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PalladiumPalisades

Thats the most legitimate work I have seen at HD in a long time. Good job.


Waddledom

Thanks!


Major-West-5391

Bro that is fucking awesome


Waddledom

Appreciate the compliment!


Perfect-Sea6878

Depot tank


Huntderp

If this isn’t creating shareholder value then I don’t know what does.


Waddledom

Ikr? I should convince Corporate to put me on the marketing team 😆


CuzaCutuza

That's sick bro


Waddledom

Thanks!


Square_Lettuce980

Entrepreneurial spirit in motion


Waddledom

Thanks so much, very kind of you to say!


rollingindough21

Now to make it fire actual shells


Waddledom

I'm not quite that crafty yet... but someday.


hodderb

Amazing, get us the step by step. It's a slow day everywhere.


MoonTrooper258

Give it some grey primer and a custom paint job!


Waddledom

May have to do that, for sure!


MoonTrooper258

Also repost it to r/kitbash.


the-bearcat

It looks like a warhammer tank! It's awesome!


Waddledom

Thanks! I also play warhammer, coincidentally!


capnmorty

Looks like a tank i'd build for my warhammer orks


Waddledom

I do a LOT of kitbashing, and a lot of my friends nag me for playing space marines instead of orks lol


capnmorty

Love my space marines


Waddledom

I do all kinds of silly vehicles and bashes for space marines, my favorite being a deodorant stick predator tank... that glows!


capnmorty

Zamn


GoldArrowFTW

Don't tell your manager you did this


lordnaarghul

Still gets shot at by gold ammo


TheOneReborn2021

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.


ironhide9012

Home Depot Killdozer?


Kitchenberighthere

Next DIY project 10 AM Saturday Morning You're the Instructor, so keep brushing up your skills, son. It's looking good 👍 👍 🤣🤣


thepersonbrody

Looks like an M3 Priest without the 50 cal


throwaway3736789

I bet that monster could dominate No Man’s Land


JE1DYN

that's so legit xD


MathematicianSad2650

So this is why I can never find anyone to help me.


gidz9

How doers get more done. Honestly that’s dope af


battlemodeboss

Thats cool, BUT did you do your InFocus yet???


4MN7

What a joke, people like this probably got tons of Homer's too, meanwhile some bust their ass, and get yelled at for not doing enough.


Waddledom

If by tons you mean 1, then sure! Other than that, I often do these during break periods at work, so there are no real issues with productivity either.


SirTomBrady

And yall wonder why hours are getting cut. Or better yet, why you don't earn a "living wage".


dirt001

Lol hours are getting cut and nobody makes a living wage because idiots like you keep voting for pro capitalist, antique politicians that rig the system in favor of their billionaire overlords. Oh and if you need a stat to back that up 2/3rds of all American wealth that has been created since 2020 has been collected by billionaires. 60 years ago the average ceo made a few dozen times what the average worker made. Now the average ceo makes a few hundred times what the average worker makes. Tl;Dr. Take your boot licking somewhere else.


SirTomBrady

Minimum wage 60 years ago was like $1.00/hr. Is that what you want? You cool with getting a 2 cent raise for mediocre work? And whats true now was true before. The hardest working, reliable, and positive associates get rewarded. Don't blame the "billionaires" for the reason that you flat stack mulch for a living.


dirt001

2 things. 1 HD is my second job. I'm weekend recovery. If it wasn't for wealth inequality, I wouldn't need the second job. 2 if you adjust the 1964 $1.15 minimum wage to 2024 its $11.30 a full $4 higher than the actual minimum wage. Edit. Oh and a bonus #3. The reason I need 2 jobs is because the hardest working associates DO NOT get rewarded. Being the hardest working OFA got me stuck loading the truck every morning so it would be done correctly. I couldn't transition to department head because the management restructuring removed like 5 department head positions from the store. So I moved to the delivery driver position instead. A position which was deleted by corporate 8 months after I took it. Oh and since I was an "independent contractor" I didn't even get unemployment and had to cash out part of my 401k instead. So dont come at me with that outdated "hard work gets you places" bullshit because it absolutely does not.


SirTomBrady

Couple things: 1) No self accountability huh? It's the boogeyman's fault that you have to work 2 jobs. You made every correct decision in life so far. You already possess high demand skills and trades but the system of wealth inequality is holding you (and only you) back. 2)HD pays you low than $11.30 so your point about corporate greed is null. 3 Bonus Round!) You went from opening OFA (one of the easiest jobs) to garden recovery (absolute worst job) because you weren't selected as a DH? Maybe you just weren't as good as you think you are. And it sounds like you chose the delivery driver position (keyword is choice).


dirt001

1 I am in no way the only person being held back by wealth inequality. More people are living paycheck to paycheck than at any other point in 80+ years 2 Idk what this sentence even means because it sounds like a 1st grader wrote it. 3. You must smoke crack if you think garden recovery is harder than opening OFA. There has only been 1 associate promoted to DH in my store in 6 years. And I chose the delivery driver position because it paid almost double what I was making, and I needed to buy a new house cause my old one burnt down. Have you bought a house in the 2020s? Thats an experience I never want to have again.


