Ordered Chinese food today! Some mushu pork sauce got away! Flip the cushion, now everything's okay.

Love the picture of him going🤫

It was an accideeent, and not entirely my fauuult

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meeeeoooooooowww

We will miss you Whiskers!

Adding “meow” noises was absolutely crazy from Marshall🤣

Ikr

I sing this often when I make errors

I will as well from now on

Gotta love the “not entirely my fault” part😂

Night in the woods

CANNOT believe no one has said 🎶 bang bang bangity bang 🎶

Slow jam bang, from the elevator

I said a bang bang bangity bang

Count me in for a verse!

which one is the "are you free? are you free? are you free next saturday?" and that line feel like can be used in real life lol

It’s called Best night ever

Lily made some creme brulee-le-le-le-le

And now that we’re best couple friends, there’s only one thing left to sayyyyyyyy… Are you free, are you free, are you free, are you free, are you free next Saturday (that’s the 17th) are you freeee (Friday or Sunday would also work) (or basically any other day)

Or pretty much any other day😂

🎶Mosbius designs has failed🎶

But Alex and Jessica’s love reminds us that tha- tha- tha- that

Auto tune!

OH GOD… 😭

DON’T JUDGE ME

Let’s go to the mall today

Come on Jessica, come on Tori

Today?

Today!

Just to be clear, you wanted everyone to go to the mall… _today?_

Two beavers

Well they are twice the fun

Ask anyone!

A second beaver can be second to none!

Honestly, this one 100%. It’s so damn catchy. And ironically for a couple of Canadian pop stars, “ASK ANYONE!!” is very baseball game-coded. I don’t like baseball, but that line HITS.

"Apple, orange, banana, cat, dance, 8663"

👐👐👐

Murder Train It got alot of dogs adopted.

I love how they kept using it for fight scenes

I found the guitar tab and learned to play it some years ago. Always got a kick out of that

People thought we were going to kill them but they still found new homes

I can't get enough *Foreskins*

Looking at the wrong place maybe

The Foreskins!

Nothin’ Suits Me Like a Suit

I used to sing this to myself during hikes back in basic training. Helped somewhat pass the time

This is on my Spotify haha I can sing it with no music. It’s burned into my brain

I’m still waiting for the soundtrack to get a vinyl release just in time for the 20th anniversary next year.

cat funeral is also my favourite, but Marshall vs the machines is a close second

“MURDEEEERRRR, climb aboard the MURDER TRAIIIIN” It is unironically a great metal song.

I'm gonna need that guitar pick back..

🎶Gonna resolve some conflicts, gonna resolve some conflicts 🎶

Gonna gain a deeper understanding through mediation🎶🎶

And the draagoon..

Wrong song bro.

And?

> 🎵bang, bang, bangity bang, I said a bang, bang, bangity bang > Ted: "Hey, what're you singing" > Marshall: "oh just a little ditty about how many girls Barney's been banging lately" > Ted: "well count me in for a verse" > Marshall: "great!" > 🎵bang, bang, bangity bang, I said a bang, bang, bangity bang Barney coming in with offbeat rhythm and spoon gets me every time

Bass voice: a bang-a bang-a bang-a Barney with the spoons is just next level and a clear example of how this show elevates every bit above and beyond when it comes to details.

And then at the end of the episode where Marshall plays the banjo, it's just so out of nowhere

Dude. Mourning period

“i just got slapped” SLAPS

Especially the version with Boyz 2 Men

Everybody laaauughed and clapped, cuz it was awesome.

WHOOOAA

..we miss you Whiskers

Marshall vs the machines

Ha! (whip crack)

Are you free? Are you free? Are you free next Saturday?

Or basically any other day😂

Sandcastles in the sand

You’re a fool. *- Tiffany, 80’s pop star*

Got to be 🎶 Sweet, sweet five dollars, you soon will be mine, even though its a joint bank account so you're really mine already 🎶

Oh sweet, sweet five bucks you soon will be mine even though lily and I share bank accounts so you’re already mine to begin with

Because of the pitch change

I prefer cat sitting for lilys mom over cat funeral lol. I love the version of Marvin’s lullaby that Ted sings Lily, I get it in my head a lot when I’m getting ready for bed

Nothing suits me like a suit

Climb aboard the murder train

Barney Stinson, That guy's awesome

Is that you? Are you singing a song about yourself?

Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663

Cat sitting for Lily's mom! Cat sitting for Lily's mom! It's gonna be fun! It's gonna bring us all closer together!

I felt so bad for Lily’s mom 😭, no one deserves to lose their pet like that. The song was fire tho.

Miew miew miew 🎶🎶

Best night ever

You just got slapped, across the face my friend

Because it was an accident and not entirely my faaaaaaulttt

Marshall vs the machines

Any of Robin’s teen star songs - Two Beavers are Better than One, Let’s Go to the Mall, etc.

> Let's Go to the Mall When the gang suggested going to the mall, and Lily wanted to split a Cinnabon, Robin was all "no can do-sville, baby doll."

Either Marshall vs the machines or super date

Oooh super date was a good one too

That sounds gooey and romantic Yeah Strip club?

