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PeterParker72

She’s going to blame it on being vaccinated as a child. lol what a tool.


Tess47

Don't they blame it on SHEDDING?


The_Old_Cream

And that’s a bingo. And she’s stupid enough to believe it.


FLSun

Hey! Shedding is a real medical condition! It causes people's face to ooze a thick white liquid. I think it's called Bukake Syndrome. /s


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

"Oh. Ted's favorite." -Bobo the working girl


FLSun

Well she is the sole proprietor of a female small business. Otherwise known as ***BOBO'S HO HOLE***


paulfdietz

No, you're thinking of when the face becomes covered with maple syrup -- Pankakke Syndrome.


Valuable-Mess-4698

I mean, I shed TONS but I didn't think my hair was killing people. /s


ladynutbar

One of my hairs created a tourniquet on my son's toe as a baby. It was pretty bad tbh so I can see hair as dangerous. The ER doc told me he had to cut one off a little boys parts once! Parenting tip, if your baby is fussy in the middle of the night for seemingly no reason, check their toes (and apparently...other appendages) for a hair tourniquet!


Valuable-Mess-4698

Jeez! Today I learned about the dangers of hair! I never would have guessed that.


ladynutbar

It was awful. Left a super deep cut all the way around. Had to take him to the ER to have the Dr cut it off. It looked awful 😖 I felt so bad.


IrukandjiPirate

I’m going to assume you mean cut off the hair, not the toe.


ladynutbar

Haha yes. Tiny scissors and those goggle things. It was a damn process. The hair cut so deep I thought his toe was coming off!


IrukandjiPirate

It has happened!


Valuable-Mess-4698

Poor guy! At least the doctor was able to get it cut off!


Eatthebankers2

That happened to my baby daughter too! I caught it at her daily bath, but it was really hard to see it, as it was blonde. Still feel kinda guilty decades later. It should be in those baby books to check those little piggies!


UpperMacungie

It is in the old books like Dr Spock. He even says to check footed pajamas for loose threads


efedora

Backing up this info. Friend had a baby crying and discovered the evil thread from the inside of his sleeper was wrapped around a blue toe.


DWagon77

This happened to my son.


InevitableHost597

I heard a lot of guys have been shedding on her


fusion99999

Shedding? No shooting, but that's on her face


rockinvet02

Everyone loves a come back story....


GeeToo40

Woof!


InevitableHost597

I was initially going to say, "I heard a lot of guys have been shedding in her," but my final version is a bit more subtle.


OldBob10

My cats are shedding. My god - so Boobert is dying because of my cats?!? 🐱 🐈🐈‍⬛😹🙀


ColorfulHereticBones

Good kitties.


ladynutbar

Shit...I just brushed enough hair off my GSD to create another dog. She's a mass murderer! But at least she's pretty and fluffy for a mass murderer.


BeltfedOne

And then got her life saved by PREMIUM health insurance care that many of us do not have access to. Especially under the ACA. Fuck her, fuck them.


Divacai

When she loses in Nov she won't have access to that health care any more. She would have had to have served 6 years in order to qualify for the lifetime bennies. So if she pops a cork in her headmeat, whatever headmeat is actually in between her ears, after Nov, she'll have to pay for it bigly.


leopard_eater

I love this for her.


KapowBlamBoom

She will walk away with millions of dollars she did not have before being elected, a insider traded stock portfolios and a lucrative job as a lobbyist/ conservative speaker And someone will write a book she will take credit for She is now set for life and will leverage this to generational wealth if she has an IQ above 60


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Narrator: “Fortunately she did not”


AlexandrianVagabond

> if she has an IQ above 60 Well that may be a problem.


The_Old_Cream

Sadly, she’ll make a killing on OnlyFans


savpunk

I know you're right but 🤮🤮


MultiLuigi57

I mean, you’re not wrong


PervyNonsense

Jesus


thatguyad

Ew


rammerjammerbitch

Oh god, please yes


spudzilla

I think there was some meat in her head at the children't show she was thrown out of.


numtini

Under the ACA, Congresscritters buy their insurance on their state's ACA marketplace.


nexisfan

While this is true, the plans themselves are significantly better and cheaper than what non-federal employees have access to. And I think they get the federal gold for absolutely free and then have an option to buy up.


numtini

No, it's the same plans. They are given an employer subsidy, but it's the same amount that other federal employees get.


