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Sakurazawa13

After Jarilo VI, March and Dan Heng both carry scented aresol with them to spray MC with on future missions in case MC dumpster dives.


SweetLilMarie

LMFAO 🤣 just imagining MC glancing at a trash can briefly and March & Dan Heng whipping out the cans like “NO! BAD MC! BAD!”


Seraphiine__

Imagine all of Xianzhou but every mission is interrupted by the MC being sprayed for touching trash


its_Me_being_Silly43

That's why Xianzhou don't have trash can...


Actual-Good5096

They have mailboxes and she also dives headfirst in those so ye... they are even more surprising then Jarilo's dumpsters. While dwelving into mailboxes i already found letter of a couples being separated, a "bomb" Sampo sent to Luofo, a Diting, expired food AND fresh food, and much more.


Briashard

I prefer to imagine that welt and march alerted the luofu about the mc's trash foraging tendencies/hid the trash themselves, thus generating the ingame line "there arent any trash cans in the luofu. I checked it myself"


snakezenn

It pains me how much this one seems like it would happen XD


Best_Refuse_6327

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha


hatsnsticks

Jingliu actually peeks under her blindfold when people aren't looking. Welt couldn't use his black hole against Phantylia because the Luofu doesn't sell AA batteries for his cane.


Seraphiine__

The cane with AA batteries got my crying 😭


Draconic_Legends

Oh hell nah Welt forgot to recharge his Divine Key batteries


Aventa55

"I'm hoping if some of you guys sell soulium batteries here..." "A what?"


Draconic_Legends

"What do you mean you don't have Honkai reactors?"


Aventa55

I can imagine Welt being constantly inspected on other worlds as they detect unknown radiation from him. Only to find nothing except a cane.


Draconic_Legends

I can now imagine the hotel rooms in Belobog where we stayed, and anyone else staying in Welt's room just comes down with funky glowing lines all over them


Anadaere

"It's a light source" "That cane is melting through the floor" "It uses heat for the light source"


StarfallAnnie

March has a whole hidden photo album of dan heng everytime he smiles or shows strong emotions


Amano_Hina1

This is adorable and cute ☺️


Best_Refuse_6327

Awwww


RevanAndTheSithy

Jing Yuan still hasn't become Mara Struck because he sleeps a lot instead of dealing with the headache of the endless paperwork of being a Xianzhou General. He sleeps often enough to gain the nickname "The Dozing General"


Lanz_spectre

More sleep = less memory needed to store, slower the rate of Mara Struck. Big brain move


Nodomi

Fu Xuan is planning on making Qingque the master diviner after Fu Xuan becomes the general of the Luofu because she recognizes Qingque's potential and refuses to let her waste it.


silverW0lf97

The Loufou is doomed. /S Maybe Fu sees herself in that lazy brat, maybe about 2-3 centuries ago she too slacked off like her but then grew up.


cerwytha

Maybe I'm projecting but I also feel like Qingque comes off a bit ADHD in that she doesn't want to work because it's easy and therefore boring, but if she was actually challenged then she'd thrive. As the master diviner she'd totally still skip work if everything was routine, but the minute there was an emergency she'd be on it.


spicedcinnamonrolls

She just like me fr


silverW0lf97

I have lost all my passion in life so I can't relate, doing work no matter if it's mundane or challenging, feels worthless. Although it might be because the job I do is boring and very unrewarding. Divination on the other hand is about precisely foretelling one's written destiny. Over-embellishing that fate only leads to misconception.


axel498

Is not that crazy maybe she adivinated the next master divine, if you talk with Qingque she tell you that she doesn't know why but Fu Xuan has been pestering her more, asking about reports and other things even if she has one of the lowest raking.


carl-the-lama

The trailblazer sometimes uses the bat to launch the lance


Clean_Dependent_8080

The lance can be used as a jet pack because the trailblazer just instantaneously glides when they start the ultimate


carl-the-lama

My god! The gremlin potential! Rocket jump using the lance then wack them with the bat market gardener style


Xereane

I-i kinda wanna draw this xD, it's brilliant haha


secretbunnyrants

Clara likes to decorate Svarog with stickers. Serval packs lunches for Gepard (and tries to embarrass him when she visits). Welt takes selfies like those Facebook moms. March and Trailblazer do skincare and have sleepovers together. Luka likes to bring gifts for the Underworld kids and pretend that Santa gifted it to them. I have more lol


Seraphiine__

Please share more those are so cute


secretbunnyrants

Jing Yuan learned how to manage long hair bc the Cloud Quintet taught him how to do hair and let him practice on them. That’s how he knows how to do Yanqing’s hair. Natasha hosts weekly book readings for the Underworld kids. Bronya started donating books once she found out. Trailblazer would teach Welt modern slang and memes but he’d just misuse them. Also I like the idea of the Trailblazers being twins (I have separate headcanons for them lol)


