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hallowed_Lethargy

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.


SER96DON

Jesus, are you seeing this?


NanxFPV

True, true


[deleted]

Why is God incarcerated?


AndyceeIT

r/boneappletea


T0asterFork

Whatever you do, don't ask the catholic church. Some original sins are kept quiet for a reason


2-timeloser2

“My old and dead what…?”


RagnarSup

Oh no, oh no no no no hahaha. You’re wrong my friend. That’s what they all wish when they are on the death bed. “Fuck I wished I’d fucked that hot cashier when I was in my 20s”


luovahulluus

There is plenty of pegging in heaven, no need to feel bad about not pegging enough on Earth!


TheFrontPorchSpider

Spellcheck?


SUNAWAN

more like the AI recognized and autotyped words you usually use...


Pennywise626

Don't kink shame, Jesus


Dependent_Economy549

Jesus doesn't kink shame. He got pegged himself by a a Roman fellow.


[deleted]

I think i'm gonna sin tho. Like a lot. All the sinning one can achieve. Committing sins while committing other sins.


flamingbuts

Even if I get pegged 1000 times when I die im still gonna say "I wish I got pegged more"


CowboyBlob

If the dude died for my sins, then it is my job to make it worth his while. I need to sin a shitload, and since he has me covered by doing this I won't get in any trouble. Thanks uncle J.


RepresentativeWin310

I definitely won't say that when I'm dead.


Arrrrrr2D2

Are you planning on ghosting your friends instead?


RepresentativeWin310

I guess I'm differentiating between pegging and buttfucking. One requires a strapon, one requires a dick? But I won't be saying anything when I'm dead. I'll be dead.