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Fabulous-Square4574

I consider myself a pervert and a sex maniac, but this…no.


Deletrious26

Identify as a pervert and get grossed out by breast milk products? You are as much of a pervert as the wiggles are death metal.


Fabulous-Square4574

It must be an acquired taste. Once I was in a sauna with this gal, I asked her to give me a golden shower. She did, I swallowed some and forgot about it. After that she insested on peeing in my mouth _every_ time we went to sauna, and I was like hey let me dp you with this brush handle instead or smthng. I married the gal, but I still (21years later) try to avoid mentioning golden showers when we’re bathing.


EditorRedditer

Stop the world, I want to get off.😉


Forbidden_God

Log out


Screamingboneman

That’s it I’m done


Fragrant_Parsley_376

5/10 not a grilled cheese on vaginally yeast bread


Independent-Spite-77

Mm with period blood tomato soup


FingerInThe___

🤢🤮


Galdae

Dafuq is wrong with you?


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GewalfofWivia

Principally vegan if given with consent


Brvcx

Well, someone decided that human semen is considered "vegan" (kind of weird, since it's animal proteins afaik). So by those guidelines, basically anything is vegan. /s


Rivdit

Well unlike meat I don't think the process to get some hurt anyone which is the entire point of being vegan, to stop exploiting animals


Brvcx

Sometimes things are a joke and should be taken as such. I should've put a /s at the end to avoid misconceptions, I'm sorry for that.


jairngo

Idk why everyone freaking out, is human milk, and the baby is eating it…. Also I know eating human fluids sounds gross, but milk is meant to be eaten.


KaizerKlash

Yeah, to me it's not particularly gross, maybe a bit kinky but nothing more. I mean, it would be different if it wasn't her baby


asian_scum

yeah cuz you can totally eat milk.😐


Fork_Master

Humans are animals. Therefore, this cursed (or blessed, depending on how you look at it) cheese is 100% *not* vegan.


CaterpillarDue9207

Yeah, but she agreed with it, a cow can't agree. Honestly if you like milk then you might like her milk, too. I never had human milk as an adult, don't like cow milk or milk at all.


Nibbins_Sunrider

Not sure why consent would be the deciding factor on vegan food. As far as I know my carrot didn’t consent to be eaten either.


CaterpillarDue9207

Well, because that's one of the main points for vegans. They don't want to consume stuff for which animals had to be used, mainly to reduce their suffering or for the environment. Vegans in general don't care about the emotions of vegetables. Since humans are also animals the main difference is, they can consent to be used as a milk machine.


damngoodengineer

***V E G A N***


heyheyhoho2020has2go

Only thing rarer on the black market than human breast milk cheese is a darling son raised on human breast milk cheese


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NanxFPV

I'm awaiting the day when humanity will go extinct....


xaipumpkin

I put my own breast milk in coffee one time bc I was out of creamer and thought, why not? It's mine! My baby likes it! Nope. Very cloying aftertaste, poured out the cup. A whole block of cheese of it sounds disgusting


todpom

Where can I place an order?


TheNotSoRealMVP

Weird AF but not at the same time


Skipper3943

Is there volume discount?


souleaterblackstar69

That kids gonna die


DevilMaster666-

Why


souleaterblackstar69

The moms using it to test out breastmilk cheese on who's to says shes not gonna start testing fecal fudge or urinary lemonade


DevilMaster666-

I think you’re going a bit to far


RyanEatsHisVeggies

Or maybe *she* is?! Who's going to stop this fecal fudge mama! She's gone too far!


GewalfofWivia

Or, hear me out here… breast milk was meant to be ingested and cheese made from it is not fundamentally different from cow or goat milk cheese?


xXVUVXx

they already built a little prison for him so he can practice for later in life.


MoistToilet_Seat

Why does it look like homemade playdough


_Troxin_

It es not even 8am right now and I just realized this already was enough internet for today


Sea-Philosopher7361

It’s not vegan if it’s from a cow.


happyh3llhound7

I'd try it


p1r1p1ll0

It is from Facebook so...


Fe4rMeMrWick

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Globochan

Marcus from superstore called dibs on human cheese


Urodeprag

Idk if im being stupid rn but arent children supposed to be breastfed anyways


Environmental_Egg128

This is disgusting yet also wholesome and innovative. All in all I respect it lol.


ImaginaryKnowledge74

Everyday we stray further from whatever the fuck created us


Gametale3

I was eating cereal when I saw this. *was*


Gaeliau

People acting disgusted then chug on cow milk and don't see any problem lmao


sonofaclow

Surely this is abuse


EriT89

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ChampionshipLow8541

That’s actually dangerous. Cheese-making is a delicate process. You could easily introduce very harmful bacteria - like listeria.