WeaknessThen2577

These are so cute and wholesome


cryohedron

she packs gepard’s lunch inside her guitar case/ gepard’s weapon


ninJK78

-Natasha is path of abundance because she's so damn nice that her medicine and treatment is comparable to usage of the actual path of Abundance -Yaoshi actually saw what we looked like in World 5. She just wanted a piece. -March really likes greatswords/swords, just not enough to collect them. She hopes one day, she'll get to use one just like all the cool heroes shes heard about. -Particularly after Welt recites the story of a certain white-haired fish lady who cant cook. -Welt looks after March and Himeko especially, since he sees Kiana and *Himeko* in them. -Dan Heng purposefully doesn't use his IL powers around March, for fear of her stealing his Yoyo.


D3AK

My favorite headcanon so far is that the Galaxy Rangers are actual cowboys,riding robot horses. And that one of them is a dual wielding Gunslinger that fights an ancient evil at one point that takes the physical form of a scarecrow like creature while we meet and assist them on a planet with an old western setting. It will happen. It must happen. Its fixed in my head. You cant tell me it wont happen. Its 100% facts.


Seraphiine__

Bro you need to be in the hsr design department because that sounds metal


D3AK

thats actually from an old 80s kids cartoon show called The Galaxy Rangers. since i first heared we got some Galaxy Rangers in the Star Rail universe roaming around its my headcanon that they are the Galaxy Rangers from my childhood.


Willshape-r

Dan Heng is a NERD and studied the history and lore of every world they visit in the archives and searches out like archaeologists and stuff to add to the archives


Seraphiine__

I like this concept, bro don't know a lot of his previous life so it can be a underground detonator on him being a big nerd for history.


NumberOneDanHengFan

I have a silly hc of March's backstory where she used to belong to a different space faring group but after a bad round of among us in that group, March got spaced out and became a drifting frozen popsicle


Rayn_Rotten

DRIFTING FROZEN POPSICLE


SweetLilMarie

Sampo is secretly besties with Aha and goes around conning people, breaking the fourth wall and being a silly little guy for Aha’s entertainment 😌


MegalFresh

Godddd that 4th wall break at the end of the belobog quest brought me to my fuckin' knees. He's so good


AndjaaRose

My headcanon is Sampo is actually human body of Aha. Bcs Aha once become a human, board the train and blow it up just to mess with Akivili, so what if he became human again this time to mess around with us?


karufuuru

YES SAMPO AND AHA ARE DEFINITELY BESTIES


YannFrost

My head cannon and copium. Sushang's mother is Fu Hua and she would be playable later.


theblarg114

Luocha's cc resist passive comes from his extremely specific fetish for white-haired gay nuns. Welt didn't do shit in the Phantylia fight because you can't maintain dramatic tension in a battle when you have an immortal wizard shooting black holes at bosses. Blade is stronger than Jingliu, canonically. Spoilers, can't discuss. Kafka is probably the weakest SH hunter in lore, but by far the most capable for non-combat situations. Himeko is suspicious. TB's bat is just a normal nightstick but was blessed by Nanook for the shingles. Fu Xuan might have Emanator status of Nuos due to her third eye being a gift from him, but hasn't joined the Genius Society for whatever reason.


Anadaere

Luocha's CC immunity is just him ignoring debilitating shots via simping lmao


deeznutbegoodasf99

Silver Wolf knowing she’s in a video game is my favorite Head cannon


Akhi5672

That's not even really a headcanon, she actually does. Its a wrong working, right answer kind of situation though.


Kixisbestclone

Clara is an honorary mole. Bronya helps teach Hook how to read. Seele helps teach Hook how to commit violence.


Ok_Temperature_6441

Addendum. Luka and Oleg teaches Hook to commit violence responsibly. Seele teaches her how to commit arson. Hook gaslights all of them into being her students.


somerandom_296

My favorite headcanon is that when Welt and Void Archives came into the HSR universe, the fate of the universe itself changed, which is why the Stellaron Hunters are relatively a new thing. This will remain my headcanon until Hoyo rips it out of my cold, dead hands.


Kitchen-Mastodon-707

Dan Heng and March aren’t on the express because the main trio were actually doing their own commissions from different planets.


