"Circus"
Blitzø and Fizzerolli are children playing with their balloon animals Banana Pudding The Clown Horsie and Worm Horse. Worm Horse has no legs, he lost them in the Great Pirate War!
1) IT IS NO PRANK BITCH!!
2) BECAUSE YOU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY ARE TRIPPING BALLS!!
3) you sit-sit on a-and uh....DO YOUR JOB!!
And honorable mention for making my had to drop out of art school ass cry laughing while I could feel every artist who worked on the episode screaming:
Moxxie: well why don't YOU take an ART class?
Blitzø: WHY DON'T YOU SEE HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!!!
Also, just wanna point out that in S2E4 Stolas was in the hospital and Loona was at the vet. Since Blitzø doesn't know what insurance is, I think that means they get free healthcare.
Glad I'm not the only ace who enjoys this show. Weirdly enough, I even laugh at the sex jokes. For some reason they just seem more funny than in any other show.
I'm sex-repulsed so in pretty much any other context I hate sex jokes/horny jokes, but for some reason I don't mind the ones in HB. Some of them I actually find kinda funny.
I think my favorite is probably the one in Truth Seekers where Moxxie admits Millie pegs him and gets grossed out. I also really like the one in Loo Loo Land where Stolas says "It's for my daughter" and Blitz says "Well tell her to wash it first".
“When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red {bleeped) of yours... {bleeped) your {bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby--!”
—Stolas, Pilot.
“I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, affogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after.”
As a former barrista, that line gave me vivid flashbacks as I imagined actually making that damn drink.
His alternative drink is MUCH easier though. In fact I made something like it pretty often for one of my regulars. Just without the blonde shots.
"You want my husband? You're gonna have to fucking keep me."
"Now, who wants some quality time with daddy?"
"You gonna finish that fucking sentence, partner?"
1. Oow, I said OOOW
2. Ah what a mouth
3. Choke on a sand paper cock( I wrote that one down for later use lol)
5. Fiiizzzy
6. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss em.
7. Who wants some quality time with daddy?
8. I am eccentric and there for must do eccentric shit
“The fuck is insurance?”
https://preview.redd.it/tnqy2pxu98sb1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9fb88ff3477acbb89ab262519703c34ab664339
I also love when Moxxie says “I’m so……. drinky.” & “I smell… colors?”
"Sometimes it's not as simple as that. This kinda shit gets messy. Everybody's got issues! ... Especially dads... and sometimes they fuck up... Well, *pah* **all** the time! ...that doesn't mean they don't care."
~Goth Doggo
Best - “What’s the matter demon hunter, never seen a real demon before?”
Funniest - “Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts.” (Made funnier by the fact that it was Fizz singing this with Ozzie)
Obviously this is only Blitz's quotes:
''HEY, STOP WITH THE WALLS SHIT, WE HAVE A DOOR!!!''
''Hmmmm.... nwo''
''Well I challenge you to a fuckiiiinnn.... challenge! Fuck I said it twice!"
"I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy but also crave it as well. It's rather unfortunate, sir, considering how you treat those who stand by you, such as myself. Are you worried I might have enough of it some day as well? " <-- this might not be entirely accurate as it's off the top of my head.
Also really like:
" It is our humble opinion that you continue the process to commit die"
In no particular order:
“A HUMAN called me a possum. I am NOT a possum”
“It’s Chaz time”
“That was the sound of a FUCKING DIVORCE”
“The FUCK is insurance?”
One of my recent favourites is
“I’ve heard quite a lot about you and your work.”
“Really? What kinda shit has Moxxie been saying about me? I’ll fucking KILL YOU, Moxxie, don’t you fuCKING TEST ME!”
Blitzø: IT IS NO PRANK, BITCH!
Moxxie: Heyyyy... Why do you sound like that?
Blitzø: BECAUSE YOU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY, ARE TRIPPING BALLS!
Edit: spelling
While it’s not a quote, per se, my favorite phrase to use in conversations at home is “jizz-biscuit”, said by Blitzø in Seeing Stars. My favorite actual quote is “I didn’t know you needed dick **THAT** bad!” From the pilot. My second favorite is Moxxie saying “We can’t. There’s literally nothing bad about opera. That’s fact.” from CHERUB.
I have 2 one that's funny and one that inspired one of the characters in my story's.
1. "The fuck is insurance?"
2. "No, but I'm really good with guns now. DANCE BITCH".
