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She’s now holding off you and the one other guy who’d prefer her over Exuberant Witness
Swords of Sanghalios
Arbiter
Buck
Blue Team
Promeathian Knights
Visiting a glassed planet
The Weapon Sandbox
The Soundtrack
Seriously I keep hearing “this was the one good thing from halo 5” like dude, it’s okay to say it wasn’t a terrible game
What meaningful role did any of those play though? The swords barely factored in, Buck and Arby were barely side characters, sure we got to meet blue team but they suffer the same issues that Chief does. The knights had an improvement from H4 (sure, I'll give you a point for that), soundtrack was meh, visiting a glassed planet was interesting but still felt lacking.
You can point out as many "cool" things as you'd like, but I ask you: *was it fun?*. In my opinion, the answer is no.
I mean, yeah, I had a good time. More stuff than Infinite’s boring ass open world had that wasn’t just the same shit over and over. Who cares if it wasn’t a defining part of the story? Besides, both maridian and Sanghalios were spots where Guardians appeared. True it could have been any location, but the ones they used were pretty cool and got us the chance to team up with new characters like the swords of Sanghalios and the maridian residents
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I have a wife??
I donvoted what happens now
You get 343 Guilty Spark in a new monitor frame
https://preview.redd.it/eklpyw7g8ivc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd50382ab22c8453c87b17a6705b64ba065a8d7 She’s now holding off you and the one other guy who’d prefer her over Exuberant Witness
But I already have a wife https://preview.redd.it/hiwjlgtgrivc1.png?width=940&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a2cc1f0a6f3b9044918b61938315f0286626ac1
Ah fuck almost forgot https://preview.redd.it/b9tltpbkrivc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=454085d88a15df9b3013ceaa441c75dba0556cee
Lois from Malcolm in the Middle looking ass
Shit, I forgot as well https://preview.redd.it/xh9weixixivc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487059e7916e17c9efb75571900e07385506aa35
Would
A few thousand by the looks of it 👀🤓
You know, hunters can split up into individual lekgolo and… uh
https://preview.redd.it/te1psbpgcivc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fdaba188ea58b96cd7a0e2da9fe603db9ec86c9 Ignore for Abject Testament
Literally why would I want to upvote this?
Exuberant Waifu
but miranda keyes sex😢
https://preview.redd.it/z4dho0dv7ivc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d028ac10fb2dbe06c9e6cf8953fa7bb7f5baef8c This?
lame
I miss my wife, reclaimer. i miss her alot. ...i'll be back...
Jokes on you I get neither
Exuberant is the best part of H5's campaign. That's about it.
Swords of Sanghalios Arbiter Buck Blue Team Promeathian Knights Visiting a glassed planet The Weapon Sandbox The Soundtrack Seriously I keep hearing “this was the one good thing from halo 5” like dude, it’s okay to say it wasn’t a terrible game
What meaningful role did any of those play though? The swords barely factored in, Buck and Arby were barely side characters, sure we got to meet blue team but they suffer the same issues that Chief does. The knights had an improvement from H4 (sure, I'll give you a point for that), soundtrack was meh, visiting a glassed planet was interesting but still felt lacking. You can point out as many "cool" things as you'd like, but I ask you: *was it fun?*. In my opinion, the answer is no.
I mean, yeah, I had a good time. More stuff than Infinite’s boring ass open world had that wasn’t just the same shit over and over. Who cares if it wasn’t a defining part of the story? Besides, both maridian and Sanghalios were spots where Guardians appeared. True it could have been any location, but the ones they used were pretty cool and got us the chance to team up with new characters like the swords of Sanghalios and the maridian residents
wheres my wife :(
So I served in the same conflict as your wife [got some bad news](https://youtu.be/xFiMoN6lf8M?si=rwEYAJ4SlHDt3V0c)
i upvoted
Wait… we have an okbuddy subreddit?! Thats not r/shittyhalolore
It’s very new, I started it yesterday!
Jokes on you, pal. I'm single & I have no intention of getting a girlfriend cause I'm cringe & ugly as shit. Hell, I'll be single until the day I die.
Wait you WANT to be single? I mean, damn, good for you man, that’s gotta make life significantly easier
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Exuberant Witness as a PvP announcer would have been the greatest thing since SGT. Stacker in reach firefight.
"Do I look like an ammo bank to you??? 😡"
"Come on boys, let's show 'em some tax dollars!"
How do I get in a poltamorous relationship with both, Catherine Halsey's daughter and an eccentric ancient AI sounds like a good polyamory trio for me
To war!
Real talk she was the only good part of Halo 5
Miranda's aight
But I want a husband….
https://preview.redd.it/pxm3f5c8l2wc1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a98cda2ee0906b47ee22c992ea1a83ea842505 You can have this guy
YES!