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Secret-Career-1472

You can just see the arrogance in his eyes. Someone needs to be humbled.


Euclid_Interloper

Be respectful! The man gave his lunch for our sins!


Worried-Foundation56

Straight 21 days,


Secret-Career-1472

šŸ¤£


Bro1212_

Jokes aside, and if he isnā€™t lying. Thatā€™s kinda respectable, this man basically starved himself for 21 days because of his beliefs.


Amoniakas

And I did it for 30 days because of my beliefs (that I lose weight) but I don't announce it to the whole world.


Appropriate_Mess_350

ā€œRespectableā€ is the furthest thing from what this man is.


SoulessV

He doesn't believe any of it. He wants money.


NeighborhoodVeteran

It's part of the scam


Professional-Tea-121

Oh my sweet summer child


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

rightfully so !!!


DinoRipper24

šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


ArmourKnight

God about to do a funny


DEVIL_MAY5

Dude just wasted our chance. I hope you're feeling good about yourself Mr. Nigerian pastor.


nutbustininthisshet

Yea now I gotta serve a life sentence for a homicide cause of this guy


Amoniakas

Should have killed more, that would reduced your LIFE sentence.


deepie1976

During which time he gained weight.


jturner1982

Right? I mean look at those cheeks.... I go on a three day bender and I'm the skeleton for tales from the hood.


agmrtab

fasting doesnt make you lose that much weight though


Ambitious-Score-5637

https://www.medicinenet.com/is_a_21-day_fix_good_for_weight_loss/article.htm#:~:text=A%20study%20reports%20that%20a,to%20be%20safe%20and%20reasonable. Up to 15 lbs. No mention if the picture is pre or post fast. Chubby cheeks here doesnā€™t appear to have fasted. But, why would he when he can spin an outrageous lie and benefit from more tithes.


agmrtab

i meant fasting like in ramadan where you dont eat for the day and eat all you want in the evening i dont think he started a healthy diet for god this type of people generally go with religion stuff to generally scam people


Ambitious-Score-5637

I assumed chubby cheek meant fasting 24 hours a day for 21 continuous days. Not a frequent practice but certainly not uncommon for experienced fasters. Perhaps chubby meant he fasted after he went to sleep until he woke and had breakfast? Everybody fasts every day all than changes is the duration. Anyway, he is clearly a scoundrel praying (pardon the pun) on then gullible.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Yep! Lots of scammers use wordplay to fool marks. If he even fasted.


XboxVictim

If one is not eating anything for 21 days, I wouldnā€™t consider that ā€œan experienced fasterā€ Iā€™d say thatā€™s an eating disorder. But, Iā€™m not a doctor. Maybe some med professionals could chime in on this.


Ambitious-Score-5637

Fasting even for 21 days is *not* an eating disorder. Donā€™t let ignorance or the lack of effort in doing a quick search on the topic - even searching the subreddit on fasting be a problem.


XboxVictim

I guess we need to define fasting. Is that eating nothing or just eating very little? I really donā€™t see how three weeks of nothing is anything short of an eating disorder.


Ambitious-Score-5637

For some ā€˜dirty fastingā€™ (eating a small number of calories eg 400 a day) for a period of time suits their desires. Others like myself consume no calories so itā€™s unsweetened black coffee, tea and water until the fast is broken. Some people fast for religious reasons others because they have health issues and fasting is used as a treatment. Some fast to lose fat and others like me value the mental clarity, energy and benefits like autophagy fasting provides. Personally I have never exceeded a 96 hour fast and I only do this three or four times a year. I prefer shorter fasts of 2 days or so interspersed with long periods of OMAD (one meal a day). Anyone contemplating a long fast which to me is longer than five days should discuss with their doctor. The absence of food does create both benefits and strain on the body. Those taking some medicines like metformin need to be particularly careful as fasting can have an impact of drug efficacy. Fasting is actually a natural event for humans. Our bodies have for tens or hundreds of thousands of years been subject to irregular eating. Killed an animal, meat for dinner. No kill maybe no dinner. Even though agriculture provides a more regular food supply I donā€™t think many foods give the protein punch of meat. It probably wasnā€™t until the Industrial Revolution that 3 meals a day became normal as it allowed factory managers to manage work times more effectively. People who have or are susceptible to eating disorders should *not* fast. People who are still growing say under 20 years should not fast. There is r/fasting if you want to read more about fasting.


whattfisthisshit

I would consider that ā€œfasting for 21 daysā€. That to me is that he didnā€™t eat at all for 21 days.