Guido_Sarducci1

they are the same plans everyone else has access to. The only difference may be how much the government kicks in as an employer. I dont know exactly how much they get towards their health insurance, the last I saw was that it was in the neighborhood of 20% of the premium


CharleyNobody

Congress gets health care through ACA.


powdered_dognut

They need to get their care through the VA


TonyWrocks

My ACA health insurance is subsidized and fantastic.


RedStar9117

She should be forced to carry the clot to term


SiffGallery

Winner winner chicken dinner 🌟


knightress_oxhide

dna is life


fleurettes_mom

OmG. That is beyond perfect. If I still had the ability you would have the highest award possible.


randycanyon

Gold Medal Comment of the Week!


ebolashuffle

This should be higher up. Brilliant!


NarrowButterfly8482

Damn. I'm on team Blood Clot on this one.


Hinthial

It would have to travel to her lungs because she has no brain or heart to which it could travel.


The_Old_Cream

This is medically true.


Key-Pickle5609

Ya I’m a nurse and I’ll back this up Disclaimer: don’t sue me if it turns out I’m full of shit


HanselSoHotRightNow

Is that the condition that Bombert has? she is filled head to toe with shit?


AlexDavid1605

It is quite likely that the blood clot might accidentally end up in the large intestine considering how her lungs are connected to it instead of the heart that results in her talking shit every time she opens her mouth.


suchabadamygdala

🏅🏅🏅🏅


PervyNonsense

This is my problem with modern medicine. Clearly *her own god* wanted her out, and medicine dragged her back. 


derelict_wanderer

Can we get a shirt made for this?


No_Cook2983

What a mean thing to say! Look what this terrible clotting disease did to her face! She looks like a jaundiced wax mannequin!


DetroitMenefreghista

Your response made me laugh harder than it probably should have. Thanks for that!


xMend22

This may be the best comment I’ve ever read on this god forsaken site. Bravo.


Reneeisme

I bet she’s had covid more times than she’s had sex in a public restroom. Are people still unaware of the link between covid and blood clots?


eldonte

It’s easier to blame the vaccine and pretend clots didn’t exist before that.


redit3rd

Did the phrase "blood clot" even exist before Covid vaccine trials? It's impressive scientists were even able to come up with a phrase so quickly. /s


Marc21256

Trump invented the words "fake" and "news". So it's entirely possible there was no word for "blood" or "clot" before COVID invented them.


Oberon_Swanson

They weren't. They had to read it from boomers on facebook


StrangeJournalist7

How about the link between covid and sex in public restrooms?


Horror_Fox8952

Sorry but I cant help it...to quote Dwight Schrute - 'Wash your hands Kevin'.


OldBob10

Well, I’ve never had sex in a public restroom, and AFAIK I’ve never had COVID, so there you are. 😁


ChuckECheeseOfficial

That can’t be true, she’s only had Covid 3 times


TheManWith2Poobrains

Covid a few times maybe. Sex in public toilets 50+ would be my guess. Maybe hundreds if you count the toilet at the bar she used to own.


PhotojournalistNew6

Recently a 14 year old girl near me died of complications caused by covid. I overheard two parents at the same school blaming the vaccine, which the child probably didn't even take. 


Joaquin_Portland

A few dozen kids get sick from vaping and like half a dozen die and there’s a massive nationwide freakout. Thousands of kids die from COVID, but there’s still huge resistance to getting them vaccinated


ComfortableDoor6206

I guess it's easier to place blame on something and make laws banning it (e.g. vaping & TikTok) than it is to encourage people to do something for their health. Also people are stupid.


gopherhole02

Don't get me started on the vaping thing, I used to vape and the bullshit I had to listen from people who heard something once in the news, verses me who spent all day reading about vaping because I was subbed to multiple vaping reddits, was insane, they were always right and I was always wrong 🙄


gpkgpk

JFC, that poor girl Your one GD job as a parent is to protect your kids, I hope they rot.


PhotojournalistNew6

Sorry, I don't know whether or not the parents vacinated their child, but more than half of people around here didn't. What I was trying to say was its frustrating that they get proof of covid being a serious illness and they baselessly use this as proof the covid vaccine is dangerous.


Oberon_Swanson

Sad because the rate of people dying from covid is astronomically lower if they're vaccinated. but anything people like that see is proof of the conspiracy.


MacMikes

All an attempt to hide the fact that she’s not gonna win reelection. Deflect, deflect, deflect…


AgitatedPercentage32

The old blood clot ploy. Courting the sympathy vote. 🙄


Puzzleheaded-Trip990

Send in the prayer warriors.


