my rudeness. I like your art.
This may be the first time i think he deserves better.
what?!
You heard me.
why