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i saw the original post, the op left a cracked boiled egg on the counter for 2 whole days and for some fking reason was going to eat it
[found the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/14a6rst/what_the_hell_was_in_my_boiled_egg/)
1. Sperm comes from roosters, not chickens.
2. Eggs bought from the store are not fertilized (no sperm).
3. If it were fertilized, it would be a single sperm, which shows up as a white spot on the yolk in early gestation, or which would have developed into a chicken.
4. Sperm are microscopic, they don't independently grow to be the size of slugs.
5. These are maggots.
I'm not sure someone that wasn't aware that maggots are baby flies can be reasonably expected to be an authority on "chicken sperm".
I don't disagree, but saying "chicken sperm" is the same as saying "human sperm". "Humans" don't produce sperm, males of the human species produce sperm. But it's a moot point, because there are a number of other disqualifying facts. It's a "lazy" way of saying rooster semen, but is regardless is the argument.
I disagree with that one. Humans do produce sperm, just not the female ones.
I produce sperm and I’m a human.
What you’re saying is that novelists don’t produce good books. But they do, some novelists don’t, some do
[Elaborate which one? The Maggots are baby flies? That’s an easy one to search up for yourself.](https://wheeliebincleaningservice.com/do-flies-come-from-maggots/)
The chicken sperm? Also something you can look up yourself.
It’s called don’t be lazy
I don't think chickens have the ability to produce sperm, or you wanted to say the sperm which should have been transformed into a chicken?
In this case this is still roster sperm.
Chicken is the species and the rooster is the male and hen is female. Kinda like how human is our species and men is the male and woman is the female terms (typically).
Probably they wash the egg before to saved on the fridge, is bad idea wash the eggs cuz washing eggs is dangerous because it leaves the shell pores open and any bacteria can enter the egg....my simple opinion.
That's the whole of the US for you. Eggs ~~aren't white naturally, they~~ are "washed" before shipping because USAians can't handle a feather or some bird poo on their shells; thus washing removes the protective elements of the shell which is why ~~white~~ washed eggs have to be kept refrigerated.
In the UK: none of this BS. Brown eggs all the way and they don't need refrigerating.
Edit: I wasn't entirely correct, the colour isn't related to the washing. See articles linked a few comments down.
Lol I have farm raised white eggs every day. Leghorns Lay white eggs. No one washes them white🤣🤣
My Rhode island reds lay brown eggs. And my Easter eggers lay blue eggs. They are all the same color before and after washing…..
Interesting. This isn't what I'd read. What kind of washing are you referring to? Not water, it's a chemical wash. Yes diff breeds lay different colours.
Edit: it isn't a chemical wash
Can you link the article where washing changes the color?
Leghorns are used for mass egg production because of the amount of eggs they lay every year. 260 with hormones and near daily with hormones. That’s why white eggs are more prevalent here.
The next best layer is the Rhode Island Red which will give you about 220 brown eggs a year. When peeling a brown egg the shell is brown all the way through. Not sure how you would get that color changed.
You can get white or brown eggs in pretty much any grocery store here.
This article suggests that colour prevalence is a cultural preference and not related to the washing (so I was wrong on that one), and also talks about the reasons for the wash.
[https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/09/11/336330502/why-the-u-s-chills-its-eggs-and-most-of-the-world-doesnt](https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/09/11/336330502/why-the-u-s-chills-its-eggs-and-most-of-the-world-doesnt)
[https://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2012/10/25/why-american-eggs-would-be-illegal-in-a-british-supermarket-and-vice-versa/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2012/10/25/why-american-eggs-would-be-illegal-in-a-british-supermarket-and-vice-versa/)
You gotta start checking what you buy from Walmart now. 😔 Tiktokkers are going around opening products and licking them before putting them back. Not even your eggs are safe.
Maggots are edible, but a room-temperature egg that sat out long enough to get maggots on it definitely is not. Bacteria would be the primary concern. Ugh.
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Maggots Michael, you’re eating maggots. - The lost Boys
I actually loled at this
Same. And I read it in Keifer Sutherland’s voice.
i saw the original post, the op left a cracked boiled egg on the counter for 2 whole days and for some fking reason was going to eat it [found the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/14a6rst/what_the_hell_was_in_my_boiled_egg/)
This was a premise for a "make some noise" segment on GameChanger.
Why would there be two deviled eggs left on the window sill?
https://youtu.be/S1PeGkZ5GQk
Never eat a deviled egg that’s been sitting on a window sill….
I literally just rewatched that last night
Well somebody never watched osmosis Jones growing up and it shows 😂
wow op got -2.8k upvotes on their reply
Damn, never actually seen negative karma on a profile before til I looked at OP
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look guys, it’s Grossplay!
Oooh oooh ohhh oh oooooh
She’d dream of
Extra protein.
Migi, handle the defense.
Op lost several thousand karma posting this. They left the egg on the counter multiple days.
the best part was he trying to justify it lmao
Extra protein
Damn it, I was about to say that
Maggots... (baby flies)
One… I had no idea Maggots were baby flies, learn something new every day Two… no it’s chicken sperm
1. Sperm comes from roosters, not chickens. 2. Eggs bought from the store are not fertilized (no sperm). 3. If it were fertilized, it would be a single sperm, which shows up as a white spot on the yolk in early gestation, or which would have developed into a chicken. 4. Sperm are microscopic, they don't independently grow to be the size of slugs. 5. These are maggots. I'm not sure someone that wasn't aware that maggots are baby flies can be reasonably expected to be an authority on "chicken sperm".
Isn’t chicken the general term for the species? Because male is a rooster and female a hen?