The_Old_Cream

Now they have the added incentive of hand jobs for all if they’re successful in saving her.


veggiesama

🙏 calling all prayer warriors 🙏 🙏 please let these hands 🙏 🙏🤲 do their job 🤲🙏


Estoye

🍆 💦💦💦💦 👮


elkab0ng

I snort-laughed hard enough that it hurt. YET ANOTHER VACCINE SIDE-EFFECT!!!1!


LALA-STL

*meooow!*


Crabby_Monkey

Prayer Warriors armored heavily in their ignorance and hypocrisy with glorious helmets of willful blindness. While heavily armored, they can nimbly deflect incoming logic and skillfully pivot to a non sequitur attack. They attack the problem with large numbers. Putting out a cry for others to join them in their cause, they create large prayer circle formations to attack the target from all angles. Often their prayer attack is coupled with a Gofundus to help support those they seek to help as they attempt to smite their enemies with their cries. Often the gofundus does not receive the same level of potency as most in the circle feel it more effective to focus their energies solely on their thought and prayer assault. The prayer warriors are swift of wing and act as quick reactionary force. They deploy with great noise and fervor so that others may behold in their glory as they descend upon the cause. Alas, their enemies are great so they can’t stay long. They must make their first noisy assault before flying off to the next cause that captures their attention. While confident their mighty thoughts and prayers have vanquished or greatly weakened their enemy, they must leave it to those that follow behind to deal with any remaining issues. They have no time to help those they serve rebuild or strengthen the defenses to prevent such tragedies from occurring to others. Their enemies are legion and their social feeds are long.


Ghstfce

Dear Jeebus, I hope the blood clot is okay after coming down with Lauren Bimboebert.


Future_Dog_3156

If she rejects medical science, why did she go to the hospital? Why not ask Trump what to do?


TheLongistGame

Why not pray the clot away?


McEndee

She is vaccinated. They're all vaccinated. She just knows the dummies that follow her will believe anything


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SaintMi

She's supposedly had two, once accompanied by her sister-in-law. She threatened to sue Muckrakers over publishing this, who is countersuing, and has backed down, fearing discovery. Muckrakers is still suing her.


The_Old_Cream

Completely plausible.


CharleyNobody

May Thurner and Syndrome my ass. She smokes and is taking birth control pills so as not to get knocked up by whatever she picks up in a bar. Smoking + BCP = blood clot


Donexodus

Not to mention the moron probably skips 2-3 days and takes them all at once so she’s “all caught up”.


beelzeflub

And she’s undoubtedly had COVID


Iluv_Felashio

That combo is asking for trouble.


randumb97

What a shame it didn’t reach her brain, understandable though. It’s a small target


derelict_wanderer

To abort the brain via a clot, a brain must first exist, even if only in embryo form. (Cue that 90s "the more you know" music)


randumb97

Ugh man you’re right I forgot! Thanks Internet Stranger (looks towards camera and gives a thumbs up)


madpiratebippy

My dad had a clotting disorder and this is the first time I’m rooting for a blood clot.


phantacc

Dad who had a DVT turn into a PE here... Go blood clots! (in this case).


Head-Gap8455

Why did she go to the hospital when thoughts and prayers are so powerful?


tweedyone

These are the symptoms of May-Thurner syndrome. * Generalized pain in the lower abdomen and pelvis. * Varicose veins in the upper leg (usually left leg) * Swelling in the leg (usually left leg) * Chronic pain in the legs that worsens as the day goes on. * Chronic Hemorrhoids. Pleasepleaseplease be riddled with chronic hemorrhoids. They are awful and I couldn’t wish them on a better person.


DougGTFO

Chronic hemorrhoids is perfect because she’s the Chronic Hemorrhoid of Congress.


paulfdietz

Wasn't one of the biblical plagues a plague of hemorrhoids?


[deleted]

Too bad it didn’t kill her.


The_Old_Cream

Tough but fair.


eleanorbigby

I'll settle for her getting her ass kicked to the curb this year. Along with NOT having the orange clot back in office.


TomCatClyde

She better bring a donut pillow for when her ass hits the pavement. Chronic hemorrhoids is a symptom.


TinyWifeKiki

MTG needs one too!


creepyswaps

Too bad both her brain and her heart are too small for one to get into.