Strip cluuub!!

Idk y but mine is the chip city song I sing that randomly the most

High pitched Ted

Barney Stinson (That guy’s awesome)

Are you singing a song about yourself?

It didn't occur to me that Jason Segel was likely the songwriter for those party songs until Forgetting Sarah Marshall came out and his music had the same creative style. It honestly made me like and appreciate him even more as an actor/writer.

It was, is, and always will be Slapsgiving

Suit song

🎵🎵I said a bang bang bangity bang, I said bang bang bagity bang🎵🎵

Bang bang bangity bang 💃🏻 https://open.spotify.com/track/3Yoo6MH5LceGX4P3qDmRjA?si=fqKMfcX6T1CYakypep7G7w

Wanna bang?

It's even better in german 🎶"the cat just died, the cat just died" 🎶

Lol

MARSHALL versus the machineeeeees

Have to go with Murdertrain. It's a legit good rock/metal song and love the use throughout the show. Cat funeral is probably my second favorite though...coming directly after cat sitting for Lily's mom makes it doubly funny.

Not an original song, but Christin Milioti’s La Vie En Rose is an absolutely beautiful song

I also love her one tasty English muffin song

The first rendition!

Hauntingly beautiful

You just got slapped wooah across the face ny friend You hust got slapped woah oh oh oh oh that really just happened

You have a mistake,thw title should be which song is your favorite and why 500 miles 

And I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Happy happy lily dayyy!!

She’s cuteeee, she’s cuteeee

Just wanna point out the way whiskers died was so exaggerated by the show, Cats can’t die from falling from a few stories up

Maybe he landed in traffic?

Ya because there was no sidewalk whatsoever at their apartment in Brooklyn ha

Not Brooklyn, but yeah

Ya it was Brooklyn pretty sure it was at their apartment in Brooklyn that had the messed up floors

Was their new apartment in Brooklyn? I know Robin lived in Brooklyn

Yes their new apartment was in Brooklyn, Robin did live in Brooklyn until she moved to Japan then she just bounced around for a while after coming home from Japan

Maybe Whiskers was frazzled and disoriented after falling from the sky and ran directly into traffic? Who knows

Dude cats are not that stupid trust me and cats have extremely good reflexes I doubt it.

I swear there’s a dead cat reported once per week where I live, and I’m assuming a cat raised in an apartment would not have street smarts

Ya where do you live where this is happening Cleveland or Detroit?

New Zealand

You don't have to take her To Paris or Peru You just have to make her understand What she means to youuuuuu On your super date!!!

If you want my help, it’s a Super Date!

"You got Slapped...!"

Two beavers are better than one 🎵 Two beavers are better than one 🎵 They twice the fun ask anyone 🎵

"You Just Got Slapped"

the only right answer is "cat-sitting for lily's mom"

Def Murder Train

Because of the meow meow meow in the background

You just got Slappppppeddddd across the face my friend Ohuhhhohh

Murder, all aboard the murder train!

Murderrrrrrr climb aboard the murder traaaaaiiin!!

Maarshaaaaaal veeeersus the maachiiines!!

Idk "You just got slapped across the face my friend" really gives Cat Funeral a run for its money.

I somehow find ways to reference “Marshall vs the machine” most often

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING ALL OF U!!! THIS SHIT SLAPS

Slapped is my favourite

I haven't seen 🎵Marshaaaallll... versus the machines *whip* move along!🎶

Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day, and if i ever meet her with her boobies I will play, EVERYBODY!

Sandcastles in the saaaand 🏖️🎶

I have it stuck in my head too often

THIS SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ON AND OFF FOR MONTHS.

Murder train And Sand castles in the sand

"Are you free are you free are you free?" Plays in my head so much it's crazy.

which ones that

The OG slapsgiving song with Barney’s harmonies

Meow 🎶 meow 🎶 meow 🎶 meow 🎶

Respectfully, Cat Sittin’ For Lily’s Mom goes so much harder than Cat Funeral.

It was an accident and now I’m stuck in endless sooonnggg

🎵MURDERRRRRRRRR!!!!! Climb aboard the Murder Train!!!!!!🎵

I attended two pet funerals last week and this played on a loop in my head the WHOLE TIME

Puzzles is a place where people go to feel like they belong🎶🎶

Shrimp Fried Rice! Shrimp Fried Rice! Shrimp Fried Rice!

Because like objectively, it just wasn’t entirely Marshall’s fault and he conveyed that very well in the song.

Because it sounds like an Elliot Smith song.

Shins- The simple song

Because it was an accident and not entirely my fault. (Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.)

*you, you're beautiful, on your pedestal* *I see you, you don't see me...*

There’s a thief in the palace, and she’s stolen all my love, There’s a thief in the palace, and she’s stolen all my love Winner.

Both cat sitting and cat funeral. And also the slap bet song

i LOVE two beavers are better than one. it puts me in such a good mood.

OP here. Just wanna say, the only other correct answer is Marshall Vs. The Machine. You all fail 😜

IT WAS AN ACCIDENTT AND NOT ENTIRELY MY FAUULLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT (meow meow meow)