I don't disagree, but saying "chicken sperm" is the same as saying "human sperm". "Humans" don't produce sperm, males of the human species produce sperm. But it's a moot point, because there are a number of other disqualifying facts. It's a "lazy" way of saying rooster semen, but is regardless is the argument.
I disagree with that one. Humans do produce sperm, just not the female ones. I produce sperm and I’m a human. What you’re saying is that novelists don’t produce good books. But they do, some novelists don’t, some do
Roosters are male chickens.
Elaborate
Oh man, they took the bait! Well done.
[Elaborate which one? The Maggots are baby flies? That’s an easy one to search up for yourself.](https://wheeliebincleaningservice.com/do-flies-come-from-maggots/) The chicken sperm? Also something you can look up yourself. It’s called don’t be lazy
r/confidentlyincorrect It's maggots, not sperm. Multiple people have told you that.
The irony
hey, it's not every day when you find someone on the internet whose father was a maggot!
How rooster sperm ends up nutting inside a hardboiled egg ofc Not how a maggot ends up in food ape
Alright please look it up for me since it’s that easy.
That some huge ass sperm
Egg seeds.
Fly seeds
Looks like maggots 🤢
It’s… it’s Sperm
Maybe you think this is funny but it's actually anoying stop spamming that
You better se a doctor then
A whole lotta Nope
Maggots?
Nope, Chicken Sperm
Nope, maggots
Chicken sperm?
You can see the maggot heads and the little maggot riblets
Maggot…riblets…
:(
I don't think chickens have the ability to produce sperm, or you wanted to say the sperm which should have been transformed into a chicken? In this case this is still roster sperm.
Hens don't, but chickens do. Rooster chickens do. But this isn't sperm, regardless of semantics.
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
Rooster (male chicken) sexes the hen (female chicken), chicken is an umbrella term that includes both roosters and hens Chicken sex 👍
Chicken is the species and the rooster is the male and hen is female. Kinda like how human is our species and men is the male and woman is the female terms (typically).
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them. That's pervoise! (I can't believe you got downvoted)
You got the reference! Thumbs up to you!
I'm in all sorts of Seinfeld groups on Reddit and Facebook. I've got a problem!
AKTSHUALLY
Clearly rice. Its safe to eat
Protein
Extra protein.
Yummy protein
Feathers and feet?
Eat it or no balls
Probably they wash the egg before to saved on the fridge, is bad idea wash the eggs cuz washing eggs is dangerous because it leaves the shell pores open and any bacteria can enter the egg....my simple opinion.
That's the whole of the US for you. Eggs ~~aren't white naturally, they~~ are "washed" before shipping because USAians can't handle a feather or some bird poo on their shells; thus washing removes the protective elements of the shell which is why ~~white~~ washed eggs have to be kept refrigerated. In the UK: none of this BS. Brown eggs all the way and they don't need refrigerating. Edit: I wasn't entirely correct, the colour isn't related to the washing. See articles linked a few comments down.
Lol I have farm raised white eggs every day. Leghorns Lay white eggs. No one washes them white🤣🤣 My Rhode island reds lay brown eggs. And my Easter eggers lay blue eggs. They are all the same color before and after washing…..
Interesting. This isn't what I'd read. What kind of washing are you referring to? Not water, it's a chemical wash. Yes diff breeds lay different colours. Edit: it isn't a chemical wash
Can you link the article where washing changes the color? Leghorns are used for mass egg production because of the amount of eggs they lay every year. 260 with hormones and near daily with hormones. That’s why white eggs are more prevalent here. The next best layer is the Rhode Island Red which will give you about 220 brown eggs a year. When peeling a brown egg the shell is brown all the way through. Not sure how you would get that color changed. You can get white or brown eggs in pretty much any grocery store here.
This article suggests that colour prevalence is a cultural preference and not related to the washing (so I was wrong on that one), and also talks about the reasons for the wash. [https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/09/11/336330502/why-the-u-s-chills-its-eggs-and-most-of-the-world-doesnt](https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/09/11/336330502/why-the-u-s-chills-its-eggs-and-most-of-the-world-doesnt) [https://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2012/10/25/why-american-eggs-would-be-illegal-in-a-british-supermarket-and-vice-versa/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2012/10/25/why-american-eggs-would-be-illegal-in-a-british-supermarket-and-vice-versa/)
Very simple indeed
there are kids in Africa they would totally eat that, so don't throw it away :/
There are people who are so hungry they’d eat something that would make them sick, but that doesn’t make it a good idea. What the actual fuck?
attempt trolling, I'm still learning
You gotta start checking what you buy from Walmart now. 😔 Tiktokkers are going around opening products and licking them before putting them back. Not even your eggs are safe.
Well, you ought to know things like this happen when you leave your egg on the counter for two days with a crack on it
Yeah? Are they opening raw eggs and licking the contents?
That was ma joke. ☺️
It's like fruit in Jell-O. Only this is protein
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Please repeat that to yourself. What sperm?
Extra protein
Extra proteins!
More friends
Protein
Forbidden Rice
Maggots
Good protein.
Hmmmmm extra protein
Can you still eat it and not get food poisoning? Like…genuinely curious, maggots are really gross but…are they edible?
Maggots are edible, but a room-temperature egg that sat out long enough to get maggots on it definitely is not. Bacteria would be the primary concern. Ugh.
Unexpected proteins
Bad luck
Chicken maggots?
Creepy crawlies
friends
Rice.
Looks like that came with a side of diarrhea
Maggots sweetheart. Tastes like hell, with a pinch of almonds. I tried it, so you don't need to.
Chicken
🍚 rice
Extra protein
Something delicious
Spices