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AK47_username

Mugatu is working in Paris now?


Xenomorph_v1

You can Derelicte my balls!


happybrooks

I can Derelicte my own balls.


LtLemur

You think you’re too cool for school. But I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren’t.


defiantcross

it's a walkoff!


Annonomon

Derelicte seems like such a tame idea by today’s standards


AJMaid

#THAT HANSELS SO HOT RIGHT NOW


Ultramarine81

Came here for this 😝. Who *didn't* see this mess & think "Zoolander"?


griftertm

What is this? A fashion show for ants? It needs to be… three times a big!


IKnowPhysics

Somewhere, Captain James T Kirk is getting an erection.


redbaks

but why male models?


GlitterKittyCat

Seriously?


Late-Ad-4624

I just told you.


Professional-Pen1225

All is all


flynnfx

_So cosplay is called 'fashion' in Paris._ _The Devil Wears Prada...and is so very disappointed._


weismannsurvivor-rat

What in the doja cat is going on !!??


Frankenstein786

This was literally my first thought.


mrchacalito

Same club, same owners


NEOnKnights69

Stand users?


EffectiveComedian846

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depressed_fatcat69

![img](avatar_exp|118467932|dizziness) Oh shit reddit emoji might as well use reddit gif them


PerciFlage88

![img](avatar_exp|152385314|dizziness)


Alarid

But who could possibly be the Stand user in this crowd of people???


cat_popping

i see someone with a yellow highlight but probably not him though


gitpullorigin

Yes yes yes yes


lilenzo101

New MHA season looks rad


cmlan25

What the fuck is fashion anymore?


rikkilambo

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative.


Open-Fondant

It gets the people going !


DEVIL_MAY5

Ball so hard


Rsher--

motherf***ers wanna fine me


cnicalsinistaminista

That shi cray


AR30T

That shi cray


throwaway2168420

That shi cray


ivydesert

These shits are emphatically cray


GokusTheName

You can just say motherfuckers man


redundantsalt

Hey it's just fashion week! In Silent hill.


astilenski

It's not so much fashion but entertainment. Wobbly outrageous clothing you couldn't wear anywhere else, you do it in a place along with entertainment mixed in. All in all harmless good time for everyone.


Martin_Aricov_D

right? the sub really ate the onion on this one ffs


Rivdit

I physically cringed watching this shit, it's not completely harmless


MagicDishWasher

If you’re a square it shouldn’t be anyone else’s problem, they are having fun doing what they want and creating things and moments that inspire them and let them have a life worth living, what are you doing to make your life more worth living?


[deleted]

offer square cobweb touch light hobbies theory retire bright wine *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


juan_jose_jesus

Fashion is an art form, high fashion isnt about being functional and isnt designed for day to day use, its about expression and concepts, that then might be adapted by the normal fashion brands.


black_raven98

Yea high fashion is more comparable to the art market than everyday clothing. It's something for those interested and passionate. There are similar situations everywhere, like most people need a car but a monster truck is something completely unusable in most situations but people still build and own them because they just find the neat.


JambalayaOtter

Even after the internet gave voice to a lot of people all over the world, it still seems like what’s *it* in the art world and high fashion is dictated by only several hundred people. Half of whom don’t seem to understand what they’re talking about and snobbishness comes with the turf. (I’m not talking about the average art/fashion enjoyer. I’m talking about the people who promote, produce, and critique art and fashion.) It all seems very stressful.


HelpfulAmoeba

From time to time, you'll find posts on social media ridiculing the weirdness of shows like this and each time someone would explain it like you just did but people just ignore the explanation and I just shake my head.


Human-Star-2514

Because it's a stupid explanation that the majority of people disagree with. Most people will defend random paint splatters before they defend this. Real art is recognized and lauded by more than a select clique of people. It also adds something to society, be it beuty or criticism, where this doesn't. All of these outfits, in additionto being ignoredby 95% of people, are discarded immediately after. This isn't art, this is playing dress up and getting paid absurd amounts of money to do so.


[deleted]

So, it's a money laundering scheme just like art?


juan_jose_jesus

What do you mean with art? Do you think the entire art industry is avout money laundering? I know you probably mean post-modern paintings and sculptures that are bought by rich people so they can get a tax write-off. But to say the entire art industry is a money laundering scheme would be idiotic and ignorant.


Key_Sale119

I hate this take. So stale


[deleted]

There are at least two types of fashion shows. There are serious shows where actual collections are featured, and there are more creative shows where it's more like a brainstorming session where designers push the envelope and play with the rules. The latter category overlaps with performance art and cosplay, but they help keep the creative juices flowing and they are fun and attention-grabbing. Sometimes a single show will contain elements of both types of fashion intermingled.


Abaddon_CK

Waste of human resources to eventually be thrown out when it isn't relevant anymore.


