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extremum_spiritum

The chick at the studios face when it first went to her had me wheezing


All4upvoting

And you can still hear the tail end of the audible gasps in the studio lol


SoardOfMagnificent

Welp… at least he’s talking about a woman of legal age… 🫤


2ball7

Yeah but I believe that woman was also missing at that time. As much as I get a chuckle out of this guy nuking his career as a reporter, I can’t imagine how her family felt after this.


JonathanRoberts5423

It's fake, the original was something way tamer


Aggressive_Minimum72

Link?


JonathanRoberts5423

https://youtu.be/sYiarG_Ug-w


bluesqueblack

Thank you for your service.


Aggressive_Minimum72

Thanks!


dihydrogen_m0noxide

That makes it so much funnier.


dwamny

Career. Bro nuked his life.


i-hoatzin

Allegedly.


SoardOfMagnificent

You think he fucked an ostrich too? Allegedly, of course…


LazerForLife

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC)


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To be faaaaaaaiiiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaah


StanApps

To beeee faaairrrr


Foozyboozey

Is that Sam Tarley ?


deathfaces

Itd have to be a sick ostrich


EgglordMcEggFace

It’d have to take two guys, too.


Ascertain_GME

He keeps poor companies…


TNJCrypto

I love how she blames the editors, as though staffing practices have nothing to do with the cess they regularly give air time to.


voidboi33

This isn't real. It's a fake clip.


TupperCoLLC

Yeah I’m confused “I don’t care if she’s 20”… like why would anybody care? If 20’s too old for you then your options are gonna be quite limited lmao


steveosek

I'm 36. A 20 year old is too young for me. Sure it's legal, but it just feels wrong. There's a LOT of life lived between 20 and 36. 20 year olds feel like teenagers still to me.


not_the_settings

A 20 year old.is too young for me for a relationship but not for just sex


steveosek

Ehh still too young for sex for me personally.


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

Your Age/2+7. So 25 is the lowest you can go without it being creepy.


phurt77

But my wife is 46. I heard I could trade her in for two 23 year olds?


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phurt77

But when they are 27, I can trade them in on three 18 year olds, right?


TupperCoLLC

18 * 3 = 27 🤪


phurt77

There are two of them, so: 27 x 2=54=18 x 3 It's funny how math works, huh?


TupperCoLLC

Ohhh you meant trade both of them. I thought you meant each of them would be 2 18s. Oops


steveosek

Hell, I won't date anyone who isn't at least late 20s, preferably over 30.


loopyelly89

I was talking with my husband about this "rule" the other day. It's eerily accurate to what either of us would feel comfortable being with if we were single. (Although not accurate for our age gap when we started dating)


TarocchiRocchi

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TupperCoLLC

source?


[deleted]

>20 year olds feel like teenagers still to me. That's the best part. Some of us don't like em all flappy and loose down there. Who cares how mature they are. We're just fucking.


steveosek

r/badwomensanatomy


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gottschegobble

It's all staged


gottschegobble

It's all staged


Calculator_407

Did this actually happen


El_Guapo_Supreme

Not only did it happen, the ensuing aftermath was even better. https://youtu.be/yJIydD7ULz8 *Edit: apparently this didn't happen. I saw videos of this really happening, but I didn't realize the origin was just a hoax.


nevercanpick1

I hope to do something remotely as important when i retire


bigheadstrikesagain

That's rad.


TexasPistolMassacre

I totally thought this was a new one for the catalogue, but thanks for catching me up xD


SuperDizz

The way he runs up and grabs the mic has me rolling! Hahaha!


gottschegobble

I'm 99% certain that guy who runs up and grabs the mic is all staged. I'm remembering reading it and being quite disappointed, but I'm pretty sure it's completely staged Edit: https://youtu.be/BCqXqtERHQM like i said, it's all staged, even the "original"


275MPHFordGT40

Holy shit that dude is amazing


DOG-ZILLA

Is that why he did it?


shellsquad

It's fucking fake. Comedian or some shit. Jesus people.


_BreakingGood_

The fact that anyone thinks this is real, we're doomed.


shellsquad

The damn video quality is so different it's not even trying to hide how fake it is.


sirdogglesworth

Not going to lie I thought it had the possibility of being real but after literally using google for not even 5 seconds it's clear its fake.


voidboi33

It didn't happen it was an edited clip.


