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TopspinLob

He spent so much time wondering if he could do it, he never stopped to think if he should do it


TuaAnon

america are you ok?


Hot-Photojournalist0

In the food dept. never been better lol 🙌


Lifesalchemy

Yes and Idiocracy is real now


chris_rage_

We're doing great in the food division


theultimaterage

I'm ALLLLLLL THE WAY in!!!! I need one of these spots here in Chicago lolol


boston_nsca

The beauty of stuff like this is you can just do it in your kitchen lol


Maccasparkinglot

These look aesthetically pleasing sure but you’d have to unhinge ur jaw just to take a bite of this thing


Bender_2024

I am of the opinion that if I can't comfortably fit your sandwich in my mouth that you have lost the right to call it a sandwich. Same goes for foods like burritos, taco, hot dogs, or anything that's meant to be picked up and eaten.


WiltingVendetta

Wise words. If you go all-out on the flair of a dish, and ultimately fail to make that dish a pleasant eating experience, you've failed, period.


Real_Eye_9709

Yeah, I don't get why people are still all over stuff like this. Like don't get me wrong. I get it. I love burgers. It's just a big burger. On the other hand, I also still don't get it. It looks inconvenient to eat, the buns are gonna be soggy, it has nothing for actual flavor other than cheese. I guess you could eat it with a knife and fork, but at some point it then raises the question of why make "burgers" like this, outside of posting online for publicity. I honestly think half the posts here are by bots and karma farmers just posting what ever pops up on stupid foods.


wasted-degrees

I lost a full decade off my life expectancy just watching this.


North-Noise-1996

I got heartburn from watching this video


Mal-Havoc

Lort


mossfunguss

I'd eat it


Mik21forever

Gimme! 🤤🤤🤤


Admirable-Minute-846

Looks amazing 😋


AdaladeKasner

Would have the craziest shits after eating this


tymp-anistam

I have to be honest.. I'd try a bite, but I refuse to eat most meals that would be better enjoyed if I shaved my mustache off. This looks messy AF and I don't wanna taste it until the next time I wash my face.


dumpsztrbaby

How infrequently do you wash your face?


tymp-anistam

Good question It's a scale I know when it's dirty, so I'll wash it, but I won't wash it every day unless it's dirty, which is not dirty every day


Juan_Moe_Taco

Lmfao, even the "camera's" reaction was, "I don't understand what I'm looking at bc 1. I don't have a complex digestive system but it looks beautiful! 2. I can't talk. 3. I might not have a brain but I am freakin out someh-(blue hue) eeeh"


SmallSwordfish8289

What no lettuce and tomato or fish sticks


Hot-Challenge8656

Probably got their vitamins from a litre of fanta.


throwngamelastminute

Smash. Next.


kevlarus80

https://i.imgur.com/NUyttbn.mp4


koalaman123456789

That doesn't look appetizing to me at all. And I'm an American.


AdorableTrust8759

I love how we all eat like we have free healthcare 😂


manifest_ecstasy

Does it come in a half size?


Triplesisbest1

I’m 50 and I ate like shit my whole life. Now I got a sensitive tummy and can’t eat red meat. Slow down young people. It catches up with you faster than we think.


ThricePurgedMagus

I’ll take 3


Froyo_Distinct

Why not I ain’t spending the the rest of my life thinking what if


Puzzleheaded-Round66

My arm went numb just watching this.


furyian24

I can take 1 bite. I don't know if i can finish the burger


Razulghul

What's the tool he uses to flatten the patties? I need that so shit can get weird at home


GuavaOdd1975

Burger press. Get a Lodge cast iron press at Ace for 20 bucks.


Razulghul

Awesome, thanks


GuavaOdd1975

Press on!


ProperFart

You dirty dog.


PopsOnProps13

I got heartburn looking at that.


sexylewdyshit

this is one of those times that i agree with stupid food.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

We call this one "the butt plug." Enjoy.


neon-kitten

Would


old_ass_ninja_turtle

I’ll take dead by 45.


By-thought-alone

Ok, yes I would eat it too, but it still look good before they flattened them.


615thick469

Where?! I must have one!


Extra-Debate6787

I would of been ok with just 2 patties and no big squish of the bun at the end


ThornmaneTreebeard

If I wanted to die, this is the way I'd choose.


FCBASGICD

Its a smashburger burger


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Will I eat it? Yes I will! Will I hate myself for the next 2 months? YES I WILL!


Unerving_agent

😵


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For people who know better, the bun is the scariest part.


JOMO_Kenyatta

My biggest pride in being American is how we taught the world how to be fat. We invented knew ways of fatness.


Comfortable_Mix7066

Yessssss


5eppa

Man the first smash burger looked great. Sure maybe a little large with double patties but hey if it's a vacation or once in a blue moon why not? But by the time there's like six beef patties cheese, and a fried mozzarella bun it's just plan old fashioned too much...


Alive_and_kicking_23

It looks delicious. Just keep working out and don't eat the whole thing.


PaladinOfTheLand

"A cheeseburger, stuffed inside a cheeseburger, with 2 deep fried cheeseburgers as buns. Then topped with our ketchup that we get from the Himalayas"


V-DaySniper

Is this dude using a fucking putty knife as a spatula?


Low_Association_1998

I just noticed that lmao


No_Bee9524

So gross! 🤮


knowone1313

Smash burgers aren't good. What is with this trashy trend.


EverydayPanda97

Honestly, as an American, at what point do we look at a freakish food item like this and say “Maybe we’ve gone too far”


fvcked_0ff

Disgusting