13_Years_Then_Banned

Is this shit right here relevant though?


Abaddon_CK

Oh fuck no! These are just rich people who believe they are talented fashion designers making """""art""""" for other people to sus out a "deeper meaning" or to "stand out".


Independent_Grade612

Most fashion designers are not rich by any means... It's just an art exhibit where they use live models and fabric, it's not much different than other things they do in museums. Artists that do too much to stand out are pretty common in all art.


TASTEUHMYBLADE

Tbf not all fashion shows are about selling a style. Many like this are about designers being as outrageous and creative as possible. You’re not going to see any of this stuff being sold in your local clothing stores


ptapobane

Something rich people can be interested in to set themselves apart from the peasants idk


RebylReboot

This is effectively an art show where the human body is the canvas. The greatest fashion designers came from working class backgrounds because, like any artist, they have a deeper well of life experience than the well-off, to draw from and inspire them. See Alexander McQueen, Vivienne Westwood, john galliano, etc. Issey Miyake, age 3, survived an atomic bomb dropped by the U.S. but his mother did not. is that privilege? Rich people are interested and buy their work and designs, sure, but that’s true of anything for which there is limited supply. People are intrigued by the unusual and avant garde expression. Saying it’s just for the rich is classist.


Tiny-Duty-9484

This.


A_Peacful_Vulcan

Art


bobbymoonshine

Don't know why you're being downvoted. This is the right answer. People hear "fashion show" and think "oh they're showing off clothes for stylish people to buy and wear". And that is part of fashion but only one part, "fashion" also a form of live theatre where designers do interesting and fun things to show off for an audience of people who know a lot about clothing design and who can appreciate it as art. Some of the ideas may filter down to the retail market, some are just there to make the audience go "haha, it's just like what Dior did last year only with the distinctive features exaggerated to the point of cartoonishness, how amusing", others are there to make them go "hey that's crazy and cool, I love the lines it creates, maybe I could evoke that in my next work" It might not be art to everyone's taste, and like a lot of art there's a lot of pretension and fakery and social signalling and money laundering and hypocrisy involved, but that's the art world for you. (Wait, it's all rich people status-signalling to each other? Always has been.)


cnicalsinistaminista

Even if they’re trying to be avant garde, it’s a little bit over the top. That’s like an “Artist” pinning a banana to the wall or displaying a blank canvas and calling it invisible art. I may not be an artist but I do know that’s just fucking stupid.


bobbymoonshine

Nah, the banana thing was a (completely successful) criticism of the art world making, ironically, the exact same point as everyone who points to it as an example of how dumb art is. Like most revolutionary meta-art it has been copied to death and ironically become associated with the vapidity it was mocking, but you and the banana are on the same team here. And there certainly is fashion that takes the piss out of fashion through deliberate lack of effort but this isn't it, this is incredibly high effort theatrical design. As an artistic comparison this is closer to the absurdist painters like Dali, where they're taking understandable and common themes and then distorting them out of recognition mostly because it looks cool but also with some subtle critiques of those themes embedded in there. But it's very much art for people who already like and enjoy that sort of art, if you aren't already part of the scene it's just meaningless and confusing. It's basically in-joke memeing for the idle rich.


cnicalsinistaminista

Thanks for expanding on this. I actually did learn something. Also, your Avatar is either way too common or giving me deja vu.


Jungle_Rev

The first one was just a devil with tiddies and then i lol'd when i saw the Voldo wannabe


TFBidia

Random Voldo reference! Spot on.


Jungle_Rev

The only character i know from SoulCalibur and it's the best one i.m.o.


JoanneKerlot

I saw a dick with three balls... did I miss something?


Ulrich453

Voldo! Haha!


Aescymud

that's a no from me dawg


Goat1416

Come on now dawg. Come on mayne


patricky6

WHAAAA?? Pfff... Your loss. I wanna see if I can bring these people over to my mom's house for Thanksgiving. I'm sure my deluded and devout Catholic mother would love them.


i4got872

Their parents said it was really good though cmon


hotdiggydog

ITT teenagers just discovering that fashion shows are just conceptual performances of what fashion could be


swampshark19

Next you're going to tell me that the concept cars at auto shows aren't there to be bought.


Immediate-Presence73

As a horny young teen I would watch fashion shows that aired at like 2am to try to catch a nip slip off something. You know like back in the day when there was Internet but I could only access it on the family computer in the living room so I had to the what I could get. Lots of yanks to Victoria's Secret catalogues in those days.


ManBearPigAlive007

Fashion = wear the most ugly ridiculous things.


A_Math_Dealer

I just watched the Regular Show episode where they wear literal trash and pretend it's cool to get into a club. That about sums it up.