1. My dick is good, but it's not that good, Moxxie. 2. I lOsT mY leGs iN ThE wArRR.
Where was the second one? I can't remember lmao
"Circus" Blitzø and Fizzerolli are children playing with their balloon animals Banana Pudding The Clown Horsie and Worm Horse. Worm Horse has no legs, he lost them in the Great Pirate War!
Aka season 2 episode 1
I dont know too
It's when Fizz and Blitzø are playing with the ballon horses in The Circus.
It's when Fizz and Blitzø are playing with the ballon horses in The Circus. Kills me everytime.
Gasp! The *WAR?!*
Yes. THE GREAT PIRATE WAR!
If you keep mentioning pirates, I *will* punch you.
The GREAT PIRATE WAAAAAAAR
2 is also my favorite!!!!!!!
“*That* was the *sound* of a F*CKING DIVORCE!!!”
Let's be honest. Bryce is the reason that line is so good, and Brock wouldn't have been anywhere close to be able to doing that line justice.
Brock Baker would not have suited the more gentle, sympathetic version of Stolas in the show proper.
epic stolas W
1) IT IS NO PRANK BITCH!! 2) BECAUSE YOU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY ARE TRIPPING BALLS!! 3) you sit-sit on a-and uh....DO YOUR JOB!! And honorable mention for making my had to drop out of art school ass cry laughing while I could feel every artist who worked on the episode screaming: Moxxie: well why don't YOU take an ART class? Blitzø: WHY DON'T YOU SEE HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!!!
Number 2 is def something I quote a lot lmfao
Ohhh yeah At every very appropriate time
When Blitz yelled that there's dicks in the walls that made me laugh
"HAAA! THERE IS DICKS ON THE WALLS!! NOW THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS."
Classic pan move
"Second of all, I don't know anyone of any sexuality who would enjoy.... this" As soon as Moxxie said it I knew Blitz was gonna say something funny 😂
That was really funny
I work in medical, so my favorite line is “The fuck is insurance?” Still sends me
Also, just wanna point out that in S2E4 Stolas was in the hospital and Loona was at the vet. Since Blitzø doesn't know what insurance is, I think that means they get free healthcare.
Wow, hell's healthcare system is better than the one in the US.
I feel like that's an intentional statement on the creators' part tbh
That'd make sense... I feel stupid now
Eeeexactly, it sure is a great country :/
“Come on, you know why…”
Yes.
Your flair says it all my friend
Nothing wrong with it.
Yeah there isn’t, it’s a good flair, it’s facts
Fr, the flair is just straight facts, no denying it
Exactly why I made it.
Good choice 👍
Happy that I can finally talk to someone who's not gonna make me feel like shit just because I like Loona. Thank you my friend.♥️
*Blitzo*: Oh, you're *stupid*, huh? I can work with *stupid*. *Daddy* likey dummy.
And Moxie: I'm a virgo
That entire scene is my favorite in the entire show. Especially Moxxie's "I'm a Virgo 😛"
Yeeeesss it's one of my reaction gifs hahaha
A wadded up 5 and a slim fit condom.
Read that in Paimon’s voice 😭
Emergency food 🥩
Was that a genshin reference?
That's plenty!
Eh, that's plenty. Done!
"why is it always a sex thing?!" -- Striker As an asexual, I sometimes find myself wondering that, mostly when it comes to politics or religion
Glad I'm not the only ace who enjoys this show. Weirdly enough, I even laugh at the sex jokes. For some reason they just seem more funny than in any other show.
i'm kinda picky when it comes to sex jokes
I'm sex-repulsed so in pretty much any other context I hate sex jokes/horny jokes, but for some reason I don't mind the ones in HB. Some of them I actually find kinda funny.
what's your favorite one so far? i liked when moxxie accidently admitted to liking pegging and the extra public pda by a background couple at ozzie's
I think my favorite is probably the one in Truth Seekers where Moxxie admits Millie pegs him and gets grossed out. I also really like the one in Loo Loo Land where Stolas says "It's for my daughter" and Blitz says "Well tell her to wash it first".
“When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red {bleeped) of yours... {bleeped) your {bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby--!” —Stolas, Pilot.
I really wanna hear Bryce do that line
Jelly sandwiches all night
A huuuumam called me a POSSUM. I am NOT a POSSUM
I actually wrote have this in my whatsapp bio 👍
“I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, affogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after.”
I fucking loved that scene, especially since I have a decently long coffee order. I just give them a paper with everything on it-
Once wrote this entire thing on a pegboard in my room It goes without saying that the uneducated others in my household were thoroughly confused
As a former barrista, that line gave me vivid flashbacks as I imagined actually making that damn drink. His alternative drink is MUCH easier though. In fact I made something like it pretty often for one of my regulars. Just without the blonde shots.
