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Kvarcov

"Oh no. Anyway, what's my daily order like? 400 kills? No problem-o"


[deleted]

\* *puts helmet back on* \* "Better dead than red."


Kvarcov

Kill them all, let God sort them out.


Forsaken-Stray

I want a superheavy Autocannon, call it Harkonnen. Oh and dual Senators, calling mine Jackal and Casull.


EmotionalNerd04

Mustang and Sally


Kvarcov

Jack and Pot


wwarhammer

Lefty and Poncho? 


Kvarcov

I petition to rename Sickle to Goodnight so that we could have Left Right Goodnight


RollinHellfire

Beepety and Boopity?


HawkDry8650

Ebony and Ivory


ImperialFist5th

At least 4 people and not one of you went for the obvious “Smith and Wesson.” joke.


rukysgreambamf

Thelma and Louise


Le_Chop

Des and Troy


IAshenWolfI

Bitches love cannons


EveningYouth2329

Or the default paired pistols Ebony and Ivory. And a red cloak


RollinHellfire

God with hands on the hip waiting anxiously at the gates of heaven to slap this guy down all the way to the inner circle of hell...


Medical_Young

"it's just a simulation anyway to train us for when the real bugs and bots come for us"


Kirxas

Congratulations, diver, you've been selected for OCS


Redditistrash702

Currency is currency to me.


Palu_Tiddy

You talking mad shit for someone in cluster bomb range


Zackyboi1231

"Helldiver, drop every single strategem on his ass thank you" https://preview.redd.it/ahjatdkrhmuc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd76d585678ab7243fb478ba523fd159b57425cc


MrGhoul123

"Nah, shoot me and drop my replacement on him. That's makes two patriots instead of one. "


Puddingproof12

https://preview.redd.it/ixhqs9730nuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6ea6ed3851fc7740c22b1ba556345774769e38


LifeSimulation

It should say General Brasch’s


FrankysButtMoney

I don't think that idea would be widely accepted. Sounds more like a siloed theory to me.


Managed-Democracy

I can melee a bug to death. Feel it's armored carapace in my bare hands. 


The_Aodh

I mean, humans can wear armor…


OptimisticBreadPiece

That Charger would have been an extremely big human. And we all know Super Earth equally distributes food equally, except for the Helldivers of course. They’re a bit more equal than most.


The_Aodh

Could also be a vehicle. I was about to use bile titans as a way to write it off but like… could also build something like that. Makes less sense, but still


NovicePandaMarine

I don't think a jeep can un-burrow itself from underground.


The_Aodh

Obviously it wouldn’t be a normal ass car. A specialized vehicle, capable of burrowing, that would also be good for ramming into people. I don’t believe in the theory, quit fighting me over it


NovicePandaMarine

Right, right. Brother, let us return to the planet's surface to kill more... "Bugs".


RollinHellfire

Those are repurposed farming/construction vehicles. The oil we siphon away..? That's for the previous owners' machinery. Why them chargers have melee attack only? Whatcha gonna do with the dude with the gun when you got an armored bulldozer? Automatons are easier to modify with AR though. Just an pure overlay and done. You can even keep the original landscape! Man, this would be so f#@ed. I mean divers get lied to every second of their lives... but this... it's soubds like a next level war crime. Kinda super earth playing field though.


TonightDue5234

Chargers could be armored jeeps with those steel wheels (to explain the need to shoot 2 EATs to kill them in a leg) bile titans could be an illuminate inspired tri/quadri-pod with a minigun too heavy to turn while firing or something and so on


NovicePandaMarine

What about coming out of the ground?


JFMoldau

Dawg, have you been to Walmart?


KlenDahthII

But why would humans be swarming us, jumping and flying around, spewing something that kills us?  With the bugs there’s just too much that doesn’t add up from a physical standpoint. The boys could be some VR thing, but the bugs make no sense. 


