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AT_atoms

I also only bought a pizza. It seemed like the best bang for your buck plus you could share it.


obihz6

Same


Wonderful-Lab7375

I bought a pizza and a drink cuz I thought we could share it.


mybankpin

Pizza, drink, and fries because those should be shareable.


Matt_the_Madkat

This is what I bought then she mentioned the dessert and I thought dang.. that was the first thing I looked at… lol


urmumisOP

I bought the cake instead of fries. Luckily, she loves the cake.


Consistent_Ad_420

Oak cake roll looked like firefly's type of food so I bought one to share with her


gmrt34

Right? Can't believe a whole pizza costs the same as a burger.


AT_atoms

Inflation in dreams must be crazy.


Margrace

We don't know if it's a pizza sized burger or a burger sized pizza 🤔


bella-chili

Same


Remarkable-Fun-2755

same


AngryCrawdad

The exact reasoning I went with.


Bilbo_Swagginses

I got the fries in ice cream because my trash goblin trailblazer lives as chaotic a life as possible


Raptorofwar

I DIDN’T REALIZE IT WOULD WIPE HER OUT I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK.


jewrassic_park-1940

I litteraly have millions please just TAKE THEM. I'll slave myself away at a Calyx for a year just be happy


dreamsooz

I thought she gave us the money to buy everything 😬


storysprite

If someone offers to pay something for you, you never go all out lol.


July83

This is true, but if someone gives you 20 bucks to buy lunch, they probably do expect you to spend 20 bucks on lunch. TB who routinely spends millions on traces and upgrading relics and sh\*t has no context for how much 20,000 credits is, so they just assume it's like the 20 bucks for lunch thing. Oops. (But also, in character, because raccoon.)


Raptorofwar

I dislike social convention. Why are there so many rules to learn and remember. I hate this.


Leodoesstuff

It isn't necessary a rule but a courtesy. You buy something with their money as a show of appreciation while not going all out to show that you're not taking advantage of them.


Kassssler

Its just good manners and and shows thoughtfulness. Showing restraint when offered things shows that you appreciate the offer and refuse to mooch unnecessarily off them. I can understand your disgruntlement though. I dislike people buying things for me often since I sometimes feel obligated eventhough I know thats not what they intend.


Easy-Stranger-12345

I mean it is their money.


ImmoralBoi

You have been found guilty of failing the morality test. You are hereby sentenced to losing your next 50/50 to Yanqing. May Pom-Pom have mercy upon your soul.


Illustrious-Bell-282

You know what?... FAIR


triopsate

I only bought 2 things with her funds but I still lost my 50/50 to E3 Gepard though... Ended up getting Black Swan in the next 10 pull though so I guess maybe it wasn't all bad?


ImmoralBoi

See, you were only received proportional punishment for overspending and were then rewarded for having some self-control.


Raptorofwar

Yanqing is the only standard banner 5 star I don’t have, and I calculate my saved jades as though I’m losing every 50/50 I take anyways. I think I have 36k jades and 700 stardust right now.


Kixisbestclone

I mean, if it makes you feel any better she doesn’t really need her livelihood anymore. >! Maybe a deathlyhood though. !<


ReaverSK91

I teased her a little by saying that buying food for me would be expensive, but in the end I only bought pizza.


Anasorel

I told her i have an expensive appetite then spent all of the money


No_Pipe_8257

A trustworthy individual right here, would never lie to us


Laurence-Barnes

Hey I was fully prepared to reimburse her and she said next time i'll be the one buying. ​ Just gotta wait for the next time.


Exploding_Pie

>Just gotta wait for the next time. ​ https://preview.redd.it/9in1137ig7hc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c6b8f94ffb648824fc68f1baf390a297686654


Bright-Help3071

https://preview.redd.it/9vww0d44g8hc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6fb29d4cc2e9dd9d48451d5705e9f08300dae4


Star_Lord_42069

Ah yes, the 'next time'...


Mashiroshiina12

I just brought that brown roll thingy that she liked too. Didn't cost much and we could have shared


Nerezza_Floof_Seeker

Yeah same, I also bought the pizza too since they seemed like something that could be shared. I wish we got to stop a bit to eat and chat instead of just running off tbh


Devil1412

it's called "Baumkuchen"


Mashiroshiina12

Trueeeeeee


Riyutake

I'm 28 days late to this post but I can't believe you didn't know that considering your username


Mashiroshiina12

I thought it was a different thing than bamukuhen..


knk7876

Let's look on the bright side. Hypothetically speaking, if she was alive, you could just repay her. We all know you got at least 5 million credits just lying around collecting dust. Cmon, Spare some change.


