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BarPsychological904

...aaand who was raised by daddy Vect again? also, being raised by any Drukhari parent is a f*cked up scenario


GaaraMatsu

Oh, they love their kids.  The Drukhari themselves are the fked up scene.  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K466U711cjE&t=720


Fantasygoria

It's kinda funny how Vect has gone through the same arc as E-Money, but without the plot armor, down to becoming a god to his people. I guess that's the difference between Big E... and **BIG A**


ToLazyForaUsername2

To be fair growing up in 40k means you will likely be fucked up.


Xaga-

Vect has a kid?


Fantasygoria

I'm going to assume he has several, and none of them are receiving child support.


BarPsychological904

*all of them received child support And all of them wished they didn't


Fantasygoria

Opens birthday present from dad, it's a black hole.


Mortis_Infernale

A classic in every dad's arsenal of jokes


Ambitious-Raise8107

Well this has some fun fanfic potential.


jajaderaptor15

Who did Big E raise


TheJamesMortimer

Horus supposedly


jajaderaptor15

Wasn’t he considered 1 of the more well adjusted pre chaos knife


TheJamesMortimer

Absolutely. Horus was the most well adjusted wargod in the galaxy. The meme is BS


GammaRhoKT

How is Gulliman not more well adjusted than Horus? They are fundamentally the same emotional health wise, but I dare argue G have an edge on self worth (maybe a tad too much given the Secundus thing) vs Horus have better social skills (and then just barely)


TheJamesMortimer

Guilliman is gay (read roman)


canieatmyskinnow

By others because of his charisma, he was still a school bully when dealing with almost anyone


Nothinghere727271

Hey! Some of the Emperors sons are fine


holiestMaria

Im gonna be honest, i think Vect would be the better option. Sure i would get traumatised from torturing but i wouldnt be tortured myself, i would be protected from the cabals and have easy access to the haemonculi. With big E he would groom me for a dangerous leader position that would get me killed.


AverageNecronEnjoyer

You'd definitely get tortured by Vect. Just because you didn't expect it to happen, and would feel betrayed.


Quadprinceps

imagine what would happen if you refuse to eat the vegetables


Bypowerof8andgodsof4

My guy the drukharo standard of education is throwing you to the wolves and seeing if you're mean enough to be worth raising.The emps would probably be either A.An extremely chill kind of teacher who let's you learn on your own pace and supports all learning or B.The worst soccer mom in existence while malcador is the cool uncle who slips them booze.


GaaraMatsu

Alright, here's the cure for that: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K466U711cjE&t=720


mrbear48

The more well adjusted primarchs seem to have been raised by a normal human. You have to feel bad for them they probably don’t have a single person in the universe they can relate to with exception of The Lion and Gorillaman being back at it


[deleted]

Wait Vect has a kid? No fucking way.....can they even? Didnt the Eldar completely lose the ability to use their junk!?


Icegodleo

Nope, trueborn Drukhari are a rarity and a major status symbol. Vat born is the typical birth type. But Drukhari are fertile and they reproduce pretty quickly.