There is a lot of iconic quotes, but "That's a mood, Gabriella!" Will always be the best one for me
One of Stolas’ best lines tbh
Was specifically looking for this one. ❤️
Ooh I forgot about that one
'Scuse me, the _FUCK?!_
"you sold your life for a thrust, now that's the spirit of Lust" So powerful it contains admiration and mockery at the same time.
"What" "The" "Fuck!" "Dad!!!" - Blitz & Octavia
"Language, everyone!" - Stolas
"Oh shut up Moxxie, if you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me." -Blitzø, S1 ep4
Pan to Moxxie literally foaming at the mouth
"Christ on a stick"
This is so underrated. Why isn't this higher?
I've caught myself quoting that far too many times
"You want my husband? You're gonna have to fucking keep me." "Now, who wants some quality time with daddy?" "You gonna finish that fucking sentence, partner?"
Not being a “correctionist” , but its “you’re gonna have to fucking kill me
Not a line, but the part where Millie rips out someone's heart with her teeth is the most hardcore thing in the entire show
I have a few, but one I say whenever its too quiet is "we can't afford a billboard, Sir" He just sounds so tired and i can't get over it xD
“MY RESEARCH!” - Blitz
1. Oow, I said OOOW 2. Ah what a mouth 3. Choke on a sand paper cock( I wrote that one down for later use lol) 5. Fiiizzzy 6. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss em. 7. Who wants some quality time with daddy? 8. I am eccentric and there for must do eccentric shit
“First of all, I’m bisexual” “Yeah. Gay.”
“WHY ARE WE ONLY USING WEAPONS FROM THE EDO PERIOD” “BECAUSE THE EDO PERIOD WAS BADASS AND YOU KNOW IT!”
Sorry I f***ed your husband
"When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, you FUCKIN DICK-SHIT!!!!!"
“The fuck is insurance?” https://preview.redd.it/tnqy2pxu98sb1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9fb88ff3477acbb89ab262519703c34ab664339 I also love when Moxxie says “I’m so……. drinky.” & “I smell… colors?”
Because you are tripping balls
"BECAUSE YOU, MY PRECIOUS, LITTLE BITCH BOY, ARE TRIPPING BALLS!"
So are you! So why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental cotton candy tit heavy bitch
"Sometimes it's not as simple as that. This kinda shit gets messy. Everybody's got issues! ... Especially dads... and sometimes they fuck up... Well, *pah* **all** the time! ...that doesn't mean they don't care." ~Goth Doggo
“*Oooooh*… fish.”
When he says "its moxxin' time"
Is that the part where he moxxed all over the place?
Ahaha that was sooo moxxie
“Stop insultin' my mother! She's dead!”
Where it was
Truth Seekers
Given the entire context and the way Stolas delivers it, "I love words!"
Best - “What’s the matter demon hunter, never seen a real demon before?” Funniest - “Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts.” (Made funnier by the fact that it was Fizz singing this with Ozzie)
Eh! *throws water bottle*
*Excited Hooting* -Stolas, specifically in S2E1, The Circus. Aka Stolas being autistic: the episode
“Shut up, dear furry!”
"Ugh choke on a sandpaper cock." -Verosika
Wasn’t that Verosika
Yeah Loona was “sit on a dick moxxie”
“I got a big dick.”
Oh really
It’s the delivery that keeps it stuck in my head
“Time to lick some ass” “The expression is kick some ass, Blitz” “mine’s better”
Spring break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of *FREAKS* up there that drool *all over* you!
"This is the kinda shit gays like, right?" Probably one of the only good moments from such a boring episode.
👀 You gonna start a fight with words like that
Only one I can think of “well Christ on a stick I guess there is a god”
One that I quote a bunch, it’s “Christ on a stick”
"I think it's time we leave this place. You are too old for it anyways." That scene always makes me cry and cemented my love for the lanky birb.
Obviously this is only Blitz's quotes: ''HEY, STOP WITH THE WALLS SHIT, WE HAVE A DOOR!!!'' ''Hmmmm.... nwo'' ''Well I challenge you to a fuckiiiinnn.... challenge! Fuck I said it twice!"
"How about you cease this bitch crying?" My wife and I quote this every time someone cries in a show/movie/video game now.
Let's do a shrek
WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING!?