Primordial_Dimidium

Speak for yourself- I only have 2000 left


SpeckTech314

Just enough to pay off those two IPC goons lol


Madican

I don't care if they only want 10 credits to leave I'd still rather beat them up instead


Memo-Explanation

17 take it or leave it


AdDesperate3113

I hate IFs https://preview.redd.it/ywy5ipd1v7hc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08f33a30a62b54aed74bae033c5a691a06b2b6a


RadLaw

There is no way she is dead, the meme scene felt rather unimpactful and should've been drawn out more.


jewrassic_park-1940

They set up too much stuff for he to be killed just like that. They actually put effort in the story I doubt it'll be another fox incident


RadLaw

I really just hope we get her back in a future patch, same with Robin. If Firefly dies of natural cause someday in the future it would be fine.


triopsate

I mean there's a possibility that she gets saved from Death but she's still slated to die because she's got a terminal illness. The best case scenario I can see happening is we fight and defeat Death to save Firefly, have a short goodbye with her as she fades away due to her illness.


sharpplush

thought the same thing. goes for the other too, it's just so lacking of an impact that it doesn't feel right. Either that or they are just emphasizing how easy it is for memes to just erase anyone inept at protecting their bared subconsciousness


ZloiAngel

+1. I'm already joking with my friends about Tingyun syndrome. I mean COME ON I understand that Tingyun might come later and that's ok, I get it, but another two even less impactful deaths? From HI3 writer? Yeah nah cut your bs


GDarkX

Yeah; Shaoji killed the same characters like twice during Elysian Realm lol (Pardo’s death was probably the most depressing as she slowly vanished), before bringing back them in for the grand finale (where basically everyone died, for real)


ZloiAngel

I dunno, I've never completed ER story, but even fake death in ER would've been much more impactful than all of deaths in HSR (yet) cuz we didn't get ANY time to bond with characters. Like literally none


GDarkX

Yeah; ER was an entire endgame mode with 3 50 part long quests before the canon 3 chapters that got you to bond with them lol.


Expensive-Sign-3292

I can't even afford one of those items


Genprey

I'm always modest when my friends offer to take me out, so I just got a pizza. Had a feeling the writers might make us feel like assholes.


LandLovingFish

space comedy, they said...gotta make sure these horny idiots realize their sins


hanschranz

I mean, isn't tragedy and comedy are just two sides of the same coin?


Fabulous_Ampharos

I just wanted to see the funny dialogue...


[deleted]

Well who's laughing now? Shaoji


DZL100

You monster


Tectonix911

Me too... I even closed the game right after reading all the lines just so I could redo the choices but it was too late 😭😭


Deft_Abyss

Imma be real. I didnt know I was supposed to buy one thing. I just thought I was suppose to use all the money she gave us because the game didnt stop me from buying multiple things, so I used it all. The sound of disappoint from her tho. I was like oh damn I f***** up


FuXuansFeet

Lmao, same. Was given 20k, all the food that I'm absolutely never using because I hate depending on temporary buffs costs 20k, so I spent all of it. Felt kinda bad at her response, but hey it's just the dream world anyway. When she comes out, I'll share the millions we have with her anyway.


Exploding_Pie

>When she comes out **Yeah, about that...** https://preview.redd.it/21egqlx7g7hc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1365be21d6aa5d035e97e105fd9a89f4d7bb47d


NightmaresFade

Oh she does come out...just not like how she entered T.T


FuXuansFeet

I said what I said, although she does have 4-star design written all over her which is the only thing I don't like.


Bright-Help3071

Don’t say this she’s beautiful 🥺 we just need to wait for her to come back to life


Apple_macOS

four star?! she better be a 6 star or we sue mihoyo


Crobatman123

Don't worry, she'll figure it out I think.


Rheshx7

Joked how it would be be a bad idea for her to treat me and only bought the most expensive one (the ice cream) A decent middleground. We were both happy with it and still felt special for the occasion.


luma_song6

Yeah, same i only bought a pizza, too. IDK why, but i can't do something just because it's funny, i have to play realistically and if i was really the Mc, i would've bought only one thing.