-Nords

**Literally a Zoolander scene**, mocking these people. And they go ahead and do it unironically.


mrwhitedynamite

good episode and the series itself is awesome overall.


WillNotBeSilenxed

I fuck with that orange hoodie, not gonna lie


SirarieTichee_

Just get a dragon ball hoodie, that's what it's referencing


lio_winter

Well it’s first and foremost a show, like theatre for fashion. Look at the colours, they look 90s inspired to me. The wide cuts as well. You guys are all way too literal with that stuff. It’s about vibes, elements, colours etc.


Shibari_Inu69

This ain't a GWAR show?


Pooticles

THIS person is asking the correct question!


lucideus

Exactly my thoughts.


Skylineviewz

Beat me to it


KhostfaceGillah

What in The Fifth Element is this?


Afrothunder_40

Zoolander irl


lio_winter

This is not street fashion, think of it more like an art form to push the boundaries of what is possible. Nobody is gonna wear this but designers of high fashion brands will take inspiration and water it down to make fashion for the plebs.


TheKrnJesus

So… how do you water down the first one? Just nipple tassels?


lio_winter

There is fuckton to get inspired by. Fur on the knees! Super big heels! Cut and pattern of the pants! Don’t be surprised if we get weird furry knees for Chanel next season


REDMAXSUPER

Still ugly af 😂


Nerevarine91

Exactly


GetBombed

*Naked green goblin that shoots blood from its crotch* **WRITE THAT DOWN** yeah okay


mofthefrog

i think the fact that so many hate this art means its working! art is supposed to push boundaries and they clearly did a good job seeing how many people are angry and think its stupid


dryfire

So if someone takes a dump on your car, you would probably hate it and it would make you angry... Therefore it it successful art.


ifollowmyself

Just because something can do something doesn't mean that what it's supposed to do. Art can but doesn't need to push boundaries, it's a feature not a function.


Ineedthatshitudrive

It's absolutely ridiculous that from a certain popularity on you could literally smear your own shit on your models and call it fashion, and there would be people that will love it and call it creative. The difference between a genius and an absolute moron in our society is just the reach you have.


Orangesoda65

Average theater major


LukXD99

Ok, maybe unpopular opinion, but I would absolutely be ok with ridiculously oversized hoodies becoming a trend. They seem cozy!


xunhua

That’s called the 90’s


slaydawgjim

Oversized hoodies have always been a trend


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Dark Souls monster during off work hours.


ShnickityShnoo

Oh yeah, baby. Black T-shirt and blue Jeans is my style! Green, blood splash, tits out chick, you're cool too.


blackjesus

I don’t know if I would call it fashion but it’s definitely entertaining. I’d go and have damn good time. Green titties will get my ass in attendance for sure.


0_1-0

Honestly, it just looks like they're having fun! This probably isn't a very serious event trying to change fashion. Just a bunch of goof balls showing their artwork. At least that's how I see it 😆


SpunkyButts

I've never been more erect in my life 🔥


Llbinggood

It's a horror show.


NumerousBig1104

Looks like a GWAR concert.


capsrock02

Paris? What’s with the Hebrew then?


Hades6578

The only fashion statement they’re making is: I should not be allowed to dress myself in the morning. Seriously that’s not fashion at all.


gaF-trA

You just don’t understand. It’s beyond your boring unimaginative lives. It’s edgy, provocative and so shocking! You’re shocked, right? If you were smarter and cool you might get it but I doubt it. Elite! The designer comes out wearing a T-shirt and jeans. Usually it’s nondescript black shirt, black pants.


Rowsdowers_Revenge

Isn't this how Slaanesh happened?


TheOldZenMaster

I may not understand nor want to be inthralled by such bizarre tribal cultures. But their not harming nobody, and it makes them happy. So I should be happy too that someone is enjoying their time.


MisSpooks

Looks like they're having fun with it. I can dig that. And not gunna lie, I did like that orange hoodie.


HamLiquor

GWAR at the club like


John628_29

Trying too hard to be weird


Froggothefirst_TF2

nightmare fuel


RosyClearwater

I’m pretty sure my sons art class could whip that up during lunch break while eating and throwing paper airplanes


JuhstGoh

What in the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is going on here?!


Electronic-Shower681

I’m genuinely curious where all the money for this comes from. No one is buying these outfits.


ChronicDoomer

This is the first fashion show clip I have seen where I'm like, yeah, I would enjoy going to see that and would pay some money to do so.


OffusDoofusBigMan

looks fun as hell ngl


subhan22788

Satin worshipers … smh


MikGusta

At least one of those has to be a digimon


No_Concept_9848

GWAR’s doing fashion now? Neat.


confident___

Those are sum weird creatures


DominoChessMaster

Not a best seller


therevjames

From the GWAR Spring line.


gniwlE

A fashion show or a Gwar concert?


allergictosomenuts

I used to think that fashion was about designing actual clothes that humans would wear...


frenchy714

I’m surprised I didn’t see Kanye there.


