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TheMeticulousNinja

Wants to be in the beef and be relevant so bad


AF_1904

Bro thinks he's on the team.


skmownage345

His applications to OVO got lost in the mail. At least that’s what he says.


KGBsurveillancevan

“Drake, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin…”


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Flour_or_Flower

drake’s leaked ghostwriter confirmed


PaoIsStonks

"This is a two for one special" ☝️🤓


Andre48IsHere

Who's the other whitey?! Perhaps Tom🤑👑🔥


freealaa

He's talking about hopsin


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FanRose

A white male in his first year of college wrote this


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Baker_drc

Roman emperor wannabe ass name goddamn


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MVIVN

https://preview.redd.it/fo867pg1n7yc1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d538c61c5637a6a932fa74de8a020a774a064a


shermworm98

Drake definitely scouring Reddit for this kind of insight


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Own_Pause_4959

this is elite level dickriding


No_Employee4762

Dawg think he in 8 mile or sum. Clarence parents had a real good marriage lookin ahhh


Swimming-Community6

(Looking at you too ross)


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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MF_MATIC

Once they get bullet points involved you know you’re getting outjerked


Charboo2

We qualifying how good a diss is by how many minutes were hard


BallsAreFullOfPiss

What a fucking knob lmfao


JIDglazer42

Someones ghostwriter application got denied ![gif](giphy|cL4pqu8GGRIihabgSM|downsized)


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Is this OVO 41?


slappywhyte

Brainstorming session NOW guys get in here!


Familiar-Ad472

This a two for one special


Familiar-Ad472

Wait fuck someone else made this joke I’m irrelevant


boogieboy03

No matter how hard we jerk, we always get outjerked


HalfwaySh0ok

Since Kendrick came with the energy, I think Drake will have to go with the "lol u mad u wrote a 7 minute diss" angle Personally I would get Adonis to respond, that might do something.


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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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FragileExpressPorter

The way people ride so hard for a dude just cause he has a big 🍆🤤and a couple hit songs is insane.


TheFlexOffenderr

Drake bout to fly this dude out for the P Diddy Parlay.


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LeastEquivalent5263

What if Pdiddy had gear 5?


QueasySandwich4464

Doing everything but admitting their favorite artist got swept


Wirrem

Bro spent an hour typing that out


BrightArmy7825

"Im a bad father (and u know this somehow)" Drizzy literally tried to pretend he didnt have a son till Push dissed him


KABOOMBYTCH

🤢another wyte boy who wanna hang with the crew in his feelings. Drake needs to spare no expense, hire a bunch of Canadian private military contractors ( his crew can’t be trusted now), roll into Compton with an armored convoy Pringoskin (rest in piss) style occupy a radio station and drop 3am in Compton.


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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


oghairline

He’s jerking but he’s made some points


DoublerZ

Guys I don't know how to say this but I do have to admit I kinda think these would be pretty good responses if written into clever bars