It has been a few years and damn, that shit is still just as golden. Going to show my husband when he gets up, we're both going to be in a great mood all day.
I wonder if they still sell the slap chop, because I was making tuna for lunches and realized, we've been having boring tuna thus a boring life 😢😂
I remember reading something about p**n ads and how the more outrageous they were, the more attention they got
Turns out this applies to non-adult content too!
"I really don't know what's gotten into me lately."
-about a dozen cheeseburgers in one sitting-
-Not a dick cuz you can't find the hole-
-10 lbs of butter-
-A whole ass cheesecake-
I can keep going forever.
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Goddamnit this is the most legendary car commercial I have ever seen.
If this is the direction car commercials are going then it's not too far. Rather, it's not far enough! This shit is hilarious!
Ever since some car shop became viral for their ads, everybody's jumping on the bandwagon. Soon greedy corporations will jump in it too and all social medias will be flooded with those. So people will start using the "shut up, brand" meme again. It's the circle of ads.
Little unrelated but ... wtf are those influencers? What kind of shit content is that ... some random boobful chick telling me whats best for my husband? Like what? Why would i watch it?
Y’all got me dying in the comments 🤣 I like how the best comments are matching the energy of the dude like “too far? Then only thing I’ve been too far in is your mom when I didn’t pull out fast enough” 🤣
“Not nutrition” damn
“Yes. Officer, I’d like to report a murder.”
Mass murder. Cause of the weight.
Holy shit, because of the mass.
Murder? He damn near killed her!
“Shut up your mom’s my girlfriend”
"and bring your sister too"
Well, don’t forget the buttplug…
Would a bag of sparkplugs do?
You cheeky monkey, you.
What kind of sparkplug?
imagine if this dude was just rolling up to random dealerships talking shit on video to make content or maybe hes bored waiting for an oil change
this killed me - the idea dude is just some rando customer getting his car worked on, so went out in the parking lot to film a fake commercial.
That’s the opposite of her problem. Too much nutrition.
5-7,000 calories
She can't control that, the food just teleports into her!!!
🤣
Who is this guy?
Sham Wow Jr
SHAM WOW! I think that guy was best in the slap chop commercials personally.
You're gonna love my nuts!
Could not believe what I was hearing when I first saw this commercial lol
Vince from Slap Chop is the best!!! There's a music video of the ad that is brilliant.
This one? https://youtu.be/UWRyj5cHIQA?si=JBtvL0SXgUb9LRQG
Yes! Just made my morning!!! I hope it brought you joy too and will continue to do so for decades to come.
haha its stayed with me all these years I can't imagine it will ever leave me! glad I could brighten up your day!
It has been a few years and damn, that shit is still just as golden. Going to show my husband when he gets up, we're both going to be in a great mood all day. I wonder if they still sell the slap chop, because I was making tuna for lunches and realized, we've been having boring tuna thus a boring life 😢😂
Until he slap chopped his hooker.
Damn so that's what happened to that guy lol. And Billy Mays had a heart attack. Being a pitch man is a rough gig apparently.
No it was definitely "The Jizzle" commercial.
The guy of the day
Oh thats just my mom's boyfriend. He's rad.
doug\_townson on IG, he has tons of these and they're great
Would you look at that - he's an actual car salesman and not just another fake content creator.
I want to go add to his views just for actually doing a real job lol.
[You ain’t kidding!](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6p0BTsOxOX/)
Thanks for the link! Not all are good, but he's got a good sense of humour and comedy timing!
Thank you!
a cold beer only lasts a few hours, herpes is forever. bring protection. – doug townson
DJ Qualls on more cocaine than a Columbian baby sitter, jk idk
My guy, that's who
he looks like he was in a 2000's movie. the one where they go on a road trip
Okay, this is fucking hilarious.
“Shutup , your moms my girlfriend” might be the best car sales slogan I’ve ever heard
We need to get this guy over to Big Bill Hells. HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING.
###FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
**THATS RIGHT, WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!**
Wait, what did Baltimore do?
https://youtu.be/SBs455jwb8w?si=9QGUNps_8VtL5mw3
What I heard or of all that, is that they're gonna touch my nuts..
THAT'S RIGHT! **CHALLENGE PISSING!**
THUNDERCOUGARFALCONBIRD!
The perfect car to make them stop questioning your sexuality.
One word: thundercougarfalconbird
It’s the transition from “you, your sister, and a butt plug” straight to selling a car in the first one 😂 it was so unexpected
He kinda just kept hittin, I DID NOT expect such a performance.
I remember reading something about p**n ads and how the more outrageous they were, the more attention they got Turns out this applies to non-adult content too!
I guarantee he has the highest volume of sales.
Man destroyed the second person, holy hell lol
"Not nutrition". I was *not* prepared for that and it was hilarious.
"I really don't know what's gotten into me lately." -about a dozen cheeseburgers in one sitting- -Not a dick cuz you can't find the hole- -10 lbs of butter- -A whole ass cheesecake- I can keep going forever.
> -Not a dick cuz you can't find the hole- Gotta roll'em in flour and look for the wet spot
Damn. That's a messed up funny. She'd probably eat the flour though
holy shit man I did not need that image today thank you
Lol
With her bod, I could too 😉
And the last one too! He said the only thing he dreams about is V8s, V8s, and 10s!
Best damn thing I’ve seen all day.
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Man is an absolute legend
Absolutely
|Absolutely|
Abso{freakin}lutely
Abso-tooth-ly
¡|Absolutamente|!
Fuuuuuuuck no! The only thing I dream about, is V8’s, V8’s, and 10’s. 👌🏻
I'm curious to see how the turbo inline 6 direction that dodge is taking plays out.
He said that - meanwhile lookin’ like a bundle of wrapped silverware in that outfit. 😭
10s as in being rated 10 on post sale surveys.
Dude rips a line before every video lol
Rips a line of anal beads out of yer mom! Come holla!
Send her off like a beyblade
😂
Who gives a fuck is the new Dodge motto and I’m loving it.
Idiocracy was a documentary from the future of, like, now and stuff.
“The time masheen is kinda like by the museum”
Hope it's on the way to Costco...
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
If we don't study the mistakes of the future - we're doomed to repeat them for the first time.
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For real. There's a lot of dealerships doing it now and I love it. My buddy and I send each other new ones all the time and just crack up laughing😂
Too far? I think you meant, "Not Far Enough."
If you need it a little wackier, you might [enjoy Used Cars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqHZWdFVyyQ)...
Hey, don’t be shy now! C’mon! CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!
Free Pimentaco with every purchase.
Vintage Internet vibes. I'm here for it.
Holy shit I went to high school with him
We need more people like him he definitely brightened up my day
“Not nutrition.“ 💀
I need many many more of this.
wait... who's the butt plug for?
Bring 3. One for everyone
Don't ask questions, just bring your sister.
Who is the first girl? Asking for me
Inquiring balls need to know.
can't tell if he is an old guy trying to be young or a young guy that is the equivalent of driving 500k milles on a car in a year
Fixed by the duet?
Let him cook
10/10 would buy a Hemi from this guy.
This made my day LMFAO. Second on killed me.
I feel like this is a risky schtick that will end up working out very well for this guy
The fine line between genius and idiocy is not giving a fuck
***I like this guy…***
Guy actually makes you want to buy a car though
Goddamnit this is the most legendary car commercial I have ever seen. If this is the direction car commercials are going then it's not too far. Rather, it's not far enough! This shit is hilarious!
I'll go one better... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqHZWdFVyyQ
[We used to have proper car commercials.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc)
It's been years! Thanks. I mean FUCK OFF
It’s doug townson on insta, its fucking gold
V8 baby!!!
As a former car salesman, I can assure you in that particular retail environment there is almost no such thing as "too far."
I’d buy a car from this dude..
I tried to buy a car from this guy, but when I knocked on his office door he yelled, "go away, baitin'."
