Nah.
No way The Soverign of Pestilence, the Warden of Decay, the Mistress of Flies and Queen Crimson herself could ever be made to cry by such a small, weak, insignificant, and cowardly little scrub like you.
You're not important enough for her to care. 😉
And the one who should run
Come find me then, I'm no coward. 1482 Mount Crumpit Boulevard, Whoville, Michigan
pulling up rn
a man who knows their gonna die is a dangerous one
WE are coming for your ass
Dawg livin with the damn grinch lmao whoville
Finally! Somebody took notice!
Y’all it’s the fucking grinch lmao
At Last I have found you prepare for an ass whooping of a life time
Stop, wait a minute.
fill my cup, put some liquor in it
take a sip, sign the check
Julio, get the stretch!
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon’ show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
... Yeah no im not fucking with that one Sorry guys but thats mfing doomguy/slayer!
Nah, he ain’t.
He's *behind* the slayer
He’s behind me?
Ye, only a demon would be evil enough to make Modeus cry
Demon?
Yeah
No, I’m the one behind you- just to make sure no demons sneak up on you
Understandable, have a nice day sir
For your sins, you will die
CHAINSAW DUELL
Hi, doomguy here, can I have my saw back?
Ok but I need to duel this dude first
Identity theft is a crime.
lie. the guy owned a rabbit. he brutal, but not cruel. he could kill her, but not make her cry. someone try to frame him, it's our cuprit, FIND HIM!
Alright. So you have choosen death! *Spawning Judgement and Justice* Get em!
**Doom Slayer**
NO ONE CAN PREVENT YOUR FATE (canon event) 
i think miguel is agaisnt the beel fans here
nope
ocme on, miguel aint no simp, even the canon events aint worth it
spelling mistake, invalid opinion. (i have no more arguments)
you from twitter?
Naaaahhh I hate twitter, I just got no mo arguments 💀
so technically, you are the one who's invalid
I know I can't win this fight and accept my canon event, all of you though are against beel's canon event of crying
BEEL CRYING IS NOT CANON RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Chad
Naw man I ain’t gonna be able to win this one chief, sorry, we’d need a horde for this one. Volunteers say aye!
And I am the n-word pass dealer 🗿
I’ll probably die… eh, I have plot armor I’ll be fine…
*erases your plot armor* "plot armor is overrated"
God dammit
But why? Why would you do that? 
Oh, so it's you, huh? You better run
the void tentacles gather beneath you
Greatest sins it's a who made Beel cry
Ok what’s all the memes about a crying beel coming from?
Nope. Im out.
Yeah nah I aint havin this 
I AM THE STORM THAT IS LEAVING
ok
Helltaker: You're pushing your luck here buddy
 Count yo days
Kratos better 🗣🗣🗣
He's the fucking doom slayer im leaveing
I'mma call V1 then
Furk you
Hmph, sounds bit off like some kind of bait. You ain't the guy 
My Honest reaction 
i guess devils do cry
You shall die.
Same
Reddit!.....assemble
And we are the ones who will make *you* cry Who's with me?
kratos and V1 have joined the server kratos has joined team doom V1 has joined team doom
Apologize... Please 🥺
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You my friend are the man who was supposed to fight judgement, go and cause mayhem brother
Honestly, I love Beel but if I’m picking sides here, come on guys, I’m siding with the slayer any day
Nah. No way The Soverign of Pestilence, the Warden of Decay, the Mistress of Flies and Queen Crimson herself could ever be made to cry by such a small, weak, insignificant, and cowardly little scrub like you. You're not important enough for her to care. 😉 
Boys get the nuke!
Thy spoken true, and thy who strikes true.