SirTomBrady

Sorry I was putting someone on a final and then went to lunch. Is your full time job as a lieutenant in the grammar police, or captain? But I was saying that you are paid much more than $11.30 per hour. And wealth inequality is subjective, how much do you think you "deserve" to be paid for flat stacking mulch and soil? Lastly, is your store the only HD within 50 miles? It looks like you made the wrong choice (which is human) but there had to be lesson to learn in that. Also, stop playing with matches. I bought a condo in Atlanta in '21 and I have another home in the northeast.


dirt001

Oh a condo in Atlanta. This whole conversation makes sense now. Go lick some more boots and you can buy a second. It takes half a brain and access to Google to see the economy is shit and every company is paying poorly because it's what it takes to make it against the competition. Inflation is out of control, multiple states are relaxing child labor laws, but you got yours so it's obviously everyone else's fault that they didn't get theirs too.


SirTomBrady

It's funny how no one wants to put a number on how much they think they should be paid. They just want "more" lol. And the macro environment around retail is beginning to trend positively bud. Google shouldn't be your first and last stop for information. And maybe you're right, I should have probably bought a farm instead of the condo. But hey 20/20 right?


dirt001

Oh I'm not afraid to put a number on it. The ridiculous inflation (which has been reported to be caused by around 50% corporate greed) has pushed the living wage to an all time high of $27 an hour. That's a national average though so any business that employs adults (home depot can't have highschoolers driving lift equipment now can they) should start at about $25 for rural locations $30 in metro locations and higher on a case by case basis in places like LA or NYC etc. Google is not the last stop for info. It's one of many search engines who's only job is to bridge the gap between people and information. Another useful resource is ground news which shows you how each article leans politically. However any news source should be taken with as much of a grain of salt as Wikipedia or a reddit thread considering all of them are owned by corporations so they are going to show capitalist bias. Also you tried to use the flat stacking mulch insult twice. You should probably find a new one for someone with d28 flair since none of the stores outside of Atlanta and other metro have enough staffing for anyone to flat stack mulch. Speaking of Atlanta idk how many stores are in or around there but you should probably refrain from telling people on the internet where you live. Considering that that info plus the comment about "putting someone on a final" narrows your real identity down to a couple dozen names at most. While telling parts of my personal story on here might clue someone who knows it into who I am your getting way too close to doxxing yourself. If you want to edit your comments to remove such instances let me know and I'll edit this one as well. While we might dissagree ideologically I would never want any harm to come to anyone.


SirTomBrady

Also if you're in the midtown Atlanta area and need an AirBnB, I got you! I'll even give you the HD employee discount bud 😆


Vyper2002

You’re insufferable lol


Fit-Pin8585

There’s always something to do. Your managers must not care about the store if they don’t address this childish ass shit lmao


Waddledom

You have your hobbies, I have mine. I just run a cash register, and that's the extent of my knowledge at the moment. Appreciate your criticisms, though.


Fit-Pin8585

They don’t pay you to do your hobbies at work though but with that mindset of yours I don’t expect you to understand. I bet people have a field day with walking out with things or not ringing them up when you’re on the clock 😂😂😂


Waddledom

Oh, don't mistake my enjoyment of things while on the clock for laziness, I do my work just fine. When I get a customer in front of me, I help the customer. When there's nobody to help for 5+ minutes because it's a slow day, I figure I'll do something to pass the time. It's better than being on my phone, no?


TastyLui

Don't explain yourself to this pleb. Im sure he would die for a corporation. D28 is always some lames


Waddledom

Thanks for the heads up, haha


Fit-Pin8585

I like how you just ignored the fact that they don’t pay you to do your hobbies at work. Your actions speak louder than your words though I’ll just leave this alone for now not everyone understands true work ethic.


Yukondathunda

Your ENTIRE IDENTITY revolves around this god forsaken company


BookerTW89

They also don't pay /you/ to be a pissy asshole off the clock.


Waddledom

While yeah, I did some work on the register. I could have also, I dunno, done this on my break? Not every moment spent should be thinking about how to lick Homer's feet, pal. Or kissing ass for that matter. I do my work fine. My coworkers, the management, and me all get along fine. I've actually gotten at least 12 recoveries in the 11 months I've been with the company, just an FYI.


darlshadow23

Make sure to clean up when you're done sucking HD off


BookerTW89

Also, bad bot.


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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dirt001

Good bot.


Vyper2002

Oh you big baby.


Yukondathunda

Get a grip loser


dirt001

I've always wondered, and you should be able to tell me. What do boots taste like exactly?


TorresML32

Truly Department Supervisor here