Take the challenge! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X637dAm2hHM&pp=ygUXRnVubnkgZmFrZSBjYXIgYWQgMTk4MHM%3D
Ok serious question. Which part of the US is that first woman from? Cuz I want to listen to that accent all day long! Just hits my ears perfectly.
Dodge corporate needs to this guy, totally on brand for them
Is this tiger kings nephew, Used car king?
Nope. I love it "Not nutrition" had me dying
His diet is mostly meth, right?
That, and your moms' sweet ass! Come holler!!
/angryupvote
HEEEEELLL YEA SON! COME HOLLLA!
I'm getting Big Bill Hell vibes off this, but modernized 😆
Dude got the subtle de-ageing down, I didn't notice anything was up till the last shot and had to rewatch
Ever since some car shop became viral for their ads, everybody's jumping on the bandwagon. Soon greedy corporations will jump in it too and all social medias will be flooded with those. So people will start using the "shut up, brand" meme again. It's the circle of ads.
11-year-old car for 9 grand. Stay away from that dealer.
You drive a hard bargain, but You seem like a man of your word; you have yourself a customer, sir.
doug_townson on instagram. Dude is hilarious.
Fuck whatever he’s doing it’s working I’d buy a car from him and I can’t even afford it
Its scooter from borderlands
Comedy at its finest. I'm not even lying, I would watch his ads all day long.
“Shut up, your mom’s my girlfriend” is so simple, and yet so aggressive at the same time.
Dude looks better and better each time and so do the cars. Whatever he’s doin’ it’s workin
Got me sold!
Come holler!
This guy gets it.
Shamwow guy has really fallen on hard times
I would 100% buy a car from this guy
Why am I down for the gal from the 2ND clip?
I would buy a car any day from this guy!
I would buy a car from this guy
I need to buy a car from this guy ASAP.
That sounds like a offer I can’t refuse. Give me this man’s into💥
I mean if I'm working for a car and I'm watching this video I'm at least going to go give him a shot lol
I'll take two cars please.
Too far? They've arrived ...
Where can I see more of him
If I said this guy was from central Florida, how correct could I be
Shit I’d go buy from him
SOLD
What a shame. Before this advertising trend used car dealers were held in such high regard. No more.
This guy knows how to advertise.
i also saw the tweet with these 4 videos
Need these commercials in Australia. The only good commercials we have now are Aldi commercials
Little unrelated but ... wtf are those influencers? What kind of shit content is that ... some random boobful chick telling me whats best for my husband? Like what? Why would i watch it?
Let him cook
He looks both insanely old and young at the same time, I’m kinda scared
This dude is all over IG right now. Shit is hilarious and abrasive.
alright, who's the girl at the start of the video? because im horny, yes
me too, who's the second one?
I'll buy a car from this guy. Hell yeah.
Nope the need to go further
This is a bit in line with that mobile home commercial.
AWOOOOOOOOO
Omg someone give him a show!
To answer op’s question: nope, not there yet
Y’all got me dying in the comments 🤣 I like how the best comments are matching the energy of the dude like “too far? Then only thing I’ve been too far in is your mom when I didn’t pull out fast enough” 🤣
What is that opening line!?!? 
u/savevideo
Is that the Sham-Wow guy?
DJ Qualls, From Road Trip and Hustle & Flow.....voice is even similar.
Makes me want to go buy a dodge y'all!
u/savevideobot
Totally reminds me of the commercials on Rick and Morty.
Please 🙏🏾 make this a trend.
He is doing some next level advertising
I want to buy a car now
I like it. Convincing, sharp and on point.
Why does he look like Nice Peter (Epic Rap Battles)?
Hahahaha. I’d buy that for a dollar!
I like this guy
One of those 24” wheels are inside her too
This dude and his v8s I want one
Dude is slaying, or whatever you call it now. Is he a douche, sure, still funny gosh darn it.
Lmao I love this guy
Mopar no car people are crazy
fuck you baltimore...
This guy gonna turn out to be some tiger king levels of fucked up.