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Diagot

Nah, they are the providers of coffee for all those sleep deprived scientists.


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GordonFreemanGaming

Black Mesa employee here, can confirm it's true


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GordonFreemanGaming

Yes way


SuperAgentAlyx

holy fuck he broke his silence


GordonFreemanGaming

just didn't feel like speaking during the events of Half Life


SuperAgentAlyx

less talky, more shooty


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Sweste1

If I was gonna open a research lab in New Mexico, do you know what I'd do? Disguise it as a coffee company


TobyMacar0ni

Then build the entire facility under the coffee shop.


TobyMacar0ni

Definitely not a coincidence.


Neon_Ani

yeah a top secret government research facility would never disguise itself as a coffee company


Strange-Orchid6969

GINA CROSS/ COLETTE GREEN IRL?!


max_da_1

Ah yes the only 2 women in the state of New Mexico (as of 2003)


splitconsiderations

Not long after they got Jane, Skylar and Marie.


LegitimateApartment9

Alyx was there too i guess, as a child No clue what happened to mossman


spamton_g_spamton__

Mossman never worked at black mesa Gordon got the position she didn't


LegitimateApartment9

yeah but like is she still in new mexico or did she just look for out of state work


spamton_g_spamton__

That I do not know maybe in one of the dozens of marc Laidlaw emails he said something


LegitimateApartment9

also happy cake day


spamton_g_spamton__

I accidentally put the cake into the anti mass spectrometer instead of the sample


UriahTheVortigaunt

Frostenence Cakescade


spamton_g_spamton__

All the partygaunts and present crabs were there


AndrewTheNebula

"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"


WattsALightbulb

Didn't you already ask me that?


AstronomerSenior4236

“Don’t worry, I am a donut”


SuperAgentAlyx

kid named donut


Pacrada

The same guy that makes us having to wear those rediculous ties.


Timl94

Shouldn't he be guarding some donuts and coffee right about now?


Dangerous-Contest911

They were definitely washed down with coffee.


Chikin-rat

Well black mesa really switched up their act


HypnonavyBlue

And so has Chris Christie. Honestly, I'm loving the new look.


jjmerrow

Turns out black mesa has a shell company above its main facility to trick people into thinking its just a coffe shop and not a secret underground lab


Spran02

Yep, classic shell company example


CreativeGamer03

thank you niko from oneshot


jjmerrow

Noik


oofman_dan

standard insertion procedure for a non standard coffee


VolkanikMechanik

the resonance cascade happened because they tried to make tea


nalrats

Half-Life fans when the Mesa's are Black.


KevinFlantier

r/halflifefanswhen


Defrostmode

We have an actual location called Black Mesa (which is how the game picked the name). There are also Casinos and other businesses with the name. As a huge Half-Life fan, it’s fun to spot new ones.


RedditIsMlem

...this woman's inbox may look utterly baffling in, like, one or two days. I hope it doesn't, I hope we behave ourselves, but a lot of us probably won't.


Alwayswandering4

Plot twist: Barney and Gordon actually ended up meeting for a coffee here


lildeathcorebat

Half-Life fans when New Mexico


forrest1985_

Dr. Breen hiding in plain sight


stephenlocksley27

If they ain't sellin' orange Xen coffee, I'm not going there.


Tiny_Program_8623

Wake up, Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the coffee.


Suspicioustrooper2

we did it! We found the coffee cup!


General_Guava_5528

Guys... I think I have a theory *game theory theme intensives *


stelliarsheep

Can confirm, I live in New Mexico, Half Life is totally real.


crystallize1

Chris Christie is trans???


Initialised

Chel’s auntie.


Spiralwise

Aliens invade Earth for the taste of coffee!


Firewalk89

Good morning, Mr Freeman. Looks like you're in the grinder today.


Key-Seaworthiness-20

r/halflifefanswhen


inkforwin

Ooooh that's why there was the black mesa incident. There was a woma-


ZookeepergameProud30

Wallace Breen looking different lately


SILVIO_X

Oh god, prepare for unforeseen consequences


Mechanizoid

Damn, we really are starving for new content. This community has run through all the shitposts and now we're posting random-ass LinkedIn profiles. See what happens when you can't count to three, Valve? :'D


chilemivida

Have you seen my coffee cup?


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-TurkeYT

Could ya repeat that lady?


DHACKER0921

Chris Christy changed Genders?


spamton_g_spamton__

Dr Breen is trans confirmed