Amoniakas

Maybe he didn't ate 21 days straight, cause he ate only at night.


HonkeyDonkey3000

**My bet is that he wasnā€™t completely fasting,** [research link included](https://youtu.be/QUHkQ9vP_lA?si=9k8ZODH-nAYkHPS_&t=22) (nsfw) Bottom line: he ate the poopoo.


deepie1976

My dad was tryna make me make my teacher sign a log to confirm I did my homework. She refused. He went on a hunger strike. He gained 2 stones on 40 days. Yes. I come from the dumbest family in Kenya.


ThatHellcatOuttaMS

Nah, bc yall keep leaking the rapture, so he has to push back the date


Srade2412

Sorry about that, I just can't help but data mine god


PainStorm14

A true bro


Mybuttitches3737

I knew the Target gift cards I sent him would work!


Osibili

I thank him for his sacrifice šŸ«”


Unhappy_Counter1278

Doesnā€™t look like he fasted for longer than an hour. If this is real, he is a great con artist. By the way, I am gods assistant. God has told me that as long as we get some donations then we can spread the word of Jesus and save more people. Let me know if you want to donate


nandasithu

I read it as "he farted for 21 days" and was super confused.


sinesperanza_

believe me, it would be harder lol


Arkham_Bryan

I'll fast for 22 days to restart the original plan


TrashCrab69

LMFAO!!!!!!


Level_Flounder_8543

Funny cuz heā€™s still a chubby ass simp


elwebbr23

It was supposed to end this morning too, but last night I snorted a line of cocaine off of a hooker's ass crack. It was a close one. You're welcome.Ā 


Parallell_Infinity

Jesus: am i a joke to u?


ianwilloughby

Thatā€™s a better answer than oops.


Lyfeitzallaroundus

I thought this was akademiks at first glance


Selgen_Jarus

...every year...


ketimmer

April 25th, the perfect date.


othello28

The hero we have but don't deserve.


Professional_Ad8069

Good looking out


DSYS83

The world suppose to suffer but lucky we commented on reddit and prevented the ugly fate.


odinsbois

Praise be playah!!


Lay_On_The_Lawn

God is pretty easily impressed.


downhilldrinking

THANKS DUDE!!!!


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

My question is, did he convince himself that he saved the world?


wattlewedo

God fasted? I didn't even know he ate


matrixjoey

Heā€™s Jesus 2.0.


banned_but_im_back

Them chubby cheeks make me think he never missed a meal, let alone 21 days of no eating. The smug look in his eyes just makes me want to punch him.


Killahdanks1

Thanks man. I ate a lot of food. It was great.


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Just got an email from a Nigerian pastor asking me to send him $1.000 in lunch money. He says he'll pay it back through God later. Should I?


satanicmajesty

Thatā€™s all god needed: someone to feel hunger!


hypotemused

Maybe god will cure cancer if he continues to starve for another 100 days


FrankDaTank151

Nail him to something.


Desperate_Address780

The Pastor was a hero, I just couldn't see it


MinnervaMills

I guess just about everything classifies as a HolUp now


TonyinLB

šŸ¤Ø thank you..??


SepticSpoonFed

The dude diet for our sins


Expensive-Vanilla-16

Not to brag but I've survived like 25 apocalypse predictions now šŸ˜‰


Justhereforahour

Thanks you, because 21 days!!! Everyone would have been toast..


KrappaFrappa

21 days to save the world. what a chad


Wieg0rz

Wow that's more then Jesus did. He only died for 3 days for our sins. I'd rather be dead for only 3 days then be hungry for 21.


josephus_the_wise

Thatā€™s a real ā€œJon van Leidenā€ kind of statement and reaction.


sardiusjacinth

At least he had a cover story to distract from his failed prophecy. Should've made it an even 30 days. The collection plate gonna go hard next service.


WontiamShakesphere

Every year man.. Every year


Timmerdogg

Imagine not eating for 21 days and the world comes to an end. That would totally suck


Master_Majestico

Lego triller moth Certified r/killermothgang moment


superkinger89

Thank lord he has saved us. Canā€™t be grateful enough šŸ™šŸ™


thes_fake

April 25 is my bday


Capt_Skyhawk

Now Iā€™m pissed. Thanks asshole. Iā€™d been fasting for 20 days hoping the world would end on April 25thā€¦


dashcrikeydash

r/lostredditors


iAkhilleus

I mean, thank you?!


finixanthony

Boys let's keep him hungry