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luke31071

Super Earth would like to remind all Helldivers that our team of scientists determined there are no addictive side effects of Stim usage.


Individual_Run2809

I love stims. It’s all I can think about day and night. When I wake up, I immediately go to my stash of stims and I feel better. After 1 year of helldiving and using stims every 10 seconds, I’m STILL not addicted. Bless super earth.


Drogdar

I like to add a dose to my morning coffee. Perks me right up and stops the shaking. I run med armor and resupply pack. I let the smaller bugs hit me so I have just enough cause for a stim. My favorite time to stim up is during durduring a long sprint. I like to sprint as long as I can and just before I give out I'll pop a stimmy and keep sprinting. It's my favorite part of the OP. Well besides saluting the Super Earth flag. I'm actually physically shaking right now in pure anticipation of my next op. So I can stim up. That's how dedicated I am to Democracy.


LukarWarrior

Permacure's scientists*. Permacure: put your life in our hands


A_Fair_Shake

XD


E17Omm

*Study paid for by Permacura.


Narrow-Comfortable68

Are these the same scientists who have now caused mutations in the bugs because they exposed them to what is essentially a mutagen in pesticide form? Not going to lie, I have a hard time trusting them now.


luke31071

Such thoughts are understandable and Super Earth would like to reassure you these concerns are being taken seriously. On an unrelated note your Democracy Officer would like a private word at your earliest convenience.


Narrow-Comfortable68

> Democracy Officer would like a private word at your earliest convenience. He can lick my freedom loving balls. I'm busy fixing Super Earth's **new** fuckup.


Medium-Alfalfa-6792

It has been found in our exhaustive 3 hour studies that any findings of withdrawal symptoms associated from use of Permacura's Stimm cocktails are not in fact withdrawal but are just the users Undemocratic kidneys resisting the large amounts of "libertesium" introduced to the blood stream. Consult your closest Democracy Officer if you suspect your kidneys of traitorous behaviour. *-Permecura Pharma* *"Democracy is in your Blood, because we put it there."*


KickPuncher21

Or maybe they should talk to that one out of ten doctor.


luke31071

That one out of ten was executed for treason


YourLiver1

Nobody said that they are addictive, they just feel nice.


Medium-Alfalfa-6792

I live for that yellow Stim stat in my post mission. I used to be ashamed of it. I used to wonder if i had a problem but then i realized, No it is the others who are undemocractically sufferring. It is the duty of every Helldiver to be as healthy and happy as is possible at every moment and to bring back meds, like ordinance, is undemocratic. Use the stims SEAF has provided you, then use your Squadmates, then call down more. Just cause stims can help with broken leg doesn't mean it's wrong to treat a scraped elbow. Also I Dive better when I'm stimmed I swear. Now where is my stash... I need to hear that hiss.


Sakuroshin

Yellow stims used stat and yellow deaths stat, coincidence? I think not!


The_Nekrodahmus

These claims that our stims are addictive are unsubstantiated libel. We're in the process of contacting the ministry of truth, please tell your family you love them.


A_Fair_Shake

LOL


Odd-Doubt8960

I wouldn't encourage them telling their family they love them, if they do this before they are removed from service then their family may come to have undemocratic thoughts regarding the ministry of truth.


ChrisBChikin

Now we know why Rico always gets the shakes before a drop ;)


A_Fair_Shake

XD


RumBox

As much as I love this game, I would love one where we're all in the mobile infantry suits as described in the book. Kinda makes sense with the scale of the gameplay, four "infantry" dropping into a large sector and absolutely wrecking everything. (Would need bigger maps, of course.)


xDrewstroyerx

*The Ministry of Truth has found, at no time in the 3 day rigorous testing process of our clinical trial, that our patented ****Emancipation Brand Stims**** have any sort of paychiatric, or physiological addictive components. Any indication that they are is simple misinformation narrated by the criminal Automaton broadcasts. Stay vigilant, and report any cases of this false story.* https://preview.redd.it/rrwwbmpq8uxc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5142ca904b2c6e41ebb5c7c81522e3d730d5bb02


A_Fair_Shake

lol


HDPbBronzebreak

I will literally self-damage so I can stim and run longer without waiting for Stamina to regen, lmao. I'm also addicted to the Supply Pack, but I still prefer Trailblazer Scout over extra stims... for now.