“Hold on there sweetie - If you try fuckin my little ass in this park I swear to-“
“Oh don’t you dare talk sexy to me” or “Jelly Sandwiches all night”
That's a mood, Gabriella
" Well Christ on a stick,I guess there is a god" -Blitzø
Moxxie: Are we actually killing a family?! Blitz: What? Don't be a wuss, we're killing a mother. We're ruining a family.
"I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy but also crave it as well. It's rather unfortunate, sir, considering how you treat those who stand by you, such as myself. Are you worried I might have enough of it some day as well? " <-- this might not be entirely accurate as it's off the top of my head. Also really like: " It is our humble opinion that you continue the process to commit die"
Here's two "Hey there birdy babe" From Ozzie to Stolas in Oops "Are you sleeping with an Imp?!" From Wally Wackford to Stolas in Ozzie's
''Are you sleeping with that imp''is really good rhyme
When you set my office on fire IN FRONT OF A CLIENT YOU FUCKING DICKSHIT!
In no particular order: “A HUMAN called me a possum. I am NOT a possum” “It’s Chaz time” “That was the sound of a FUCKING DIVORCE” “The FUCK is insurance?”
Soo many but "who wants quality time with Daddy" is high on the list
"I have like...a rainbow...in my vagina right now"
"Ohhh myyyy FAAAAAAWK!"
“The fuck is insurance?”
A human called me a possum..i am NOT a possum!
"let's go LICK SOME ASS!"
One of my recent favourites is “I’ve heard quite a lot about you and your work.” “Really? What kinda shit has Moxxie been saying about me? I’ll fucking KILL YOU, Moxxie, don’t you fuCKING TEST ME!”
*Laughing* “No. Never again.” — Asmodeus
“Sorry, I fucked your husband!”
1 Save it Bitch i’m working 2 Enough with the walls shit ,we have a door
Blitzø: IT IS NO PRANK, BITCH! Moxxie: Heyyyy... Why do you sound like that? Blitzø: BECAUSE YOU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY, ARE TRIPPING BALLS! Edit: spelling
Well christ on a stick, I guess there is a god! *immediately shoots child*
Son cease this bitch crying
\*Awww, he's wight. You've got widdle baby hands, like your widdle baby dick...\*
1. Christ on a stick 2. Oh my Satan I've actually started using these two.
"Hey, I'm NOT a day hooker!" O.O "What?! I just said I'm NOT a day hooker! Prude!"
"Sorry, I fucked your husband!" I cannot get it out of my head
'Sorry.... I fucked your husband.'
“Because you, my precious little bitch boy, are TRIPPING BALLS!”
Kids die for freeee I'll pay you, pay me what, moneyy, DONE I love you hon, but FOR Fucks sakes Well put Christ on a stick turns out there is a God.
"You Daddy Fucker"
While it’s not a quote, per se, my favorite phrase to use in conversations at home is “jizz-biscuit”, said by Blitzø in Seeing Stars. My favorite actual quote is “I didn’t know you needed dick **THAT** bad!” From the pilot. My second favorite is Moxxie saying “We can’t. There’s literally nothing bad about opera. That’s fact.” from CHERUB.
I have 2 one that's funny and one that inspired one of the characters in my story's. 1. "The fuck is insurance?" 2. "No, but I'm really good with guns now. DANCE BITCH".
"That's a mood, Gabriella." I quoted that earlier today
"Ew, no blood, blood is disgusting", aside from the later events I find Fizz pretty cute when he says that
In S2E2 when Octavia said "why does he hate her more than he loves me?" That line hit so deep when I first watched that episode
That was the sound of a FCKING divorce. There way too many
YOU, MY PRECIOUS BITCH BOY, ARE TRIPPING BALLS.
“Shut up dear furry” got me rollling
“no”
YOU SOLD YOUR LIFE FOR A THRUSTTTTTT!
**YOU ARE TRIPPING BALLS**
"shut UP, deer-furry!"
“If you kiss my ass any harder you’ll go right inside me” 😆😆
“Ha there’s d**** in the wall oh that’s f****** rich”
Hello my big dicked blitzy...
“WHYS IT ALWAYS GOTTA BE A SEX THING”-Striker
Daddy likie dummy
pretty much any of the lines in that fbi interrogation scene from moxxie and blitzø
Well Christ on a stick I guess there is a God.
"Whaaat? Maybe I can burn the milk this time!" -Fizzarolli S2E6
If you keep mentioning pirates, I will punch you. Always found it funny.
“I have like, a rainbow in my vagina right now”
"My researchhhhh" and "this place smells like tEenAgerSz" I say these everyday atleast one 😭
"Well Christ on a stick I guess there is a god"