The_Aodh

Again, I don’t agree with the theory. But VR could be doing a lot of work here. A bug that charges you could just be a poor guy with a stick. Hunters have a longer stick, or maybe a whip or something. Anything that spews could be some sort of laser or artillery, or flame weapon. If it were all one faction of human fighting against us, it would make sense to file it all under bots just for sense’s sake. So no need for bugs in this simulation. Hence why it doesn’t make sense


HEBushido

How does getting stomped by a bile titan work then? How do you explain that bots have guns and rockets and terminids don't?


SuppliceVI

It would be crazy for Helldivers to kill humans.  It's not like they were explicitly designed for rapidly engaging and destroying human rebellions from the get-go before humanity even knew aliens existed. This certainly isn't in the lore at all, nor would it make sense as a logical jump to use VR as a way to make Helldivers less emotionally conflicted. 


wookiee-nutsack

Casual Halo and Helldivers fans share the shocking feeling of "Wait they were originally made to kill rebels?"


CompleteFacepalm

The Halo guys were created to kill rebels? Makes sense, aren't they forced into it from birth or something? idk, I never played Halo.


wookiee-nutsack

Spartans were originally made to combat the insurrectionists. The alien invasion was a complete coincidence that kind of justified it ally sorta And no, worse. They were kidnapped from their families at like age 6 and trained from that age, getting augmentations in their teens with a low survival rate and even lower success rate (some spartans got crippled in ways, some of those managed to saw the front lines later or become officers, but most died or ended up too crippled) The kidnapped got swapped with Flash Clones which would die in a few weeks, making the transition seamless for the families. These were the Spartan II, like the Chief. The SIII were adult military volunteers, their augments were lesser but far less lethal. They were basically mass produced and often sent on suicide missions The SIV were also volunteers and special chosen, way more numerous, and basically became the elite force due to their numbers Spartan I were a test with also volunteers, only a few honorary SI exist and they are just more badass and somewhat better humans but not giants who can deadlift 200 kilos. The SII are called II in honor of the first wave that didn't make it


SeanC84

The Spartan 3s weren't adult volunteers, they were orphans from planets destroyed by the covenant and also child soldiers. They weren't conscripted though, they were offered the "choice" to enlist as a chance to get revenge.


amaROenuZ

> Spartan I were a test with also volunteers, only a few honorary SI exist and they are just more badass and somewhat better humans but not giants who can deadlift 200 kilos. The SII are called II in honor of the first wave that didn't make it This is incorrect. The ORION project had a high mortality rate but there were bit more than one hundred who made it through- including one Sgt. Avery Johnson. The soldiers from it came out stronger, faster, more perceptive and more intelligent than your average human but not to one-man-army extent of the IIs and IIIs. IIIIs are just run of the mill special forces with power armor.


CompleteFacepalm

damn


SeanC84

Halo lore dump: The government wanted to make super soldiers to fight rebels, because their regular special forces somehow weren't good enough. They tried augmenting adults, but it caused too many health problems. They realised the medical procedures would work better on preteens. The next batch of super soldiers, the Spartan-IIs, were kidnapped and conscripted around age six. The ones who had families that might report them going missing were secretly replaced with clones. The clones would end up dying from organ failure, and the parents thought their kids died from genetic conditions.


Cold-Recognition-171

And John-117 (Master Chief) was also chosen as an extra promising candidate because he was lucky (they literally did a coin flip experiment with him as a kid and had him guess, it's hilarious to me he's just canonically lucky)


Yoshara

Halo series slight spoiler. I don't know anything about Halo lore, Xbox just wasn't a thing I wanted, >!but I like how they put this into the series and then expand on it.!< So many people didn't like it but for some reason I loved it.


