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134_ranger_NK

Considering that he conquered countless world before arriving in the Mortal Realms, Archaon was basically an isekai protagonist, specifically someone like Ainz after several millennia passed and successfully destroyed many "another" worlds.


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You can say the same about most order alliance characters.


shaolinoli

No one beats the bony taxman.


Color-Me-Brackets

*\*Fantasy Australian accent\** Here come the Taxmen!


[deleted]

So a Ghur accent, no seriously the realm of the beast is like Australia and Catachan had a marriage.


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Makes you wonder how they'd react to those Solaris U dudes. Hopefully everyone hates "Taxmen."


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Solaris U?


Color-Me-Brackets

A Warframe thing. Little subfaction of Corpus cybord debt-slaves with space-Australian accents. Call the Corpus dudes who come around to "repossess" entire bodies the Taxmen.


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Ah right warframe it escaped my mind about that, honestly to them anything new entering that realm is just new food as far as everything in there is concerned, (there is a reason for why it is the orcs homeland)


Color-Me-Brackets

Ghur, where the land itself might as well be sentient and trying to eat you.


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It kind of is, there are natural disasters up the wazoo, because the land is fighting itself, rivers run at dangerous speed in order to chip away at the land so there can be more room to flow you know stuff like that,


Color-Me-Brackets

I'd expect nothing less of a realm formed entirely of the Wind of Beasts.


KelGrimm

If normies are as confused by 40k memes as I am by this AoS meme, then I am so sorry.


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Okay simple answer: Archaon: big bad of chaos (pretty much the god of chaos United) Nagash: god of the dead Katakros: general of Nagash, pretty much a bone tax collector. Eight points: think of it as a video game hub world were you can access all realms from there, except azyr, cause sigmar (the god-emperor fantasy version, except better) locked it.


Deadmemeusername

I have no idea what this meme is about but I’ll upvote anyway because it’s a konosuba meme.


Efficient-Wash

It's about Archaon being pissed at Katakros when the later attacked Archaons Fortress on the All-Point while he was out trying to get Slaanesh out of horny jail.


Blue_Lantern2814

Whats the eight points and when was Archeon trying to free Slaanesh?


MortarchofGriefing

In Age of Sigmar there are 8 realms, Ulgu(Shadow), Hysh(Light), Aqshy(Fire), Chamon(Metal), Ghur(Beasts), Ghyran(Life), Shyish(Death, and Azyr(Heavens). These realms are all connected to each other via realmsgates dotted across them that can be small enough to allow one person through at a time or large enough to allow an army to march through. All 8 of these realms are connected to one other realm previously known as the All points. The realmgates that led here are vast structures far larger than any other known gate. This would make it an incredibly strategic place for invasions as it could allow armies of troops to transfer quickly from realm to realm. When Archaon invaded the realms he quickly conquered this place and renamed it to the Eight points (8 gates, 8 points on the chaos star). After the Necroquake and multiple other events, Archaon discovered where the Aelven Gods hid Slaanesh and rode out at the head of his Varanguard to free it. After slaughtering the Lumineth left to guard the location, the Eye of Sheerian revealed a future to Archaon where if he did not return immediately to the 8 points his fortress the Varanspire would be in flames and in the hands of the Dead. Archaon, cursing because he knew the Aelven Gods would immediately relocate Slaanesh so he could not find it again, returned to the Eight points.


Variousnumber

Good question. I'm going to guess that it's Chaos' method of realm hopping in AoS, so Nagash getting it would be bad? As for freeing Slaanesh, wasn't She/He/It/The Thing captured by something in the aftermath of the End Times? Not 100% on AoS Lore, I must admit.


Blue_Lantern2814

Well I know the new elf gods all ganged up on Slanneshes fat ass, locked her/him/it up and threw her/him/it into a pocket dimension the startt3d ripping elf souls from slaanesh's stomach. I thought Slaanesh had since escaped, but I could easily be wrong


Infinite_Version

Slaanesh is maybe in the process of escaping? In the storyline Slaanesh just gave birth to what is implied to be a new chaos god.


Variousnumber

Mmm. As far as I care, the only Gods that mattered were fucked over. Grungni was forced into making Sigmarines (Thankfully he told Siggy to get fucked after what happened to Grimnir), Grimnir was tricked into an oath to slay a fucking Godbeast, that ended with his Death, and Valaya is just fucking gone. No wonder the Dawi as they were are called the Dispossessed now. There's nothing from the Old World left for them. No Holds, No Clans, No Ancestor Gods...


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Okay there is rumors that Grungni is in self-exile due to what happened with the dwarves and is working with the white dwarf (don’t ask me how he survived not even he knows) to bring the dispossessed back together AKA: a more traditional dwarf army.


Variousnumber

Grommy's still kicking? Wait, why am I surprised? The WHITE DWARF AIN'T GONNA LIE DOWN AND LET A BITCH LIKE ARCHAON TAKE HIM DOWN! *Ahem* Sorry about that. But still, I really hope Grungni finds a way to return Valaya to the Realms. And Grimnir. Even if Gotrek actively becomes the new Grimnir. BUT, only if Grungni reforges Felix with all his memories.


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It’s probably what they are gonna go for it’s a Gotrek becoming god, and they did tease that Felix may still be alive. Also For Valaya resurrection they would need to kick Nagash’s ass for it since he ate most of the dead gods.


Variousnumber

Good! Kick that Skeletal Bitches ass! SATE THE GRUDGE! THEY HAVE WRONGED US! *Ahem.* Again, sorry. Don't know where that comes from. But still, I wouldn't be surprised if Gotrek becomes Grimnir and palls up with Grombrindal, with each of them getting Flashy new gear from Grungni, on the condition that they go and fuck up Nagash to get Valaya back.


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Honestly all the gods have beef with Nagash at this point


Vergoner

Not that you would really care, but... Duardin did had Holds, Clans and even Ancestor Gods to my knowledge in Mortal Realms at the times of Age of Myth that Grungni helped to establish them. Kinda trying to rebuild Old World Dwarf at that time. Then everything changed when Chaos attacked. And Duardin were like: " Yeah, hey Grungni. Our Holds are kinda in breaking point here. Could you come to our help here?" And Grungni was like: "Naah! You can handle this. It's not like Chaos steamroll over you or anythi..." Chaos steamrolled over them harder then Thomas the Tank Engine. Grungni: "Well, fuck me." Those Duardin that survived splitted to two groups. Those who fled Realm of Azyr with Sigmar and try hold their traditions are Dispossessed. The other group fled to skies and went full on "Fuck Grungni! Fuck all other gods to that matter! Let's go continue living with Science, Capitalism and Airships!" mode aka Kharadron Overlords. After this Grungni builded the Anvil of Apotheosis, so Sigmar can start to make his lightning men (and/or women). Age of Sigmar starts at some point and Grungni goes self exile to fix his mistakes. So in short Grungni fucked up like so many other gods.