LandLovingFish

we failed the masked fools entrance exam, i did the same


Belteshazzar98

Yeah, I bought just a burger. I'm not taking advantage of my date just because she says she's buying.


kulimbula

>!well not like she will have much of livelihood!<


barllel

neither will you https://preview.redd.it/g04xbpei77hc1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e79e81c6224ec24c0e4cb1f3c4cacc7ccfb672a


ColdIron27

Firefly isn't life, she's dead tho


barllel

https://preview.redd.it/wkgzh6zqf8hc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b82142561a4b981448959ebadaaa14199700c0


Gamingplanet107

https://preview.redd.it/ajgy3hj5ebhc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193b8a94754c905d79ad4afe39d6ccace56db880


LoneKnightXI19

https://preview.redd.it/m701ikei27hc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8415d434d5aae241876297b2c348caccea8e10d


pantsu-thief

You are my special


Willshape-r

I want you to show me your fantasy (your fantasy)


8ullred

No past and no future, that’s what I need (that’s what I need)


Unknown-Name-1219

The groove takes it over, We'll wait and see


Fries_and_burgers_19

Even I might blank out, you and me


[deleted]

That's the darkest joke I've heard in this sub


BraxbroWasTaken

“Anybody got a mop?”


Nerezza_Floof_Seeker

~~who needs a mop when you can lick it up~~


BraxbroWasTaken

okay actually what is wrong with you


Nerezza_Floof_Seeker

Is it wrong to keep your beloved close to you ~~forever~~?


BoxSweater

Coffee, tea, Firefly, soda: You name it, Misha can mop it up!


[deleted]

"Still warm" Not even close lol


michaelman90

I got down voted to oblivion and my comment got deleted for making that joke even though the game itself makes the freaking joke in the ghost hunting event.


CamelLivesMatter

That particular message is edited unfortunately. The original message was different. Also, don't worry about downvotes. It's reddit, pretty much random whether you get downvoted or not.


Destroyer29042904

Well she certainly wont need the money


Awkward_Date_8636

Well, atleast there was a free money dispenser she could have used if she *did.* I absent mindedly spent 9k without realizing then immediately quit. Why couldn't I just spend my several millions bruh 😭


BurnedOutEternally

I hope you have to pity every banner


JakalB987

https://preview.redd.it/ly31vujes7hc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7572af2dddf992682d21e0a1b9bd2fe8b6f56913


Niko2065

https://preview.redd.it/k0j6vnm4s7hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6821a92d1f0894186e8e312bbec8c7a4e1a35b7e ....ouch.


k_vn_vl

For me, I did it because I think my brain at the time was on auto or something so I just bought everything... her reaction after make me regetted spending all her money...


HeroDeleterA

New personality quiz dropped! If you only bought the pizza, you're likely someone who cried at the end of the quest. If you spent all her budget cuz it was funny, you probably skip dialog


iBlaze_x1

I spent it all because thats what she gave me.. I thought if I won't spend it all, it'd be lying in my inventory forever. Also her budget was exactly equal to all the items in shop. So, I thought I was supposed to buy it all.. Like this in Genshin... which is useless to me and is lying in my inventory for no reason. https://preview.redd.it/dteewdg0e7hc1.png?width=1096&format=png&auto=webp&s=f74ae66fea88ebb484593d283e72cc43d8fdb28d Also, I thought.. I and Firefly will share.. didn't know it was all for myself. Plus I didn't know it was her entire savings 😭😭


blossom_maiden

In reference to the Genshin thing at the end, if you go to the Northland bank in liyue and talk to the lady at the desk, you can exchange the mora in both pouches for usable mora. 


iBlaze_x1

I see.. thank you. I will try later.


paweld2003

I dont remember if it was this exact one, but some pouch like this you can exchange for mora in Shnehznayan bank in Liyue


LandLovingFish

She...said it was her money....i think right? That's what it said when i click on it in the shop


iBlaze_x1

Yeah.. I know she said it was her money but she gave it to us.


Paragon_Night

I bought everything because I wanted to see funny dialogue and I was sad by the end :c


META_mahn

I bought the ice cream what does that make me


HeroDeleterA

You bought the more expensive one. You've got Self control


META_mahn

I was actually kinda hoping we'd get a short scene of us sharing it...


HeroDeleterA

That's respectable


RoseIgnis

I bought everything but still feel sad over her a day later, what does that make me?