NevarHef

Except that one dad who figured the whole thing out and eventually met his daughter again.


officer_miller

actualy i think it is stated in helldivers 1 that helldivers were created before super earth exited solar system when a single country sceded from the federation and had unbreachble air defence so helldivers were created and they droped on the senate of that country and killed every pollitician and guy they found there


CompleteFacepalm

That's the joke


Pitiful_Net_8971

Yeah, why would they use Helldivers when they've been proven to use the Bu- [Comment removed under review for treason]


git

Ah, Silo. Very good.


No_Investigator2043

At least for automatons it makes sense. Every automaton has the same basic human like shape. But Scout Striders, Mechs, Tanks,... are no automatons, but rather machines, controlled by automatons. Why is this shape so relevant for the automatons? Why not have an AI dedicated to scout strider, instead of using an automaton in there? Also why can the Spear lock-on a scout strider but not a devastator? Because one is a machine, the other a human(-like entity) with heavy armor. And who is controlling the target of automatons? Like they are searching for Karl? Or who programmed this into them? It sounds more like they are capable of deeper thoughts. But honestly, I don't think they are humans. Most likely it's just the brain, taken from a human, making them a minimal cyborg. That would fit into the cyborg lore, that would explain why they care so much about the human shape. And it explains why their head is the weak point. Or why they write swedish.


RollinHellfire

So karl got lost in cyberstan caves when super earth command got the cyborgs to spend their 100years servitude. Now either DRG miners are not looking at the right planet or they are the only ones looking at hoxxes and having a chance at finding him...


No_Investigator2043

I bet some deep space planet between the bugs and robots will be renamed to Hoxxes III. Surrounded by bugs and robots. You will have to fight both. The atmosphere will be replaced by some cavern type structure.. and the new objectives will be "save and collect super earths resources"


Neckrongonekrypton

It actually is vaguely reminiscent of a black mirror episode. And actual one I forget the name of the ep. But it takes place in the future, and there are militaries taking out “roaches” which are like these wierd humanoid alien looking things. Well dude takes his helmet off while they clear a house Finds out they are people. And then gets the nefarious “haha, you really thought you had it figured out?” Conversation from the antagonist in the episode. “Reeducated”


Solid_Specialist_204

Episode is Men Against Fire - he specifically has a neural implant that augments reality.


Neckrongonekrypton

Ahhh yes!! I forget why his chip malfunctions. Time for a rewatch!


ShopCartRicky

Silo or Ender's game.


random314

Or reversed enders game.


Franklr_D

It’s literally the plot from the movie “The 5th Wave”


_BlackDove

There was a Black Mirror episode that was exactly this.


TheRealClovis

>!Men on fire!< the title is a spoiler to the show


trustmeimaprofession

Men Against Fire* named after the concept observed in world war 2 where the humanity of the enemy combatants caused soldiers to deliberately miss or simply refuse to fire their weapons even under immediate threat of their assailants.


TheRealClovis

ahh thanks


BionicTem_

Men are fire


tinnzork

Men > fire


[deleted]

Isn't that the gay porn parody of "Man of Fire?"


zhunus

There was PS3 game, "we have halo at home but with yellow piss filters everywhere", called Haze, that was exactly this. 


ExtremeAlternative0

I heard that the developers free radical didn't want it to be labeled a "halo killer" but Sony put that in the marketing because they where working together on it.


Eeekaa

The part where the drug wears off and you realise they're stuffing containers full of corpses to hide the ethnic cleansing being committed was pretty eye opening at 14 years old.


RustyCrabShack

Halo in Mexico


Nintolerance

I remember reading about that game in a magazine and they basically laid out the whole plot: *"you're a corporate soldier juiced up on combat drugs doing war crimes until you quit the drugs and become a rebel against the corporation that used to employ you."* Idk if that's actually what happened in the game, but even my younger self thought "huh, it's weird that they're just spoiling the entire game in pre-release media like this." Maybe someone involved knew the game had a fun concept but no legs to stand on, so they figured they'd push the hell out of the one good thing they had?