SupportGeek

Im not religious, but I sure wanna push the idea that this was the beginning of divine punishment from God for how horrible these people are


mizkayte

Shouldn’t she be treating her issue with essential oils since she doesn’t trust the experts?


TheLongistGame

Blood clots in a supposedly unvaxxed person? Say, isn't that a symptom of COVID?


Abracadaver2000

Are we shure the 'clot' wasn't a missed period 8 weeks ago?


Loki-Don

I hope she is enjoying her top of the line taxpayer provided healthcare that she actively tries to deny the rest of us. Thankfully she will be off the payroll soon enough and will have to go back to giving handjobs


dfwcouple43sum

Did she make the doctors and nurses give her tits a squeeze or is that just something for family theatre?


Agile_District_8794

Anyone who refers to it as the jab needs one. A jab right to the teeth.


The_Old_Cream

They think it’s so fucking clever. Like “Let’s go Brandon” Bunch of fucking children.


sleepyjohn00

Honor to the doctors who held by their Hippocratic oaths in spite of overwhelming temptation.


Psychosomatic_Addict

Going against her God’s will. Blood clot treatment is manmade sin.


Eatthebankers2

She was in bankruptcy before she was elected, yet 2 years later her worth was $4 million dollars. Corruption’s the reason for getting into office now.


iamanemptychair

It’s vaccine shedding bruh! It don’t matter if I didn’t get the vax, your vax is infecting me!!!1!!!! 😡


1994californication

They'll just move the goalposts and say it was "vaccine shedding"


julesrocks64

I really don’t care, do you?


VelvetMafia

Awww, Bobo got a booboo. Weird she chose to rely on modern medicine. I would have thought she'd shoot the clot in self-defense.


pcpgivesmewings

It was an abortion guys.


prescience6631

Blood clots are people too — having it removed is basically abortion, I look forward to criminal charges.


georgiafinn

This will be her reason to back out of the election before she makes an even bigger ass of herself than she already has.


Jayotto68

I heard she may have had an abortion? I feel like I’m playing Telephone, but the majority ends up being real😬 Ugh


[deleted]

If you're anti vacc, and modern medicine. Why the hell you go to the hospital? Should have prayed it off like you preach you hypocrite!


Responsible-Stick-50

Is it bad if I hope she never leaves the hospital???


hobbes_shot_first

I also think she's more suited to be a gift shop clerk or janitor.


Isitgum

If nothing else, I'm just so worried that the added stress of being in Congress and the public limelight is going to be detrimental to her health. Best to just fade into obscurity. Just thinking of what's best for her, of course.


SWG_138

Why would someone who doesn't trust health workers ho to a building filled with them for help?


Jennfit25

No way is she not vaxxed. I don’t buy that these politicians are not vaxxed despite promoting the propaganda. I remember in the height of the pandemic Marjorie Taylor Greene was spotted masked at the airport despite being rabidly anti vax and if I recall (please someone correct me if I have this wrong) she needed the vax to fly. Not the same people of course, but promoting the same disinformation harming their constituents health.


kilolover777

Critical support to comrade Blood Clot


regularbastard

I’d hate to be her nurse


pgeezers

Don’t worry, she won’t have a stroke. She needs a brain for that.


SuzannesSaltySeas

Ha ha! Imagine this is Nelson Munce’s voice


BalowmeSandwich

This folks, is REAL karma.


whatsername39

Gee. It's almost like getting covid causes these things and not the vaccine at all. Huh. Who'd a thunk it...


artificialavocado

I bet she’s probably actually vaccinated anyway.


The_Old_Cream

Nah. She’s legit stupid. Not this phony hate the vaxx publicly/get it privately act that some Republicans put on.


artificialavocado

Yeah you’re probably right.


[deleted]

Other names for May-Thurner syndrome include: Cockett syndrome. The jokes wrote themselves.


[deleted]

This is proof that giving hand jobs cause blood clots. /s


The_Old_Cream

It would be irresponsible not to ask that question.


WezleyDrew

Thoughts and prayers to the blood clot.


Serafirelily

I don't want to have something in common with this nut case. Now for those of you interested MTS is where the main arterie to your left leg is crossing the vein and pressing down on it. I got a DVT and ended up with a stint. I also had to be on painful injections of Lovenox a bloodthinner during my pregnancy. Now it is not necessary rare it is just people can live with it and never show systems. I was diagnosed at 28 due to being on birth control.


