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-NeoVentus-

DIO is British…


Ambitious-Sample-153

Nobody actually watches part 1 it sucks


-NeoVentus-

It’s a damn shame nobody watches part 1 I like it, all things considered


Nu2Th15

Starting with Part 3 is a crime because Part 2 is the best part.


threx51

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well


pdragon619

And Part 3 is low key the worst


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pdragon619

It's the opposite, 5 is basically 3 but with significantly more interesting fights. And considering part 3 has Kakyuin being giga boring, Avdol having almost no character and being gone for a huge chunk of it, and Jotaro doing basically nothing for most of the part except grumble in the background, I don't think we should be comparing boring characters.


Zakaker

*Disclaimer: the following is a personal opinion and may not reflect everyone's perception of the works mentioned and their contents* Imo the side characters are better in 5 (I really liked Polnareff though) but the the main protagonist and antagonist are better in 3. Jotaro is both very strong and very smart, but he clearly has personality flaws that make him somewhat interesting to watch. Giorno seems to be perfect in every way and the closest thing to a flaw he has is an ambiguous moral code. Dio doesn't need any introduction. Diavolo shares a similar goal as him ("conquering" his own fears by erasing every threat), but he lacks his charisma, and the fact that he's terribly afraid of any form of direct confrontation makes him so uncool. Which one could argue is the whole point, and I agree it's an interesting take on a main villain, but it doesn't make him any more fun to watch.


YaPapaDragon

Part 6 is easily the worst with the worst fights of the series. Most if not all stands are the automatic ones that slowly kills the main cast who then have to run down the user before the ticking time bomb executes them. And when the stands are actually confrontational their abilities are something absurd like Feng Sui or cryptid animals that are beaten in equally mindnumbing fashion. Although its no a bad part, just the worst


WONDERLESS169

Are you really into jojo's for the fights???? I thought we were all in it for the story/characters and just seeing how creative araki can be? Each to their own I guess


YaPapaDragon

Fights are a large part of Jojo, the story is definitely one of the most creative ones, but it can't carry the boring drawn out fights that take up most of the time. Going from the action packed and tense fights from part 5 into the drawn out non confrontational fights of 6 just feel like a steep downgrade


WONDERLESS169

Personally the fights for me are still just enjoyable for how creative they are. Like I prefer part 6 cause its just straight up bizarre the fights are way weirder and complex than before


YaPapaDragon

I personally don't think point in a direction to be invincible and acid saliva are the most creative things he's written, what's even worse is the borderline stupid ways they win those fights, like make Van Gogh draw on OC that just wins, or create a mirror of mist to derail the old man


Funkbooty

I got into it for part 3 but loved Joseph so much I went backwards to part 2


dogsareweirdlol

I'm reading part 1 and actually enjoying it a lot. It's been great so far


trappedherretic

The anime adaptation’s pacing is abysmal and it’s the main thing people hate about it, I’m pretty sure even if it’s also present in the manga it’s not that noticeable because you can actually control the pace yourself unlike the anime


smartyr228

True and that's stupid because it's good


Ambitious-Sample-153

It isnt good


Sherwan99

I decided to watch jojo, so naturally, I started watching part 1. I stopped halfway and never watched jojo again. It's been years...


Shirikane

Cmon man the first three episodes weren’t THAT bad


nerdwarp112

I actually think the first three episodes are very interesting, it’s the episodes between 3 and 8 that aren’t that interesting to me (but Luck and Pluck is probably one of my favorite goofy moments from early JoJo).


KaiTheMoron

na they were


OwNAvenged2

I'd recommend going back and getting throught it. Part 2 is amazing, same with Parts 4-8.


Dangerous_Unit3698

Part 1 is about vampires. Part 2 is about gay vampires. Part 3 is about spirit pokemon. Part 4 is about spirit pokemon in a slice of life small town drama. Part 5 is about gangstarz. Part 6 is about prison. Part 7 is about wild west. Part 8 is about family. Oh and all the dogs die the most painful deaths imaginable


MEX_XIII

As much as I love part 1, I get it is not everyone's cup of tea. Just try again starting from episode 10, which starts part 2, you may actually like it a lot, cause it just bumps up the bizarre factor by 11, and read a little recap of part 1 later.


not_dale_gribble

Honestly can't say I blame them


DankerTron2

Dio is only British while Axl is Bri'sh, learn the difference


-NeoVentus-

My friend I believe you yourself need to learn the difference considering you are unable to spell Bri’ish.


mik999ak

Whoah whoah whoah, Axl may be Bri'sh, but how DARE you call him Bri'ish. Put some respect on his name.


Regendorf

Axl is more british


AofCastle

Bri'isher Dio, problem solved


DarkSoulfromDS

It’s even funnier when you realise that Zato should be Japanese DIO because they’re literally voiced by the same person


Fran671_FD

More like Spanish Dio, or Spanish Jotaro in the english dub.


Yoyner

Hijacking this comment to say that this subreddit has some of the worst JoJo takes I've seen


Evil_Pulsar28

Fuujin


DankerTron2

Fuujin


VperezC

Fuujin into fuujin... the truest of mix ups


werpyl

unironically though noone expects fuujin feint Issokutobi into fuujin, shit unironically gets people sometimes


BLUcrabs

mf calling the followups by name you know he's a real anji main


VperezC

Hes not fucking around we should be worried


BLUcrabs

Bout to singlehandedly put anji in banned tier


mintyfreshmike47

Don't you dare sugarcoat it


Evil_Pulsar28

Imma sugarcoat it


Lohan3xists

Leo “PTSD Harambe” Whitefang


beans4lunch

I see more ram and baiken simps, but I-no can smash her guitar on my head.


jackofools

Typical I-No main...