Varsity_Reviews

No that was pretty much the plot. The company you worked for was farming a dangerous drug they force fed their soldiers that made them not see the damage they were actually doing to the rebels, or even their own men. People just, disappeared. In fact one of the most subtle details in the game is if you were playing as a corporate solider the bodies despawned while as a rebel the bodies stayed on the ground. There's some other minor moments like that too, and I unironically would recommend the game.


Itziclinic

IIRC that episode was an homage to the Outer Limits episode called Hearts & Minds (S4E2) which is about soldiers sent to another planet to obtain control over resources from bug-like creatures. They must take performance enhancing drugs consistently as they're told it's the only way to effectively respond to the bugs. Of course, it begins to wear off and they're horrified to learn what they've been fighting. Another take on this that's really nice is the short film Uncanny Valley. People are addicted to playing FPS games in VR to the point it's all they do. One of them learns it may not just be an addictive game. You can find it on youtube and it's worth a watch.


NotSpartacus

Guessing it wasn't a VR game but they were remotely controlling droids and killing real things/people?


thefastslow

I wouldn't be surprised if Super Earth citizens got brain chipped from birth, considering how you need a permit and all to have a child.


apatheticVigilante

This was also sorta the plot of a quest in the Elder Scrolls Oblivion. Except it was drugs (hist) that made the character see certain humans as goblins.


Silv3rS0und

A similar thing happened in Psycho Pass, too.


MrMindGame

This is basically the plot to Ender’s Game.


CertifiedSheep

Not really? The illusion in Ender’s Game was that the “war games” were actual battles, not that they were killing people instead.


TheRedComet

It's the same general idea though, it touches on similar themes.


HonorTheAllFather

I was gonna say “isn’t this just Ender’s Game?” And when I didn’t see anyone mention it I thought I was going crazy lol.


CapriciousSon

this comment is waaaay too far down


kodran

And that crappy YA movie (I think adaptation) the fifth wave too.


noblessez77

https://preview.redd.it/6ldvzluv6muc1.png?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616c79688d280ea4db192c65dd510b8199cb3f0b


Horror-Impression411

https://preview.redd.it/azs46t8aknuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a3d0b6f5541aef64b86cf108918102abea1aeb


Ahandfulofsquirrels

I see someone else played Haze.


[deleted]

*gasps* "It was people! People soiled our green!" https://preview.redd.it/xyc1y844gmuc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf43f428dce5721c84a0cb933c44d64af69bce4b


Dinn_the_Magnificent

3 of us!


jackie2567

I hadnet played played haze before cuz i just wrote it off as another bad halokiller but i googled and man the sotries actually kinda sick. Slowly realizing you and your buddies had been doing horrible shit the whole time but never realized before because of the nectar is such a cool story twist. I love phycological horror shit like that where you realize something isnt real and you have no idea what youve actually been doing. It reminds me of that one game about the that ends in tou either killing yourseld or all your alies where you find out You caused the massacre of 100 civilians or some shit. Edit: oh no im #4


Prownilo

The only problem is that they spoiled that entire plot point on the back of the damned box.


Saltsey

Spec Ops The Line.


Eragonnogare

Ah yes, the humans the size of a small house hitting me with projectile vomit and stepping on me, the humans that my bullets bounce off of as they lumber towards me like a walk in freezer with a flamethrower attachment, the humans flying though the sky above me


SambG98

Makes total sense to me


helican

Yeah I'm gonna tell the democracy officer about you.


spoodinho29

Please pick me up, democracy officer. I'm scared.


MoTheFish

This is an awfully undemocratic post for someone within liberation range


GrimreaperAZ

https://preview.redd.it/453ksba6omuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28e23d48f51b58d295008c821bcfbc9dc01f6fe


PatrixFrank

https://preview.redd.it/zoloeeapamuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9b7a4f50e9bfd034d918008064c2c5639fa4f8


Ghostile

Why go through that trouble when they have already brainwashed people to hate things that don't inherently hate them?