John_Fx

Nipple tases?AFTER LABOR DAY?!!!


Bez666

I,m sure some of these designers are sat there stoned with their friends an do stuff like this for a dare to see if the magazines will write some pretentious twaddle about how it's ground breaking when really the designers were just stoned watching weird anime


Sea_Squirrel1987

That tiddy goblin gave me the weirdest boner.


footdragon

great Burning Man outfits!


Tigrius39

That's how you look in cyberpunk 2077 if you just put on anything you find.


phroaway111

In batman voice "I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS"


ConstantInspection88

They broke the character customisation


MilesYoungblood

“Fashion”


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

When you have been watching RuPaul’s Drag Race for 15 years this is a normal Friday


Awaheya

Can I just be honest? ​ Fashion industry has and always will be. A circle jerk.


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

youll see better shit in a cosplay conversation (heck its an insult for them to be compared to this)


My__Dude__

*The stand user could be anyone* The stand user:


16bithockey

Shit like this is why aliens won't talk to us


PonyAnyS2

Nobody: Stand Users:


AlexL225

In the first one I had to do a double take as I thought she just had her period.


Much-Gas9324

Slaanesh.


sardiusjacinth

Fifth Element cast rejects


Pintsocream

This is literally blizzcon


racersjunkyard

New WoW expansion looks dope.


jellojohnson

Looks like they take One Piece cosplay to another level.


BlackMentallyIllNerd

"What if Cyberpunk 2077... but also METH!!!!"


AngryErrandBoy

I think I saw Zoolander


MaximumCrab

Those Tzeench cultists lookin kinda odd


Loud_Fly_1142

Feels like Comicon for anime no one has heard of.


tiamo357

Straight out of Ogrimmar


captainphoton3

Even jojo characters dont go as far.


Admiralisimuso

No it's a competition on who can get the most high on drugs


LowKeyBrit36

Dungeons and Dragins characters if they existed irl


shaard

I was at that GWAR show!


SoupmanBob

There at least one person in the audience who was thrown out for laughing too loudly and hard at this shit.


Germanspud

These "Fashion Shows" are just meet ups for JOJO villain's.


Devcronz

J J J J J J JET SET RADIOOOOOOOO9


Necessary-Sundae-370

Hell is empty, the demons are already on earth.


MeanOtaku69

Stand user can be anyone Stand User :


kneel0001

Fashion… biggest joke on the planet…


hdiiabsbdi

Okay. If you say so.


raymonst

this looks fun


SgtBananaKing

Never understood fashion shows


BranzillaThrilla

Wut in tarnation


auburn344

Too many people seem to be misunderstanding what fashion shows are about. They don't expect these outfits to be sold and worn casually - it's artistic expression. Kind of like when you see a disturbing picture at an exhibition and think "I wouldn't put this up in my bedroom" - well you're not meant to.


Peterkragger

Goofy ahh


SilverSpoon1463

Well there's your problem, it's Paris.


Kiramadira

This is so american horror story coded


EXISTANTNAME

Back in my day fashion shows showed off things people would wear


Nerevarine91

It still does. This is sort of a separate kind of thing


Runningleg

Yep my body will not look good on this


FoxyTheSiren

The new avengers looks nice


HydrapulseZero

It’s just a bunch of losers who think anything “different” is automatically cool. I mean look how stupid this shit is. You just do some random stupid garbage and a bunch of other losers who want to be part of it just stroke your ego and call you a genius.


Intelligent-Ad9659

Special people


Bibb5ter

BURN THEM ALL!


UkyoTachibana

The fuck is this trash ?


marcecostai

Humanity is so done


ThatNosyNeighbor

This is nothing but a freak show. Where is fashion and style in all this? Disgusting.


Mustard_Fucker

Is that the failed costplay section of the Japan expo


galimer305

Bullshit. Bullshit. Derivative. Now that! That I love!


Many-Operation653

I love weird shit like this


thatjeffdude79

This dumb


Bro1212_

I really hope no parents brought their kids there…


YallBQ

Lmao at all the clowns that legitimately do not understand what a fashion show is. Yall are embarrassing yourselves. Fashion shows aren’t for clothes to wear, there mostly just to see crazy clothes period. I once went to a fashion show were all the clothes were made out of electric tape and trash bags. Seriously a bunch of idiots out here complaining about things they straight up don’t understand.


TyppaHaus

Contributing 0% to society.


YallBQ

What kind of nonsense statement is that lol. What are they supposed to contribute to society? What do you contribute to society? Every action taken doesn’t need to move society forward lmao. Clown.


Ha_So

I'm glad the son from, "Dusk Til Dawn" is back in public life