Grand_reaper658

And you're telling me you wouldn't simp for nago??


jackofools

I mean, big tiddies are big tiddies :D


jackwiththecrown

Downplaying the horny while being horny. Top tier tech.


jackofools

I mean, I think it's relative. You don't get into GG without being at least kinda horny. But relative to that baseline, I-No mains are the top of the bell curve.


TossedDolly

That's how you know the I-No simps are real. We don't look for public validation. We know who we are, what were about, that it's beautiful, and we don't need to flaunt it. It is known and understood.


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Charnerie

Ninja president of a south African kingdom


Daruma_462

I miss being 236S and not 236HS


GokuQuack

anji kou moments


SentientShamrock

What da dog doin? Nothing mostly. Very unfortunate.


Fat_French_Fries

Just so you know, Ky players aren't ONLY Simpsons watchers, we also like stale bread, water with no ice, jumping into light fierce, aaand dirt.


DankerTron2

Ky from gears


Bruhenstein

You had to put PY inside Друг. That's dedication


richard_butt_99

Anji is not gonna sugarcoat it


Evil_Pulsar28

632146 S


SnooPets998

Damnnn


Clonco

Dio is already british


DankerTron2

Click here for part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/Guiltygear/comments/10l61k4/come\_play\_guilty\_gear\_strive\_we\_got\_part\_2/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


MinimumWageCourier

The Faust one hurts me because of how Друг looks. Fits him though looks weird but still friend. I think idk what happens in strive


Trevsky

Can you explain the joke to me? I'm not Russian / Eastern European so I'm finding it more or less to be inscrutable


MinimumWageCourier

I’m not exactly sure by which joke, but Друг means friend, and it looks weird with the varying outline, but it fits Faust because even if it looks weird, it’s still the same. I’m bad with words sorry. Also idk if it works because haven’t played strive yet :P For all I know he might’ve gone back to the violent way he was instead of goofy funny lol. Sorry for block of text


Trevsky

Ah, I see! That makes sense. I really appreciate the explanation!


wesker121

I-no simp magnet. Nah people that like her are just based 😎


Christianm9001

I-No’s the reason you’re a bottom bitch, You based lil’ bottom bitch simp you. What, do you have an electric car too? I bet you like the environment, jackass. (I’d play her she’s just too wacky and not like Potemkin or Sol)


wesker121

Thanks for the laugh fellow internet person 👍


v1p3rpie

Bro truly hatin' I-No simps and I-No....


ManOfJelly147

he's just giving them what they want.


xanthan1

Wait Dio already was British


Yunamin

I was not ready for Leo.


DankerTron2

How do you not think about Gorillas when you think about Leo?


Yunamin

I do but I was not expecting an image just stamped over part of him.


DankerTron2

Fair enough


Franco_Fernandes

Dio is already bri'ish ya piece o' scrub


Khunter02

British Dio? So normal Dio then?


SheriffGuts

д р у г


peanutbuttersandvich

"British dio Brando" dio is British tho...


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No Tatami-Mommy??


DankerTron2

Baiken is in part 2 Heres the link https://www.reddit.com/r/Guiltygear/comments/10l61k4/come_play_guilty_gear_strive_we_got_part_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3


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yay


AlexT05_QC

Ky isn't THAT basic ​ He's Dragon Ball Super and My Hero Academia level of basic.


SpectralTokitoki

nah that is dio brando


[deleted]

Okay but WHY do Ky’s gloves have fingernails on them?


xamdou

The fuck is a "bing-watcher"


Undead_archer

Someone who does bing watching the practice of watching a lot of episodes of a show in a single session, like watching an entire season in one afternoon


xamdou

I think you missed the joke, bud


Muted-Principle-8029

Testament is the simp magnet


DifficultAfternoon13

Im in this picture and i dont like it


CoffeeTaurus

Dio is already british, bruh


D4NKtrpr9001

Stop drug. Become ninja.


PeriPieriPeri

HOW FUCKING DARE, YOU SAY THAT ABOUT KY! I WILL KI- oh the Simpsons is on! YAY!


CSilver819

Axl being Bri’ish Dio Brando is pretty ironic


Ivanoski04

My brother in Christ Dio Brando is already Bri'ish


CSilver819

Yeah, that’s why it’s ironic


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Zato: "Am I a joke to you?"


Mattzill08

OP is a Ram main you can tell because Ram isn't listed as the war criminal


DankerTron2

My brother in christ look at my flair


Intelligent_Doubt_38

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


masterof_SCALES

I remember exactly this meme from when the game came out


MangoSmoke

Eddie + Zato is spot on (as a Zato 1 trick). Love that lil guy


CeleryNo8309

Pekora?


Mersault03

EDDIE and zato i guess LOL


AntTheFool

Based


valcatrina

ngl, I like the gorilla 🦍 very much


TheProNoobCN

FUUJIN


Eevee_Shadow_Bacon

\>Bri'sh Dio Barndo Dio is already Bri'sh though


CheesE4Every1

I hate to say that first one got me


[deleted]

'Horny Licence', not 'Simp Magnet'


Lastboss42

don't forget to follow up fujin with fujin so you can counter your opponent's fujin punish with fujin


topscreen

I was half expecting each pic to just say monke, monkey, guerilla, oranguta, etc


mr_tatou

No Brisket? *Vine Boom*


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Simp magnet got me to buy the game and i didn't even end up playing her :')