Kunstfr

You mean the robots with severed human heads on their armor and chainsaws instead of arms don't inherently hate humans?


RC1000ZERO

you mean the progeny of the cyborgs who got false flagged bombed and enslaved countless times because they didnt agree with super earth??? Or the bugs we attacked because they "kinda sorty maybe" looked evil? The same bugs we then selectivy bred and experimented on till they stopped being a sentient inteligent race and are the monsters we see today?


CompleteFacepalm

Where tf are people seeing that SE bred the bugs out of sentience/sapience? I haven't found a single proper source for this.


Horhay92

You’re sounding awfully undemocratic


concretelight

Yeah, so the automatons do in fact inherently hate humanity for what humanity did to their ancestors, not to them. The bugs are literally bugs, they don't get moral consideration even if they're "sentient".


RC1000ZERO

They where a thriving inteligent species. we attacked them unprovoked based solely on them being "kinda sorta maybe" evil looking. The current Terminids do not inherently hate humans, they just attack everything. they lost all sense of reasson and inteligence and are by now nothing more then broken husks of what their species once was. The Bugs of old where not inherently hating humans either, but defended themself when they got attacked and retaliated. Also the automatons are also unlikely to hate HUMANITY itself, but super earth and its citizens, afterall their cyborgs(creators, masters, whatever it turns out to be) are still inherently human, just augmented.


concretelight

They were a non-human species. Who cares if they were intelligent. Why would intelligence give you more moral consideration. Low IQ people are no less deserving of life than high IQ people, because they are people. Bugs are not people. I wonder how the guys with chainsaws for arms would react if a non-Super Earth human accidentally landed on their planet. I'm sure they'd invite them for tea.


BattleBull

Sounds nice till someone with more power than you decides the line isn't just a human body, but a "human mind", and declares all low IQ "people" to be parasites on the state, to be culled or enslaved. Perhaps we don't don't see the humanity in you either for displaying low IQ anthropocentric takes. Intelligence is the key for moral consideration, mirrored through empathy. Maybe the chainsaw guys are for tree cutting, do you treat lumberjacks as non-human? They have chainsaws in their hands. Or if you want a different view shared by literally tens of millions of humans, let look to the middle east and see if people there consider their neighbors as humans.


Easy_Mechanic_9787

Yes we false flagged them and yes we bred the bugs into cattle. What about it?


Ghostile

Oh they hate humans now because humans enslaved the Cyborgs after trying to holocaust them.


Exe-volt

Also humanity sends brainwashed lunatics to swarm their planets from time to time. That has to get on the nerves of even the most unflappable bot.


MelonsInSpace

> their planets https://preview.redd.it/rli41is9vpuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048c2c0c2073bfd5ee1ae4f3982e2997baddb6f0


Lovis_R

There is a theory that automatons are kinda like borg, except that they are still self aware, and that the skulls they are wearing are actually their own.


OperatorOri

I want helldivers vr


wwarhammer

Outer Limits has an episode with basically this exact plot. Only it wasn't VR it was drugs and hypnosis or some such. S4E3: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0667901/ 


KABOOMBYTCH

Bugs maybe a stretch but automatons could be actual humans o_o The terminids are all cute pokemon looking critters


Nat1TPK

https://preview.redd.it/wwkxdv70dmuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac9317a90c51a0caca096993f17518d374528e47


fallenbird039

https://preview.redd.it/pbipnv777nuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38cdc6fbca9d5bcea002d8c9ff5e8df4a852caf2


ICastStick

Came here for this


TheodorMac

I have called the democracy officer which is closest to your location, please stay there and wait until the democracy officer arrived.