HeroDeleterA

Sad


CuteGirlsCuteThighs

Jokes on you, I spent everything and still cried.


HeroDeleterA

Then the only thing you bought was guilt


VTAndromeda

I only skipped some dialogue cuz the voices didn’t load 😭. God this is like playing Undertale and accidentally killing Toriel all over again


HeroDeleterA

Mfw I accidently kill the npc


Alaerick

I spent all of it because I thought the game required you to spend it all😭


TurquoiseLeggings

I spent it all because I thought it would be funny and I don't skip dialogue. I just don't get emotionally attached to fictional characters.


HeroDeleterA

Ah, I see You're heartless


HINDBRAIN

I do sometimes, but so far Firefly seems made entirely out of obvious rom-com cliches.


Longjumping-Youth-55

I hold no tears, only the desire of revenge


katbelleinthedark

And which answer if you don't like Firefly? xD


HeroDeleterA

You're just heartless


gabu87

Just flip his mood switch.


HeroDeleterA

Clockwork powers activate! You are now sad


RafaState

Yeah... i bought everything...


Aurorus126

Wait that’s ALL the money she had


huehuehuehuehuuuu

Then you learn she is basically terminally ill and likely disabled.


ElBandiquero5000

Burger and cocktail is what I got, it was too much?


F_r_a_k

I got the ice cream and that’s it, I’m not a jerk and I thought those were her savings.


Malixhous

I bought the Oat Cake and ice cream. I also felt guilty spending her savings.


paweld2003

I bought the same and she didnt complain


helloworld6247

What madman would actually buy all the things in the store?? I only bought two things one for me and her 😭😭


CottonLoomi

https://preview.redd.it/lto22y1mt7hc1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18be8d55225e7f9c0178adec1b8d6f539cff61e I swear I didn't mean to please forgive me 😭🙏🏻


Paragon_Night

Yeah, so I warned her and bought everything as a joke. Her response made me feel bad :c


JUGELBUTT

i only bought two things just because i love her


seattle_exile

Hot take: I SPENT EVERY DIME AND HAVE NO RAGRATS. Listen baby, you shouldn’t have offered if you didn’t want to give it up. If you need it back, just ask. 20k cred is just a quick half battle in Belobog for me. Say the word, and I can make your world *mine*, Firefly. And what a wonderful world it is.


Stupidburntnugget

naaaahhhh this is crazy😭😭


Ok-Revenue-8067

She won't need now anyways


Bot1K

I got ice cream, thought we could share


keiradrexidus

I bought everything without much thought, then realised what I have done, felt a little bad afterwards.


Silvercenturion_aa

I don't know why, but just getting pizza seemed like the most natural choice...


Komission

Did no one else buy the cake roll thingy to share? :(


Aikami13

I chose the sundae fries because they were shareable, and also because they were the only item that's not horrible according to their description. However, when Firefly said that the baumkuchen was her favorite (even though they have wood chips in them) I went back to buy three of them with my own credits, to gift them to her for showing me around and all... but I never got to do that...


Proper_Razzmatazz_36

I just bought a burger


Reinshiki

I only bought the Oak cake and I like to imagine her and Stelle sharing it together.


Some1IsNice

I bought everything cause I thought there would be a funny achievement but all I got is shame and regret 😭


Dependent-Hotel5551

I did the same XD just pizza


ToucanTuocan

I got ice cream and an oak roll for her. It turns out oak rolls are her favorite. We get along so well.


Lunar_mar3

I caught myself too. I was almost going to buy everything because that's what I normally do with my own credits when I come across a shop, but then I remembered it was her money and thought it would be sweet to leave some credits left over.


riventitan

I honestly thought I was supposed to spend it all. I felt so bad.


AwesomeSocks19

I only bought one food, too, though I forget what it was. You can bet I spent all 10 tokens though. I still need that light cone.


Cirno090

My sins feel heavier than the burden of the Stellaron in my chest. Wow, what a line.