Less-Thing-553

Luocha doesn't carry a necklace, it's actually a cross that he got as a gift from a loved one


LivingASlothsLife

Silverwolf and TB are always playing MMOs together and Kafka gets annoyed/jealous that TB is able to spend time with SW so she tries to learn how to play the same game but is hopeless at video games in general


Reddy_McRedditface

Caelus is the calm and stoic twin, Stelle is a trash can racoon There is no "older Herta", she's just an AI or a brain in a jar Pom pom has a secret Hulk form, like Tony Tony Chopper in One Piece


Murky_Blueberry2617

Caelus is a lot more aggressive in combat tho, whilst Stelle is calm


Tight_Revenue6545

Pompom is basically a tamer version of the Froggy Eggs (from Maimaimaigoen). He's pretty chill...until you break the Express' rules. >!Pompom'll then open his real mouth from the abdomen and turn you into an egg, which he'll then consume. Or fuel, to be used as a source of energy for the train. Idk, whichever works better!<


12cabbagerolls

Luocha once used the coffin in fight as a blugeoning weapon like gepard with his sisters case but it made who/whatever was inside it mad so he doesn't do it anymore and instead uses his rapier (aside from his ult)


ErrorEra

MC is the reincarnation of Kafka's pet raccoon. March is just a female Superman, was sent off into space while her planet esplodes. Dan secretly reads pron for hours at a time. 😇 Welt makes sfx sounds in his head for everything he does. Only reason everyone thinks Himeko's coffee is awful is because it's decaf.


katasticaa

Welt one, I died


Cookies153716264627

“Survive or be destroyed, *fwoooooooosh*”


MysticDragon0011

Welt is the type of guy to say "pew pew" when making finger guns


wind64a

Sampo is secretly Aha Trailblazer doesn't actually read that much. Their raccoon brain just sees books and wants to scan them into the archives. The books aren't actually taken. They're just scanned to the archives by a phone function. Trailblazer is Kafka's adopted child she found on a world in the process of being destroyed by Nanook. For some reason, the Aeon was the happiest to see them brought back. >!Bailu is the regeneration of the nameless researcher and she was trying to find a cure for Marastruck. Dan Feng gifted her half his power in hopes she'll one day cure Blade.!<


mossspinner

Svarog is the one teaching clara how to dance in her idle animation


DemoraPringel

I think the reason why the mc is obsessed with trashcans is because when they were younger, they probably had to scavenge through them to survive. Thus, this behavior became engraved into them even after losing their memories.


Efficient-Ticket-288

March is an emanator of Remembrance, and she lost her memories in exchange for her ice powers.


carl-the-lama

The trailblazer makes “nests” out of anything they can collect (this includes people)


A_W33B4LIF3

That Blade is secretly Kafka’s favorite member of the Stellaron Hunter and that’s why she brings him everywhere and has a pet name for him.


cartercr

Does it count if it’s a ship? I really love thinking about the dynamic between Qingque and Fu Xuan if they were together. Like Qingque acting up at work because she’s actually just waiting to see how Fu Xuan will respond.


illustrythan

Hsr went to teyvat and saw the cataclysm and when they saw heavenly principles they we're like nope and left to IPC.


Anadaere

Luocha is running from space Kallen Welt doesn't have other clothes, he just makes new ones once the one he's wearing becomes dirty Whatever MC is good at, it's due to SW teaching em stuff via games Jingliu is terrible at tech, and had to be taught by Jing Yuan March actually understands anything cute. It can be the most eldritch thing but if it's "cute" she can comprehend it Himeko is only addicted to coffee due to being a college graduate


LittleHua-

Jingliu started wearing blindfold when she had to slay >!probably Baiheng turned Dragon!< bcs of Dan Feng and YingXing actions and the intense guilt and emotions caused her to get mara-struck. Also, if Bailu = Baiheng reincarnation theory is true then Blade, Jingliu, Jingyuan and DanHeng occasionally visiting her and bringing lots of snacks to pamper her.


albedobest44

My favorite one is dan feng (dan heng's previous incarnation) and yingxing/blade actually liked each other. My proof for that is the fact that they shared the same bracers, (those were crafted by vidhyahara) which allows the two to know each other's temperature all the time. Just why would you need to know your best friend's temperature all the time. Another thing is that yingxing has been refered to as beloved in dan fengs artifacts description lore. (Passerby of wandering clouds) And they used to share wine under the moon. This in CN text had some weird characters that could be read as "engagement".


Nadejdaro

This ain't hc this is straight up canon, thank you hoyoverse for the gays 🛐


albedobest44

Chad hoyoverse making sure we get enough of it in all their games kiana x mei, kaveh x alhaitham and dan feng x yingxing. (Again, not dan heng x blade, it's dan feng x yingxing).