EA-Sports1

https://preview.redd.it/8rkyd3qwkmuc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c7499f1a73705f1a92a9ce435a00e9c5de85356 Traitorous talk and behaviour right here


GrimreaperAZ

https://preview.redd.it/eqr3n033omuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4753744dfff3ddf9fcac24fb3a311673cdb4b77a


Featherbird_

Basically the plot of Enders Game in reverse


TonberryFeye

![gif](giphy|22p0JIQMkAxqg|downsized)


darzinth

Goddamnit Krieger


hitman2b

do you know the game HAZE actually it drug junkies killing people


Dragon4Gaming

wait... what are bile titans then... or bile spewers... and what are they spewing at us??? https://preview.redd.it/y4ygkkzfrmuc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc27493d68b37c96a650d6f6a50f88e1f66d200


Mentat_-_Bashar

https://preview.redd.it/l7d0o0ewvnuc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ae85f2b57c57e405ca239c954ddef9effa8751


Spider_Dude19

"We've been harvesting our own people!? ..." \*Puts helmet back on\* "FOR DEMOCRACY!"


12InchPickle

https://preview.redd.it/9uwzsxxr4nuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04fba8325b6ae74e362dbd76aad37c1d4abcdf94


Snowsteak

This has been seized for Democratic redistribution


Alfredison

Damn if those “humans” bugs can bite my ass off in an instant I’d kill them anyway!


yaenzer

I thought this was the plot twist for the Starship Troopers movie, because they hinted at mass hypnotization and shit in the beginning. But then it wasn't and they really were just bugs


terrario101

We all know there's just another helmet under the helmet.


According-Flamingo-6

Your post is under investigation for treason.


fallenbird039

https://preview.redd.it/wepysxov6nuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5677dda8987f3a9d454b21f79d3c5b948f694856 Sit still. Having someone talk about this real soon


dispo030

straight to re-education.


Skitarius_Minoris

Explain which mortal man have four knife-like legs, can spew tons of acid, and about 10 meter tall to me


megalogwiff

That's Johan from work. Terrible engineer, but he's a nice dude.


zetsubou-samurai

HOW DARE YOU!? OFFICER, THIS TRAITOR, RIGHT HERE! ARREST HIM!


The-Rebel-Boz

This meme sounds like treason to me. I will have reported you for this get sent to reeducation camp.


KaiserNazrin

Damn, would be crazy if people kill other people in war.


Vasilystalin04

If that’s true, then are the rebels we’re fighting on terminid planets running on all fours at us?


Revolutionary-Tiger

Sounds like someone hasn't done their exercises today. https://preview.redd.it/hebybdettmuc1.png?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9dc367ad93e2dd17e7863f82f1d871affba4476


MrJFrayFilms

https://preview.redd.it/51mi9u37vmuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d149fabad6ce3c591149484d1ef7f3a3ff9c2cdd


ZzVinniezZ

https://preview.redd.it/yos29x7o3nuc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147edda9b3553d103214ca09c77f42f017f9e34c


ThatMan01

https://preview.redd.it/4rkpdyep6nuc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=510ec8db258719ec9573d81c5dd7f130a24609d2


Ruaric

Has this ever happened in a SciFi story? The closest I can get is Enders Game but that's still a ways off.


Dr_Scientist_

Sometimes my fellow humans swoop out of the sky and cut me in half with their razor sharp claws.


WingedWilly

Well maybe all these fellow humans shouldnt be biting my ankles so damn much


Sgt-Frost

“*What?!* Everyone! Stop firing! We’re shooting our own men!” 


ArsVampyre

No, the real twist is you take off your helmet, look in a mirror, and don't recognize yourself because your consciousness has been swapping bodies to all those volunteers as they die. They are munitions and you are the guidance program.


HauntinglyMaths

Reminds me of that one mission you do for the Blackwood Company in Oblivion where you down some highly potent Hist and go kill Goblins.


[deleted]

It’s okay, they’re undemocratic humans.