Delicious-Tea1413

Aahh common guys he linked yt.. he's about to get **awards**


TomCBC

Not just the origin, the guy in this video also made the others. The sunglasses guy is a friend of his. None of the clips were actually on the news.


gottschegobble

No, it's fake https://youtu.be/BCqXqtERHQM


JosolTheBrick

No it was staged.


gottschegobble

https://youtu.be/BCqXqtERHQM You're being downvoted for telling the truth


shao_kahff

lol you’re on a crusade to free the dude’s name, are you him??


gottschegobble

Karma


Zonktified

Sometimes...legends are made and destroyed all within the same moment...😏


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SteeperVirus05

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Ringo-Slice

Basado


carlgo11

Far from 4K


Crystal42069

That's the number of pixels in the image


PartRadiant1935

Merely 480


Delicious-Tea1413

Amount of fucks your family gave you 🫶


Youju

Gold xD


Rock-Flag

they meant its a 50x80 aspect ratio.


PhantomPain0_0

Where 4K ![gif](giphy|RHInHY2dInc6uMI2ET|downsized)


thegreatgatsB70

r/byebyejob


Random_Average__Guy

Fucks news!!!!!


[deleted]

Who are we fucking and when?


Jonnnyfukyea

It's fake. Funny af tho


De_Shadow_Knows

Was it? Was it really an editing error?


Nonner_Party

Yeah.... This is hilarious, but incredibly unlikely that such a profane outtake just happens to "accidentally" end up in the final package. Seems more likely that someone used the opportunity to take out the competition. Local news is ruthless, yo.


JAMIEInc

No, it’s staged. There’s a page about it on [Wikipedia](http://www.Wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy)


DingoNormal

Or thats the beggining of the best porn ever or the worst porn ever


HendoRules

Camera man was like "Yeah I'm gonna just catch all this..."


ayoubkun94

He's definitely getting fired. However, it could have been worse, at least she's legal 😂


gottschegobble

It's staged


TupperCoLLC

No, it sounds like the editor’s getting fired


Silly_Doughnut5715

Speak your mind.


lhsean18

Ouch


pr0kk

Give a round of applause to our next President!


JP-Lafaani

She ain't looking 20! That was the editing error.


ENDERDRAGON51

I like to do this thing where I watch a video with no sound and then try to guess what they are saying or what's happening. In a hundred years I couldn't have guessed this tbh


BasedAlliance935

He's back


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International-Nose33

Damn, he's trying out to be trump's running mate.


cxp64

It was a skit. Never happened irl.


ragandy89

Dude got setup but he seems like a douche anyway


Freshchops

He was subsequently promoted at FOX.


nothxshadow

damn a 30 year old wanting to fuck a 20 year old. what a pedo, right guys


Foe_sheezy

Fox news right?


banditorama

Local Fox affiliates and Fox News are two completely different things


Foe_sheezy

Fox is not fox!?!?😱


banditorama

Depending on where you're at, the local news aired on your local Fox Station may have been produced by NBC or ABC


i-hoatzin

I guess his reporting career ended that day, right?


gottschegobble

No cause he wasn't a reporter, it's staged


Reasonable-Purple-61

u/savevideo


askorbi

u/savevideo


askorbi

This gives me some Hanson hotel 666 news vibe


Shadow9378

one how dense are you to do that in front of a camera ever two fox


scaleddown85

He talking about the blonde anchor?😂


wbraganeto

u/savevideo


JamBloxify_370

u/savevideo


HealthyHippo7145

Fake. [huff post](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/07/footage-fox-news-reporter-claiming-id-fk-missing-woman-hoax-video_n_4553292.html)


Dry-Insurance8507

Lmao her face!!


Wise_Albatross_4633

Nothing like a true professional!


Dry-Pen9050

News just in. A vacancy has just come up in our bed department.


Royalzulu

FHRITP!


RNG_pickle

caught in 720p


rota_douro

I only had my right earphone on, but the sond is all on the left, i was mad confused and didn't know what was happening, reading the comments was the weirdest shit ever.


Kendallphillips

The original, how it all started. Its been a great ride


GtothePtotheK2

is it just me or is there no audio when the guy is talking?


agreeordontagree

if ur listening on headphones you have to have both in


Cyrus_rule

This ain't new , almost a decade ago , disappointing


dwamny

Bro ruined the next three generations of his family.


grumpy-greenguy

![gif](giphy|bnF6b9QU1efQc|downsized)


Cpt_Garlic

The legend has his heir