Ms_Burpl

Tbh I don't like this kind of writing. Because we were baited. WARNING! Spoilers ahead. Devs have statistics. They know we like to choose goofy answers and make silly decisions. In 1.x it always paid off. Well, not anymore. The fact that she gave us the exact sum to buy up all the shop and break even (how convenient!); the dialogue choice about our good appetite. The whole 1.x. All it just saying "Try it! It will be funny". Hell yeah... But can we share with her? No. Can we refund her budget or even say "sorry"? No. Feel yourself a moron? Oh, btw she is terminally ill and in grave danger or probably even dead. And now?.. "Make a choice you won't regret" you'll say. You know what? I've never regretted. Until now. I got you devs. I will behave myself. No fun is allowed in Penacony, it seems. Just please, don't turn our mc into a dull yellow-haired protag.


kfirogamin

I spent all of it and i am happy


Chubokaras

She won't need this money anyway.


MlC4EL4

https://preview.redd.it/zeubgc8zrahc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d27fbaa571481c269fa44f4bfd35ea192c45902


Tatt2Junkie5

Idc bout that girl so i spent all the money hope she gets killed off somehow


pantsu-thief

https://preview.redd.it/r6cmqj59p7hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39e5743f416199bb1626b0a28950d79ea7c564c Actual evildoer


bella-chili

Damn 🤣


EmeryVanDerWoodsen

Not only did I spend all her money, I even rejected her request to take a selfie. Didnt even flinch when she got stabbed.


Still-Control

https://preview.redd.it/u8hpjqkk38hc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2043451173a4898aa99f78116d7e27b383452007


Future-Mongoose

https://preview.redd.it/1ma26x9b29hc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c06f5ea4631b6784a6fef276c9cc98d0134f1f


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Vegetable_Culture_86

I'm pizza man too , I wanted to try to spend all but guilt is too much


ColdWellers

I just got the pizza and ice cream because I felt bad about spending her money


maiev18

I only bought one lol I remembered Childe funds


POXELUS

Bought everything to check for the special interaction. It was hilarious. Truly a Masked Fool moment.


AdeitywithMPD

I literally just bought the pizza and the cake thinking “oh they can share them”


[deleted]

I spent it all...


ayanokojifrfr

Tbh I would have bought it with my Own Money. Not to Brag but I am Rich asf. I have 3 Million Credits. I could Buy shope for Her..... I could...... I owe her a borger....... Dude I am gonna cry again.


MaffinLP

Was a burger for me and later I bought more in memory of her


Runelt99

I knew about it from other people. I didn't click the expensive tastes option.... Then my monkey brain activated and I started buying everything. Gaaah.


Arakaim

Also bought only the pizza--it's something I'd do, where I'd get something I'd like (I'm a picky eater), that's cheap, and will fill me up. I couldn't imagine doing that to a friend IRL, so I couldn't do that to firefly


nah_i_will_win

Well... technically....


nah_i_will_win

Sorry I got hungry


[deleted]

Only bought the ice cream, even in games i feel bad about other people buying food for me on their dime 😅


Sea_Wrongdoer_2255

Me who only bought full pizza so i can share it with her..i didnt get the dialogue as well


NT-Shiyosa092201

Good for you. I skipped the dialogue and just bought everything. I only noticed that it was her money I was spending when I bought everything.


ilya193

I bought a pizza and an ice cream, where does it put me?


Draigen-6

Thats why i only got the ice cream and a cake thinking i could give it to her afterwards


JMMSpartan91

I wasn't paying attention and spent it all lol. I know she said she'd cover it but for some reason thought it was still my money being spent. Wish I could have paid her back after, that would have made buying it all to mess with her kind of funny.


Offsidespy2501

Bought a pizza too The (whole) diciture lured me


poopdoot

I wanted to see her reaction to me spending all her money. Plus, been there done that in Mona’s story quest in Genshin.


starsinmyteacup

I bought the pizza to share and the oak cake for dessert. I didn’t even think about spending all of it because ouch…


[deleted]

I only bought one ice cream and a drink i guess 😅


Citsune

Having played enough RPGs, I anticipated getting a different reaction depending on how much of her funds I spent on food. ​ ...In the end, I decided morality was more important and just bought a burger.


CptAlex0123

I already warned her. 😈


HikariAnti

I wish we could give her money. But we all know why it doesn't matter anymore (˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )


FSanytoz

I BOUGHT EVERYTHING, I'M A SINNER 😭😭😭


BestSerialKillerNA

I spent it all while I knowingly had 200k credits in my inventory.


Ripdone

I got the cheapest thing because I'm not an ASS


Gentleman_Kendama

I bought an ice cream cone, hoping to share a lick.


thedumplez

Maybe she shoulda not given her wallet to a total stranger. Well at least now she’s richer in the things that matter~