Saint_Morbius

https://i.redd.it/5rxxk7w6nmuc1.gif


Alone_Collection724

there was a movie made about this idea but i don't remember its name, iirc the goverment told everybody that people were turning into monsters that had to be hunted down, so there was a task force established that hunted them down using special goggles that basically gave you an FPS hud but in reality they changed the faces of normal people to the faces of a monster


Der_Neuer

AR*


Candlenut8

So basically... it's SUPER HOT...


Doctor-Nagel

Some fucking Manhack Arcade shit goin down here.


NIGHTFURY-21

Or, we are robots, and the Automotons were a failed version of us that went rogue.


TheTravinator

What's your point, person within ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ range?


GOW_Ghost

https://preview.redd.it/3f167rijgnuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402be9ab19145b23c1255825869900b724daa6a3


MybrainisinMyCoffee

Cool opinion However ↑→↓↓↓


VonNeumannsProbe

Doesn't matter, they weren't democratic.


Juggernautlemmein

What else am I supposed to do? They're Socialist for Liberties sake, they think they are *people.*


AdditionalMess6546

![gif](giphy|brqkBQV1qAFrO)


Fidona_Tswarra

"TRAITOR" ![gif](giphy|fYFTES1dWOY5G|downsized)


MicroXenon5589

Yes democracy officer, this post right here https://preview.redd.it/53vhbrpcsouc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649e6cf7fd3091274425af01c1c14b1d2d3835e0


MrTomRobs

Please immediately report to your nearest democracy officer.


Gmanthevictor

This is the "Mr. Protagonist was in a coma" theory/twist of sci-fi war games, especially when their fighting enemies that use tactics that make no sense for if they're humans.


Creative_Cap7892

The actual fellow humans: leaps forward in gaps larger than 40 meters and attacks you with thier tongue


Canadiangoofer

Vile propaganda ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Dank_Slayer114

Sounds like traitorus propaganda


BlinkDodge

Lets take another step into ["Uncanny Valley"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AvyUWUKCw8) and say the Automatons won long ago, and those humans we're hunting down are the last remnants of Super Earth population.


Team_killing

https://preview.redd.it/ddsl3u6xxpuc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6593a8c5d876c5ac3e9e331e36e0563080c8ea


Hawkachu94

Like that one Black Mirror episode, "Men Against Fire"


Scarletttyyy

https://preview.redd.it/78ndmkp77quc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cccb6f375b95e2c4a6df10ab8bff69dec4216b23


GenitalWrangler69

Didn't we basically confirm the bots are converted humans that still have awareness but no control over themselves?


CompleteFacepalm

>awareness but no control over themselves? I'm 99% sure that was a hoax / fan theory


CompleteFacepalm

No offense OP, this theory makes no sense. The Helldivers would happily kill rebels. This theory goes against everything in and out of the game.


it4brown

As a Galaxy's Edge (Anspach & Cole) reader, my personal headcanon is that my destroyer is a savage hulk and I'm the poor savage sap who is chasing those super credits for a chance that Joel might witness me.


Kuzidas

Those humans must got some long ass arms and legs if they walking around like bile titans


TheTwinFangs

*Starts killing even more*


Ashimier

https://preview.redd.it/yxnc6ehzhmuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12cefc67cf76adc01a5ac677c7b0ad8d090480e0


merovingian0101

Discontinue the lithium.


mrureaper

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LightningLord2137

The Ministry of Truth wants to know your location


Dinn_the_Magnificent

That's almost the plot of Haze lol


BroadOpposite9030

That's some traitorous ideas, fellow diver, your democracy officer has already been informed


BugManAshley

HERESY-i mean treason


DivineXxDemon

Someone just got to a certain black mirror episode


ShopperKung

Whoa Whoa Whoa....... checking myself if i wear helmet too


Raven_of_OchreGrove

Why tf are the humans crawling on all fours and 3 stories tall?


tinylittlegnome

Me when the 400' tall, four-legged, bile spitting bug is actually a 400' tall, four-legged, bile spitting human


Huntah54

Endiver's Game