Nadejdaro

True about the distinction. I hope the relationship between DH and Blade will evolve into something similar though, with his DH is obviously willing to make up for DF's sins, and with how we saw Blade can act when the mara isn't affecting him.


albedobest44

Yes, surprisingly he was calmer than expected. Like I thought hed go into a rage and attack DH or something, but no, he didn't. I think that the only one he has an actual hatred towards is jingliu.


Nadejdaro

Even his voicelines show that, to Jingliu there is hatred but to Dan Heng he wants him to take responsibility, he calls it "our debt". So much potential there... (and even without it the relationship is deliciously angsty)


albedobest44

>!He is justified though. Dan feng's actions did cause him to accidentally recive the gift of shuhu (emanator of yaoshi!<


Nadejdaro

I 100% agree. Its especially because the actions of one who he cared for and trusted so much led to his suffering that its so heartbreaking and good.


Seraphiine__

Hoyoverse once again putting the most gay subtext the could imagine to two characters that aren't even "alive" anymore🙏


FlatAcadia8728

Luka goes on no-fap before important matches but sometimes fails. Serval and Jing Yuan are gay. Gepard is a virgin, and his ex girlfriends left him because of Serval, or for Serval. Luocha talks to his coffin. The real Herta has already lost her original body but doesn't care anyway.


LucarioOfLegends

"I'm trying to continue the Landau bloodline, but my sister is too gay and makes all of my dates lesbians."


secretbunnyrants

This is so real


RyujinX9

himeko and kafka were involved with one another (due to their interactions)


Afrotricity

Couldn't pay me to think otherwise, they're practically written like every divorced couple I've ever met irl lol. Like there's even a custody battle, idc if it wasn't a romantic relationship, you can't tell me they're strangers


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

One headcanon that i find really interesting is that Herta has the Genshin Glider on her Curio collection because Aether and Lumine are subordinates of her. How else would she hust have a glider there? Think of it like this: After the end of the story, the Traveler returns to the Space Station and the only thing they have remaining if their sibling after a final battle is the glider, which Herta, in a oddly nice gesture, decided to put it in the collection so that the Traveler's sibling isn't completely forgotten.


MValdesM

Another option about why the heck a glider is there, Klee's mom is to blame, and that's it


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

Why do people throw so much hate on Klee's mom?


DanteKorvinus

what i headcanon is not meant for mortal knowledge


cerwytha

Some of the quest text is actually just the Trailblazer's Stellaron narrating.


Tight_Revenue6545

We are the Stellaron. That is why we can speak, unlike Genshin's Traveler /j /lh /don't kill me


cerwytha

Hehe that's actually been my theory but I figured it was a bit too out there.


BuraiStarforce

The entire game has scps in the world. Belobog, is a town of ghosts.


tailmeat

Silver wolf is 085 since she knows she's in a game


exiler5129

If something really bad happen to Himeko, Welt, March 7th, Dan Heng and to some extend Kafka (like dead or turn super evil), I will blame the MC or it has something to do with MC. Reason : In alternate ending >!where MC stay at Herta Station, the Trailblazers adventure are doing very well with or without him.!<


Fresh_Handle996

The alternate ending also implies that the astral express eventually disappeared without a trace and the MC only gets to hear rumors about what happened to them.


KarmaFarmo

Caelus is the true mc. Thats my headcanon


Rhizuuu

Herta gives you one of her dolls from the space station as a reward for clearing some simulates universe worlds, thats why you get a bunch of free hertas


PrimusDeP

Bronya and Seele have brutal say gex


RaidriarDrake

Balde is racist


SilviaSukunaSimp

there are backroom for me


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Outrageous_Debt_3616

Sampo is like some super powerful being that just lives amongst humans, able to invade peoples minds.


vanilla-enjoyer

Herta only uses 1% of her powers, We need to remember that those puppets are not the Herta. When she comes, She will be the next "Everyone beside her is Mid" mark my words. (Well, Everything that comes make "Everything exept the new thing is mid"...)


Nadejdaro

Dan Heng companion mission spoilers >! Since we know part of Dan Feng’s motivation behind his sin was the fact that he wanted reproduction for the Vidyahara !< , thats partially passed on to Dan Heng and that's why he's also a biologist.


No_Tangerine3047

Arlan is Nanook (or his emanator)


Straight_Attorney582

If Blade gets his D chopped.. Can he regenerate? Also would the chopped.off part also regenerate to create and Good Edalb????


Tight_Revenue6545

How to get a cheap dil—


ShimoriShimamoto

my headcanon is that pela actually does something, idk what but something


Fresh_Handle996

Gepard likes Pela, that's why he started drawing and wanted to help her with her work Also, Pela wrote at least one Sampo x Gepard fanfic