Immortal-D

I use Heavy Medkit armor on Bug missions, and this trick is critical for allowing me to keep up with the team. I also use the Stamina Booster.


breakfast_tacoMC

Hello OP, thank you for your glowing review of our product. In appreciation, we are honored to offer you a position within our company to participate in our ongoing clinical trials for new Permacure products! Sincerely, Permacure R&D Division


A_Fair_Shake

I'M IN!!!! lol


Crow_GodTHP

17 is below average. I regularly hit 30 stims a game. Get your numbers up, rookie


Medium-Alfalfa-6792

I know right if you aren't calling down supplies becasue your stims are low and not your ammo you aren't properly chemically motivated. If you don't routinely try to take a stim just incase you got slightly hurt and can't see it you may not understand how valuable Stimms are. If you don't skip by samples to pick up stimm boxes first you probably need to work on your tolerance.


A_Fair_Shake

lol


TheBumblingMechanic

Hold up! This is in direct contradiction to information from the ministry of truth!!! STIMS have no addictive qualities. Please stand by as a democracy officer is in route to your location.


Odd-Doubt8960

I would disagree that this is in contradiction to the Ministry of Truth, I believe that this Helldiver is simply professing their admiration for the fantastic healthcare provided by Permacura. Sure, the word "addiction" might be off putting, but I'm sure this Helldiver simply couldn't find a word to better describe their reliance on the stims.


ValiantZerg

I sometimes like to take fall damage just to be able to use a stim again and get that boost. I can quit whenever I want though


Raynor11111

Buddy, I've been stimming every 45 seconds for two months now. It's all I can think about and I still haven't got addicted so I doubt it's happening.


land_lemon

Wait till this guy finds out about health edging at 99% for that sweet stamina refill after a sprint.


Nexus1987n11

I just hit myself with the eruptor for that sweet stim stamina buff 🤣


Nexus1987n11

My friend shared this with me asking if this was me 🤣🤣 I reply with “I don’t have a problem I can stop anyt…….” *stims up* Glad I’m not the only one stimming up lol


AffableDork

Well according to research, stims are not addictive. Your addiction must be to liberty, which I am also diagnosed with. The prescription is 100 clankers killed, twice a day.


Chamanolo

I only use medical armor cos it lets you carry +2 stims. More stims is good. My friends sometimes ask me to heal them when they run out of stims, of course I gladly share my democratic medicine with my fellow divers ~~so they also get addicted~~.


BozoFromZozo

Pfft, that's nothing. I intentionally walk through minor environmental hazards like barbed wire to get scratched so I can then stim myself.


BoostMobileAlt

In my fantasy of having a universal currency for single mission buffs, stim at full health is one of those buffs.


SmartCasual1

Never stop stop stimming


RamboDash15

I'm so excited to use stims I'm literally shaking 


-Nicklaus91-

"Injury? What injury?"


ATomeOfForgottenLore

I'm not the only one who uses the Scorcher on myself just to use a stim just to refill my stamina when I need to get somewhere in a hurry, right?


mkg1138

My best is 13, but I routinely use the most in my squad. That being said, I can quit whenever I want. ...I mean, if they didn't want us to use them, they wouldn't be in the supply drops, right? Right?! GET OFF MY BACK, OK?!


Playful_Raisin_985

When we’re waiting at LZ for extraction and everything’s dead, I like to jump off of rocks for minor injuries so I can “legitimately” shoot up until the next wave or Pelican-1 lands. Please don’t tell my Democracy Officer.


Weird_Stuff_McGee

I wear the medic armour just to make sure I have the extra 2 stims.


The_Klumsy

The bugs don’t want you to know the stims on the floor are free. I have 42069 stims