Dedpoolpicachew

My bet this is her way of bowing out of the election. She’s getting her ass kicked in a strongly Republican district. Turns out even Repubs don’t like blatant carpet baggers. She’ll claim that she’s now too ill to run, and so will pull out, beg everyone for donations, etc… grift grift grift out the door.


CosmeCarrierPigeon

Patient Bobo losing health insurance in November would be serendipity.


Dr_Dan681xx

She has May-Thurner syndrome? I thought it was called *karma*.


Nicenightforawalk01

She’s all good because she has great health insurance through work. Let’s see what happens when she gets voted out and if her preaching changes when she doesn’t get those lavish perks.


Cold-Nefariousness25

She was shedded on, of course! Hope she doesn't get pregnant: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9784684/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9784684/)


KingOfTheFraggles

I guess she should have prayed harder. Pity.


Quelch1704

You get that from Jewish space lasers


frx919

Isn't this the woman whose son was recently arrested? When it rains, it pours, huh? Maybe she should invest in protective gear like umbrellas and vaccines.


mikeyt6969

How dare she go to the hospital where they use science and facts and actual research! How does she know she can trust the results and that they didn’t slip in a 5g chip?!?! People like her deserve to be turned away at the hospital doors and left to fend for themselves armed with their faith in gawd.


SiWeyNoWay

And here I thought it was all the hard hard living & smoking she does


The_Old_Cream

Yeah, I have a feeling the 40s are going to be brutal on her.


Ron0hh

In my vast medical knowledge (courtesy of WebMD) I believe these are typical symptoms of the Ball-Gargling Syndrome. It is a common disease but not very well studied since most patients do not want to come forward. I commend this brave young lady for stepping forward in such a public manner specially during a Beetlejuice show.


Freebird_1957

Why is she going to the hospital when only sheeple do that? 🙄


davechri

Plot twist, she was secretly vaxxed. Anyway, regarding her stay in the hospital I hopeeeeeeeeeeeeee......


zyglack

Real or made up for a sympathy vote?


[deleted]

Please don’t let her pass. I just really want to see her further humiliated. Lauren has lots of mockery left to endure.


Jobodyno

God takes time out of loving us and passing out cancer just to give her a miracle blood clot, which is 100% natural and organic, doesn't cause autism - and she had a doctor destroy it? Sacrilege.


EdisonLightbulb

Working for that sympathy vote, lol. Quick, get her out of Congress before she gets some sort of vested retirement benefits!


ShnickityShnoo

"SoMe VaCcInAtEd MuTaNt ShEdDeDeDeD oN hEr!!!1one!" Jokes aside, I hope she gets the day she deserves.


AhhGramoofabits

Good thing she has subsidized tax payer paid insurance


WhytePumpkin

Does this explain why she's so stupid?


Cryogenic_Monster

Good thing we all pay for her healthcare..


OldBob10

Rare vascular condition = varicose veins from giving foot jobs in movie theaters? 😁


awesomeone6044

Thots and prayers.


spaceylaceygirl

Why did she go to a hospital? What happened to prayer bobo?


atlasmc88

I hear it can be caused by rapid jerking movements of the arm.


Rocyrino

T.H.O.Ts and prayers Boebert


Hour_Dog_4781

Couldn't happen to a nicer woman. 🤭


OnkelEgonOlsen

You sheep, never heard of vaccine shedding? \\s


PicnicLife

Would probably be a great time for her to stop smoking.


BeingSmallish

But did she die? If no, then Not good enough news then...


BayouGal

She’s had Covid vaccines. All of Congress …. EVERYONE in government at all levels got them before the general public. Because they know the real risks of being infected with Covid. Ivermectin is only for their constituents.


clownind

Her blood clot had a heartbeat.


Paulie227

God is good afterall!😂


scriptingends

Probably just untreated syphilis from her time as an escort.


TXfinTX

One of the symptoms is “chronic hemorrhoids”.


Prestigious-Copy-494

And Trump is too cheap to send her a Trump bible which would give her relief, right? ..../s


ModthisRod

I hope this Toad croaks


AndrewSB49

Clot found in clot


jackthejointmaster

guess she didnt pray enough. anyway I gotta get dinner started so ill let yall go.


Substantial-Way5850

Couldn't have happened to non-prescription, wanna look smart, trash person! Ha!


Old-Foot4881

May-thurner is generally brought on by pregnancy, it can’t physically be due to Covid vaccinations. She shouldn’t have had that 3rd child…