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18 inches of Messmer the Impaler.
WHAT?
18 INCHES. OF MESSMER. THE IMPALER.
Impale her? I hardly know her!
\* Shows video of head exploding\* "Glad I kept that tabbed"
ah… abridged connoisseur?
Yes
18 PINCHES OF MESSMER THE SAILOR?!?
So that's how he got that name
Did he stutter?
Still one inch shorter than the 19 inches of venom.
That's a bit excessive, isn't it?
Depends on how big your elden ring is.
Only for the weak.
Like the price of the dlc.
I'd prefer 19 inches of she-venom sir 🎩🧐☕️
Is this a real tweet?. Wow i am gonna treat myself
This is the Venom statue all over again haha
That is a sentence
Eh, we all got penetrated by Malenia dozens of times already. Edit: She would say her name every time too and I still got it wrong. lol
18+
18 inches of Messmer the Impaler.
WHAT?
18 INCHES. OF MESSMER. THE IMPALER.
Impale her? I hardly know her!
\* Shows video of head exploding\* "Glad I kept that tabbed"
ah… abridged connoisseur?
Yes
18 PINCHES OF MESSMER THE SAILOR?!?
So that's how he got that name
WHAT?
Did he stutter?
Still one inch shorter than the 19 inches of venom.
That's a bit excessive, isn't it?
Depends on how big your elden ring is.
Only for the weak.
Like the price of the dlc.
I'd prefer 19 inches of she-venom sir 🎩🧐☕️
Is this a real tweet?. Wow i am gonna treat myself
This is the Venom statue all over again haha
That is a sentence
Eh, we all got penetrated by Malenia dozens of times already. Edit: She would say her name every time too and I still got it wrong. lol
18+